Aunt Polly placed small trust in such evidence. She went out to see for herself; and she would have been content to find twenty per cent. of Tom's statement true. When she found the entire fence whitewashed, and not only whitewashed but elaborately coated and recoated, and even a streak added to the ground, her astonishment was almost-
@MobKnowledge "I used to know a guy, he went on all the adventures like you... But one day he took an arrow in the knee and eventually had to quit and become a guard"
what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark
Ever look at Mark's facial expressions when he's telling the story? He shakes his head at "she knew a dozen guys" and then noticeably smiles when he says "she ended up on a hospital on Guerrero Street". So MARK beat this girl up so bad she ended up on a hosptial on Guerrero Street! FRIDGE LOGIC!!!!
haha, it is not so much johny's accent that makes the room one of the best worst films ever made... it is the horrible acting.... i love this movie, it is my favorite worst movie of all time :)
I once knew a child who was beaten and raped to death by his own father, and the other family members killed themselves out of horror, and the father walked free because there were no witnesses. It's the single worst thing I've ever heard.
lol i say this anytime someone tells an awkardly serious story
teawithcomics 1 day ago
Mark: I've been sleeping with Lisa... 0_0
Johnny: lol what a story mark ^O^
MidKnightRyder36 2 days ago
This could replace "cool story bro."
Mrloves2troll 4 days ago
@Mrloves2troll No, this SHOULD replace "cool story bro".
sammosammy 12 hours ago
Hmm I wonder what would happen if we put all of his worst dialogue together into one line.....hmm....
Hahaha what a funny story. Ohai Doggie, thats me. I did not hit her its not true, I did not... ohai mark.
Someguy1302 4 days ago
He was talking about your fiancee dumbass
dtfpizza 1 week ago
What a namby pamby story mark.
DeathBlade182 2 weeks ago 2
@DeathBlade182
Argh, these namby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to our namby-pamby Story Marks!
RobotwarsKing 1 week ago
water store remark.
thedeathovmankind678 3 weeks ago 8
Water story Mark!
CJacobsSA 3 weeks ago
cool story bro
mkdoodle44 1 month ago
Hahaha What a funny, yet highly disturbing story, Mark.
snakeXL7 1 month ago
Hears a story about a woman getting beaten
Laughs
Trashcansam123 1 month ago 5
WATER STORY MARK
BeeGirlLive123 1 month ago 8
This movie is just pure genius. Kudos to you, Tommy.
gtasa2004 1 month ago
Thats isn't funny, you sick Fuck!
CucumberCoolio 1 month ago 2
i saw her at the hospital on guerrero st.
Wahoofuck 1 month ago
"hahah, what a story mark"
"yeah you can say that again!"
"hahah, what a story mark"
"....."
LewDaYoung 1 month ago
Dumb fabric
Martykun36 1 month ago
@Martykun36 ahaha so im not the only one brought here by ponies!
GloryTheJewishBatMan 1 month ago
@GloryTheJewishBatMan same
pinpmchornswagle 1 month ago
Cool Story, Bro.
kuribayashi84 1 month ago
what a schtori mark
TheCityslikernp 1 month ago
"Hahaha... That's not funny, you sick fuck." -The Nostalgia Critic.
zg234 1 month ago 2
So Johnny is laughing at a story about abuse? I wonder what kind off porn he watch.
Metaltherebel92 1 month ago
That's not funny - the poor guy being cheated on :(
jackolas2007 1 month ago 4
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yeah theres this guy on psn called weskerlegacy01 who surports sopa and wants the internet shut down and youtubers sent to jail
ha ha what a story mark
.......
yeah you can say that again
chairmanwesker1 1 month ago
Cool story bro.
MinatoArisatoSan 1 month ago
"Ahahahaha that's not funny you sick fuck :)" -Nostalgia Critic
ThatPokeyGuy 2 months ago
Cool story Mark.
looker999997 2 months ago
-What a story Mark!
-You can say that again
-What a story Mark!
-Never mind
johnnystulic42 2 months ago 6
Aunt Polly placed small trust in such evidence. She went out to see for herself; and she would have been content to find twenty per cent. of Tom's statement true. When she found the entire fence whitewashed, and not only whitewashed but elaborately coated and recoated, and even a streak added to the ground, her astonishment was almost-
"Haha, what a story Mark"
TheYellowochre 2 months ago 25
ahahahaha! what is toe ring mark?
ahahahaha! water's pouring mark!
ahahahaha! what a store, E-mart.
SuperDuperLightHog 2 months ago
water story, Mark!
kombajndosalatek 2 months ago
We gotta make this the new equivalent to "cool story, bro"
thepieeatr 2 months ago 4
"Ha ha ha. What a story Mark!"
"That was a tale of sex, jealousy and domestic abuse you sick demented fuck!"
RickLowerboy84 2 months ago
NEwgrounders.
Mist3rR34P3R 2 months ago
"I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it and she took an arrow in the knee."
MobKnowledge 2 months ago
@MobKnowledge "I used to know a guy, he went on all the adventures like you... But one day he took an arrow in the knee and eventually had to quit and become a guard"
"Haha, what a story, guard!"
"...No lollygagging"
Specterish 2 months ago
I bet Mark was teliing that story about himself.
legomovieman94 2 months ago
ahaha.. what a story mark.
Yeah, you can say that again.
(loops)
ImACreeperSSSSSS 2 months ago
Haha, thats not funny you sick fuck =D
powerlink123 2 months ago
Marks face is like: *WTF???*
Hempelsparadox 2 months ago
hahaha that's not funny you sick fuck
BionicleChicken66 2 months ago
Yeah, that was... a fun story? lol
KingMbeki 2 months ago
The new cool story bro, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE GUYS. I DONT WANT THIS GOING MAINSTREAM.
*Adjusts hipster glasses*
Sylinic 3 months ago
Me and my friends joke about Johnny saying this in any situation. Some examples are hilarious. XD
gtasa2004 3 months ago
1 guy didn't get the story :(
TommyWiseauLOL 3 months ago 42
@TommyWiseauLOL Now 5 people didn't get the story. However, I very much got it and reacted the same as you did.
You're awesome.
gtasa2004 5 days ago
COOL STORY BRO
craigsamuelrobinson 3 months ago
YEAH YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. *beat* GET THE HINT, JOHNNY?
WaddleDee105 3 months ago
guerrero street!
gaberuski 3 months ago
tommy was the one who beat her up i bet
jigglehomes 3 months ago
why dose this have one dislike? LOL
jigglehomes 3 months ago
WATER STORE REMARK
sammyboi11890 3 months ago 4
Johnny, the man of a thousand inappropriate reactions.
DoughboyJonesmk2 3 months ago
one person had a dozen guys and one of them found out about it and she ended up in a hospital in gererro street
iridionsnake 3 months ago
When he said: "You can say that again" he asked him to repeat the scene.
Rukimix 3 months ago
MLP:FIM YTP and the Room combine for epic awesomeness.
SpryPersonalVids 3 months ago
@SpryPersonalVids *Bro-hoof*
fruitblood 3 months ago
@fruitblood
Buck Yeah!
SpryPersonalVids 3 months ago
@fruitblood Double Bro-hoof
Westernden 3 months ago
I could make a joke about the one who dislike this but it would be so easy.
adoprixtoxis26 3 months ago
Thats a great way to earn our story marks!
Doom2615 3 months ago
what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark yeah you can say that again what a story mark
Obswalq 3 months ago 2
@Obswalq don't do that you will rip a hole in the space/time contiuum and we will all be trapped in the room forever. :)
LibraGamesUnlimited 3 months ago
OH MARK!
BoyofmanyNames 3 months ago
Aww, that was such a sweet story...! - Sweetie Belle
polkkarakuri 3 months ago
"No, I can't"
mikkodude 4 months ago
"You can say that again." lmao
essay87 4 months ago
funny how they had to use green screen for a scene on the roof
Mr0life 4 months ago
that is not funny you sicko
hoffnerrocks 4 months ago
what a store remark
Yeebeme 4 months ago
He actually doesnt move his lips while saying "What a story mark".
perenoir 4 months ago
@perenoir Wiseau dubbed over himself for the movie.
2wingo 3 months ago
Ever look at Mark's facial expressions when he's telling the story? He shakes his head at "she knew a dozen guys" and then noticeably smiles when he says "she ended up on a hospital on Guerrero Street". So MARK beat this girl up so bad she ended up on a hosptial on Guerrero Street! FRIDGE LOGIC!!!!
TheInstantClassic1 4 months ago
haha, it is not so much johny's accent that makes the room one of the best worst films ever made... it is the horrible acting.... i love this movie, it is my favorite worst movie of all time :)
EarthboundSNES 4 months ago
And he never did say that again.
SonicTheHedgehogZone 4 months ago 2
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ahahahah Water Store Remark
MrShadist 4 months ago
Wator tory mar
RubberDuckyDan321 4 months ago
BLURAY TO BE RELEASED SOMETIME IN DECEMBER!!! GET PUMPED YOU CHICKENS CHEEP CHEEEP CHEEEEAYAYAYAP
Punks1Not2Dead3You4R 5 months ago 3
@Punks1Not2Dead3You4R That's not how you call a chicken!
Loof42 4 months ago
@Loof42 THIS IS HOW YOU CALL A CHICKEN.
SCOOTALOO! SCOOTALOO!
IyoGata 4 months ago 2
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water store remark
zfrtable 5 months ago
water stor remark
zfrtable 5 months ago 75
I bet he would laugh to a house of orphans being burned down
trockolos 5 months ago
I bet he would laugh to a house of orphans being burned down
trockolos 5 months ago
Wow, Tommy Wiseau is an asshole
Load0Sheep 5 months ago
This really portrays Wiseaus genious. Johnnys laughter reflects how we would all react in a situation like this!
dragonmasterlance123 5 months ago
Domestical Violence, Breast-Cancer, Attempted Murder... in the World of "The Room", these Things arent really a big deal. ^^
kuribayashi84 5 months ago 3
@kuribayashi84
Don't worry about it; Everything will be fine.
Charmolution 4 months ago
Cool Story Mark.
iNvictaStudios 5 months ago
I once knew a child who was beaten and raped to death by his own father, and the other family members killed themselves out of horror, and the father walked free because there were no witnesses. It's the single worst thing I've ever heard.
'Haha, what a story Mark'
lavenderboii 6 months ago 65
Is it just me, or does Mark look a bit like Hutch?
psychoslayer1993 6 months ago
@psychoslayer1993 LOL! Hutch is like an emaciated version of Mark, but I can see the resemblance, yes.
Solarfactor 5 months ago
ahahaha battering women is funny
charliewittke 6 months ago
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If you are reading this comment,
and wondering if you should see this movie.
Yes.
Te4RHyP3 6 months ago
LOL that's horrifying!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, a funny story, Mark!
FindTheBody 6 months ago
"HA HA HA What a story mark!"
"Yeah you can say that again!"
"HA HA HA What a story mark!"
TheNoxicus 6 months ago 5
press4 to here shit the bed
patthewizard345 6 months ago
@patthewizard345 press 9 to hear Vatican
bbungled 6 months ago
@bbungled ahahaha what a story bbungled
patthewizard345 6 months ago
@patthewizard345 yeah you can say that again!
bbungled 6 months ago
"I think he just did, that line was horribly dubbed"
vanad1umbro 6 months ago
Cool story bro.
AGreenOrangeTV 6 months ago
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best movie ever
PlatinumClaw999 7 months ago
@HeavyWeaponsGull Mah private parts
Jukebox36O 7 months ago
what a story Mark. (well he did say I could say it again)
mudkiprules4 7 months ago
water store remark
TakeMeToInfiniity 7 months ago
i ALWAYS say this to my friend named mark. he has NO idea what i'm talking about XD
aman692 7 months ago
in johhnys defense mark agrees with him
Stairmaster9068 7 months ago
@HeavyWeaponsGull :)
gamefreek41795 8 months ago
PONIES
gamefreek41795 8 months ago
such a.....bad........movie (trying to contain frustration)
Masonthe5 8 months ago
I USED TO KNOW A GIRL, SHE HAD A DOZEN GUYS! ONE OF THEM FOUND OUT ABOUT IT BEAT HER UP SO BAD SHE WOUND UP IN A HOSPITAL ON GURREO STREET
HAHAHA WHAT A STORY MARK
YEAH YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
Anddd scene.
MrDunlevy 8 months ago
water story mork
thenoisejammmer 8 months ago
started using this instead of cool story bro.
kcargh 9 months ago
Hahaha, wotter story mork
DrMopZodiac 9 months ago
Why do I get the feeling he would find child abuse just as amusing?
MrJoshuaSalway1990 9 months ago 110
@MrJoshuaSalway1990 because it's a funny story, Mark.
TommyWiseauLOL 9 months ago 182
@TommyWiseauLOL Put HAHAHAHA What a story mark for everything
How's your sex life
I'm sleeping with your girlfriend
HAHAHAHAHA What a story mark
henryTshaw 4 months ago
@MrJoshuaSalway1990 Don't you mean domestic abuse.
Nat4Brendan 4 months ago
@Nat4Brendan Does it really bother you that much?
MrJoshuaSalway1990 4 months ago
@MrJoshuaSalway1990 Yes. :D
Nat4Brendan 4 months ago
@Nat4Brendan Anyway how is your sex life?
MrJoshuaSalway1990 4 months ago
HAHA WATER STORY MARK!!!
link000000 10 months ago
this video made me hungry, i'm going to eat huh
TehAnkh 1 year ago
Did Tommy just say "Cool Story Bro" in his own way?
TheOneFourOne 1 year ago 8
that's not funny you sadistic fuck... "hahaha"
DevelopingHell 1 year ago 9
this bad movie has one of the greatest Quotes Ever..
sikokiller12 1 year ago
WHEN IS THIS OUT ON BLU-RAY!
CrossConsoleGamer 1 year ago 46
@CrossConsoleGamer I have no control over that, you will have to talk to John
TommyWiseauLOL 1 year ago 46
@TommyWiseauLOL *hyperventilates* NOOOOOO! *shakes fists*
zhazha23 1 year ago
@TommyWiseauLOL NO WE HAVE TO PROTECT OUR IMAGE, EVEN FROM OURSELEVES
henryTshaw 4 months ago
it's not a what a funny story, mark.
its "Hahaha, What a story mark"
legorocks3 1 year ago 47
@legorocks3 hahaha, what a funny story, legorocks.
TommyWiseauLOL 1 year ago 153
@TommyWiseauLOL Owned lol.
RaynesX 11 months ago
@legorocks3 it's a nostalgia critic reference.
also kirk NEVER said "beam me up, scotty" but it's yet the phrase that's still known.
the "hahaha" implies the "funny". so it's not wrong. just altered a little. and "beam me up, scotty" never bothered anyone either. ;)
kaltblut 6 months ago
WHAT A SHTORY MARK
Invaraeden 1 year ago
YOUR HURTING TOMMY WISEAUS GOOD IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnfromtheroommovie 1 year ago 35
@Johnfromtheroommovie Anyways, how's your sex life?
Darktroller2 10 months ago
Oh hai Johnfromtheroommovie :D
kitkatcutie520 9 months ago
UH heh hah heh
TheMirrored 1 year ago