my brother once went to a vending machine and pulled the coin release and got 2$ in quarters surprised he decided to buy something, he pushed for the item he wanted and the machine gave him that item + 3 other items, confused he looked at the screen thing and it didnt even register his money. he pulled the coin release and got his money back, looked at the screen, his money amount still on the screen, he got more food... pretty soon he wiped out the whole vending machine. actually a true story
I really wish I can go away to college or move into my own apartment my parents are driving me crazy with stupid questions or coming into my room even more worst my room doesnt have a door or a ceiling or anything to help soundproof it
yepp its 3 am in the mornin walk in the door bodies layin all over the floor and i dont member how they got ther ebut i guess i must hav killed them killed them.......OMG DAMIENS BODY KYLE WAS HERE WE KNO THT MUCH LOL
I want to go to college, get out in the hallway at three in the morning, and scream;
"God damnit (insert roommate's name)! I told you to murder the body outside! now the place is gunna smell like a rotting corpse, you dumb fuck! Atleast use chemicals to dissolve it! Don't forget to burn insence! And for godsakes don't fuck her body afterward!
lol that place makes me think of a mental hospital. We NEED vending machines like that here. i don't want the gas station clerk staring at me like i'm crazy when getting those for a joke... or awesome waterballons
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES CONDOMS IN THE VENDING MACHINE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK PUTS CONDOMSS IN A VENDING MACHINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT
wtf why in the name of Jesus Christ is there extra large condome and after that i thought of the must f***ed up thing a boy and a girl in a room then the girl says il go get a condom from the snack macine like wtf why would there be condome so people eat them then dye
lmao i didnt even know they could put condoms in the vending machine next theres dildos,butt plugs, ect with the sex toys plus lube lol need some lube on your 3 musketeers??
HEY IM PUERTO RICAN!! I RESENT THAT!! LMAO ITS OK YOU AND KYLE ARE STILL THE SHIT!!! Plus I dont get offended THAT easily anyway lol I would love to have friends like you guys,the fun would never end lol
i'll tell you what, before i started watching your vids i wasnt liking how college sounded, roommates and stuff. but after watching your vids, i must say, looks so fun!
firt off i think it take forever cuzz u keep changing cloths and then the eediting thing but now for the real comment .."do they have CHACOLATE HAMSTER NIPPLES!!??!?
man.;.why are your vending machines so dank? the ones at my school have a bunch of shit in 'em...if anything cause half the time their empty. :(
Shadowdwellerblake 2 weeks ago
wth would there be condoms in a VENDING MACHINE!! lol
RedBolt7 2 weeks ago
lol. just in case you want some twizzlers after sex XD
NinjaBunnyPro 2 weeks ago
very interesting video thanks
ttwilkable 1 month ago
my brother once went to a vending machine and pulled the coin release and got 2$ in quarters surprised he decided to buy something, he pushed for the item he wanted and the machine gave him that item + 3 other items, confused he looked at the screen thing and it didnt even register his money. he pulled the coin release and got his money back, looked at the screen, his money amount still on the screen, he got more food... pretty soon he wiped out the whole vending machine. actually a true story
Skizophranic 1 month ago 12
@Skizophranic hot damn that some uber luck right there
connor1687 1 week ago
why the fuck would a vending machine have fucking condoms
relentlessicecream 1 month ago
@relentlessicecream what is collage famos for? sex! so the teacher people put condoms in there for SAFE SEX!
LunaIrieNight 1 month ago
what he is on no homo
waynelasley2 1 month ago
i want what ever damian has
waynelasley2 1 month ago
I have small question are you crazy or weird gestoord
620jeroen 1 month ago
4:53 lol
leifhp1 2 months ago
Towson University?
laa5815 2 months ago
WHAT COLLEGE DO THEY GO TO??? Will somebody answere me please
NervousJK27 2 months ago
God dam it, guy below
ExperimentLife 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you watch this every Friday when you got nothing else better to do
HorseCrazieGirl15 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
i think what the people were trying to say when they put the condoms in the vending machine is that the Hersheys have STDs
southwestrose 3 months ago
He did put it on the internet
MrPS3games34 3 months ago
Haha luv it :)
PokemonDigimonGirl 4 months ago
Hey, Damian... Did he kick your fucking head right off your shoulders?? xDD
SilverFang21Luck 5 months ago 25
Condoms in a vending machine O_o
tcollins371 6 months ago
4:47 I think some one went to the vending machine before you ;)
MasterLinLin 6 months ago
i love makemebad35's videos, and now i feel like a shithead, and i just for the first time accidently hit the thumbs down button
brickshitter666 6 months ago
lol how can u not laugh at this guy. Its hilarious!
BDO59 6 months ago
I really wish I can go away to college or move into my own apartment my parents are driving me crazy with stupid questions or coming into my room even more worst my room doesnt have a door or a ceiling or anything to help soundproof it
sonicfreak04 6 months ago
good thing kyle doesnt know about this video XD
Abcd94948 6 months ago
12:40 it's passed your bed time!
kinglink501 6 months ago
i mean 0:04
fullmetalkitty48021 7 months ago
if u pause at 3 he has a stupid face
fullmetalkitty48021 7 months ago
it'd be even funnier if it was a flavored condom xD
GingerBabyXDlol 7 months ago
ok, who the hell puts condoms in a vending machine!? hahaha lmao
00twitch001 7 months ago
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bobbyjohnbunn 7 months ago
they need to install that in all vending machines
cobdog455 7 months ago
what is that ape looking thing in the back round at 1:51?
luvohang 7 months ago
haha i think he didnt kick ur head completely off just hard enough to make u crazy
deckerman95 7 months ago
lmao TROJAN CONDOM
666wegner 7 months ago
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Leerrick 7 months ago
condoms in vending machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
zohir256 8 months ago
Condoms? omg
TheGarey13 8 months ago
Did "that one guy that watches your video" see this? XD
Lucifuhrerr 9 months ago
yepp its 3 am in the mornin walk in the door bodies layin all over the floor and i dont member how they got ther ebut i guess i must hav killed them killed them.......OMG DAMIENS BODY KYLE WAS HERE WE KNO THT MUCH LOL
DarkAngelV5 9 months ago
@DarkAngelV5 Is that supposed to be funny?
KaleoNyx 8 months ago
@KaleoNyx dude chill out i was kidding : l
DarkAngelV5 8 months ago
@DarkAngelV5 I just saw someone else post that comment, so i wanted to re-post it, no real reason
KaleoNyx 8 months ago
@KaleoNyx ooooh
kibasfriend12 8 months ago
@KaleoNyx oooh sry
DarkAngelV5 7 months ago
Condoms in a vending machine full of snacks... Weird.. I wonder how much the condoms were...
icojatt 9 months ago
@icojatt $2.50
goinghome304 8 months ago
no he was just a big fuckin dog
cole7868 9 months ago
lmfao 4:47 XD
msDFTBAnerdfighter 9 months ago
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. i want want my baby back, baby...OH SHIT. THEY'RE FUCKIN CHIPS. NOT RIBS!!!!!!
carsonsports8 10 months ago
Kyle knows he loves having Damian around. =]
LiveToLaugh53 10 months ago
Cat shit
shinigami1234321 10 months ago
where the cool kids hang out and eat apples ..? LoL x
babyangelcakex 10 months ago
hey do u live in finland?
eatsleepandskate1 10 months ago
LOL your thumbnails always make me ROFL
lolalucy14 10 months ago
table dacncing lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol=)
37fuckme 11 months ago
I would have got 3 Musketeers too Kyle :D
lonelygloomyday 11 months ago
What's kyles channel
rowanfire675132 11 months ago
2:40 is that where the elmo/reading lessons videos was taken?!?!
WeazelBeatsOfficials 11 months ago
Omg i have the same flip video :D .. thing o.O
Rawrzx3Tori 11 months ago
hey at 4:46 you hear the woman say "OHHHHH i needed that"
123omgpwnt 11 months ago
I <3 CHOCOLATE
beaniebaby3s3 11 months ago
I honestly shit my pants when you were dacnicng on the table
monFURY6 11 months ago
holy fuckin molano cookies
imakeWAYNE 1 year ago
4:13
actually, i would change the title of Clifford the big red dog to Clifford the big ASS dog
in that show, he would have the power of squashing peeps under his massive ass lol
jamie101021 1 year ago
2 important people have left me sean from ryan higa and kyle thumbs up
MichaelJackson9091 1 year ago
@MichaelJackson9091 Shut the fuck up. youre just a dumb bitch trying to get thumbs up.
TheScore22 1 year ago
@TheScore22 go suck your mothers dick i hope u choke on it and while u r doing that hop on your dads dick at least i have balls unlike u
MichaelJackson9091 1 year ago
I want to go to college, get out in the hallway at three in the morning, and scream;
"God damnit (insert roommate's name)! I told you to murder the body outside! now the place is gunna smell like a rotting corpse, you dumb fuck! Atleast use chemicals to dissolve it! Don't forget to burn insence! And for godsakes don't fuck her body afterward!
spacefacefreak2 1 year ago 59
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edgarasprosniakovas 6 months ago
4:47 IS FUGING GAY
edgarasprosniakovas 6 months ago
@spacefacefreak2 I'd do this: *runs down hallway at 3 a.m. "ZOMMMMMBIIIIESSS!!!!! SHIT! SHIIIIIT! SHIT! OH MAI GAW- HABBBPBLAPBAAGAGPAGAfapagagag!1...' *farts*
SasquatchLegend 6 months ago
thnx to u i want to skip right to college
SuperShadowMario101 1 year ago
the vending machine wanted sex..
CearyAuryn 1 year ago
"you better not put that out or i will kick your fking head off your shoulders" you better get into a squat position! :P
jordancoggan 1 year ago
why are there condoms in the vending machine wtf
bradknightable 1 year ago
my got condoms in a vending machine AWESOME SEX HELPER
thehuntergod13 1 year ago
4:47 - 4:51 u can hear them having sex lol
HardCoreQWERTYA7X 1 year ago
You should've bought the condoms lol
DARKWESKER08 1 year ago
lol that place makes me think of a mental hospital. We NEED vending machines like that here. i don't want the gas station clerk staring at me like i'm crazy when getting those for a joke... or awesome waterballons
SamRulesThisWorldNow 1 year ago
ewww can i hear and orgasm?
pokegirl71 1 year ago
u guys make it so i cant wait for college
areahisawesome 1 year ago
lmfao! you better not put this up or ill kick ure head off ure shoulders! lmfao wow & i like ure shoes & i love ure dancing on the table :)
ashleylovesjared23 1 year ago
DAMN YOU! I'm not supposed to be up right now, and this is too funny! My laughter is gonna give me away! XD
Zelphaba 1 year ago
ive never heard of condoms in a vending machine
CrysannN 1 year ago
@bunnyhop858 I heard that ikr that's wat I heard
LINCECUM5528 1 year ago
Damian + Kyle = The Loudest Humans On Earth Lol
(P.s PLUS YOUR BOTH HOT) Lol
bebegurl4554 1 year ago 6
"Dancing on the taaable!"
Thebaneofyourexistan 1 year ago
LOL at 1:08 "gotta watch out for those puertoricans"
UlyssesSkates 1 year ago
Did he ever kick your head off your shoulders?
BlackhawksRBallin 1 year ago
@wantstoScooter
1) hold your breath
2) dont breathe
3) die, because everybody is tired of that damn chain
BeastyRyan316 1 year ago
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matthewcassidy1 1 year ago
kyle is like the funniest mohterfucker on youtube and he doesnt even do anything funny he just acts like kyle which is beastly
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wantstoScooter 1 year ago
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES CONDOMS IN THE VENDING MACHINE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK PUTS CONDOMSS IN A VENDING MACHINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT
MrErlis13 1 year ago
im walkin on the floor too!!!
123amilove 1 year ago
So why do you still have a head?
MrGamerman111 1 year ago
Holy Fuck, Malato Cookies! 1:25 Kyle is Jesus
jesse766 1 year ago
@jesse766 He says "Holy Fucking Malato Cookies!" I'm a Spelling Policeman. I'm going to have to arrest you.
crazedpivotguy1234 1 year ago
hahahahah Im listening to 3 AM right now!
Sevmarick 1 year ago
lol *whispering* im walking into kyle.....
mangacrazycatlover 1 year ago
we seriously need more vending machines like that around here, maybe more ppl would have safer sex...lol................. dancing on the table
MotherSharp 1 year ago
wtf why in the name of Jesus Christ is there extra large condome and after that i thought of the must f***ed up thing a boy and a girl in a room then the girl says il go get a condom from the snack macine like wtf why would there be condome so people eat them then dye
thorsoas 1 year ago
@thorsoas College.
Mynameisnotooo 1 year ago
4:47 can u heer orgasm??
bunnyhop858 1 year ago 106
@bunnyhop858 LOL
TheViper277 1 year ago
@bunnyhop858 You too? lol
MultiAce21 10 months ago
@bunnyhop858 yes i can
DarkAngelV5 8 months ago
@bunnyhop858 it wouldn't be college if you didn't lol
Bean733 7 months ago
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TheCanadianSoda 7 months ago
O_O sounds like lesbians....to tell u the truth it also sounds like damians gf...
TheCanadianSoda 7 months ago
@bunnyhop858 sais hay
edgarasprosniakovas 6 months ago
what college do u go to?
joeupshaw13 1 year ago
wow u r allowedto have sex in ur school
FartCakes1000 1 year ago
@FartCakes1000
. . . It's collage, dude!
mikeaol21 1 year ago
does kyle like guns or something
FartCakes1000 1 year ago
DUde, I would love to hang out with you sometime.
ChrisKingsly 1 year ago
The 2 things that will rule us all in the future and thats.........KYLE AND 3MUSKETERS! >:D BTW, Very funny fucking vid! LOL XD
Shadowchaofan 1 year ago
haha...kyles gonna kill himself now...
Mareheartsbroker408 1 year ago
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RaabidCutMonkey 1 year ago
CAT SHIT.
lindsayquinful 1 year ago
"thank you... going down my pants!" xD
t3ice 1 year ago
That is the best vending machine ever
MAGGOT4LIFE245 1 year ago
i hope kyle sees kyle taking his kyle name of his door
bunya333 1 year ago
I can't believe that the Bratz dolls have more views than this.
Zekester3000 1 year ago
35 peoples Three Musketeers got stuck in the vending machines vending spines! xD
EmmUchiha 1 year ago
i fuckin' love the sound damian makes a the very beginning of this video
spencerboss 1 year ago
Rofl,i didnt know u weight only 75 pounds!
Happyemo246 1 year ago
IM GONNA SHIT ON MYSELF... and... that's all... i've... got to say... bye. i'm gonna say hello to the toilets :D
totomgs 1 year ago
flip cameras are awesome!!!!
makemegood5two 1 year ago
dude do u record every thing in ur life?
LopezLegend 1 year ago
Hello Damian,
This is Pat from the Apartment Leasing Department, please stay off our tables.
Sincerely, Pat
IcyNit 1 year ago
haha im surprised u guys arent kicked out of the dorms for all the crazy things u do
MsSingergirl14 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you're pissed that there aren't any FUCKING RESSES!
MegaChainWorks 1 year ago 114
@MegaChainWorks thumbs up if you went back in the video to lcheck if there were not resses
yourafuckingtowel 9 months ago
lmao i didnt even know they could put condoms in the vending machine next theres dildos,butt plugs, ect with the sex toys plus lube lol need some lube on your 3 musketeers??
motocrosskid715 1 year ago
did kyle kill you yet damian?
Thelovegun96 1 year ago
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i really want to me you guys.
itzzXlizz01 1 year ago
Your friend kyle is an assssss gawd
jesusfreak2ful 1 year ago
Great Idea for condoms by the candy. You can get a sweet tooth and a boner at the same time! How cool is that?
ilovealesana19 1 year ago
KYLE!!!!!
ilovealesana19 1 year ago
condoms in the fucking vending machine next to the candy HAHA
BTella3 1 year ago
HEY IM PUERTO RICAN!! I RESENT THAT!! LMAO ITS OK YOU AND KYLE ARE STILL THE SHIT!!! Plus I dont get offended THAT easily anyway lol I would love to have friends like you guys,the fun would never end lol
phoenix25R 1 year ago
@Super1Asian towson
XxTheBiSceneChickXx 1 year ago
Lmao goddamn! You and your friend are just so fucking hott! hahaha. I love it when a man talks to me like that hahah Just kidding. :)
skygirl12 1 year ago
...my vid froze at 4:01....
HeartlessSora1234 1 year ago
what clooage is that? does anyone know?
Super1Asian 1 year ago
i'll tell you what, before i started watching your vids i wasnt liking how college sounded, roommates and stuff. but after watching your vids, i must say, looks so fun!
GearsOfWarAnimations 1 year ago
These are the types of friends i wish i had lol , actually i have friends like this...i just lack the abilty to make videos >.>
AngelFall9 1 year ago
kyle's 10 times as funny and less annoying when he's not trying to be funny
dudet12890 1 year ago
Damian you have same shoes as me thats cool lol
Coolzak007 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
At 2:11 when you said, "er, wait. Baby back ribs?" I thought that was a hilarious improved joke. BUT IT WAS REAL! Mind blown.
heas0472 1 year ago
At 2:11 when you said, "er, wait. Baby back ribs?" I thought that was a hilarious improved joke. BUT IT WAS REAL! Mind blown.
heas0472 1 year ago
Ok is it just me or does kyle seem like he secretly/openly hates damian? lol.
It's a weird friendship, that much I must say is certain.
mezmir 1 year ago
2.50 for a condom thats an outrage!!!!!
thecrazytaco1 1 year ago
Was I the only one that heard sex towards the end? o.O
sonicroxandGL 1 year ago
I GOT 4 WORDS 4 ALL OF YA....3MUSKUTERS RULES U ALL! XD NICE CHOICE KYLE!
Shadowchaofan 1 year ago
Is it just me or...Do these guys always seem stoned?
anecrew721 1 year ago
I can't watch from 3:20 onwards without laughing louder than the video xD
antd2008 1 year ago
firt off i think it take forever cuzz u keep changing cloths and then the eediting thing but now for the real comment .."do they have CHACOLATE HAMSTER NIPPLES!!??!?
xxMoMurderJrxx 1 year ago
should have got E6
TYLERXISXKOOL 1 year ago
hahaha, 2.50 for a box of rubbers in a vending machine
SleepyClassof08 1 year ago
Why did i watch this at 2:45AM!?!?! too funny
antd2008 1 year ago
@antd2008 Holy crap, a European! Which country are you from?
moneyring 1 year ago
@moneyring England ^_^
antd2008 1 year ago
@antd2008 Fuck yeah England! One of the greatest countries on our planet!
moneyring 1 year ago
@moneyring :D
antd2008 1 year ago
shoulda got the condoms.
sylviamarie428 1 year ago
did he kick your ass?
edwardfan202 1 year ago
condoms in a vending machine? What The fuck and its nice to see kyle smile and laugh for once
luigiblox 1 year ago
Who knew Kyle was so violent?
UrbanFlow51 1 year ago
Ummm if u were in a hotel selling condoms ummm uhhh do they have hookers there? WTF?
joeu5431 1 year ago
@joeu5431 Hes in college
DakotasCookingShow 1 year ago
I didnt know that all seventy pounds of you shook an elevator
LedFlinger 1 year ago
lol I'M DANCING ON THE TABLES! DANCING ON THE TABLES!
brandonman24 1 year ago