good luck taking care of the luck that u might have if u have luck take take it care for it if u have luck awwbaawwwbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaawwawwwwbbbbbbbawww
-TAKE..LUCK! TAKE LUCK AND CARE, TAKE...CARE OF THE LUCK, GOOD LUCK TAKING CARE OF THE LUCK THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE, IF YOU HAVE LUCK, TAKE IT, CARE FOR IT, TAKE LUCK CARE FOR IT..WHEN YOU TAKE LUCK CARE, EGHFAFHGH!! EGHAHHGHE!!!
"Aaahhh... At THE ZOO! The-the PANDAS! I knew they were trying to have one and just, y'know, thought we'd talk about 'em. Talk about the fluffy zoo animals that they- I hear they got 'em over there. You can, you can go look at 'em and... if you want... and touch 'em."
"take luck! take luck and care! good...luck taking care of the luck that you mjght have! if you have luck...take it, and care for it...take good care of it (followed by unintelligble gibberish)" That was the best part imo!!!:)
Hysterically clean! Clean and hysterical! Both hysetrical and cleanliness are to be found here. Experience that hystericality and... wonder at how clean it is.
LOL i work at the movie theater and i hate it when i tell people to enjoy their movie and their like "you too!!" and i wanna tell them that im not watching one but letting them watch one instead. sometimes people are stupid lol
good luck taking care of the luck that u might have if u have luck take take it care for it if u have luck awwbaawwwbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaawwawwwwbbbbbbbawww
teddygirl44ish 2 months ago
BRU-NUH-MUH-NUN-YUH!!!!1
tinfold 2 months ago
your sure to see them again. ;)
makemesmile54 3 months ago
I can NEVER get enough of this guy - hilarious!!!
rassledassle82 3 months ago
- See ya later Brian!
-TAKE..LUCK! TAKE LUCK AND CARE, TAKE...CARE OF THE LUCK, GOOD LUCK TAKING CARE OF THE LUCK THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE, IF YOU HAVE LUCK, TAKE IT, CARE FOR IT, TAKE LUCK CARE FOR IT..WHEN YOU TAKE LUCK CARE, EGHFAFHGH!! EGHAHHGHE!!!
you're sure to see them again....
Goldenstorm196 3 months ago
lol my names caroline and i hate it when people call me carolyn.... or coraline
MCRRaInBoWuNiCoRn 6 months ago
@MCRRaInBoWuNiCoRn i read those all the same way in my head.
acesneeks 5 months ago
The first time i heard this, i was literally ROFL!! XD
LilDrummerBoy243 6 months ago
2 people accidently clicked dislike.
Linkle2 7 months ago 9
@Linkle2 i know those basterd's
animegril13X3 6 months ago
this guy is really funny. i love him.
ethan9176 8 months ago 2
3:57
Spottedtigers 9 months ago
Nice to meet you individual!
aspiegirl4 9 months ago
He's funny as hell
williamfstackjr 9 months ago 3
I like turtles!
williamfstackjr 9 months ago
bBRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIASN
BRENENENENENE!
BOBOFETT100 10 months ago
Hi Caroline, I mean (Carolyn) and Brian, I a mean BriaaaAAAAAAAAAOOOON!! I'm
GerrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrYYYY! Yes, my name is hard to say too! You can just call me Gerry. That's short for Moron!!=)
fitzpatrickgf 11 months ago
2 people have something seriously wrong with them ;)
wefunnygirls 1 year ago
Haha that happened at Christmas my aunt said how was ur christmas and i couldnt understand her so i was like U TOO!
CWengerd95 1 year ago
'Take luck' is funny, but I love the act where he combines 'You're welcome' and 'No problem'. "YOU'RE PROBLEM!!" is hilarious.
matrixphijr 1 year ago 2
Why is there a dislike button!?
Don't guess at that ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
Ashitaka2011 1 year ago
@Ashitaka2011 you supposed to use that for videos like "rebecca black - friday"
PlayTimePro 10 months ago
TAKE LUCK!!! TAKE LUCK AND CARE
shiliocious 1 year ago
omg this happend to me at my birthday "Have a great birthday" "YOU TOO!" omg it made me want to be a tiny little dust floating in the air.
Camille421ilvh 1 year ago
i did the you too thing to a doctor once he told me to have fun at my party and i told him "you too" lol
CallOfTheHammer 1 year ago
who are the people disliking this? haha
peoplecallmedog 1 year ago 5
2 people aren't taking care of their luck... :)
magicalistic77 1 year ago 5
Nice to meet you individual!
Thelemonleopard 1 year ago
I'm BriOn! BriON!!!!! Can u say that? Very few can. lol
sunglasses71 1 year ago 2
@sunglasses71 BRENEMENNEN!!
matrixphijr 1 year ago
ok.. BYE HUMAN!
musicluvr871 1 year ago
i love how he doesnt have to swear to be funny
lakersalltheway111 1 year ago 17
@lakersalltheway111 yeah :D all the others swear every 3 secs >:(
jes9044 1 year ago
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@lakersalltheway111
Huh? If a jokes funny then its funny regardless of if it has a hundred swear words or none at all.
Its like saying "i love how he doesn't have to use pronouns to be funny"
BubbleGumNipples 1 year ago
I know all about the 'You too!' phrase, lol I know how he feels...my favorite comedian!
AodamilerSquee 1 year ago 5
Oh man. Don't eat cereal while listening to this.
ChunkyPirate 1 year ago 6
@ChunkyPirate - too late
MrPelhambay 1 year ago
"It's Briohhhn!!!" XD
channyandseddiefan 1 year ago 3
I love you for posting all this JacobBlackLuver1.
ShredyMurphy 1 year ago
this guy is great
ASHEVILLEN 1 year ago
Him and Tim hawkins r my favs XD
TheRyno421 1 year ago
BRIGONAMANA
Akirathedon92 1 year ago
I love that noise he makes after he says "What baby?"
UGADawgs555 1 year ago
ha. BRADEVANJA!!!!!!!.....boxen
MONOxHAND 1 year ago 2
* I'm repeating what we all just heard - therefore it is hilarious and you MUST like it !!!!!!!!
disengagejam 1 year ago 3
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u2bdetox 1 year ago
lol, I feel exactly like brian regan sometimes lol XD
unwirten 1 year ago 2
Goodbye, human.
JoeyRapps1 1 year ago
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hey dickholes : stop rewriting the jokes. we just heard them, you stupid shartstains
pockmarkedbuttocks 1 year ago 6
@pockmarkedbuttocks YOU TOO!
ageorge33333 1 year ago
@ageorge33333 - what did i say?
pockmarkedbuttocks 1 year ago
BRAVALAMENJA!!
LARUCUS 1 year ago
I think the rule is: Don't guess at that ever......ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.......
bigband17 1 year ago 2
"It's CarolINE, Brian"........"It's BriON. That's right, my name is BriON. It's very hard to say my name correctly, 'cause my name is Brumunnuhnuh!"
Tiffanyxxxooo 1 year ago 5
hey enjoy your meal...you too! but you don't have one do ya, I'm a doofus!
aspiegirl4 1 year ago 2
"you're sure to see them again.." bahaha!!
zehblondemafia 1 year ago 3
Briooonnee lmaoo
chickwith2eyes 1 year ago
Brenavenvenyah
tussler21557 1 year ago
Excuse me sir
Maam
Okay
lol
Elatips 1 year ago 6
ha i love the way he prounces his name for the last time. its so funny!
Xeimora418 1 year ago
Its a cup of dirt. Well you see, its a cup, with dirt in it. I call it cup of dirt.
blakewillman1 1 year ago
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@blakewillman1 you dont got to repeat the lines, dick - we just heard them
pockmarkedbuttocks 1 year ago
@pockmarkedbuttocks i hear ya man, too bad too many jerks flagged you
7Rafe7 1 year ago
The best part is from 0:00 to 4:53
jriffiths 1 year ago 7
definitely agree!
AJAdance 1 year ago
"Nice to meet you individual!" hahahahahahaha :)
MusicElf007 1 year ago 5
Lol
"Excuse me sir?
"MA'AM!"
"Okay!"
Kunai234 2 years ago 8
Can anyone tell me why this guess isnt more famous?????? he is literally one of my top all time comedians!!!!!! This guy is a true master!!!!!!
chocolate28times 2 years ago
0:25- 0:45 very funny
Halosniper128 2 years ago
OMG!!!! Hilarious!!! That part about the pregnant lady actually had me hyperventilating I was laughing so hard!
rassledassle82 2 years ago 6
Good luck taking care of the luck you might have.
takeyourbrainchipp 2 years ago 109
@takeyourbrainchipp And if you find luck, take it...care for it!
u2bdetox 1 year ago
He's my new favorite comedian!
Michael55443 2 years ago 95
lmao i love the you too thing.
Yewtail 2 years ago 11
"When's that b-aaby due?"
"What baby?"
"Aaahhh... At THE ZOO! The-the PANDAS! I knew they were trying to have one and just, y'know, thought we'd talk about 'em. Talk about the fluffy zoo animals that they- I hear they got 'em over there. You can, you can go look at 'em and... if you want... and touch 'em."
Lawl XD
ttlyawesome444 2 years ago 12
"take luck! take luck and care! good...luck taking care of the luck that you mjght have! if you have luck...take it, and care for it...take good care of it (followed by unintelligble gibberish)" That was the best part imo!!!:)
BloodyCape200 2 years ago 15
super funny. thanks for posting this. I love Brian Regan...just shows you can be hyserical and clean at the same time.
924jayson 2 years ago 5
Hysterically clean! Clean and hysterical! Both hysetrical and cleanliness are to be found here. Experience that hystericality and... wonder at how clean it is.
Phyte 2 years ago 13
Disclamer:
*DO NOT WATCH AT WORK OR IN A QUIET PLACE -- LIKE THE LIBRARY*
Larkeep 2 years ago 13
10000th view yesh
Xactimundo 2 years ago
Boy is this funny. I can watch this 100 times over and still laugh like hell.
roflcoptersoysoy 2 years ago 4
start crankin them out circus boy :oD
IAmNotGoth 2 years ago 8
oh no words are comin out oh no!
scrunnchy 2 years ago 5
I'm supposed to be doing by 14 page paper right now....This is sooooo funnnnnnnnny!!!!
crustywindows 2 years ago 8
haha my mom has this on her ipod and we were driving home listening to it and she almost wrecked from laughing so hard xD
ItsTylerMarie 2 years ago 3
i love him! he is my hero!
forevernbluejeans 2 years ago 6
fuuuunnnnniiiiieeeee!!!!!
dorks95 2 years ago 6
he is without a doubt the funniest comedian. TAKE CARE OF IT!! TAKKE ALL CARE OOF IT BLAH BEHAJDL AUODNJALASLJDSLNF
hahaa
thebuzzsaw09 2 years ago 11
i do that all the time
ihatechili 2 years ago 4
LOL i work at the movie theater and i hate it when i tell people to enjoy their movie and their like "you too!!" and i wanna tell them that im not watching one but letting them watch one instead. sometimes people are stupid lol
Bobbyj1080 2 years ago 6