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OMFG SHE IS TRYING TO GET MARINES TO KILL U SHE SAID SPARTAN'S GONE RAMPED TAKE EM DOWN BOYS! OMFG FUCK U CORTANA!
cosplayers1012 1 week ago
Cortana has a cute voice
TheHammerhead16 2 weeks ago
3:42 I swore I thought Master Chief was gonna say, "Get back in the kitchen"
no1ymfan 1 month ago
"The voice in my head...sounds hot."-master chief
"Back in my day,we didn't have all your fancy smachy guns. We had sticks,TWO STICKS, and a rock for the whole platoon."- johnson
imthesniperfromTF2 1 month ago
What about Auntie Dot vs Cortana.
Phenixwolf217 1 month ago
I've seen the Chief use one of these. Can't be that hard. -facepalm- every women drivers famous last words...
scubamax222 1 month ago
lol looks like the guys are trying to impress kat XD
armoredbatmanaa 2 months ago
Close your eyes at 4:37 and let the dirty part of your mind take over.
LEGOGUY291 2 months ago 8
@LEGOGUY291 lol
armoredbatmanaa 2 months ago
JOHNSON Y U BREAK FOURTH WALL
RoboticTable 2 months ago
@RoboticTable Cuz he's Sergent fucking Johnson.
sickness324 1 month ago
i think you forgot one of cortana's. if she gets stuck with a sticky grenade, she says "He could stick it!"
DarkraiRocks494 3 months ago
maybe i am a demon
NEMESISFG 3 months ago
2:08 DAMMIT JOHNSON YOU BROKE THE FORTH WALL
ANeverendingDarkLife 3 months ago
2:08
MrTransformer124 3 months ago
PLASMA TIME BABY
MrTransformer124 3 months ago
@MrTransformer124 MAHAHAHAHAHA!
FlameSword06 3 months ago
@MrTransformer124 I absolutely LOVE that line! XD
meerkater 2 months ago
"MY name is sargentbeatthealienoutofyourassjhonshon" Er something like that.
TheBatWithTheHat 3 months ago
I'm reedy to make a splash. Thatz what fat people do ur like 3 inches tall lololololololol
gf78ew720 3 months ago
6:10 ZOEY REPORTING FOR DUTY
Arzaker 3 months ago
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Arzaker 3 months ago
Mabye i am a demon
Halorules7777 3 months ago 7
"finish this fight"
McRaymond100 3 months ago
Is cortana actualy being funny?
Commanderblushridley 3 months ago
So here is us on the raggedy edge. HELL YES. Firefly reference!
TheNotKyleSullivan 4 months ago
Johnsons the best LOL
"Sargeant major. Avery junior blowthehelloutofyouralienass Johnson" xDDD
guyofhalo 4 months ago
kat:is there a problem
cortana:i think u should find u shouldd not test me
pokefreak480 4 months ago
Jun's laughs...O_o
meerkater 4 months ago 2
@meerkater
clear the backblast area (fires) (BOOM)
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Arzaker 3 months ago
cortana: "do i get to steer this?" no, you are a woman you cant
"spnkr acronym not in my database" lol
andrewwk6 4 months ago
Finally, one that covers just about all of em! Thanks!
Quintuplin12 4 months ago
@Quintuplin12 ... only there are a LOT more, that show up in combat or when shooting different weapons... :P
Quintuplin12 4 months ago
You're missing a very special line by cortana xD
CSPGotoPrime 5 months ago