Apple Rumors...BORING!

[lhiggs999]

the iPhone 5 will have a 12- megapixel camera. it will have a 4.5-inch screen. the iPhone 4 will be obsolete.

[jazzpie1]

BORING!!!!

[xxalexmonxx]

The outro is my favorite thing in the world.

[DJMIKESTER]

I heard that the next generation iPhone will have enough battery power in combine with the super nitro charged a15.000 processor chip to take over the hole of asia!

[pinkmistonmeagain]

I heard that they were making a machine to make Steve jobs back to life

[apple8091]

I heard the apple "i" will be big as heck and have a price of 9000 and will sell on September 11, 2020

[XOfSpades9]

The new Iphone 5 is planned to have a "Sharks With Fricking Laser Beams" or "SWFLB" application which will allow the user to summon a shark with a laser beam strapped to its head. The shark will come in multiple colors and have a portable leg add on and in the app store for $1337 you can purchase the "SWFLB+" which will give will grant the user add ons for his/her shark including ion cannons, gamma rays, golden teeth and so on.

[ErnieJay08]

"Oh come on. Who cares about inches?"

**that's what she said stare* LMAO

[davvvideos]

Rumor : apple would launch missiles at google and make a 5" iPhone.

[Raikuxox]

1:25 lmao

[bumblebee123410]

what camera do u use for ur vids

[thisishowu1]

they were making a i touch just for kids and they called it itouch kids........i mean like come on what are u thinking!!!

[goonster182]

I care!!

[4628JP]

RIP Steve

[JuJu15th]

I JUST PEED IN MY PANTS AFTER WATHIING THIS..... YOUR LAUGH IS SOO FUNNY LOVE IT AND BORING BORING BORNINGG!!! STOP IT!! LOL

[Gejnemin]

LAMFO

[Electivire2010]

i wonder if u ever get the iphone 5 and ull do a video saying "wow the news were boring but the iphone 5 is pretty cool :D" lol XD Ur funny man u make good videos :)

[AGiantSOLDiier]

I shall make a product called the iPod. O.... Wait Someone boringly made that .

[crazynuthead9985]

Apple is getting shut down... Oh wait, that's a dream... Nevermind

[MattSm130]

Something scary you say? Iphone 5 will be on Windows Phone 7!

[Daminark]

Samsung is inventing a new phone called the "Samsung Apple Rick Roller", schedueled to launch on December 21, 2012

[BryanPaceP1]

The iPhone 5 will have holographic projection technology as well as laser beams that only work on plastic, the ability to transform into a robot and walk to you if you forget it, a self destruct feature, a nuclear powered battery, and to top it all off it can fly.

[MarkuzLee]

Boring!

[davidbuddy9]

I heard that in 2017 apple wants to replace our brain with mac os 11.somthing

[NiceLord]

iGlasses

[xXsolar99Xx]

I heard that Apple is maching a plastic cube that glows to let you know it is swiched off. Other than that, it dosen't do anything.

[curryeater259]

@xXsolar99Xx AND ITS ONLY 700 BUCKS!!!!!!

[kristechreviews]

I heard apple is going to stop selling the ipod touch and instead sell iphone's with no service I thought that was a great idea

[pugNdrum]

Apple are stopping there new production of the macs in 2012 because of Steve jobs's condition.

[ChaoWasher99]

Apple are trolling you

[applelife0800]

Great video Lamarr..haven't laughed that hard in a while lol

[robloxcatcher]

XD HES EPIC

[iP0Dtouchreviewer]

i heard from multiple sources that Steve jobs was asasinated after stepping down

[Axeldude]

Apple to come out with a virtual reality gaming system as early as Spring 2012

[stillusingwindows95]

*boring* who cares about inches??? *boring * 1:27 *boring*

[eddy1154]

an apple television O_o probably going to be overpriced :(

[JanieHochkins]

apple are releasing an iPiano making it easier to learn and play piano. The device works by doing everything for you whilst moving your hands in a playing motion.

[SamiWheeler]

Apple has announced they are going to make a Mac shaped like a apple that is edible as well.

Unfortunately according to high up sources "We just can't seem to get the taste right, it just won't stop tasting like MAC computer it is very frustrating since we figured out how to grow these in mass numbers.".

Due to be released in 2014, if there is a 2014.

[DADDY8739]

1:24 XD!!

[Triggahappi273]

22 people are fanboys

[PopsicleTongue]

Pause at 1:29, so adorable!

[xXAlphaXx]

apple ... pie?

[DaTux91]

Apple to change name to Pineapple.

[Ignatius2722]

I heard that Apple's summoning their first generation eldritch abomination, iCthulhu, in Q4 2012.

[DADDY8739]

I heard that Apple's CEO's name is Dick Szucker.

[briang9]

Bill Gates signing a contract to indefinitely work for Apple, Inc.

[JulioBatista66]

I wish I could like this a thousand times!! LMAO!!

[CompTutts]

apple will die tomorrow

[tuckemmons]

APPLE has been taken from the garden of tech then were thrown out for being pared with the devil and then 100 years later after world war 3 a hobo ate it thinking it was a shiney apple

[mantas1111000]

Apple will release Mac OS for PC's.

Oh wait they have but they don't acknowledge it. Because They don't think Macs are Personal.

[LewisWesSenior93]

1:27 mad me laugh hard :L

[chempranav]

Oh! c'mon who cares about inches 1:27 creepy face LOL

[chempranav]

You're hilarious man! 

[Tokkemon]

Apple is rumored to be sued by Microsoft.

[Jaredsellick]

Apple will soon be changing it's logo to either a mango or banana

[sfrancis928]

Demon Cam!

[joemaijinni]

Apple is going to take on grocery stores and open up APPLE TREE.... wait...

[P0P357UR3]

Apple is rumoured to sue microsoft

wait

[TheTechMovement]

boring....

[mavsfan7865]

That was the most entertaining boring video ever!

[hellomynameisrodney]

Apple will soon release "iLove", no longer will you have to spend countless hours trying to find you a date, just load 'iLove" on your Apple device and you will get a holographic representation of your dream girl/guy for you to keep you company. For a small fee you can even get a robotic representation of your dream girl/guy for promiscuous fun. Apple will not be responsible if your dream girl/guy gets bored of you and decides to destroy the human race.

[arsy123]

I heard Apple is going to start selling, apples.

[paintballobsesed]

ishit

[ColinOsvlog]

Apple is rumored to make a toilet app

[Cwells4life]

APPLE RUMORED TO COME OUT WITH DILDOS, AND OTHER RAUNCHY SEX TOYS

[detry322]

The small things like the smile at 1:27 makes WT1 so good. :D

[BigJyeTV]

This was one of the funniest ones yet!

[dylanctd]

hamster powered ipad coming soon.

[PossumCuber]

I heard that Apple has already constructed the first prototype of the iBrator.

[saboobuu]

I think Apple just sued Samsung for having bathrooms in their Headquarters

[fixzy115]

i heard a rumor that apple sucks ... o wait that true

[topcat5665]

Everything apple makes is the same :P

[Guatexico78]

0:24....what i keep telling my teacher o.O

[dnbull]

pause at 1:29

[genuinebbuck]

Hey lamar did you know that apple is going to buy hp? (joke)

[llFLYFFBLADEll]

-did u know? Lamarr was white!!

-After he ate the Black apple, he turned into black!!!

[Mespritroth]

I heard that iphone 5 was to be as thin as a credit card at one point. Lolwut total BS

[OricTosh]

News Flash: Mass recall of all Apple products due to reports from users they contain worms and bruise easily. Users demand better protection for their apple products.

[THEFREAK4498]

apple is going to change it's name to Aperture and has 'No comment' on a project that is involved with the latest artificial intelligence codenamed 'GLaDOS'

[Smeire1]

I heard that the iPhone 5 is an iPhone 5. It will even be released at some point.

[p8intballkid]

Did apple trademark the fruit yet so nobody can eat it without buying it from them only?

[jkosloski69]

i heard apple will start selling zombie survival kits and they are called the " iLive"

[TheRedGoldfish]

The iPod Touch 5 will have 3G? I guess that's fine for those who can't afford the iPhone.

[TheRedGoldfish]

1:29

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

Apple is for girly men

[s8skanna]

I'm really happy I found this channel. Awesome every time I watch a new show.

[OpenEffectStudios]

Steve Jobs announced all this and MORE in the last WWDC Keynote address where he also explained the compatibility issues present when the iClock and iLamp were installed on to your iDesk with DeskOS 2 and higher.

Apple will also be discontinuing the i(mouse)Pad when they release the built in trackpad for the latest iDesk eliminating the need for an iPad.

Jonathan Ives was also present and told of the new DeskOS Keychain which requires only 30 keys instead of the usual 67.

Apple, Think Different

[OpenEffectStudios]

They're also coming out with their own washing machine/dryer combo and a speech activated sink for easy washing! This will all come after the release of the iFan which will make use of the iDesk that came out earlier this year and feature a new docking extension for the aforementioned iDesk.

Following the release of DeskOS 2.5 compact discs will be eliminated with the Apple EasyRip disk rupping software! Never again will you need physical discs for all your software!

[OpenEffectStudios]

Apple is coming out with a new printer that can ONLY pint out pictures of Woz, Jobs and Ives.

[SSRfan98]

1:26 - 1:29

[moobs3234]

Apple is making a clone of wilsontech1

[RJTamm93]

Apple will be hiring Lamarr Wilson

[TheSparrowFable]

Apple is going to start working on their own car.

[TheAbdizzyTV]

apple is gonna start selling oranges o.O

[levi989]

@TheAbdizzyTV Haha, apple selling oranges, that cracked me up.

[philipappleyard]

Apple is going to buy out Nintendo, Sony & Microsoft, cease production of all the consoles and release their own console instead called "The PiP".

[JACUDAROCA100]

Was that a fake apple? AHHAHA

[jonathonwallen]

straighttalk to offer an android phone....oh wait you said apple *yawn*

[idlerocker1337]

apple to include cup holders to all their products!!! a source states that cup holders are all the rage and will boost sales by 28.9856%

[mitch9294]

iPhone 5 will have the feature everyone's been asking for: More pixels!

Lol jks it'll just blatantly rip off Android and still not do it as cool as all the Android manufacturers do.

[TheKERZY]

apple and blackberry are teaming up to make............... a pie!

[z9qtr]

apple are going to be cheaper in 2312

[Clectaski]

Boring 

[tdwplover22]

Android and apple are teaming up to make the next generation device. THE iDROID-INATOR! It has a 30 inch screen, runs a 800GZH 12 core processor, and it makes great sammiches.

[THEH4Z]

iOS is coming to the macs

[TheRayvid]

There will be no iphone 5 says tabloids

[MariazzZebra]

I just subscribed :)

[bldram34]

iPhone 5 will have a dual OS: iOS and webOS lol

[kreamywhip]

apple to start reseaching for the "i implant" which will connect via telepathy by 2020.

[PolarPrecise]

Boooooooooooooooooooooring Apple rumors. Why won't some Apple Engineer just leave a prototype at the bar and let Gizmodo have it again?

Apple Rumors:

Apple CEO Tim Cook is ready for the 10th Generation iPhone with an A10 Chip .That will change everything again...and again...and again...

[PolarPrecise]

@PolarPrecise and so it came true.

[gavrilaeugen]

i'm going to kill some apples

[Sahand119]

This video was so boring....

[samsimpson11]

Your like the wheezy waitor of tech ^.^

[kudeki]

Apple's chief researcher in the cybernetics division at Apple, Dr. Noonien Soong, is set to fabricate first prototype of a human android. Should it ever reach market, rumors from a reliable source indicate that the positronic life form will be called iData.

[patrink12]

The iPhone will have an app which will automatically say "sssstop it!" every time someone does something stupid.

Isn't future technology great?

[Robbsaber02]

Steve jobs grows an Afro to impress his friends at apple.

[Programmer7]

I agree. I hate all of the Apple rumor tweets in my Twitter feed. I only want the FACTS! I especially hate the contradictory ones, like "iPad 3 in October!" and then, an hour later, "iPad 3 delayed until July?" Seriously? We don't know any of this stuff!

[bozzytv]

The next iPhone 5 is really going to be the ipad 3 with a phone.

[kkburnout]

This just in, apple is going to charge EXACTLY WHAT THEIR NEW PRODUCT IS WORTH... pending the 2012 global Armageddon of course

[steven12153]

I heard that the iPhone 5 will come in BLACK.

[danstechhelp]

Apple will make a cereal called Apple Macks

[wangzheyou]

你有点像憨豆先生

[dantendo2]

the iphone 5 will have a dual boot option so you can also run android on your iphone.

[tchapps1]

I heard iphone 5 was a re-release of iphone 3gs

[Valcidious]

I actually heard that Apple will be buying the United States in 2013.

[bmw2go11]

@Valcidious lol as funny as that sounds its highly possible...

[LOTRzagorath]

@Valcidious That's no rumour, it's been confirmed.

[TheDanc1nghawk]

@Valcidious why? it's a bad investment.

[filleman17]

@Valcidious you mean 2012 ;)

[dansterwerecool]

@Valcidious and google will buy asia

[PossumCuber]

@Valcidious Good, maybe our government will start working.

[psp4445]

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...

[Xia0Pain]

I got scared at 1:29 LOL

[tehepicasian]

iLol'd throughout this video! xD

[qilieun]

I hear apple is gonna make a new fruit called the iApple and it's pretty nutritious!

[yellowmeerkat97]

Apple is going to ask wilson to make the iBoring because of his second channel.

[ReusablePotatoes]

RUMOR Steve Jobs is dead.

[yellowmeerkat97]

Apple is going to make the iBank, where it keeps track of how much its fanboys are wasting buying their products the moment they come out.

[yellowmeerkat97]

Apple is going to make a clown. That's right, make a clown. Why? Because they feel like it.

[Andy205040]

Apple Rumors. WHY U NO STOP?

[tbtechwiz]

apple launching their whoopie cushion in 2020, the iFUT, it will krack farts that smell like their nemises, ORANGE

[SuperZabian]

Frogs

[Dell0304]

The new iSh*t. Be more productive with your crapping while sitting upon the most shiny, overrated bowl of wisdom.

*loud clapping*

[rantmenow]

When Steve Jobs dies, they are burying relics from him in all the Apple stores.

[cambob2000]

Apple will make a new product the I clown it will be fully integrated in the cloud and will be able to make new jokes and trickson the go also it will be sold for the low low price of $5,500 :-) I would buy it would u???!!!!

[AllAboutTek]

Apple to change their name to pear.

[TheKelsmommy]

Apple decides not to do/upgrade/create anything for 2012. They are all going to take a long sabbatical with Steve Jobs, and will come back once he gets better.

[SpiralDogs]

Is that Chris Pirillo on your T shirt?

[qntntech]

Apple Closes Down in Early 2012

[DavidVillalba17]

apple is making new product that counts how many apples you eat during 504 years

[xROBERTxDAVISx]

the new iphone actual works perfect :P

[ApplicantQuisling]

This boooooring video was kinda fuuuunny :D

[DeltaPhi79]

I heard that the new iMac is transparent.

[W0lfbaneShikaisc00l]

Apple change their marketing brand to pear! A recent study shows that people prefer pears over apples so in an attempt to attract more customers the new pearphone will be released in early January 2012... what next for pear? Rumours have announced the following: The Pearpod, The Pearpad, a new Pear console nicknamed "ThePearbox360" that's right Pear is now working with microsoft!

[aaronjf94]

I heard that apple is making 5 inch screens and are actually working on putting 4g the A6 chip, an even higher resolution retina display, and a cupcake maker in the iPhone 5. Mmmmmmmmm nummy :P that was me licking my lips :o) now in a clown.

[dafaddah]

The next iPhone will be offered in six versions based on the look and feel of the My Little Ponies, including Rainbow Dash, Butterfree and of course Pinky Pie!

[mugshotesp]

Hmmm, sounds like we should have a bored meeting :D

[randomawsomeness01]

"i wanna eat u" LOLZ! :D

[justmerozzie]

Apple plans to blows up Microsoft by using giant laser made out of spare parts.

[iagoeu73]

The Next iPhone will have a 7.745 inches display and will be green!!! Soooo Booring

[acekiller121]

Apple iphone 7 will have 3-D calling and porn app :D

[vit0r1979]

super secret rumor, THE NEXT IPHONE WILL BE IN THE CLOUD!!!

[l0gically]

Asus EEE Pad Transformer quad core. October. Yummy. 

[zioncity056]

stop it



[ljscott1990]

Here is my apple rumour. They're going to kill off the mac pro as they are focusing on consumer devices more and more, they no longer have interest in catering as much to the desktop market.

[metallicat511]

i will not buy the new iphone unless it's 4in or more.

[sporkafife]

Macbook Wheel!!!

Anybody else seen the Onion News video?

[kelia93]

Lol