Dane Cook Isolated Incident Messin' With The Girls

[metalbullitt]

I dont know why people hate on him so much.. i'm 28 and i think this dude is gold.

[midiotmsc]

Thanks for posting this and for the nice comments. I directed and produced this video.

Craig Stuart Garfinkle

[requshei]

His comedy has gotten better since his parents past away. I don't want to sound cruel but dark comedy is the best. Nothing better then having a crazy, nothing to lose comedian doing stand up. George Calin, Bill Hicks, Louis C.K, Dylan Moran...

[awuewete]

what the hell was the first girl arguing about???!

[MrRockin2541]

Ive heard way worse things come out of a comedians mouth not that big of deal they know its part of the act there probably lying to him anyway

[MrRockin2541]

Ive heard way worse

[CharlieChark]

pff what a douche, does he never get laid or what?

[watevatube]

What a job,stand up there and have women listen to you sexually harrass them :)

[roquemyracle127]

he didn't go after any acctually cute girls o.O im a girl and IM saying this!

[cupidschokehold69emm]

lmao... that bitch got soo offended

[luyendao]

Ouch Dane, you got burned with this audience.

[junglemonkeymann]

weak shit, so full of himself..

[shauveym92]

His parents jus died so he ddnt care wat he did

[scwrestler21792]

he kinda went too douchey on this one

[talkativeone04]

He definitely went to far in this

[707BLACKDEVIL707]

LMFBO///_^//

[2pacalypse25]

what a fucking douche.

[khm3rboijeffy]

it's a ritual before every big show he does. he just does a small show talking shit to people.

[MissSarahBella88]

seems like hes being kind of a dick..

[nolanp94]

before you and i go home and FUCK! lol

[peaceloveee123]

lmao with a clean hand too funny

[HopeLess1212]

"Yeah I remember Letterman, Carnagy Hall, and talkin to you."

[DjScudMissile]

the funny thing they would do it ... that's actually quite sad

[XODaikoXD]

Wow Dane knows how to to get it in on a Saturday night! Lolz facials galore! (-_-)

[pontiacfirebird1997]

that girls overbite is more hilarious then this

[davgabe]

Dane Cook SUCKS period

[RandomKillingMachine]

@davgabe SHUT THE FUCK UP i have seen your gay as comments on every Dane cook video i have watched. WHY THE FUCK do you watch EVERY one of his videos if your just going to say he sucks? Well i just exposed your gay ass for having no life what so ever than to watch all of Dane Cook's AMAZING videos just to say he sucks. That's really sad bro. Go fuck yourself.

Good day

[MANJUICEIFY]

HE SUCKS

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

The mother and daughter: haha, whores.

[mahalic007]

this is guy stuff sooooooooo funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyy

[WingedMoonlight]

a 3 way relationship with those 2? Dane you silly bitch

[SaruhKerra]

Oh my god, Dane.

How do you get away with this? XD

[Pmike2345]

wow

[RichardGat]

If I said that, I would have gotten slapped.

[forbasketballonly]

what a dirty bastard

[TheMCstyles]

dane cooks shows are all sucha blasty-blast!!

[pinoykearo]

I like how it goes "You!" and zooms in all shakey.

[thebigscud]

My god, that is one frightening overbite.

[sodapop554]

@thebigscud At first I thought she was wearin a mask or something lol. But god damn, if that bitch get's laid at all I can guarantee the guy 1st puts a paper bag over her head.

[AnonymousTamponThief]

Holy S*** lol

[parakeets124]

Hes a hilarious ass!

[SilverMoon1134]

XD hahaha this is crazy dane is crazy

[amy1531]

he is maaaddd fine omg

[hoagly]

At least he is a master at being a douchebag. Consistency is always good

[alZiiHardstylez]

Only Dane Cook could get away with this.

[frenchiebear101]

hes soooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[videomaster1018]

He's all about sex now.

[SeanCallofduty]

He got laid after that show =P LMFAO.

[dharmybum]

he's no different than doing the old don rickles act, beat everybody up verbally, and throw some good and even great jokes in between. i love it. great shit. better than the rest of theses sad sacks telling shitty one liners. dane is great

[PSYCHODORA2]

sexual harrasment much?

[mautsukuda]

last two girls... SLUTS! lol.. gotta love 'em

[19torento]

If you can get away with being a dick, which most people can, why not?

[wesleymattison00]

What dick. Makes me not wanna go to one of his shows. Punch him in the face.

[19torento]

@wesleymattison00 You're just jealous, cause he's an expert at being an amazing douche bag, and isn't that what we all secretly want to be?

[LaceNY]

he's just being obnoxious.

[legomoviem4ker]

Haha, he takes her downnn

[tml4lyfe13]

4:12 the grandma is the background is like "This isnt bingo WTF!!"

[dreamsquare123]

4:12 granny doesn't seem amused

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

@dreamsquare123 Haha. I know. I was like, why is this old lady there? I thought she was, like, one of the "ghost caught on video" things at first. I got scared.

[TruePesko]

@dreamsquare123

If you pay attention later on... you can see shes smiling right b4 the end

[meisrock]

I HAVE THAT ZEBRA COAT!!!!!!!!!!

[Benadrill818]

He Is "TANKING" Them

(Tank From My Best Friends Girl

[MiSzManDyPanDy]

Owww Rated R, YES!........i think dane is so0o sexy even with his gutter mouth and little additude!

[blackspiderdude]

hell yeh

[BobThePatriot]

holy shit its ben Affleck!

[Landonsvlog]

@BobThePatriot for a sec i thought u said 'flex attack'

[twlightsaga109]

Dane is awesome i love him

[aspengler09]

God I want to see him live :)

[xxdanceroliviaxo]

clearly the rudest!

[MiSzManDyPanDy]

@xxdanceroliviaxo He's not being serious....thats why everyone was laughing...only uptight people would find him being serious and mean!

[xxdanceroliviaxo]

@MiSzManDyPanDy haaa, no you wouldn't get it, it's an inside joke between me and my friends...

[LoneWarrior197]

he's being really mean in this.... :/

[SacredGrave]

@LoneWarrior197 no hes not hes funny as fuck hahaha

[shelbyfan45]

nice!

[dasyck1]

Lol the first girl got sooo sad haha

[tommyfuckingfunny]

3:31 HOLLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO HIJ IS CKER NICE

[heatballin]

Haha Dane's the man. Don't care what people think n got everything he want. He could care less bout insulting 1 girl, girls ain't gon run out for him.

[JGM10107]

damn he is so straight up

[Cinder931]

Omfg he's being such a douchebag lol...

[snillor123]

Dude , i would have climed on the stage , and smacked the white offa him.

[allanmartinez47]

he is the best stand up comedian...

i dont care what people say about him..

[KElegend23]

@allanmartinez47 agree 100 percent

[LEON13858]

wow he is very old but his material is not.

[ShavanaSalas]

She probably hates him now! hahaha

[tjello]

lol hes so crude ...

[BatmanakaAshley]

man he is old now

but still funny

[TheThatguy117]

damn some of the chicks looked PISSED

[FeatherofaRaven]

0:50 the craziess ape shit laugh ive ever heard

[haleighrachel]

before you and i go home and FUUUUCK.

[Nemesis986]

i like how he talks to the audience a lot. like with the drunk red sox fan in vicious circle XD

[JRSK8MAFIA247]

@Nemesis986 JAKEEEEE



[chareadominique]

dane cook . . . id love to take a look ;)

see we all have dirty jokes :D .

[dganonymous23]

Only someone like Dane can get away with talking like that.. haha he's awsome!

[Vidude1000]

LOVEM!

[akuma4u]

man the daughters teeth and gums are messed up

[sativasweetleaf]

@akuma4u id still fuck her! LMAO

[akuma4u]

@sativasweetleaf ya i would too lol, but the blow job part will be a lil scary... all i can think of is the movie jaws son.

[joenickjonas101]

lmao.

thats dane for youuu.

haha.

[natsgirl9]

Key word here: AWKWARD.

Dane, you're funny as hell..but you make a person feel ...awkward as HELL. Hahaha

[Biglover29]

@natsgirl9 yeah it was, that first girl looked kind of pissed. lol

[brandonkebs]

kinda trashy i like him but wtf haha

[CyberChick2011]

Awww.... Dane Cook is awesome....

[mariofan105]

more reasons why dane cook is my favorite comic

[Nuther10cents]

I can never get hot girls to laugh, and it seems Dane can only get hot girls to laugh.

[mochababy2005]

I like this better than when he is in a big arena. Because you get to see what he is really like. :)

[brianKRAZY1]

dane cook is fucking funny man hes a "G" going at it wit that girl

[ringostar918]

dane cokk is a silly bitch

[brianKRAZY1]

@ringostar918 lol he was fucking mad u can tell

[Soarck14]

@ringostar918 cokk?

[5255221]

man if i said half this shit i'd get my fucking ass kicked by these girls but it's ok for him cause he's so funny about it

[TheRockHBKfan]

Hahaha - Cook is so awesome :D Even when he's a jackass, he's awesome...

[7ees]

Soo uhh "daughter", whatever the fuck your name is...

Haha, Dane is Hilarious!!

[maggot4666]

jajajajajaja LOL

[433nicole]

What a douche! be he is so fine and funny. ;)

[ricksang31]

hahahahahahahah laughed my ass off

[MrNarcko]

LMAO "not like i want you to bleed but..." LMAO hes funny here

[luvpain]

He has been quoted in a interview that sometimes while performing he was feeling angry about stuff that happened in his life when he created the material, and so some of the material came out angry.

[warhawkpride14]

sheesh...if she "gets into it with him" on every show and gets pissy about it, why does she keep goin to his shows? damn haha

[DakotaTheGuy]

xD That lady is sooo pissed, hes being a bit of a dick though xD

[sharpcheddarful]

I love how a real pro like dane takes any awkardness/uptightness from the audiance and just rips it up

[Sieswerd]

LMAO

[xJERRY08x]

dane is hilarious.

i like all the interaction with the crowd.

[AwesomePC1]

omg love dane!!! Who cares if he is a jerk to some ladies!!! Shows he has a pair!!! lol And shut the fuck up Mickey976. quit taking ur problems from home and putting them on others thro internet. Dumb fucken peice of shit!!!! anyway don't wanna make u cry cause ur mommy didnt love you. But for sure ppl LOVE DANE!!!! He's hilarious!!!!

[suicidekidz100]

i like the way he says cock to the lady

[HouseIsLove1]

that shit was funny i mean how can you not laugh cause he is just hardcore with his wit and comedy and he takes no prisoners and i love him i would've deff played along with him if he did this to me in the crowd

[bigbrown4114493]

Dane Cook is HARDCORE when it comes to his standup

[suicidekidz100]

omg this is the funniest shit i have ever seen i love the part about the ladie and the new cock

[h44512]

she's actually getting pissed off lol

[123chrisftw]

Did anyone else see the old lady behind the last two girls? I'm guessing a dane cook performance is not where a senior would want to be.

[Mickey976]

unfunny prick...mommy didnt love him....

[horsieb19]

Hahahh hes soooo funny!!!!

[Du30ke]

This sucks

[Meriale46]

No body gets past Dane Cook's wit

[friskyjackdoff]

this is the first time ive actually laughed from his stand up

[BeatleMonkeegirl15]

4:14 the old lady in the back LOL!

[aurangel0309]

holy shit that girl tried starting shit wit him that was random as hell lol XD LMAO!!!!

[LittLeBaRbiEx0]

what was the girl saying to him

[cool4maroo]

lmao wth dane U ROOOCKZZZ!!!!1

:D

[Damsky109]

hahahah KELLY GOT FUCKED lmaoo

dane cook is the best

[xsxccherrykissx]

He's such a fucking asshole in this one! :@ i like the ones where he is older and wiser :) x x x much better looking too :D x x x

[Diocletian249]

@marijuanafarmer420 I'm sure you would.

[Bohdan1990]

dane is the man

[Spider1232]

this is funny, but hes being such a dick...hahaha

[BDpartnercoJM]

@Spider1232

"No mam, you need to know these things about your daughter" lol

[legomoviem4ker]

@Spider1232 Haha, that's the best part! lol

[northernsupernova1]

ie. he looks like fonzie

[northernsupernova1]

he looks like fucking henry winkler

[MrPaparoach43]

lol dane cook the best

[kinslayer120]

0:43 Why did you stop filming you creep.. Talk about being nice to his friends..

[RobloxLegomania]

@kinslayer120 Dude, he's a comedian, your REALLY going to take him seriously? Plus he's heis FRIEND! God...

[paintballer779]

people that are good friends do stuff like that to eachother cause they no there just kidding

[starky1012]

its a joke you faggot lmao

[Blairexox27]

funny!!! this is making me cry im laughing soo hard

dane cook is the king of comedy in my eyes

[MissLilNova]

@Blairexox27 Try watching/listening to George Carlin and decide who's the real king of comedy afterwords..

[allyeek8]

Funny shit. LMAO

[DustinBond2007]

That Dane Cook Is A Silly Bitch!

[StereoKid808]

Rofl!

[20funny]

cawk..LMAO