wow...sounds like kids are adults at 14, these days.
@TheLifeSource ...Umm...Do me a favor. Try to buy smokes or alcohol, gamble, or drive a car. Not a true way to prove adulthood, cause there are a lot of childish people who are of age...but seriously...Try getting your point across to people that you disagree with in a more civil tone. You'll find people will respect you more and actually listen.
@romare2 You're not so hot on the punctuation, and insults, either.
@romare2 oh i am sorry i did not know that expressing myself was a crime you dumb fucker! ghetto/retarded words really man? no it just means that i would kick your ass in real life and that your a chiled because you don't know did words you walrus cunt! i am 14 if you must know, i am not a child! no i am not a retard if you must know what a retard is it would be a homicidle maniac who has mentally disabled issues you twat!
@xboxplaya420 yo shut the fuck up you bitch i wasn't sick you fuck i did not even know what pussy ment and i didn't know what blow me ment either! i didn't even know pussy was a word and in the first resident evil 1 movie a girl said blow me! so fuck off! you don't know shit!
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when i was 8 i watched this behind my brother back and when that guy said goodbye horses i thought it was goodbye PUSSYS!!! and i kept saying it around my house and my brother heard me say pussy and he said where did you learn that word!! and i said don't worry about it then we kept arguing with me and then i said blow me!!!! hahahahahah lololololol i was a sick little kid!!!
"Thats my surprise? Oo" :D
johnnyhun1 4 months ago
Tremendous hahaa
kickycrowbar 5 months ago in playlist hilarity
I felt awkward watching this. xD
XestaStudios 8 months ago
thats some super intelligent shit dude
HighMindedLunacy 9 months ago
I like sumboringsoup s comment :D
xxBlueGamersxx 9 months ago
i like the part that he shows his private parts lol :D
SumBoringSoup 9 months ago
would that be counted as nudity?
spencegame 11 months ago
whats that name of the song jay's dancing too?
XxOmegaslayerxX 1 year ago
@XxOmegaslayerxX
Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus
ivangrozni 1 year ago
Buddy Christ T-Shirt :)
comradet0m 1 year ago
lol awesome jesus
aquadog101 1 year ago
it puts the lotion on its skin it does this whenever it told
mnm483 1 year ago
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Yeah, I would fuck you Jay.
GDscissorhandedgurl 1 year ago
Thats My Surprise? HaHAHA
JMMnumber1 1 year ago
OH lol 0:22
Ronster451 1 year ago
Clerks II ruled. I saw it in the theater. My stomach was hurting by the end I laughed so hard.
bloodangel160 1 year ago
the tuck lol
MrYoyin 1 year ago
when i saw this i laughed so hard i thought i was goingn to throw up.
whatthefuck386 1 year ago
haha this is so funny i love it
a7xlover4ever3331 1 year ago
THATS MY SURPRISE!?!?!?
Squeaky24241 1 year ago
goodbye hores
ACjake666DC 1 year ago
masterpiece =)
wilgurth 1 year ago
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MEandME266 1 year ago
@MEandME266
What are you, five?
blackesteyes13 1 year ago
@blackesteyes13 removed it dont worry :D and sorry !
MEandME266 1 year ago
I love Jay and Silent Bob I really think jay is to sexy mmmm
bluesmurfett 1 year ago
omfg he is soooo yummeh!!!!!
glodsbride86 1 year ago
is buffalo bill a real rapist lol.
EzraMurdock115 1 year ago
......................."oh!"
bleachpudding 1 year ago
ohhhhh
MrMontageFilms 1 year ago 6
hey it's my nightmare or the next two months...... not this, jay tucking his dick in
RKOboring9 1 year ago
did jay have a mangina? lol
SeaDollarsBertram 1 year ago
@SeaDollarsBertram No, he tucked his dick back
MazterK3vino 1 year ago
@SeaDollarsBertram he tucked it... buffalo bill stlye...
tedrow57 1 year ago
that "oh!" gets me everytime XD
777downfall777 1 year ago 22
@777downfall777 Me too! I laugh every time I see this scene.
wynternight777 1 year ago
@777downfall777 hahaha me 2 I love it!!! OH@@@@@@
RynoBGood 1 year ago
LOL he does a good Buffalo bob dance XD
Xyan11 1 year ago
CLERKS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
TheMechanicalfire 1 year ago
hahahahah
joshthemyth1 1 year ago
"That's my surprise?" LOL!
titanx9 1 year ago
@pedrodemellodotnet: ABSOLUTELY! Silent Bob rocks!
mrpottymouth121 1 year ago
It puts the lotion on it's skin
samubabe101 1 year ago 5
goodbye horses, jay. i hope you stick with it.
PetiteFarfalla 1 year ago
Mind scarringly funny.
81Scorp 1 year ago
ohhh
xGreenf0x 1 year ago
Such a great movie!
grungejuice 1 year ago
Best jay clip ever and yes silent bob has perfect situational timing
wingxaero1 1 year ago
Best Scene ever!
djtrek19 1 year ago
Silent Bob always knows what's best for any given moment lol
BecuzIt 1 year ago 3
best scene of Clerks 2. Unquestionably.
AvacadoDesperado 1 year ago 3
i'd fuck me hard
ccoott 1 year ago
bwahahah thats my surprise
williamrafe1 1 year ago
this guys are awsome it would be cool to see another jay and silent bob movie or another clerks
GangstaThug15 1 year ago
Fuckin' classic
my bro is like jay and im like silent bob...only im not silent or fat lol
NnysVelvetRevolver 1 year ago
@NnysVelvetRevolver WELL THEN UR NOT LIKE SILENT BOB!
delltardboy 1 year ago
*music starts* Ohhhhhh!
texadelphia88 1 year ago 15
Hilarious!
cizzin 1 year ago
I find it wierd that Jay is doing this dance, WHILE wearing a shirt that says "Got Christ?"
ernestoagosto1 1 year ago
This is likely the hottest scene of any movie I have ever seen.
gnorralicious 1 year ago
Hannibal Lecter predicted this scene, lol! :D
Yarpenn 1 year ago
Hilarious!!!
todosbien 1 year ago
silent bob is just smoking behind him ...hella funny.
reyders2 1 year ago 2
its fucking epic when the song starts and hes like ''OH!" lmao!
QWEFFF146 1 year ago 3
I thought this was the funniest thing i've seen jay do. Mostly because i wasnt expecting it and it just added on the idea that Jay is random as hell!
SickPunkJuggaloMix 1 year ago 2
Oh.. :)
spice419 1 year ago
I love these guys
thenewtitle26 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA! thats SO normal to bob man its like an everyday thing for him hahahaha, his used to it LOL.
nightmarex66 1 year ago
Disgusting as fuck but hilarious!
SupaNamincoUnleashed 1 year ago
nice mangina lol
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agentsmith28052 1 year ago
would your fuck me id fuck me id fuck me hard
stantheman42069 1 year ago
I fuckin' laughed so hard I cried and almost shit myself in the movie theater!!! LMFAO
theangryrockstar 1 year ago 4
Jajajajajajajajaja...
No es lo que parece, diselo!!!...seguro que te cree jajajajajajajaja!!
pedroiranzo 1 year ago
@pedroiranzo jajajajajajajajajja si men, el hombe casi estaba contento jajajajajajaja!
nightmarex66 1 year ago
i lol'd
draxcir 1 year ago
lol. "oh . . . would you fuck me?" the buffalo-bill i swear. in the silence of the lambs it was freaking scary and demented and here it's hilarious.
mayankho 1 year ago 3
wow...sounds like kids are adults at 14, these days.
@TheLifeSource ...Umm...Do me a favor. Try to buy smokes or alcohol, gamble, or drive a car. Not a true way to prove adulthood, cause there are a lot of childish people who are of age...but seriously...Try getting your point across to people that you disagree with in a more civil tone. You'll find people will respect you more and actually listen.
@romare2 You're not so hot on the punctuation, and insults, either.
Just sayin, guys...
ArmidianKnight 1 year ago 4
@romare2 oh i am sorry i did not know that expressing myself was a crime you dumb fucker! ghetto/retarded words really man? no it just means that i would kick your ass in real life and that your a chiled because you don't know did words you walrus cunt! i am 14 if you must know, i am not a child! no i am not a retard if you must know what a retard is it would be a homicidle maniac who has mentally disabled issues you twat!
TheLifeSource 1 year ago
@TheLifeSource walrus cunt? really? and you're an adult? kids like this make me want to produce a genophage.
LaunkaProductions 1 year ago
@xboxplaya420 yo shut the fuck up you bitch i wasn't sick you fuck i did not even know what pussy ment and i didn't know what blow me ment either! i didn't even know pussy was a word and in the first resident evil 1 movie a girl said blow me! so fuck off! you don't know shit!
TheLifeSource 2 years ago
Judging by the way you express your self, using ghetto/retard words and spelling etc Id say your still a child.
I hope you are still a child for your own sake, else you must be fucking retarded.
romare2 1 year ago
This is fucking hilarious long live Jay and Silent Bob. They should make another movie with them 2
Bradman94 2 years ago
rofl!!
Nychickz 2 years ago
if they make a remake jay should b buffalo bill
seR91GuTs 2 years ago
Is that my suprise? LOL! my favorite part of that movie! I wonder who came up with it and how to fit it in.
jenf529 2 years ago 3
Jay, the king.
FalzerSama2007 2 years ago 3
Agreed!
TheRealKuroken 2 years ago
Awesome, just awesome.
Erappsid 2 years ago
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when i was 8 i watched this behind my brother back and when that guy said goodbye horses i thought it was goodbye PUSSYS!!! and i kept saying it around my house and my brother heard me say pussy and he said where did you learn that word!! and i said don't worry about it then we kept arguing with me and then i said blow me!!!! hahahahahah lololololol i was a sick little kid!!!
TheLifeSource 2 years ago
sick kids grow into sick adults
xboxplaya420 2 years ago
dont we all have the urge to do something like this whenever we hear that song, its like natural now cause of silence of the lambs
lion3p0 2 years ago 4
i actually thought that was his surprise at first time i watched the movie, still a funny one though.
alfadude15 2 years ago
i laugh everytime i hear the song
coastercapitalohio 2 years ago 2
i'd fuck me
pronessman 2 years ago
JAJAJAJAJA . Great film ...
panzer1988ama 2 years ago
Ha Ha, I LOVE all the Buffalo Bill parodies.
JimmyPageLover5 2 years ago 2
haha good ol jay haha
CYLER6029 2 years ago
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He's a girl????
tonkahoosier 2 years ago
No.
ZahinDenatrose 2 years ago
no your a retard!!!!
johnnyxcasanova 2 years ago
no u dip shit jay had to put his dick between his legs watch he dvd commentary
montanajuggalo 2 years ago 3
i like jay and silent bob strike back
godzillakiller1 2 years ago 24
would you fuck me?
i'd fuck me...i'd fuck me hard...lmao
nogoodbastard 2 years ago 58
@nogoodbastard me too, I mean...
O_O
lol, jk, I don't go that way! xD
cwilcox16 1 year ago
O_O is that my surprise........
VERY NIOCE! :D
hengokai 2 years ago 5
lol... is that my suprise... wtf?
mysadending 2 years ago 6
My favourite scene from this movie :)
BlauerRabe 2 years ago 4
lol, hahahahaha
frunhilda 2 years ago 3
its so random bbut i cnt stop laffing
irishlads4eva 2 years ago 3
2nd comment! man this is friggin funny
metalmensje 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the best scene in the movie! Thanks for sharing.
rockdollmc 3 years ago