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  • man.;.why are your vending machines so dank? the ones at my school have a bunch of shit in 'em...if anything cause half the time their empty. :(

  • wth would there be condoms in a VENDING MACHINE!! lol

  • lol. just in case you want some twizzlers after sex XD

  • very interesting video thanks

  • my brother once went to a vending machine and pulled the coin release and got 2$ in quarters surprised he decided to buy something, he pushed for the item he wanted and the machine gave him that item + 3 other items, confused he looked at the screen thing and it didnt even register his money. he pulled the coin release and got his money back, looked at the screen, his money amount still on the screen, he got more food... pretty soon he wiped out the whole vending machine. actually a true story

  • @Skizophranic hot damn that some uber luck right there

  • why the fuck would a vending machine have fucking condoms

  • @relentlessicecream what is collage famos for? sex! so the teacher people put condoms in there for SAFE SEX!

  • what he is on no homo

  • i want what ever damian has

  • I have small question are you crazy or weird gestoord

  • 4:53 lol

  • Towson University?

  • WHAT COLLEGE DO THEY GO TO??? Will somebody answere me please

  • God dam it, guy below

  • Thumbs up if you watch this every Friday when you got nothing else better to do

  • i think what the people were trying to say when they put the condoms in the vending machine is that the Hersheys have STDs

  • He did put it on the internet

  • Haha luv it :)

  • Hey, Damian... Did he kick your fucking head right off your shoulders?? xDD

  • Condoms in a vending machine O_o

  • 4:47 I think some one went to the vending machine before you ;)

  • i love makemebad35's videos, and now i feel like a shithead, and i just for the first time accidently hit the thumbs down button

  • lol how can u not laugh at this guy. Its hilarious!

  • I really wish I can go away to college or move into my own apartment my parents are driving me crazy with stupid questions or coming into my room even more worst my room doesnt have a door or a ceiling or anything to help soundproof it

  • good thing kyle doesnt know about this video XD

  • 12:40 it's passed your bed time!

  • i mean 0:04

  • if u pause at 3 he has a stupid face

  • it'd be even funnier if it was a flavored condom xD

  • ok, who the hell puts condoms in a vending machine!? hahaha lmao

  • they need to install that in all vending machines

  • what is that ape looking thing in the back round at 1:51?

  • haha i think he didnt kick ur head completely off just hard enough to make u crazy

  • lmao TROJAN CONDOM

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  • condoms in vending machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

  • Condoms? omg

  • Did "that one guy that watches your video" see this? XD

  • yepp its 3 am in the mornin walk in the door bodies layin all over the floor and i dont member how they got ther ebut i guess i must hav killed them killed them.......OMG DAMIENS BODY KYLE WAS HERE WE KNO THT MUCH LOL

  • @DarkAngelV5 Is that supposed to be funny?

  • @KaleoNyx dude chill out i was kidding : l

  • @DarkAngelV5 I just saw someone else post that comment, so i wanted to re-post it, no real reason

  • @KaleoNyx ooooh

  • @KaleoNyx oooh sry

  • Condoms in a vending machine full of snacks... Weird.. I wonder how much the condoms were...

  • @icojatt $2.50

  • no he was just a big fuckin dog

  • lmfao 4:47 XD

  • I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. i want want my baby back, baby...OH SHIT. THEY'RE FUCKIN CHIPS. NOT RIBS!!!!!!

  • Kyle knows he loves having Damian around. =]

  • Cat shit

  • where the cool kids hang out and eat apples ..? LoL x

  • hey do u live in finland?

  • LOL your thumbnails always make me ROFL

  • table dacncing lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololololol=­)

  • I would have got 3 Musketeers too Kyle :D

  • What's kyles channel

  • 2:40 is that where the elmo/reading lessons videos was taken?!?!

  • Omg i have the same flip video :D .. thing o.O

  • hey at 4:46 you hear the woman say "OHHHHH i needed that"

  • I <3 CHOCOLATE

  • I honestly shit my pants when you were dacnicng on the table

  • holy fuckin molano cookies

  • 4:13

    actually, i would change the title of Clifford the big red dog to Clifford the big ASS dog

    in that show, he would have the power of squashing peeps under his massive ass lol

  • 2 important people have left me sean from ryan higa and kyle thumbs up

  • @MichaelJackson9091 Shut the fuck up. youre just a dumb bitch trying to get thumbs up.

  • @TheScore22 go suck your mothers dick i hope u choke on it and while u r doing that hop on your dads dick at least i have balls unlike u

  • I want to go to college, get out in the hallway at three in the morning, and scream;

    "God damnit (insert roommate's name)! I told you to murder the body outside! now the place is gunna smell like a rotting corpse, you dumb fuck! Atleast use chemicals to dissolve it! Don't forget to burn insence! And for godsakes don't fuck her body afterward!

  • 4:47 IS FUGING GAY

  • @spacefacefreak2 I'd do this: *runs down hallway at 3 a.m. "ZOMMMMMBIIIIESSS!!!!! SHIT! SHIIIIIT! SHIT! OH MAI GAW- HABBBPBLAPBAAGAGPAGAfapagagag!­1...' *farts*

  • thnx to u i want to skip right to college

  • the vending machine wanted sex..

  • "you better not put that out or i will kick your fking head off your shoulders" you better get into a squat position! :P

  • why are there condoms in the vending machine wtf

  • my got condoms in a vending machine AWESOME SEX HELPER

  • 4:47 - 4:51 u can hear them having sex lol

  • You should've bought the condoms lol

  • lol that place makes me think of a mental hospital. We NEED vending machines like that here. i don't want the gas station clerk staring at me like i'm crazy when getting those for a joke... or awesome waterballons

  • ewww can i hear and orgasm?

  • u guys make it so i cant wait for college

  • lmfao! you better not put this up or ill kick ure head off ure shoulders! lmfao wow & i like ure shoes & i love ure dancing on the table :)

  • DAMN YOU! I'm not supposed to be up right now, and this is too funny! My laughter is gonna give me away! XD

  • ive never heard of condoms in a vending machine

  • @bunnyhop858 I heard that ikr that's wat I heard

  • Damian + Kyle = The Loudest Humans On Earth Lol

    (P.s PLUS YOUR BOTH HOT) Lol

  • "Dancing on the taaable!"

  • LOL at 1:08 "gotta watch out for those puertoricans"

  • Did he ever kick your head off your shoulders?

  • @wantstoScooter

    1) hold your breath

    2) dont breathe

    3) die, because everybody is tired of that damn chain

  • kyle is like the funniest mohterfucker on youtube and he doesnt even do anything funny he just acts like kyle which is beastly

  • 1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES CONDOMS IN THE VENDING MACHINE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK PUTS CONDOMSS IN A VENDING MACHINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT

  • im walkin on the floor too!!!

  • So why do you still have a head?

  • Holy Fuck, Malato Cookies! 1:25 Kyle is Jesus

  • @jesse766 He says "Holy Fucking Malato Cookies!" I'm a Spelling Policeman. I'm going to have to arrest you.

  • hahahahah Im listening to 3 AM right now!

  • lol *whispering* im walking into kyle.....

  • we seriously need more vending machines like that around here, maybe more ppl would have safer sex...lol................. dancing on the table

  • wtf why in the name of Jesus Christ is there extra large condome and after that i thought of the must f***ed up thing a boy and a girl in a room then the girl says il go get a condom from the snack macine like wtf why would there be condome so people eat them then dye

  • @thorsoas College.

  • 4:47 can u heer orgasm??

  • @bunnyhop858 LOL

  • @bunnyhop858 You too? lol

  • @bunnyhop858 yes i can

  • @bunnyhop858 it wouldn't be college if you didn't lol

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  • O_O sounds like lesbians....to tell u the truth it also sounds like damians gf...

  • @bunnyhop858 sais hay

  • what college do u go to?

  • wow u r allowedto have sex in ur school

  • @FartCakes1000

    . . . It's collage, dude!

  • does kyle like guns or something

  • DUde, I would love to hang out with you sometime.

  • The 2 things that will rule us all in the future and thats.........KYLE AND 3MUSKETERS! >:D BTW, Very funny fucking vid! LOL XD

  • haha...kyles gonna kill himself now...

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  • CAT SHIT.

  • "thank you... going down my pants!" xD

  • That is the best vending machine ever

  • i hope kyle sees kyle taking his kyle name of his door

  • I can't believe that the Bratz dolls have more views than this.

  • 35 peoples Three Musketeers got stuck in the vending machines vending spines! xD

  • i fuckin' love the sound damian makes a the very beginning of this video

  • Rofl,i didnt know u weight only 75 pounds!

  • IM GONNA SHIT ON MYSELF... and... that's all... i've... got to say... bye. i'm gonna say hello to the toilets :D

  • flip cameras are awesome!!!!

  • dude do u record every thing in ur life?

  • Hello Damian,

    This is Pat from the Apartment Leasing Department, please stay off our tables.

    Sincerely, Pat

  • haha im surprised u guys arent kicked out of the dorms for all the crazy things u do

  • Thumbs up if you're pissed that there aren't any FUCKING RESSES!

  • @MegaChainWorks thumbs up if you went back in the video to lcheck if there were not resses

    

  • lmao i didnt even know they could put condoms in the vending machine next theres dildos,butt plugs, ect with the sex toys plus lube lol need some lube on your 3 musketeers??

  • did kyle kill you yet damian?

  • Your friend kyle is an assssss gawd

  • Great Idea for condoms by the candy. You can get a sweet tooth and a boner at the same time! How cool is that?

  • KYLE!!!!!

  • condoms in the fucking vending machine next to the candy HAHA

  • HEY IM PUERTO RICAN!! I RESENT THAT!! LMAO ITS OK YOU AND KYLE ARE STILL THE SHIT!!! Plus I dont get offended THAT easily anyway lol I would love to have friends like you guys,the fun would never end lol

  • @Super1Asian towson

  • Lmao goddamn! You and your friend are just so fucking hott! hahaha. I love it when a man talks to me like that hahah Just kidding. :)

  • ...my vid froze at 4:01....

  • what clooage is that? does anyone know?

  • i'll tell you what, before i started watching your vids i wasnt liking how college sounded, roommates and stuff. but after watching your vids, i must say, looks so fun!

  • These are the types of friends i wish i had lol , actually i have friends like this...i just lack the abilty to make videos >.>

  • kyle's 10 times as funny and less annoying when he's not trying to be funny

  • Damian you have same shoes as me thats cool lol

  • At 2:11 when you said, "er, wait.  Baby back ribs?" I thought that was a hilarious improved joke. BUT IT WAS REAL! Mind blown.

  • Ok is it just me or does kyle seem like he secretly/openly hates damian? lol.

    It's a weird friendship, that much I must say is certain.

  • 2.50 for a condom thats an outrage!!!!!

  • Was I the only one that heard sex towards the end? o.O

  • I GOT 4 WORDS 4 ALL OF YA....3MUSKUTERS RULES U ALL! XD NICE CHOICE KYLE!

  • Is it just me or...Do these guys always seem stoned?

  • I can't watch from 3:20 onwards without laughing louder than the video xD

  • firt off i think it take forever cuzz u keep changing cloths and then the eediting thing but now for the real comment .."do they have CHACOLATE HAMSTER NIPPLES!!??!?

  • should have got E6

  • hahaha, 2.50 for a box of rubbers in a vending machine

  • Why did i watch this at 2:45AM!?!?! too funny

  • @antd2008 Holy crap, a European! Which country are you from?

  • @moneyring England ^_^

  • @antd2008 Fuck yeah England! One of the greatest countries on our planet!

  • @moneyring :D

  • shoulda got the condoms.

  • did he kick your ass?

  • condoms in a vending machine? What The fuck and its nice to see kyle smile and laugh for once

  • Who knew Kyle was so violent?

  • Ummm if u were in a hotel selling condoms ummm uhhh do they have hookers there? WTF?

  • @joeu5431 Hes in college

  • I didnt know that all seventy pounds of you shook an elevator

  • lol I'M DANCING ON THE TABLES! DANCING ON THE TABLES!