Dane Cook's Best Scene

[slim240293]

5:06 Christian morality... :))



[TheEman2345]

i googled Snarky lol

[AOTEAROAsam]

U.S.A!!



[24TheBasketball]

I googled it and I got a Dane Cook thing XD lmao

[24TheBasketball]

Anyone else Google Snarky?

[com1cday]

I am offended by his remarks of treeness. I would love to be a tree.

[cam3081]

Print the bible on him. LMFAO!

[Causeiloveeyouu143]

LOL! i love dane cook!

[uni4life1619]

was i supposed to laugh? Never watching something that some random autistic 7 year old reccomends again

[24TheBasketball]

@uni4life1619 Hating on special needs kids are we? Ignorant prick

[uni4life1619]

@24TheBasketball yah im hating on Dane Cook, what of it?

[iBubz3y]

this isnt funny...

[ahochwender]

try to be funny, Dane Cook. TRY.

[sodayodadude1]

@ahochwender Lol what a sadistic bastard.

[zipzingerdude5]

thumbs up if you say god bless you instead of bless you

[xxbloodbasherxx]

tha was so fuuny "you print the bible on him" thst was to funny

[dss103]

OMG i forgot how funny that was!!! Thank you so much for posting this LMAO!!!!

[Tomniso1]

I hate how he's like I was raised catholic starts to talk then the crowd is just like wooooooohh! And interupts

[theChipmunkCheeks]

And once he's paper, you print the Bible on him!

[heyyy185]

LOVE this guy :D

[Flupendup]

Eh... One atheist is an asshole, all atheists must be assholes. Theres plenty of Baptist assholes.

[ratsrulb]

@Flupendup not all atheists are assholes... im atheist and i really dont agree with what the atheist in this joke did. i would just be like "thank you" and let it go. dont say all atheists are assholes.

[IMPEND1NGDOOM]

gazuntite

[nikkili]

"To Whom It May Concern, *kiss*"

[MrKuhner]

...terrible



[knug08]

Is he fucking irish and I haven't noticed all these years? It sounds like it in this video

[CokeStain824]

press 7 over and over again

[pliershuzzah]

begining, great, camra angles

[ConferoMusic]

wow... i didnt laugh to 1 joke he made...

[saznrai]

when you die nothing happens... thats true!

hahaa.. and once hes paper you print the bible on him.... and the crowd goes nuts!

[qwertpoi]

See, a better comedian could have made this exact same joke in about 30 seconds, and it would have had more impact.

[MrXxSnOwBoArDeRxX]

im litterly laughing out loud at many parts

[LOSTRONERD]

Does he know how to use a keyboard?

[gibraltarify]

ive seen funnier stuff from him.

[Nark123Official]

4:25 - 4:35 lmfao!!!

[NYballer11725]

CLASSIC

[sk8ter4life5407]

i dont get it when am i supposed to laugh????

[matthew121314151617]

@sk8ter4life5407 Fuck you dane cook is hilarious

[RoyalRamirez]

@sk8ter4life5407 HOW DARE YOU [HEADBUTT]

[Kuroineko16]

@RoyalRamirez YOU ARE FOR REPLYING LIKE THAT! XDDD

[Kuroineko16]

@RoyalRamirez YOU ARE AWESOME FOR REPLYING LIKE THAT! XDDD

[jennyprado01]

"uh, when you die nothing happens."  ROFL!!!

[BrandonNielsen87]

One person who disliked this is an antheist. I mean, an actual antheist Dane was talking to.

[CaptainGooorgeous]

LOLOLOL atheists are funny.

[PantherMistress88]

"Once he's paper you print the Bible on him!"

XD Awesome

[kingsandqueens01]

1 dislike= 1 atheist

[jokstaboi]

Lool, he spacebars like its a period. Towhomitmayconcern -kiss-. Howdareyou-khugch- howdareallofyou.

[sLyFoXz]

omg dane is a genius this joke made so much sense n it was freaking hilarious!!!!! 

[Floraiton]

LOlz Def of Snarky - Dane makes internet history: urbandictionary

[CBHoochie3]

this guy is so baest

[bizo69]

@SM8461 hey, just to let you know... your dumb. and so are chain letters

[MONSTERMaNiMaL]

jonny fat fuck, jonny weaping willow,

[6shqip6tar6]

And all his fans scream and clap like morons because he makes fun of atheists. Fucking religious freaks should burn in their hell.

[xxcowsxx]

@6shqip6tar6 shut up its a joke u dumb ass.

[doomdad]

@6shqip6tar6 yes they clapped because he made fun of atheists not because it was a funny joke. I'm happy you wasted almost 6 minutes of your life to come to that conclusion rather than laugh like the rest of us and notice that he's a comedian performing on stage. By the way, most religious people aren't condescending or arrogant towards other people, but I see a fair amount of atheists who belittle and demean people for having beliefs. Just a side though.

[6shqip6tar6]

@doomdad

I enjoyed the joke and even laughed at the smart punch line, but that wasn’t what I was referring to. The fact that the audience, the moment he made fun of atheists, got overjoyed, just goes to show what they feel for people who deny their invisible god. Let’s not start a religious debate here, it’s pointless, just know that it’s better to be arrogant and condescending than some crazed fundamentalist. Remember, atheism killed no one; religion has been killing people for 2000 years.

[WCHvids]

@6shqip6tar6 actually they were laughing really loud cause the punch line was funny and a good joke they weren't clapping like the people at a church do after the preacher says something

[Graciethekat]

snark·y

[snahr-kee]

–adjective, snark·i·er, snark·i·est. Chiefly British Slang .

testy or irritable; short.

(Yeah, i really looked it up.)

[xGLAMROCKx]

the catholic bit is HILARIOUS! <3 peace be with you......and also with you.

[KuroiTatsu70]

I love this guy's jokes and this was one of the best counter-abuse I've seen :D

Anyway, I believe that "What you believe happens after death, will happen." I'm not a christian guy either and I don't have anything against believers anyway, as long as they don't try to enforce their beliefs upon other individuals. :)

[GarrettHP]

Wtf? Dude believe in God, if your right you go to heaven, if your wrong then, you know. whatever. but not believing anything? that just sucks

[M4RZ89]

@GarrettHP

We dont believe in nothing!

We believe in the truth!

We believe in rational thinking,

not to believe anything your told without any doubt!

Normally when invisible people talk to you your said to be insane and if children have imaginary friends they are said to be disfunctional,

but when grown ups do the same thing and say it is god who speaks to them or that Jesus just came to see them,

then they are sane and all is good in there little brain!

How can that be?

[cheeser0]

thumbs if you googled snarky after watching this!

[shaynaslovesable]

@cheeser0 thumbs if you already knew what snarky meant already and you DIDN'T have to google it

[tbeacherz]

i know the do a lotta work with breezes hahaha

[silentkiller102]

*athiest sneezes* WHEN YOU DIE NOTHING HAPPENS ROFL dane cook is friggin hilarious

[mariusrista]

lol that was a really good one.

[s13guy5618]

why did he think the guy who said that he was an atheist is a jerk if dane in the first place said god bless you in a passive aggressive way. the atheist was just responding back to his passive aggressiveness. Not funny dane.

[change4range23]

@s13guy5618 you my friend need to get laid.

[jon2260]

@s13guy5618 um, the atheist started by sneezing on his face without covering his mouth. Im atheist and all, but sneezing on some one is pretty gross and disrespectful

[SuperZiggzagg1]

lmfao

[GETMONEY160]

hahahahaaahHA!!

[DrWinterfrrsh]

Get that dick out your ass. It's a ficking joke don't take it so hard!!!

BTW this is 1 of the funnyest jokes his maid.

[rdy4grace]

funniest jokes he has made. WOW?

[MrClown2121]

@DrWinterfrrsh *Made.

[KyLie3185]

@DrWinterfrrsh did u just really say maid? its made or came up with

[bcrunk18]

lol

[Darkpelt2]

This is hilarious! Nice one!