The Dark Knight...in "5 seconds"

[EXTINCTICON]

noooo my babe

[OM3gAKI11A]

Joker: u wanna 'nother look a these stars?

Rachael:OH GOD NO!

JOKER: GOOD! (Joker pulls down his pants.)

[Thehaloboy13]

joker- YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO SAVE ME!

[Hollenthon2468]

he got those scars when his dad forced his **** and it busted his cheeks.

[Anime3Luv3r2010]

wanna know uhh.. where i got these scars?

NOH!

[EFIREINC]

guess they wont be making an Arkham Asylum one then

[hybridkamilos]

even tho its not 5 seconds, this is great!

[Swanny1883]

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Nurse: From Batman.

Joker: Frooooom Batman.

[1999matrix]

In the third scene, he doesn't actually say "you wanna know how I got these scars"

[evilsWa]

@1999matrix good eye. He actually only says that line once, which is why I had to loop the same line over each scene ;)

[1999matrix]

@evilsWa Doesn't he say it 3 times? In the first, second and fourth scene, he says that line. You didn't have to go through all the trouble to loop the same line in those 3 scenes. Only in the third scene, you needed to that.

[evilsWa]

@1999matrix He says variations of the line three times, you are correct. But he only says "wanna know how I got these scars" top Gambol. In the other scenes he says: "Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got em?" (to rachel) and "speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?" (to Batman on the roof). So yeah, that's why I looped the same line over and over, because he, in fact, only says that line (the one I wanted to use) once. ;) Thanks for viewing!

[CloakNStab]

And thus is why I feel like I should have asked for a refund when the movie was over.

[dessan18]

@CloakNStab what?

[CloakNStab]

@dessan18

Hmm?

[dessan18]

@CloakNStab you know, why the refund?

[CloakNStab]

@dessan18

I went to see a Batman movie...instead I got 2hrs30min of this with a stupid looking suit (minus the white eyes, that was the only thing it had over the Batman Begins suit), a Darkman version of Two-Face who was barely crazy, several points that feel like rip-offs of other Batman films. Oh and they screwed up Batman's voice in postproduction supposedly. So that and some other problems are why. Maybe Batman Begins just set my expectations too high...

[dessan18]

@CloakNStab Interesting... I actually thought this movie was awesome. Probably my fav from 2009. I must've watched it like 10 times allready if not more.:) I'm sorry for your loss, but that's how the world works. We can't like everything:)

[CloakNStab]

@dessan18

2008 actually, good sir.

[dessan18]

@CloakNStab I must've watched it in 09:)

[vengence7times]

The Best part was when he said "wanna know how I got these scars?"

[suzake2]

best "in 5 seconds" ever!!

[sonicedhoedown1]

that was the longest 5 seconds of my life...

[studlyman40]

I really thought he was going to stick that landing

[Retcrow]

You wanna know how the fuck I got these scars?

[werewolf873]

you wanna know how i got these scars

my father was a drinker,one night he went a little crazier than usual so mummy got the teapot to deffend herself. daddy didnt like that so he pours boiling hot tea all over her,then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks why so british?

[youliveyoudie]

@werewolf873 LMAO

[EminentKnight]

@werewolf873 Stolen from LittleKuriboh. *sigh* Come up with your own material.

[werewolf873]

@EminentKnight "smile" of course i stole it from lk, ive actuley been waiting for a comment like that. i only used this because it fits so well with the video. im sorry if i gave you the wrong idea

[KMurderful]

awesome!

[chronotriggerman]

Maybe making fun about the fact that the Joker has got two explanations in the movie for how he got the scars should have been a better choice ?

[evilsWa]

@chronotriggerman nah I like mine....feel free to make your own, sounds funny.

[natdaman5]

/watch?v=VW2AfooARZA

[TheAmazingAuthor]

U wanna know how i got these scars?

... From batman?

from batman!

[WeFlyHighTM]

that shit was jokes!

[MrInsaneMixer]

'Do you wanna know how I got these scars..?'

'No..' ~Throws him off the roof, Joker falls on the car~ '..but I know how you got these.'

Should be the video.

[manningfanning10]

i like the part where he says "do you know where i got these scars?".

[gnargnarforsure]

@manningfanning10 which part did he say that? I must have missed it

[animalman1122]

this is actually really good, i dont see why there's so many dislikes

[DJBranden]

So where exactly did batman shoot the thing into joker?

[CaptainPriceLives]

No, but I know how you got these.

[Kie10McC]

Would of been better if you just did 'You want to know how I got these scars' once then did Batman saying 'No' and throwing him, just a thought.

[evilsWa]

@Kie10McC yeah I tend to agree with that thought. After watching this ten billion times, I definitely shoulda gone that route. Live and learn! hahaha

[TheNathvar]

@Kie10McC No, this way was better.

*throws you off building*

[Kie10McC]

@TheNathvar

Erm, yes, you go with that...

[TheNathvar]

@Kie10McC ... *throws you off building again*

[gmk120]

@Kie10McC that would be hilarious

[daniel171095]

@Kie10McC that would've actually lasted 5 seconds...

[KMurderful]

funny shit.

[DarkLoadThor]

terrible



[jackwoopadup]

that was 10 seconds ya omadon

[SibberMokey]

STOP TALKING  STOP TALKING 1090

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

Apparently, Batman didn't give a fuck about his scars, xD xD

[jakzine540]

This was a GREAT idea...Just for some reason, I didn't find it funny...it underwhelmed me, but it was a GREAT idea, seriously!

[l3iiSON]

Your gonna be like Heath Leadger until your life is over

known for being a faggot but you'll die a joker.

(I despise rap, but that was funny)

[xKluuzx]

155 people knew how he got those scars.

[Pacman338]

The part where he hit the car was halarious

[isisavye]

LMMMMAAAOOOOO

[Thejumanji300]

Lol

[aptspire]

127 people don't wanna know how the joker got these scars

[battlefrontking9]

do you wanna know how i got these scars? cause soup taste better when its complicated

[griffmacdaddy22]

well just to make things awkward this was actually 26 seconds....soooo yeahhh...

[Magothys]

Dark Knight in 5 seconds:

Joker: "I think you and I, are destined to do this forever."

(*vinyl record stop noise) Heath Ledger 1979-2008

[kalvaza]

@dadeadpool11

...I have no idea what you're trying to say here, but the fact you managed to misspell "retard" says it all, really.

[GrubRising13]

LMFAO!

[TeamEdward5282]

now we know how he got his scars

[wearefictional]

@jamiebeith When people use the term "This film in 5 seconds" It's never five seconds, but, you have to admit hearing "Super Man returns in 17 seconds" Sounds weird.

[comicshaun07]

@VanishingData I know how you feel, the family guy vids are the worst hit for those kind of comments -_-

[comicshaun07]

@VanishingData It was for the deaf because this video had no subtitles, besides, the 31 thumbs up says different so thumbs up for me :P

[dessan18]

Well that was unexpected:)

[Scorpio1243]

5 seconds my ass

[Karzaveer]

idk if it bcuz it 2 am right now... but this is the funniest shit iv ever seen!

[MoultonProductions]

I laughed alot from this video.And it usually takes a lot for me to laugh,a lot! Nice job dude!

[lore264]

wanna know how i got these scars?

[queenofsingin99]

I laughed so hard. Brilliant

[TheVampfan77]

I don't know why people are hating so much this video is hilarious. This guy did a good job on it. Especially when B man was all like no and then tosses him.

[jokeistman]

lol its like they make them selves hard to understand on purpose.

[bigred121189]

hahahahahahaha

[Kit9243]

that was actually really good hahaha!

[BananaPowerr]

apparently that was a car accident

[CornerProductions2]

No I don't wann know how you got theese scars

[shintaiden]

Hahahaha.

[MrPacMatt]

Thus concludes the remade scene to Batman(1989).

[MrFargen]

lol

[97thBash]

If the REAL Dark Knight would've been like this it would have 5 stars XD

[rvbrules]

loved it. now a favorite

[lk610]

genius!!!!!!!!

[ceron158]

NO!

*throw*

[ashowiscool]

you dubbed it so he only says that. thats lame and he says it alot so you shouldve just used original footage

[evilsWa]

@ashowiscool actually he only says it three times and they aren't all the same. Lame ass comment.

[EdasLT]

@evilsWa yeah like it "only" 3 times

[Videoslaper]

@evilsWa Wana know how i got these scars ?

[misfitsg17]

@ashowiscool a lot? its only twice jeez!

[bouchdag99]

wuts the music at the very start?

[Alicaint]

Do a youtube search on "The Dark Knight soundtrack why so serious"

[alejorro70]

hahaha, that turned out kinda funny. Cool, I liked it

[MrJoe2308]

@ShaltNot07: that's why these " " are there!

[XlongoX]

the end saved the vid hahah

[AntiasKing]

:D:D:D

[excarriber]

cool

[kadajjWJM]

@ShaltNot07 Get over it, or go nerd rage elsewhere. Most videos that say "in 5 seconds" are not. If you don't like it STOP WATCHING THEM!

[Kakashirules85]

@kadajjWJM even the titanic one is like 3 seconds,but its still hilarious

[Hotora86]

lol dumb fuck

[neoduke007]

lol fail... its part of the "meme" that it is not actually 5 seconds ;)

It is not meant to be 5 seconds...

anyway great 5 second vid, i really loved it :)

[yaseen10000]

lol!!!!

[ambalabibo]

LOL! hahah

[Kidkool2]

lol

[theboondocks01]

OMG THAT WAS TOO FUNNY.

[ninjajoy]

LOL XD!

[LuckeMasse]

HAHAHA!

[batvon39]

hahahahahahahahahahaha why didnt nolan think of it?!?!?!

[timmax9]

Epic WIN! Great job!!!

[evilsWa]

@DeathZONE851 the 255 people that favorited this vid, it's 4.5 star rating and its 32,000 views disagree with you.

[pickling6]

I for one think it's awesome. Great job.

[FangnclawX]

XD whohahaha *splat*

[Sonnee123]

should of added batman saying, "No! But I know how you got these!

[brackishnz]

awesome

[SuperSketch008]

Sounds like "Where the fuck are these cards?"

[chucknorris82696]

hahaha!

[stoptalking1090]

this is dumb

[evilsWa]

stop talking

[camaros65]

@evilsWa I think he is typing no talking.

[Karatekid1082395]

@evilsWa well the "Fucking" was a bi over kill. The original is better.

[alcal1234]

alricht you use bad grammars and make fun of movie, in the time you make quote you better can do something else AND not be stupid sucker

[SirPenguin75]

@alcal1234 You're the one who's using "bad grammars". And if there's something better to do in the time they spend quoting then why the fuck do you actually read them?

[Vidhoe225]

@Damianjongbloed

read the description

*points and laughs*

[matey95]

lol hahahahahahahahaaa

[mowingthefrontlawn]

That's sort of the idea. It's traditional that an "In 5 Seconds" video is not really in 5 seconds. Haven't you noticed that none of the other "In 5 Seconds" aren't in 5 seconds?

[comicshaun07]

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Batman: I SAID STFU IN "BATMAN IN 5 SECONDS"!!!! GET THE MESSAGE!! >:O

[kyde33]

@comicshaun07 no i dont  :/

[SeanConnery9000]

LMAO at how you took the scene were Batman falls on the car to make it look like Joker fell instead

[comicshaun07]

Thats how it should've ended. Rip Heath Ledger

[kalvaza]

@comicshaun07

Nah, it couldn't have ended like that. The whole point of the movie was that Batman couldn't kill the Joker, no matter how much the Joker wanted him to.

Yeah, a lot of the film doesn't make much sense.

[mattgamer100]

i wounder how will they introduce villians like, poison ivy, clayface, biane, croc, that is if they do decide to make movie featuring them. so far in these batman movies today they are only introducing villians with mental skills than supernatural.

[zingtea]

Two-Face: "SHADDUP!"

[comicshaun07]

I'd like to know how you got those scars and no I'm not an emo, just curious.

[ScreamandMyers]

fuck you

[pivotkid85]

loool, no one wants to know were you got the damn scars!

[manvswolfman]

"wanna know how i got these scars?" 8x

"no" HAHAH

[GuitarMonkey5180]

ahahaha, that was great

[forman208]

The end was funny

[lman2004]

Wanna know how I got these scars?Wanna know how I got these scars?Wanna know how I got these scars?

[GravityFamily]

No.

[boss12]

lol Good one

[CoffeeNemo]

:D:D:D:D:D this was soo funny , thank you

[TheAwex]

Wanna wo wow i wot wese wars? :| NO!

[bobbysworld281995]

maybe for the next movie the riddler should be next

[Hiddeknight0]

Nah, they should do the Joker again -

Oh...

[mattgamer100]

isn't he a tiny bit like the joker, he is kind of a crazy guy imself, but clever at making riddles. then again in the movie "the dark knight" joker was clever in corupting ghotham city.

[Jumpi95]

Didnt the actor die?

[Chrome1101]

@mattgamer100 The Joker isn't crazy just eccentric like me lol.

[Flarriet]

he had his movie ,

they should do

harley quinn

killer croc

or mad hatter

[JackolynSparrow]

Ahahaha, love the edit at then end! lmao

[RandomVideoGuy02]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAwex]

LOL!!!!

[XDskilllettuce]

they shouldve killed the joker in the end because what are they gonna do now for the sequal? Replace heath? i dont think so

[ick13]

Or use a different villain...

[XDskilllettuce]

true

but what are they gonna say about the joker? do u see what im getting at?

[ick13]

Not really... Joker would be locked up in Arkham and then a different villain, I personally think Bane would be good, would terrorize Gotham.

Or are you saying people are gonna hate the next movie cuz Joker wouldn't be in the next one?

[XDskilllettuce]

hey nevermind i never thought of that

good idea

and idk they might :P i wouldnt be one of em

[ick13]

LOL! See? Problem solved!

[XDskilllettuce]

thank you dood xP

[unicycle1997]

Do You Know Want To Know How I Got This Scar

[giogigolodude]

wanna know where i got these scars? HAHA

[DestinedJedi87]

Lol the Joker went out in a blaze of glory!

[evilsWa]

Uh...you came onto MY video and aid it was longer than five seconds and "1/5" thems fighting words there sucka. Don't act like people are attacking you for no reason. It says in the description if you talk about it being longer than five seconds, we're all gonna call you out and laugh at you. That is what we are doing now.

[av3rRageGameName]

lol only a 15 year old would ask that, oh wait...

[GuiltlessGear]

Wow. This one was actually funny.

[lPeRf3ctDaRkl]

"no" lol

[evilsWa]

yawn....if you "get the joke" then why are you asking. And who the fuck cares if you think it's a stupid idea?

[jackw00pw00p]

Tell me about it, almost every video I watch of "In 5 seconds" theres always someone saying that its stupid because its not 5 seconds long.

[THEDARKKNlGHT1939]

LMAo

Lands on the car