Planes trains & automobiles car rental - This is the greatest scene from a movie ever! By far!

[DecapitatedDoctor]

Can I see your rental agreement

I threw it away

Oh boy

'oh boy' what??

Yer fucked!

[0180917]

GRAAACE!

[DoUWanna007]

"I really don't appreciate the way you are speaking to me"...yeah right. LOL

[WhelenVTXR2]

I fucking love this fucking scene with a fucking passion. I also fucking appreciate the fucking uploader for uploading this fucking video. You can fucking do more by fucking posting more fucking videos.

[hellspawn784]

I love this scene makes me laugh so hard

[bunnehboi1985]

"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there, and I REALLY didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a FUCKING RUNWAY to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face! I WANT... A FUCKING CAR... RIGHT... FUCKING... NOW."

[onenonlyprincess2]

RIP John Hughes no one can replace your talent

[chibull001]

Is that the lady from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

[sugarmaple28]

@chibull001 yes

[GatorTom]

Yes.....another classic John Hughes movie

[Redh0t2011]

1st time i seen this i was literally pissin myself. i was also shocked cos id previously seen a version of this film with the f words edited out. had to wind that bit back and watch it again of course.. and again lol the whole film is funny too though

[Redh0t2011]

@iiamkronos whatever fucking turns u on, i fucking prefer to use my fucking fingers my fucking self

[Legba85]

Counter Lady: May I see your rental agreement?

Steve: I threw it away.

Counter Lady: Oh boy!

Steve "Oh boy" what!?

Counter Lady: You're fucked.

You missed that part. How the fuck could you miss that!?

[TzeffNL]

Hey, SashoCaki! You've cut the scene too F*$%ng early! Her reply is what REALLY tore me up!

[NaturalXSuper]

I say Steve Fucking martin Fucking enjoyed doing this Fucking scene so Fucking Much.

[ThePatriotMuckraker]

"and across a fucking, runway."

LOL. love the pause between "fucking" and "runway." Perfectly executed Mr. Martin.

[jo34j]

he says fucking 18 times in a minute

[hulkamaniareborn]

16 dislikes? Why? This is funny!

[VileRobotmaster]

"four wheels and a fucking seat"

[t1ngley]

Way to cut off the end.

[Milesprower1100]

Isn't that one of the words you shouldn't say on tv?

[vulgardisp1ayofpower]

Great...

[colmhearne]

Steve Martin said "fuck" 17 times in less than a minute.

[Zanmato007]

GRACE! From Ferris Bueller!

[makeadifference2011]

Great scene!! I would love to see the bloopers for this scene.

[TheeRealJRCroblox]

what a fucking classic. i'm fucking 13 and i fucking love this movie,

[FPSPhil1337]

@TheeRealJRCroblox Im12andwhatisthis?

[TheeRealJRCroblox]

@FPSPhil1337 im13andihavebadgrammar.

[Accident2012]

It is one of the best scene in the film.

[DobermansRock]

Its funny when Liberals play conservatives on tv.

[Culiccidae]

I like how the rest of the movie is PG and this scene just comes out of nowhere

[draycottxD]

@Culiccidae LMFAO!

[GozersApprentice]

thats a lot of 'fucking' to be said in one sentence! 18 times to be exact lol

[PreviewDude52797]

@GozersApprentice It's 19 if you count the lady's response. :)

[TheCaulfield1]

LMAO watching this scene.....I fucking LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[Rferrara3781]

I fucking love this fucking scene and this fucking movie and Steve fucking Martin and John fucking candy. Fuck

[applehigh9]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[MikeUrciolo]

How could you not include her response?

[Crooky0]

The 7 minutes of this movie with Neil being dropped off at his car that "isn't fucking there", trekking back to Marathon, and the taxi scene after are 7 of the funniest minutes ever on film. This movie will always be legendary!

[alexmackovjak]

fuck those 14 people

[Jumpybeaver]

@alexmackovjak Those fucking, 14 fucking people, don't have a fucking brain in their fucking heads.

[landyachtfan79]

@Jumpybeaver Those 14 fucking people are fucking teenagers whose fucking parents never fucking took the fucking time or the fucking responsibility to fucking expose them to the fucking classics!!!!!

[Jumpybeaver]

@landyachtfan79 AH! I fucking love it. You are so fucking funny, that it fucking rocks!

[theburningpancake]

"i want a fucking car right fucking now."

i love this scene

[FredDude27]

You're fucked!

[briancurtiswalker]

While I think John Hughes shot himself in the foot by stuffing all the f-bombs in one scene, I can't imagine this movie or this scene any other way.

[katpooh7]

YOU CUT IT OFF TOO SOON!!!!!!!! I CAME HERE JUST TO GET THAT LAST LINE. "YOU'RE FUCKED." lost the meaning with out it.

[MrJBanks12]

What one thinks in times of peril. Especially in airports.

[PookaDude42]

Okay, I'm not a prude or anything, but there's a clean version of this scene that they use for TV airings that I think actually works better, timing-wise. And it's NOT, I repeat NOT dubbed, as far I can tell. They must've shot two versions.

[souldarc]

@PookaDude42 Yes, you are.

[PookaDude42]

@souldarc But if I was a prude, I wouldn't tell you to go fuck yourself.

[souldarc]

@PookaDude42 That's a good pooka

[EmeraldStar79]

hahaha i love this scene..but the best part was cut out

[clmillerbunny]

He says it 18 times.. :)

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

It costs 10 fucking million dollars for Steve Martin to swear for fucking 59 seconds.

[OfficerRyman7]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx Heavy Martin Guy starts laughing and realizes someone took his cab.. Steve: omg who stole my cab?.. omg.. WHO TOOK MY CAB

[djnickybotz]

14 people are gay

[screwyootube1]

Why not include the ending to this scene? A few more seconds, and she tells him, "You're FUCKED!"

Without that, this scene is just a fuck-rant...

[korruption]

I hope Seth Macfarlane does a knock off of this part on Family Guy since this is one of his favourite classics. Hell he already did the "you wanna hurt me?" and "...grinds my gears" parts with Peter and the car accident with Stewie and Brian.

[Dakkiller1]

This is the reason why its rated R in the United States

[PreviewDude52797]

@Dakkiller1 I think it should have been rated PG-13 because he doesn't use the F-word in a sexual way. But anyways, this is still the best scene in the movie.

[Yoshi53131]

Gobble Gobble!

[endracismguy]

ive never seen this movie what was her response ??????

[wicker15]

gobble gobble

[catherineandjesseb]

LMFAO III WAAAANT A FUCKING CAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[krispyle25]

epic! YOUR MESSING WITH THE WRONG GUY!

[tqdvorak]

i dont like how he talks in this part. just the sound of his voice and his facial expression at 0:42 . it makes me want to punch him

[StanMarsh18]

If this scene didn't exist, this movie would be a family classic. At least, that's what I heard.

[gandhisleftnut]

@StanMarsh18 it still was. i watched this with my family all the time growing up.

[StanMarsh18]

@gandhisleftnut Not with this scene, it still was. Obviously, parents don't know any better because they don't pay attention to ratings nowadays.

[MyIdolIsGaara]

He swears 19 times. I counted.

[robfolcroft]

@GLITZandGLOOM I agree 100% - you nailed it perfectly!

[GLITZandGLOOM]

@robfolcroft

Haha thanks. And it's nice to see my comment rated so high. Great classic movie.

[polyrhythmic1]

Laughed so hard the first time I saw this I pissed myself...

[MacPro8CoreMan]

Classic. But cut off about 4 seconds at the end that are the best.

[johnm400uk]

Four fucking wheels and a seat!! classic :-)

[MrReuben13]

And this is why it's rated R.

FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE FUCKING WHY?????!!!!!!

[meberic]

Why would you FUCKING cut off the best FUCKING part of the FUCKING movie!!!

[GLITZandGLOOM]

I don't think the best part was cut off. Steve Martin ripping into her IS the best part. Her little "You're fucked" isn't funny to me. He tore her a new asshole and that's what she fires back with? Fat bitch. Go take down notes for Thornton Mellon :p

[MurphGiovanni]

@GLITZandGLOOM agreed..well put

[kevinastraw]

@GLITZandGLOOM I feel a woman-hater here - her final response blows Martin out of the water - she has all the aces.

[GLITZandGLOOM]

@kevinastraw

Woman hater?! Ha, sorry but you're wrong. I am an Edie McClurg hater though. And I wouldn't say she "blows him out of the water". But we'll agree to disagree.

[kevinastraw]

@GLITZandGLOOM I feel a woman-hater here - she blows Martin's gross approach out of the water - she has all the aces. Do that job for a day and you will see she is a special person.

[MessengerOfDreams]

@kevinastraw Although if that were a man, then Martin would be the one in the clear, am I right?

[GordonMorrice]

I watched PTA for what must be the 14th time last week. That fucking movie never gets fucking old. Neal Page. Del Griffith. Pimping across east America, victims of circumstance par excellence!

[brantleyfoster5115]

best movie.. the end was a shot in the gut

[thumperman007]

Fuck!

[gahloot]

This would now get you arrested,strip searched,and thrown in jail! Oh how times have changed!

[rudhouse1]

@gahloot very true and that does not only count for USA, also for Europe

[kamilmytnik]

@gahloot anyone who keeps saying america is the land of the free is a delusional republican cock sucking idiot.

[gahloot]

@kamilmytnik Thats what your mom said to me also!After slurping me down!

[smokenthatbomb]

I counted 18 F words,

[Sincopare]

I so wish they could add a TSA grope-down scene. I can only imagine how pissed off Neil would get (and probably get an enhanced cavity search because of his attitude) and of course Dell would be buddies with the TSA and just walk on through, even with the sirens on the machines going berserk!

[joekoe97]

holy fucking shit!!!!

[lddevo88]

the cut out the greatest fucking punchline of fucking ever in this fucking one!

[getduloh]

how the fuck did you cut the fucking punchline out of this fucking video?

[Luffy55555]

"I want.. a f*cking car... right... f*cking now" Man, is Steve Martin a funny guy!!!

[brantleyfoster5115]

Thanksgiving

[619badazz13]

classic lmao

[tohottie24]

LOL, this movie has been on HBO and it went right to this scene, so great, i forgot about it too.

[daysofthenew60]

This is the fucking best fucking scene in the fucking movie and one of the best fucking scenes in fucking cinema's fucking history. This fucking video is fucking amazing.

[andrewdishman26]

four fucking wheels and a seat,hhahaha!!!

[gunn2040]

the best movie scene and the best movie ever

[Khvac]

Ur Fucked.

[brahms909]

the people that disliked this ARE NOB-ED parents of kids just finding this movie and think the language is innapropriate.. its sum of the best movie comedy every made

R.I.P john ..

[tyman955]

I want a fucking car right fucking now

[TheSuperfart]

They cut off the beginning too :(

"Gobble, Gobble"

[coffeeandsugar20]

11 people got fucked

[RichardLewiss]

god

[Prettygia]

Steve Martin is hilarious!!!! Funniest movie ever!!! "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there". YESSSSSS!

[usmc85861]

MOTHER FUKIn CLAssic  its that time of year again thanksgiving movies

[peaceandmetal88]

This is such a great movie for many, many reasons.

[rocker4u123]

this movie would have been PG if not for this scene, hilarious scene! four fucking wheel's and a fucking seat!

[rocker4u123]

This movie would have been rated PG if not for this scene, gotta love this scene.

[thepunkguru]

AWESOME MOVIE!!!

[Sirxchrish]

I want a fucking car...right fucking now... HAHAHAHA soo great

[scrainbow1234]

This is CLASSIC.

"I want a fuckin car RIGHT FUCKIN NOW."

[lawrence142002]

Holds the record for most times using the word "fuck" in one scene.

[73mathesar]

so close but you didnt complete the scene!

[juijitsuchoke]

love the steve martin..hell are ee ous.

[nerdtalk326]

HAHA! The only reason this movie is rated R!

[MsTommyknocker]

Why wasn't this censored??

[nanhunters56]

You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks

then you can give me a fucking automobile - a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick - four fucking wheels and a seat!

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.

And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a

[nanhunters56]

And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face.

I want a fucking car, right fucking now

[GeddyYeti2112]

Oh. boy this is weird. I'm so used to the watered down TBS edit. 

[tthomaselli2]

I wonder if the customers waiting in line behind Steve Martin knew that they were being filmed for a scene in a movie.; Lol.

[indubioproreo23]

@tthomaselli2

are youfucking kidding me?

[tthomaselli2]

@indubioproreo23

You never know, though.; I've seen shit like this happen in movie trivia & shit like that. I heard something on a web-site that said that most of the people in line didn't even know they were being filmed until after the movie cxame out on VHS, or, something like that.

[McPrfctday]

@tthomaselli2 From Wikipedia: "No transportation company wanted to appear inept or deficient in any way, so crews had to rent twenty miles (32 km) of train track and refurbish old railroad cars, construct a set that looked like an airline terminal, design a rent-a-car company logo and uniforms, and rent 250 cars for the infamous Rent-a-Car sequence." (I like the idea of innocent members of the public standing around - but unfortunately it's never the case)

[tthomaselli2]

@McPrfctday

I never knew that...: Thank you.

[entrynotfound2]

WHY in gods name did you cut out the punchline!?

[supercrevolution]

This is the greatest comedic act of all time, ironically I hate Steve Martin with a passion o_O

[moviehypno23]

@supercrevolution How can you not like Steve Martin? He's a comic genius.

[supercrevolution]

@moviehypno23

I just can't quite put my finger on it. A lot of the time he comes across as a pretentious jerk thinking the sun shines out of his own arse. Don't get me wrong he's probably a good person, but there's something about him that makes my skin crawl. He just doesn't come across natural, probably too "Hollywood-ish"

[TheTamtam76]

4 fucking wheels and a seat

[SecretService80]

"Gobble, Gobble!"

[jrunberg]

"You're Fucked."

[painlessissuicide]

YOU CUT OFF THE BEST PART!

[Angryp0stman]

@painlessissuicide You're fucked!

[bellacloe3315]

nice. That makes my day feel better after watching that

[grineti5]

My English teacher showed this movie in class and when it was in this part he started blushing...

[BigSmoke2222]

"I really don't care how your company left me in the middle of fucking no where with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there!" XDD his expression when he says it.

[Legba85]

You think he made his point?

[Tgyrl66]

Gosh,how many timez have I wanted to do just what he did,LOL Omg,Steve Martin iz friggin comedy GOLD!!!;D

[HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY]

They only made this scene because the film would have been given a PG rating if not and they wanted to make the film seem more for adults

[admddg]

Haha!

"if I WERE your English teacher" not "was" idiot.

[SomeFunkyDude79]

hey the other half got cut off lol

"do you have your ticket" "no, i threw it away" "oh boy" "oh boy what" "your f#@%ed"

[halodude357]

OWNED : P

[XMOO7]

Comedy movies today are 50% sex, 50% lame high school locker room jokes

They don't make 'em like Planes Trains & Automobiles anymore

R.I.P John Hughes & John Candy

[shadowthehedgehog789]

Oh boy... Oh boy what? Your fucked. One of the best fucking movies of all time. :)

[MrFLICKYOLI]

@shadowthehedgehog789

...you're...

Fucking ingrate. Kill yourself.

[shadowthehedgehog789]

@MrFLICKYOLI FAIL

[shadowthehedgehog789]

@MrFLICKYOLI Wait... Are you my English teacher? I'm sorry, but this is the internet. I don't have to use correct grammar. I'm just leaving a comment on YouTube. Also, you want me to kill myself? What's your fucking problem dickweed? On a side note, I love this movie! I would totally buy it on Blu-Ray if it was released. :D

[MrFLICKYOLI]

@shadowthehedgehog789

If I was your English teacher I would flunk you and make you repeat whatever grade you're in.

Just because its "teh intarnets" doesn't mean you should forget which words to use and when.

Your profile says you're 34 - act like it.  Or did you lie on there so you can watch flagged videos?

Either way, kill yourself.

[shadowthehedgehog789]

@MrFLICKYOLI Creepy. I didn't "forget" per say, but I didn't feel like typing something that I shouldn't have too. (Remember, It's the internet. Your response: OMG you used the incorrect spelling/punctuation in a YouTube comment, also I am a grammar nazi. Kill yourself. I personally don't give a shit about spelling correctly on the internet. THIS is why I NEVER comment on YouTube because of people like you. Or, as you would say "Kill yourself". p.s. I know I am feeding the troll.

[MrFLICKYOLI]

@shadowthehedgehog789

No, you didn't forget - you never knew it to begin with. Thats why this country is falling behind. Its the likes of you who ruined this country - so I seriously mean it when I say the country would be better off if you killed yourself. Be a patriot.

[shadowthehedgehog789]

@MrFLICKYOLI LOL! This is grade A humor. But, on a different note, I noticed that you are a racist dick head. (Seriously look at his recent comment's). Also, that you corrected someone else's grammar. You are such a pussy. Ha. Oh, and to be like you, Oh Noe's! He forgot to put a apostrophe in that's! Also it's the internet so he shouldn't forget! Or to be exactly like you,

...That's...

Fucking ingrate. Kill yourself.

Now uploader, I am really sorry I posted reply's back to this dick

[hnksnw]

I can identify with this some days.

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[wall1]

forgot the end where shes said ur fucked lol

[RedKruzer]

cool - see my private message re trains, planes n videos

[FireMonkees]

best movie eva!!

[83drewski]

@FireMonkees 

[GeddyYeti2112]

@FireMonkees

Steve Fucking Martin.

[plasmafrag]

remember that one time he said fuck? good times

[SirBearization]

YOUR MESSING WITH THE WRONG GUY!!!

[MrFLICKYOLI]

@SirBearization

another fuck who can't tell the difference between "you're and "you're."

What trailer park did you grow up in, asshole? Did the queen make a decree allowing the usage of 'your' and 'you're' interchangeably? Does she allow the rampant stupidity of her subjects or what?

Kill yourself and have the state pay for the funeral.

[theoriginalscore]

@MrFLICKYOLI god you're a waste of space

[MrFLICKYOLI]

@theoriginalscore

Yes, I am God. and God commands you to kill yourself.