Shit Asian Guys Say - Episode 1

[STEVENPARKFELIX]

thanks for setting back 100 years asshole

[jimmythai12366]

@MapleFreak888 What a bitch....you are attempting to be cool...but your still a fucking nerd hmmm a damn shame!!!

[MapleFreak888]

what an idiot....

you don't even sound Asian, you sound black.

[victorialyn12]

"shit girls who are really bad at math say" <-- check it out!

[unphazed123]

that was awkward...

[AwesomeLoserTable1tv]

u sound black..-____-

[oyinda13]

It was so bad it was good

[murasaki19790218]

I was going to say too. The things Asian guys say is "nothing" or "mmmmmm". Some hocking maybe.

[jimmythai12366]

@MarshallTheHerd Ugly..so you calling ppl ugly but you probably is fucking shot in the face boy!!!

[candyisc00l]

That...was pretty bad, "no offense".

[MarshallTheHerd]

waste of my time.. geez... someone please kill this ugly ass

[TheDavidJayPaw]

you just embarrassed yourself in front of 195,158 people and gave an even worse name to an entire demographic. congrats.

[Luong1209]

This video was so stupid, made me wish I was the kid who got beat up in Chicago. Do yourself a favor and don't make any more videos.

[darknlovely613]

It was ok.

[UCSDkidd]

he sounds like an Asian Borat haha so funny. why do so many ppl dislike it?

[KwonAys]

Laaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeeeeee. A girl is supposed to play the part.

[MrRockerHal]

actually asian guys dont say anything

[WestIndianMan95]

... I think an Asian GIRL is supposed play you. It's part of the joke.

[minklerender]

sorry this wasnt really funny. it's not really stereotyping either. its more like trying to pass off offensive racial stereotypes as "not racist"

[seoulsista82]

I am conceited. That's okay, though. At least I'm not a wannabe.

[jimmythai12366]

@seoulsista82 ....don't watch non of their video plzz they don't need ugly girls like you okay? Thank you and whatever have fun eating your rice and Kim chi...yellow 2# pencil

[kznck]

racist or not, this was bad acting and bad jokes

[jimmythai12366]

@seoulsista82 Uhh and all the comment got a response to them...and I can take a joke but I just don't like concieted bitches like you...and he is Asian..

[hinafan123]

AS SOON AS HE SAID "I WISHI OWNEDTHIS STORE" I WUZ LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF

[PRiiSCiiLLA8]

LOOOOOOL.

[arjoj10]

wow! look at you all! What a waste of bytes.

[seoulsista82]

And as for my looks, I'm not trying to convince anyone, just stating the facts. And I'm a halfie, so I don't have the typical Korean body type. Not that I care anything about what you think, but it worked out in my favor, thank you very much. Also, I will go eat some kim chi. Right now. With rice. Holla, pencil dick! Lol!

[seoulsista82]

Omg. Take a joke! I was flipping it around on you! You really don't know anything about being funny. Like I said, if you're going to put videos online, be ready to take some criticism or just STFU. No one wants to hear you whine. Read all the comments on here. 99.9% of them say you suck. Half of them can't even tell that you're Asian. So don't get all pissed at a few people for agreeing with everyone else. You're not funny. Not one bit. So move on and get over it.

[jimmythai12366]

@seoulsista82 Bitch I don't go online and brag about my self....by the way you probably is a fucking pencil...thin and yellow and you have a flat chest with a flat ass like all typical korean girls...so how about you go eat some more Kim chi then talk bitch!!!

[Samperor]

What is this? A fob trying to be American?

[egujei]

This is pretty embarrassing... Not even hating. It's just not funny honestly.

[seoulsista82]

And I noticed that you didn't deny that you have a pencil dick, pencil dick. Lol! Now go eat a spring roll or something that has way too much ginger on it.

[seoulsista82]

I was implying that desperate people watch anime, dummy. And when I said I don't want to hook up, that was in response to you saying, "fuck you". Believe me. If you saw me, you'd be following me around like a lost puppy and I wouldn't even let you luck my heel. Wow. You really don't know anything about humor. I feel sorry for you. And that guy's right. You do sound like JarJar.

[jimmythai12366]

@seoulsista82 Uhh why the fuck are you trying to make your self sound sooo pretty online...I mean only ugly fucks like you would do that...and when i said fuck you...i didnt mean in a sexual way...i met it as stop fucking hating and get the fuck on bitch!!!!

[moogleshieh]

Please change the title of this video ASAP to: Shit Mentally Retarded Kids Say About Asian People.

[Gotwired]

You sound like Jar Jar Binks.

[jimmythai12366]

@seoulsista82 Also...why out of no where you saying your not desperate? That mean you are desperate...and your probably them ugly ass Korean that watch k drama and k pop all day!!!

[jimmythai12366]

@seoulsista82 Uhhh I think you have it the wrong way....WTF is you talking bout hooking up and other shit? Bitch I don't even know you...why the fuck would I hook up with you? -____-

[pbisbad]

this aint funny as shit

[darkelivrio]

LOL. Its still funny even tho most depictions are inaccurate. But come on guys, quit hatin.

[seoulsista82]

Also, your Asian accent is terrible. You sound like a dorky black guy most of the time. And I don't watch anime. I'm Korean, not Japanese or desperate.

[seoulsista82]

@jimmythai Aw, bless your little heart. A little touchy, are we? If you're going to post something, be prepared for the comments. If you don't like them, you can disable them. And no thanks. I don't hook up with pencil dicks.

[mszcandix3]

ARE YOU SERIOUS..?

[jimmythai12366]

@seoulsista82 Heyyyyy FUCK YOU...go watch some damn anime or something bitch!!!

[jimmythai12366]

@dczzzz Bitch..fuck you...you dick riding bitch

[dczzzz]

I've never commented on youtube before, but this gotta be said...HORRIBLE VIDEO! listen to others, delete this video, and get educated fool!

[seoulsista82]

You. Are. Not. Funny.



[ntharris76]

I don't think this guy is very Asian.



[ItsFridayGuys]

@bisdashizz duh dick head read the description and stop hatin

[jimmythai12366]

@EoN604 Yeahh but WTF is you...you fuck bum...you look like garbage bitch!!

[jimmythai12366]

@HappilyCyn Wow bitch learn how to spell first then talk some you dumbass

[HappilyCyn]

Dalete!

[bonkthetube]

it's like all his friends told him he's good accents..

[EoN604]

fucking garbage.

[ssoloriosanchez]

Wow. That's racist.

[littlerabbitbite91]

Racism is only ok if its funny.

This wasn't funny.

[cutemermaid13]

i wish i could unwatch this

[MaddEEE876]

@cutemermaid13 If you delete it from your history, it might make you feel better. That's what I did. :)

[ersantosjr]

you can't even do your own asian accent. weak broski

[BugsB33zy]

bruh im not a hater but you wack af.

[megansalt]

not funny... what´s with the accent? i´ve never heard an asian speak like that.

[bisdashizz]

I thought this was going to be realistic, but nope. just a bunch of overused stereotypes. disappointment. :/

[pyroprince01]

is this suppose to be funny?! video FAIL

[ouyxsevolxssej]

lol this sucked



[Saskiequelle]

0:48 OH NOOOOH...LOL

[FireAnt376]

No, asian guys don't talk like that! I had an Asian boyfriend and he wan't nearly as close as this. Sorry.

[harrissean56]

This shit is far from funny

[ganeshprasad1987]

this sounds more like a china man ... that "nonono" part .. muahaha

[beautyfull23]

you sound like a cowboy sometimes lol what...

[MrDank008]

hahahaha this is jokes



[jimmythai12366]

@Edvice05 How is a wanna be Asian when he is Asian dumbass...you just a bitch that have no friends

[jimmythai12366]

@ysssuhi Okay and you a fuck broke ass fob that can't afford northface

[jimmythai12366]

@thegayestgoth Yeah you fail at spelling you dunmbass

[gg3ds]

if u stopped talking like a black guy in real life ud probs pull the accent off

[Edvice05]

I just wasted 1:52 minutes of my life. First I don't know what accent u were trying to do and second just delete this sh*t makes u look like a wana be Asian.

[ysssuhi]

northface jacket..this dood is prob some bay area fag

[squeezecl]

you sound like mario .

[musiclover6948]

wtf is wrong with you..!?

[TrueEmpowerment]

You Troll, I lost THE GAME!

fuuuuuuuuuuu.........

[flyingracoon]

are you asian? some of it sounded like what black guys would say. no asian would order fried rice , wtf.

[mk4r34]

I'm asian and I thought this was crap....at least get the accent right!!..was this your idea?or your friends idea in the vid?

[thegayestgoth]

UGH. i'm never going to that minute and fifty two seconds of my life back. PHAIL

[GingerTheGypsy45]

what are you guys talking about? i liked it

[1lovehk]

this was painful to watch...

[AtheistxNinja]

You tried so hard you sounded like Luigi. Good job, lame-o.

[SoldierClassA]

1:07 suck my eggroll was pretty funny :)

[chrispmyy11]

plz do us ALL a favor and "delete, delete, delete," - shit black girls say

[monalisa7]

The best thing about this vid was the background music at 0:30!

[partyanimal1151]

FAILLLLLLLL

[chocolatechipgood1]

this vid to funny, i loved it lmfao and all the people on here if u don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all. I think you did a good job man, keep making videos :)

[jimmythai12366]

@JaseFromOutterSpace You are probably the biggest bitch I ever seen and trust me..I seen alot of bitches!!!!

[JaseFromOutterSpace]

Holy shit probably the worst fucking video I've ever seen on youtube. And I've seen a lot.

[jimmythai12366]

@JayBriggz Bruhh the camera man was black...and he is the only Asian in the nieghborhood hahaha

[JayBriggz]

Jesus, Wtf is wrong with you?! you look asian and you sound like a white guy tryin to be black. I know white people who can make a better asian accent then you. dude just watch some southpark, it'll teach you everything you need to know, or family guy. your white friend with a video camera prolly put you up to this because he's never had an asian kid in his white suburban neighborhood before huh

[infinitedreams56]

@JayBriggz LMFAOO!! You're SOO right about how he sounds like a white guy trying to be black, probably a southern white guy trying to be black. hehheee

[akirahiiro09]

wow the song "i want a hippopotamus for Christmas" is in the background at 0:16-0:32

[the3javier]

this sux.

[jimmythai12366]

@rich121779 Bitch you ain't got video...cause you suck all dick bitch

[jimmythai12366]

@yutrynacopyme Bitch go eat a dick!!!

[ralfhakers]

failed 

[xululx]

NONONONONONONONONNONONNNONONNO­N,,,

FUCKIN EPIC!!!

[yutrynacopyme]

shit sucks!!!!!!!!!!

[rich121779]

That was just horrible. Delete it

[bossy4sho]

they are all up in marshalls and chipotle lmfao

[BitterPillUnfolds]

you're not even saying what asian guys would say... you're just acting out stupid asian stereotypes

[thugly921]

just about the worst fucking thing I've ever seen

[jimmythai12366]

@thugly921 bitch you prablly the ugliest bitch i ever seen!!!!

[thugly921]

@jimmythai12366 shut up stupid bitch!

[jimmythai12366]

naw bitch...you just mad cause you is fucking ugly!!!!

[gulfmen86]

man u need to hit up an acting class... or two

[jimmythai12366]

@gulfmen86 yeahhhhhh you need to stop making joke cause uhhhh that shit was corny!!!!!

[dabez4life]

aww twenty dollar for gas? aww hell naw im gone!!!

[Pygmonicus]

i thought asians said "ay fo"

[twiggyjali]

This wasn't good.

[carikittygeek]

What's with the dislikes.

[Applgrl91]

It's so bad it's good

[HealthSciBitty]

he is like, a black guy trying to do an asn guy

[Asianwolf006]

ppl who hate this are racist to asians ^_^

[SamFaye274]

I'm sorry, I know this is bad, but it was hilarious. I'm in pain.

[anbmjj]

horrible accent. Are you blasian? you look blasian. blasians are cute. your cute. not too funny.. but cute. ;D

[MsWagt]

@anbmjj what is blasian?.



[anbmjj]

@MsWagt black and asian :)

[poppinfosho]

lol suck my egg roll

[ItsFridayGuys]

@GershTV well shut the F$&# up then

[jimmythai12366]

@91psyduck Well take your high ass on bitch!!

[xtn05]

It's not racist. It's just bad

[Dbaby07100]

I eat my noodooles

[GershTV]

the description says its not racial, but even I feel disgraced and disrespected...and I am not Asian

[potofgold786]

sounds like an old man's voice….

[aSiAnMaNnN]

Asian dude FAILING to do an asian accent

[proaudiomaniac]

haha is this houston?

[91psyduck]

im high and I dont even find this shit funny

[jimmythai12366]

@ZooRiot Look here bitch...you probably a pussy...so why the fuck is putting your 2 senses huh bitch?!!

[duffelbagone]

lol wtff

[jimmythai12366]

@patrickdcameron He saying that you a faggot bitch!!!

[jimmythai12366]

@ChoHoBroFoSho Yeah bitch go fuck your self!!!

[leon625]

was i the only one that thought this was funny? hahah

[sne210]

FAIL. YOU NO ASIAN. ASIAN NO FAIL.

[ZooRiot]

weak

[patrickdcameron]

not funny, wtf are you saying?

[ChoHoBroFoSho]

You woulda had more likes if you titled it "Shit Black Guys Say" #fail

[jimmythai12366]

@candygirl826 Okay look at your stupid ass video...you don't even have a 100 view yet...so WTF you talking shit for and your video is fucking wack!!!

[jimmythai12366]

@Khaos0228 Bitch we dont give a fuck!!!

[Khaos0228]

you also sound really mexican, and not asian at all

[Khaos0228]

i never post comments, but this was so terrible that i thought you should know

[candygirl826]

this is horrible

[jimmythai12366]

@MrZ8adavid Fuck where you come from bitch...

[jimmythai12366]

@listentoATB Bitch go eat a cock you fucking gay cunt...you mad cause you ain't got no views bitch!!!!!

[gr8glad]

@listentoATB is you mad!?

[gr8glad]

Stfu hating goin somewere if you don't like it

[listentoATB]

you only have a lot of views because this shit girls say thing is blowing up. you suck ass

[MrZ8adavid]

your asian and can't do a asian accent lil bitch ass fuck st louis, fuck your homies

[debbieshultz]

LOL @ that looooong red bar

[jimmythai12366]

@cmikeg86 Hahaha

[gr8glad]

Haters! This hella funny get out ya feelings

[MindlessThanEverB4]

LAME-___-

[cmikeg86]

He sounds like grandpa from the Jackie Chan Adventures lol

[jimmythai12366]

@howard77099 No fuck you...,you cunt!!!!

[jimmythai12366]

@eppemoz Uhh your just a bitch in life

[howard77099]

fuck u bitch

[eppemoz]

you suck. you're like a peter chao wannabe. but obviously FAILED!!

[angiecfrmthebay]

I like this because everyone else hates this.

[karlaeatskids]

@angiecfrmthebay so hipster of you!

[jimmythai12366]

@finnechui And you look ugly ass fuck!!!

[masteryourhigh]

Asian dude trying to do an Asian accent hahaha

[wishywashygirl19]

@masteryourhigh is that guy black and asian

[theyolk25]

@masteryourhigh oh shit i thought he was trying to do a scottish accent haha

[masteryourhigh]

HAHAHA good one my asian friend.

[Barbiesoflyy]

LMFAOOOO!!! FUCKIN FAIL!! YOU'RE ASIAN AND YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT ON A PROPER ACCENT!!

[adam2u]

not funny

[Babinsky21]

LMAO. This shit is lame ass hayle.