Seattle Sounders FC 0:1 Portland Timbers - Community Shield

[yayayayayaya36]

Hate for the Sounders from the midwest.

[GreenUltraLad]

up the Timbers for sure. FUCK OFF Sounders bitches.

[JuniorFanCirca1989]

Remember that one time we beat you in the us open cup, ie when it mattered

[EnkiduPDX]

Excellent match!! Poor behavior on the part of your fans, but great match.

[89dawgfan]

Way to reign in a preseason game. You got that going for you.

[PanzerAngriff]

Secondly, lovely history lesson, given the fact that the majority of your fans weren't even aware that your team existed up until recently. ; )

[PanzerAngriff]

Way to lose, Seattle. Maybe Kasey Keller needs a wheel chair, that might help you out a bit.

[TageSavage]

UP THE TIMBERS!

[CaspianLXXXII]

Enjoy your hors d'oeuvres plate, Savage. We'll be drinking more champaign out of the Open Cup. Up the Sounders! Up the ECS!

[TageSavage]

Well, let's just hope the Sounders don't go to St. Louis after this season's over. Seattle's gotta bad habit of losing their home teams. We'd really like see more disappointed Shittlites wearing NEON in 2011.

Until then, Timbers reign in the Rainy States, or as I like to call it ORYGUN territory!

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII LOLOL. So uh, hows that going for you these days, bro?

[CaspianLXXXII]

@PanzerAngriff Go back to whatever hole you climbed out of, Portscum! Beat us in the MLS with our A-team on the field and we'll talk. Until then, jog on!

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII Why the long face? Maybe if you get enough match refunds from Allen, you can go buy another fedora from Hot-Topic. Or, you can even buy a razor to shave your neck-beard off with. : ) Also, are you really sure you want us to play you with our A-team, especially since our B-team already beat you? That's pretty much asking to get raped..

[CaspianLXXXII]

@PanzerAngriff Once again, our scrubs beat you at PGE in another Open Cup match. But hey, you always have your debilitating meth addictions to fall back on, right?

Suck it, Portscum! Suck it, Timbers Army.

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII We fought hard, and thats all I care about. Also, why so high and mighty? You've managed to (barely) tie a USL team in regular play. Congrats! ;) Was our 34 year old Japanese international too much for the likes of Jaqua, Montano, or Levesque? Just keep playing like you are now, we will have some fun next year. ; )

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII LOLOLOL! At least you managed to get ONE goal.. so it wasn't a total loss, amirite? ; )

[CaspianLXXXII]

@PanzerAngriff The enemy of your enemy is not your friend, Portscum. You'll learn that when they paste you twice next year.

Call me when *you guys* beat us in a meaningful game.

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII Lolol, ok I will, just as long as you call me when you stop sucking. : ) Deal?

(Nice own goal, btw! You guys are top shelf!)

[thiswasntavailable]

@CaspianLXXXII

That's after our Div-2 team took your MLS squad through extra time to PK's.

[CaspianLXXXII]

@thiswasntavailable

We were playing our B-team for the vast majority of that match, many of whom were USL-1 Sounders: Levesque, Scott, Graham, Nyassi, etc.

What do you want? A 2-goal handicap? Give me a break.

[thiswasntavailable]

@CaspianLXXXII I want your club to pay for all the eye damage caused by your nuclear piss yellow kit.

[CaspianLXXXII]

@thiswasntavailable

I'm with you there, actually. I hate the kit. But if we debated Front Office fuck-ups on both sides, we could be here all day.

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII ...... ; )

[CaspianLXXXII]

@PanzerAngriff Goals you scored last night in a meaningless match: 2.

US Open Cups in our trophy cabinet (we punked you in PGE both times on our way to winning): 2.

But, by all means, enjoy your pre-season victory.

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII 2 removed comments? My my.. Someone is trying hard not to let his butt-hurt show.. ;)

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII Oh my goodness... I can understand not being able to outplay the PTFC... but getting beaten by the White-Caps too? Well, glad to know you're KEEPING PERSPECTIVE. Lololol!

[PanzerAngriff]

@PanzerAngriff Also forgot to ask, did you get a refund this time?

[PanzerAngriff]

@CaspianLXXXII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahaha­hahahaha! If you do, it will have to be in your dreams! Because your asses got STOMPED.