I was in santa monica skating to some spot at the beach and there was this restaurant with a freshly painted ledge on the sidewalk and my friend in front of me nose slid it and this pInter dude was like EY! wHAT THE FUCK! And we just stopped and looked back and started laughing and then he straight up started sprinting after us we just ran on our boards and diiiipped
i was in africa in this country called malawi with some of my homies. we decided to join this organization. we are in this tiny ass village. and one night we hear this techno music blaring. we didnt even think anybody had electricity. we follow the music and find this actually nice house with these eastern european freaks feeding eachother grapes and shit. wierd ravish lights all of it. we go in and check it out end up smoking hash with them. its hard to explain but it was the wierdest shit
so i was just hanging out with a couple friends outside my apartment. i dont know about mos of the people who live around there. anyways we here thumping noises and boom some guy just hits the floor (feet first) and asked what month it was? blown out our minds with nothing to say we just tell him. so he starts running to the nearest ally. eventually we found out he was in a little overly dramatic argument with his wife ended in her getting a knife trying to get holes up in him. (women)
NEW YORK CITY, left my backpack on the subway with all my money,camera, my phone and my LIRR ticket home, and wallet... PLUS my friends stuff... They all got soo pissed cause we couldn't get home... This happend at like 9pm.... by 12 midnight we got the backpack back... it involved us going to some creapy ass neighborhood to this appartment building where some creapy ass lady gave us the backpack.... THUMBS UP if you wanna hear the full story in detail.. I skipped from begining to end.
Ayo Don, what you planning to do for the summer homie, the city is the heart of skating especially during the summer! Honestly fuck this snow, my board is H2O Logged, shit is snappin & cracking more then NYC pavement!
I WAS SKATEBOARDING AT A CHURCH WITH LOTS OF CONCRETE NEAR A BIG STREET AND A COP PASSES BY ME. HE WAS DRIVING BY ME SLOWLY AND HE DRIVES ON AND UP AHEAD AT THE CHURCH I WAS SKATING I SEE THE COPS TURN HIS LIGHTS ON AND ONE MEXICAN AND A WHITE GUY RUN OUT THE CAR AND THE COP CHASES THEM AND THEY PASS RIGHT ME AND THE COP WAS LIKE HEY WHERE THEY GO I WAS LIKE. I DONT KNOW THEY WERE RUNNING REAL FAST THE COP GETS MAD AND SAYS BUT THEY PASS RIGHT BY YOU AND I JUST LAUGHED
first time i went to new york was strange. This old guy followed us all the way from newyork trying to offer us sex in the train bathroom. We called the jakes up and they detained his ass.All we here is him yelling i will find you. Weird ass shit went down that day.
One time i was in the LES projects when i was riding by with a few BMXers and a bunch of little kids on roller blades come out and threatened us if we keep riding the ledges. So we didnt care and we moved on not to make a fuss and we moved to this other ledge and the kids come back again and this one like like 9 year old kid pulls out a lil tomato knife and asks us if we have a problem next thing i know im riding after my friend who is being chased out of the LES projects by little kids skating
one day i was at the skatepark and some homelss dude was singing and some black chick told him to shut up, he countined to sing so she said "shut the F**k up" the homeless puased then countined to sing the black chick took this dudes board and beat the shit out of the homeless dude with the board. he had like a scraped face she hit him grip tape side instead of truck. then the police showed up and asked if anyone had seen it. but of course we were like "NAH we ain't seen shit" joannies skatepark
Not really worthy of making into an episode, but once i saw some dude with a cat wearing a leash sitting on top of the guys head over on west 14th street. Some hipster tried to take a picture of him and the cat walkin guy stops him and starts threatening him, "daring" him to take a photo. That was about it though, they didnt start fighting. I was waitin on the guy with the cat on his head to start swingin but all they did was talk.
yo buttery D. i know this dont count but once i was in holland where i was born and i was at the local skate park , chillin as normal. when i caught a guy with a axe can sprayin at a tennis ball saying how he was gonna de a rally bounching it on fire agsinst the wall ride . he set it on fire and bounched it off the wall ride , it all gets good when he aint got good hand eye coordination. caught a flaming tennis ball to the face. saw his 2 days later with a black eye so sik.
damn i seen a guy fall into tracks , a spanish teen and old man get into a beast argument AND theres a bum almost always on the 1 train that gets randomly angry and throws shit but ur story takes the cake dawg.
haha yo ive never been to new york but i live out in chicago a.k.a gangbang city.. but i was skating at this one spot called the tech leages in the south side and while i was in the middle of filming this line man.. some stupid gangbangers started shooting at each other.. so i ran towards the alley and idk how or when butt when i looked at my board it had 3 bullet holes in it.. i was like wahh the fuck.. shit im lucky i wasnt hit..
i was skatin down one street near flushing after i skated the maloof park. and this crazy ass muthafucka just straight up started chasing us when we were skating. so obviously im like what the fucks up with this dude so we booked it. we end up in some park and when we were going near the fountain we turn and this dude trip and falls straight into the shit. so we sat there and laughed at his stupid ass
I never been to New York but once i was in La and some big black guy tells me "I got 5 sacks and 10 sacks" and i was all like Drugs are Bad Mmmmmkkaayy ! and he told me fuck you and i said Fuck off as hole and he started walking towards me but i was across the street. When hese half way across the street a cop comes around the corner pulls him off the street and arrest him :]
a few years back i went to NYC and saw a bum lay a hot one right on the sidewalk, then a dog came up like a minute later and laid a hot one right on the same part of the sidewalk, and then 5 minutues later i saw some dude step in what im pretty sure was both of the piles of shit... this was all while i was eating inside a subway
some sophmore mexican chick at my school got arrested for cusing at the people who run the food stuff and for tryin to attack the school cop because there wasnt enough chips in her bag of chips
all these mothafuckas telling u some crazy made up shit but ima tell the truth, this didnt happen in ny and i didnt see it but my friends did and told me the story. so these bums walk into the corner store one of them drops something and while the cashier went to check on that shit the other grabbed a case of beer and ran like a mothafucka, but the nigga got arrested cuz hes couldnt keep his goddam pants up and run at the same time.... i wish i was there to see that
not in the N.Y.C but in the B.A.Y more exactlly Oakland, California. see i was down town comming from schoo when we desided to hit up rite aid for some five finger discounts, so ya know we finished rackin wat we wanted so we went to the check out stand to by sumtin so the next time we goin they wont expect any thing. Next thing you know the Tall, Black, Homles verstion of the humpback of notradom walks in gose be hind the register Bangs on the key boars and just walk out draging his hands.
ight soo one day i was chillen wit my homie samson and there was this old ass asian motha fuck sittin on the corner mindin his own buisness. next thang you know godzilla blowin flames and shyt, so this asian goes into his house grabs the motha fuckin rope dart and a boom box. soo at first this motha fucka was gettin hiss ass kicked but lucky enough he had the wu tang collection right in his back but, he mummbled for ma homie o.d.b pops that shyt in and everybody knows creatures like a yetti..
so i handed her the 20 spot and she sad thank you god bless in the deepest voice ever then trys to run a hand trough her hair and her wig falls off im like "WHAT THE FUCK, GROSS YOUR A DUDE GIMMIE MY 20 DOLLARS YOU SICK ASS" and snatch my 20 from his hand and we rolled out my mos was dieing in the car and when we got home
i have a stroy about a kubuki bum but it was in alaska but i gottta tell it yo....so i was about 10 right and i see this lady on the side walk when we go in the store and i was like "moms can we help that woman out when we leave"..moms was like "yea ok well give her 20 dollas"....so on our way out we pull the car up next to her and i jump from the back seat to the front to give her the money but when i rolled up to the window im like damn this lady really needs this money she mad ugly son
One more: when I was like 10 or so I went to one of the yankees world series parades. Two fine women were out on their balcony across the street of where I was standing and decided to strip, causing mad heads to go fucking mental.
I saw that cabbie get stabbed for being Muslim! I was in a car on madison ave in midtown and the stabber tumble out of the cab, then pulled up next to the cab and saw the driver bleeding from his neck. Fucking nuts.
Also saw a homeless guy on the subway with two crabs named Bob Marley and John Lennon, showing them to some teenagers.
saw some homeless bum inside this chinese food joint dressed with a fuckin wizard hat and a belt fastened onto his sweat pants. Dude just sat near me and my bros, buzzin and hummin like, "rumbuzbumbuz...ra..ra...rumbuzbuzbuzrug..ra..ra." He smelt like straight piss and after he did his little creepy ass wizard spells and shit, he walks up to the counter and says "Excuse me do sell cheeseburgers?" in the most normal-perfect-non-bummish voice. Weirdest Craziest shit I seen in the city.
Saw some bum fight in queens and nigga hit him witha broom shit broke, then some random nigga in a hair salon comes out and puts the work on one bum and they double team this bum til the boys came
some dude got shot a block away from my brothers house in the queens a couple years ago when i visited, i saw it on the news in the morning, but not much else in NYC. miss it. living in SD right now, life is pretty good.
This one time i was in new york city and i saw this piece of shit that a dog must of taken and the owner didnt clean up,came back two days later and there was another piece of shit ontop of it making it look like a cross or a "t". Them shits were like two different colors and it was gross but that was the "craziest shit" ive ever seen
ight tell me how my friend was about to get hit by a rock and dude droped the rock then my friend broke dudes nose wit one punch dude started bleeding every where out his nose and mouth
today in gym class we were playing volleyball and some kid hit the ball into the air high as fuck and the ball came down and hit some girl in the head ( the girl has problems and pulls her hair out n shit, i know its fucking funny, she does it in class) anyways the ball hit her head and bounced back up into the basketball hoop. shit was funny
I got a cousin in my boy albino and be pullin straight caspers on niggas. I had to watch went to pee and the little Mugga was gone turns out he went straight streaker. Popped outta a trashcan and scarred some old lady pretending to be a ghost. He later stole a hotdog and some other gremlin shit but in the end I caught before some dog did. Crazy shit haha
Fuck man, the only thing that happened when I was in NYC is some hot ass foreign chick passed out on the subway. It was pretty sick though, cause she wasn't wearing underwear and he legs were open wide as shit.
Well this was on the 69 bus to schooll in Brooklyn but this kid I from my school was talk in to his friend in the back seat, and they were kinda laughing loud, then outta no where this random 40 sum thin Asian man comes up and yells in his face, " QUIIIIIIIEEEEETTTT!!!!!" then he sits back in his seat. The kids alrite and laughing but the people on the bus were yelling at the dude for screaming at the kid then the Asian guy got off saying he's tired of this shit and how he just got released fro
I don't know what I would want to see in New York City. I don't live there, but I have family over there so I've been there like 6 times. I guess I would want to see some crazy taxi drivin' on the sidewalk all crazy n shit and then like run over a huker or something stupid. like GTA style, you know?
i was sittin there eatin taco bell, with my friends alright... a nice man comes up and gives us an extra burrito... so we have like 7 burittos.. anyways were sittin there eatin some and this janky ass mother fucker walks up and takes two of our damn burritos!!... homie dont play that shit, told my friend to watch my shit and my other friend to come with.. so we hopped on our boards and chased this dude down... by the time we got him, he pissed himself and manage to get rid of our burritos. shit
yo i live there and me and my friends were gonna go skate one day riding on the F train. then some homeless guy sits next to use wearing a shirt, shoes and a g string. nothing else. and it was freezing outside. idk how the fuck does that guy do it.
yo donn i was in nyc yesterday,i went to go eat at bubba gumms ,its a bout the movie forest gump and you know his favriote drink was dp and they dont got that so i mad bummed
in new york one time there was this homless dude who pushed 3 police barriers in to the middle of the street and started eating ham while in side of the triangle of police barriers no joke
I remember it was around 4am and we were sitting in Penn Station cuz it was really cold outside. and theres this crackhead bum standing 3-6 feet away from us. he was ghetto as fuck man. i mean realllllly ghetto. and he starts digging into the garbage can and saying "Im gonna do it... IM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL." as soon as we heard that we got up. and walked away slowly. we turned around and he started following us. but as soon as we turned around he stopped walking. Fun Night All in All.
this all happened on the L line? wtf have i been doing for 19 years if I havent seen it.Craziest shit I ever saw here was a depressed viking sitting at the Dekalb station at 2 am. axe and everything
I'm from NYC and was getting a ticket to get the train to see my parents, I got jumped by this crackhead who asked me for my money, but I told him I only had just spent it on a train ticket, than the Crackhead tried to give me a job as Crack apprentice sayin I could make a lot of money jumpin people next to the train station. Just another day in NYC.
Im eating pizza and next thing i sees, some old ass naked fat bitch arguing with 4 cops gets her ass tasered. Worst pizza ever man, no it dont stop there, she gets up and charges at the damn cop, im suprised her tits didnt take the officer out, motherfucker had to taser her again, fucking crackhead dawg.
fuck man where to start, i think the craziest unexplained thing i saw in new york was a random fight break out on broadway between some thugs and a street vender, also somewhere uptown i saw a full on neo nazi come out of nowhere and start doing his lil nazi dance yelling "white power" n shit in front of like at least 100 or more black people shit was nuts.
once when i was in a subway station and i saw so people arguing in the tunnel they was obviously hobos, so i go down to see whats going on an one of the guys throws a needle at me so i grab my skateboard and throw it at the guy then the other bum picked up a rat that he had saw and threw it at the first bum. TRUE STORY
i was with some homies lookin for grace hubba and some homeless dude snuck up behind my boy and started to rap about how he was gonna kill him hahahah then he told us where all the skate spots were such as grace, and then he gave us ice cream
i saw a like group of these "saints" they were in some creepy robes and shit, they were like yelling and crap because people were makin fun of them and a fight was bought to go down.
another one was some random big ass dude, he was ripped as shit, he just randomly jumped up to on of the cross walk signs and started doing pull ups and ab crunches & shit everyone was like what the fuckkk? haha
i was chillin in central park and this dude, starts like walkin around the bench im at. so im like what the hell? so i get up and move to another bench. this dude still goin circles around the other bench starts dancin. like some kevin bacon shit. then rips of his hoodie and his pants, this dude was wearin a damn super hero outfit, underware outside and cape and all that shit. then he gets a top a statue right by the bench and tries to fly. he ended just breakin his neck.
I have a homeless homie 5$ and watched him walk into a liquor store in NYC, check my videos out of me and my friends basically being drunk especially the one of my friend passed out when I turn his face to a puppet lol
I was in santa monica skating to some spot at the beach and there was this restaurant with a freshly painted ledge on the sidewalk and my friend in front of me nose slid it and this pInter dude was like EY! wHAT THE FUCK! And we just stopped and looked back and started laughing and then he straight up started sprinting after us we just ran on our boards and diiiipped
lookatdat32 1 year ago
i was in queens and some guy picked up a pay phone ripped it off the cord and starts yellling susan can you hear me bitch!?!!?
lucassharringtonn 1 year ago 6
i was in africa in this country called malawi with some of my homies. we decided to join this organization. we are in this tiny ass village. and one night we hear this techno music blaring. we didnt even think anybody had electricity. we follow the music and find this actually nice house with these eastern european freaks feeding eachother grapes and shit. wierd ravish lights all of it. we go in and check it out end up smoking hash with them. its hard to explain but it was the wierdest shit
chrishaslamisgod 1 year ago 11
so i was just hanging out with a couple friends outside my apartment. i dont know about mos of the people who live around there. anyways we here thumping noises and boom some guy just hits the floor (feet first) and asked what month it was? blown out our minds with nothing to say we just tell him. so he starts running to the nearest ally. eventually we found out he was in a little overly dramatic argument with his wife ended in her getting a knife trying to get holes up in him. (women)
erickfoamy 1 year ago
@gewme your comment was hilarious i couldnt stop laughing after picturing that shit in my head lol
theworstdudes 1 year ago
NEW YORK CITY, left my backpack on the subway with all my money,camera, my phone and my LIRR ticket home, and wallet... PLUS my friends stuff... They all got soo pissed cause we couldn't get home... This happend at like 9pm.... by 12 midnight we got the backpack back... it involved us going to some creapy ass neighborhood to this appartment building where some creapy ass lady gave us the backpack.... THUMBS UP if you wanna hear the full story in detail.. I skipped from begining to end.
ERRTHANG111 1 year ago 65
Ayo Don, what you planning to do for the summer homie, the city is the heart of skating especially during the summer! Honestly fuck this snow, my board is H2O Logged, shit is snappin & cracking more then NYC pavement!
StrictlySteezyNYC 1 year ago
I WAS SKATEBOARDING AT A CHURCH WITH LOTS OF CONCRETE NEAR A BIG STREET AND A COP PASSES BY ME. HE WAS DRIVING BY ME SLOWLY AND HE DRIVES ON AND UP AHEAD AT THE CHURCH I WAS SKATING I SEE THE COPS TURN HIS LIGHTS ON AND ONE MEXICAN AND A WHITE GUY RUN OUT THE CAR AND THE COP CHASES THEM AND THEY PASS RIGHT ME AND THE COP WAS LIKE HEY WHERE THEY GO I WAS LIKE. I DONT KNOW THEY WERE RUNNING REAL FAST THE COP GETS MAD AND SAYS BUT THEY PASS RIGHT BY YOU AND I JUST LAUGHED
unkmo167 1 year ago
good shitt
DatniggaAss 1 year ago
first time i went to new york was strange. This old guy followed us all the way from newyork trying to offer us sex in the train bathroom. We called the jakes up and they detained his ass.All we here is him yelling i will find you. Weird ass shit went down that day.
CMSK8ER12 1 year ago
One time i was in the LES projects when i was riding by with a few BMXers and a bunch of little kids on roller blades come out and threatened us if we keep riding the ledges. So we didnt care and we moved on not to make a fuss and we moved to this other ledge and the kids come back again and this one like like 9 year old kid pulls out a lil tomato knife and asks us if we have a problem next thing i know im riding after my friend who is being chased out of the LES projects by little kids skating
MasterMindManny 1 year ago
one day i was at the skatepark and some homelss dude was singing and some black chick told him to shut up, he countined to sing so she said "shut the F**k up" the homeless puased then countined to sing the black chick took this dudes board and beat the shit out of the homeless dude with the board. he had like a scraped face she hit him grip tape side instead of truck. then the police showed up and asked if anyone had seen it. but of course we were like "NAH we ain't seen shit" joannies skatepark
greenbayskater 1 year ago
Not really worthy of making into an episode, but once i saw some dude with a cat wearing a leash sitting on top of the guys head over on west 14th street. Some hipster tried to take a picture of him and the cat walkin guy stops him and starts threatening him, "daring" him to take a photo. That was about it though, they didnt start fighting. I was waitin on the guy with the cat on his head to start swingin but all they did was talk.
ADBbrklyn 1 year ago
yo buttery D. i know this dont count but once i was in holland where i was born and i was at the local skate park , chillin as normal. when i caught a guy with a axe can sprayin at a tennis ball saying how he was gonna de a rally bounching it on fire agsinst the wall ride . he set it on fire and bounched it off the wall ride , it all gets good when he aint got good hand eye coordination. caught a flaming tennis ball to the face. saw his 2 days later with a black eye so sik.
skeatekid46 1 year ago
damn i seen a guy fall into tracks , a spanish teen and old man get into a beast argument AND theres a bum almost always on the 1 train that gets randomly angry and throws shit but ur story takes the cake dawg.
DaMieN96ZeRo32 1 year ago
Gay black dude wearin all pink and pink heels. Creepiest shit ever bro.
DOINITBIG4EVER 1 year ago
crazy crack heads at the Lenox Ledges in harlem... nuff said
JoshuaJVazquez 1 year ago
haha yo ive never been to new york but i live out in chicago a.k.a gangbang city.. but i was skating at this one spot called the tech leages in the south side and while i was in the middle of filming this line man.. some stupid gangbangers started shooting at each other.. so i ran towards the alley and idk how or when butt when i looked at my board it had 3 bullet holes in it.. i was like wahh the fuck.. shit im lucky i wasnt hit..
jk235513 1 year ago
New Post at MurkAvenue(dot)com about Murk Avenue T-Shirts, Check it homies!
MurkAvenue 1 year ago 4
Yo d how i finna pass my tox?
TheWhackness69 1 year ago
Fire arm to face is pretty epic
But i d rather have a flaming shoryuken instead
brandonholtuin 1 year ago
i was skatin down one street near flushing after i skated the maloof park. and this crazy ass muthafucka just straight up started chasing us when we were skating. so obviously im like what the fucks up with this dude so we booked it. we end up in some park and when we were going near the fountain we turn and this dude trip and falls straight into the shit. so we sat there and laughed at his stupid ass
sk8sk8sk8sk8910 1 year ago
Your life is amazing Donovan!
BeerSoldier 1 year ago
he caught a fire punch in the mouth!
iyurcisin 1 year ago
I never been to New York but once i was in La and some big black guy tells me "I got 5 sacks and 10 sacks" and i was all like Drugs are Bad Mmmmmkkaayy ! and he told me fuck you and i said Fuck off as hole and he started walking towards me but i was across the street. When hese half way across the street a cop comes around the corner pulls him off the street and arrest him :]
adrianosoloco 1 year ago
a few years back i went to NYC and saw a bum lay a hot one right on the sidewalk, then a dog came up like a minute later and laid a hot one right on the same part of the sidewalk, and then 5 minutues later i saw some dude step in what im pretty sure was both of the piles of shit... this was all while i was eating inside a subway
dannygiblin1 1 year ago
some sophmore mexican chick at my school got arrested for cusing at the people who run the food stuff and for tryin to attack the school cop because there wasnt enough chips in her bag of chips
mikeysk8s 1 year ago
rue facts from a true gangsta love ya vids don keep up the awsome work
filmercam 1 year ago
Subscribe to my shit Donovan
osamabinskatin 1 year ago
all these mothafuckas telling u some crazy made up shit but ima tell the truth, this didnt happen in ny and i didnt see it but my friends did and told me the story. so these bums walk into the corner store one of them drops something and while the cashier went to check on that shit the other grabbed a case of beer and ran like a mothafucka, but the nigga got arrested cuz hes couldnt keep his goddam pants up and run at the same time.... i wish i was there to see that
sloppysteeze 1 year ago
not in the N.Y.C but in the B.A.Y more exactlly Oakland, California. see i was down town comming from schoo when we desided to hit up rite aid for some five finger discounts, so ya know we finished rackin wat we wanted so we went to the check out stand to by sumtin so the next time we goin they wont expect any thing. Next thing you know the Tall, Black, Homles verstion of the humpback of notradom walks in gose be hind the register Bangs on the key boars and just walk out draging his hands.
novafww 1 year ago
ight soo one day i was chillen wit my homie samson and there was this old ass asian motha fuck sittin on the corner mindin his own buisness. next thang you know godzilla blowin flames and shyt, so this asian goes into his house grabs the motha fuckin rope dart and a boom box. soo at first this motha fucka was gettin hiss ass kicked but lucky enough he had the wu tang collection right in his back but, he mummbled for ma homie o.d.b pops that shyt in and everybody knows creatures like a yetti..
downtownchase97 1 year ago
what do you think of today's toons like regular show and adventure time.
lovehandles74 1 year ago
so i handed her the 20 spot and she sad thank you god bless in the deepest voice ever then trys to run a hand trough her hair and her wig falls off im like "WHAT THE FUCK, GROSS YOUR A DUDE GIMMIE MY 20 DOLLARS YOU SICK ASS" and snatch my 20 from his hand and we rolled out my mos was dieing in the car and when we got home
Spac3Ag3Cr3w 1 year ago
i have a stroy about a kubuki bum but it was in alaska but i gottta tell it yo....so i was about 10 right and i see this lady on the side walk when we go in the store and i was like "moms can we help that woman out when we leave"..moms was like "yea ok well give her 20 dollas"....so on our way out we pull the car up next to her and i jump from the back seat to the front to give her the money but when i rolled up to the window im like damn this lady really needs this money she mad ugly son
Spac3Ag3Cr3w 1 year ago
One more: when I was like 10 or so I went to one of the yankees world series parades. Two fine women were out on their balcony across the street of where I was standing and decided to strip, causing mad heads to go fucking mental.
nollievarialheels 1 year ago
I saw that cabbie get stabbed for being Muslim! I was in a car on madison ave in midtown and the stabber tumble out of the cab, then pulled up next to the cab and saw the driver bleeding from his neck. Fucking nuts.
Also saw a homeless guy on the subway with two crabs named Bob Marley and John Lennon, showing them to some teenagers.
nollievarialheels 1 year ago
and i also need a way to fix my shoes cuz they r fucked up and i dont have cash to buy new ones
sorry for spamming... peace
SeverFromWithin 1 year ago
I need more space in my bookbag so I can put in my skateboarding shoes inside it,
and I also need good skate wax
something that is not candle wax or sex wax or whatever u call that u shit that ppl buy
plz help? :D
SeverFromWithin 1 year ago
shit thast by my school!
supernoahman 1 year ago
a crazy ass whatever that dude was consuming was flashing old ladies everywhere he went screaming "all hail abraham lincoln"
SeverFromWithin 1 year ago
1: I saw a ashy but oiled up charlie murphy/ terry cruz crack head harlem shaking up and down union square. eating pigeons n shit.
2: a 50 deep rave party dominating everybody in the brooklyn subway.(looked like martal law)
Every girl looked like a psychedelic mo'nique.
And every dude looked like sisco.
iskateveryday 1 year ago
saw some homeless bum inside this chinese food joint dressed with a fuckin wizard hat and a belt fastened onto his sweat pants. Dude just sat near me and my bros, buzzin and hummin like, "rumbuzbumbuz...ra..ra...rumbuzbuzbuzrug..ra..ra." He smelt like straight piss and after he did his little creepy ass wizard spells and shit, he walks up to the counter and says "Excuse me do sell cheeseburgers?" in the most normal-perfect-non-bummish voice. Weirdest Craziest shit I seen in the city.
emericakr3w344 1 year ago
This lady dropped trou and took a leak right in front of me on the subway platform.
ttching80 1 year ago
Wtf 3/4 what people are saying sounds made up. Plus can't really read peoples stories cuz Kids don't proof read there shit.
tooncowq 1 year ago
Saw some bum fight in queens and nigga hit him witha broom shit broke, then some random nigga in a hair salon comes out and puts the work on one bum and they double team this bum til the boys came
albertoolivier1 1 year ago
i saw a dude take a shit, and rub it on a building.
akathecrash 1 year ago
Saw this guy scaring people on the sidewalk in times square and saw him on MTV an hour later
fullofluff 1 year ago
some dude got shot a block away from my brothers house in the queens a couple years ago when i visited, i saw it on the news in the morning, but not much else in NYC. miss it. living in SD right now, life is pretty good.
Nick760dgaf 1 year ago
damn now i have to put that on my list of things i wanna see street fighter ken and ryu fire upper cut lmfao!!
TheClaszclown 1 year ago
This one time i was in new york city and i saw this piece of shit that a dog must of taken and the owner didnt clean up,came back two days later and there was another piece of shit ontop of it making it look like a cross or a "t". Them shits were like two different colors and it was gross but that was the "craziest shit" ive ever seen
8Alexi 1 year ago
ight tell me how my friend was about to get hit by a rock and dude droped the rock then my friend broke dudes nose wit one punch dude started bleeding every where out his nose and mouth
nikesb212 1 year ago
today in gym class we were playing volleyball and some kid hit the ball into the air high as fuck and the ball came down and hit some girl in the head ( the girl has problems and pulls her hair out n shit, i know its fucking funny, she does it in class) anyways the ball hit her head and bounced back up into the basketball hoop. shit was funny
jizzmaster675 1 year ago
a crack head touched my frend nd i hit the nigga wit a piece of dog shit that waas on the side of the road
GewMe 1 year ago
I got a cousin in my boy albino and be pullin straight caspers on niggas. I had to watch went to pee and the little Mugga was gone turns out he went straight streaker. Popped outta a trashcan and scarred some old lady pretending to be a ghost. He later stole a hotdog and some other gremlin shit but in the end I caught before some dog did. Crazy shit haha
supacreem3 1 year ago
Went to NYC on a cubscout trip back in the day, saw a hobo take a shit it a sears bag. That count?
CakeMuscles 1 year ago
some aftrican chick yelled at me for being in a deli in harlem. She was all "first segregation, now this".
AaronCanb 1 year ago
the craziest shit ive see in new york is pops skating new york<3
kasfire12 1 year ago
Fuck man, the only thing that happened when I was in NYC is some hot ass foreign chick passed out on the subway. It was pretty sick though, cause she wasn't wearing underwear and he legs were open wide as shit.
HackTheTouch 1 year ago
i was there for 4 days and i saw the same hobo brush my arm once everyday they seriously follow you around if you giv em like aa nickel or somethin
skatemental521 1 year ago
Well this was on the 69 bus to schooll in Brooklyn but this kid I from my school was talk in to his friend in the back seat, and they were kinda laughing loud, then outta no where this random 40 sum thin Asian man comes up and yells in his face, " QUIIIIIIIEEEEETTTT!!!!!" then he sits back in his seat. The kids alrite and laughing but the people on the bus were yelling at the dude for screaming at the kid then the Asian guy got off saying he's tired of this shit and how he just got released fro
jokamund 1 year ago
falco punch that nigga
ANDREWkilledTV 1 year ago
Funny as shit. XD
I don't know what I would want to see in New York City. I don't live there, but I have family over there so I've been there like 6 times. I guess I would want to see some crazy taxi drivin' on the sidewalk all crazy n shit and then like run over a huker or something stupid. like GTA style, you know?
TheHalo3Gaurdians 1 year ago
your the coolest person ever no joke
tastyfollower 1 year ago
i was sittin there eatin taco bell, with my friends alright... a nice man comes up and gives us an extra burrito... so we have like 7 burittos.. anyways were sittin there eatin some and this janky ass mother fucker walks up and takes two of our damn burritos!!... homie dont play that shit, told my friend to watch my shit and my other friend to come with.. so we hopped on our boards and chased this dude down... by the time we got him, he pissed himself and manage to get rid of our burritos. shit
sumasalts2xxx 1 year ago
yo i live there and me and my friends were gonna go skate one day riding on the F train. then some homeless guy sits next to use wearing a shirt, shoes and a g string. nothing else. and it was freezing outside. idk how the fuck does that guy do it.
md670 1 year ago
yo donn i was in nyc yesterday,i went to go eat at bubba gumms ,its a bout the movie forest gump and you know his favriote drink was dp and they dont got that so i mad bummed
skateboarddman 1 year ago
Hell Yeah Donovan!!! Glad to have you back
You should talk about how to make a good video part in your next vid cause truthfully im shit at editing and filming.
Subscribe me back!
MartyFroze 1 year ago
Man, im so bummed. i was deff gunna get the murk ave app, but last week my iphone broke!
Xletsgosk8X 1 year ago
hey man do u think u can start giving the trick tips? ive been waiting to see those
sucker2340 1 year ago
Fire punch to the mouf!!!
I've only seen crazy shit in LA but I've also been homeless before too, so it's not really "crazy" to me. Hope you're well, I'm late for work.
SCHIZOPHRENlC 1 year ago
in new york one time there was this homless dude who pushed 3 police barriers in to the middle of the street and started eating ham while in side of the triangle of police barriers no joke
mistahjc 1 year ago
Much Love for the Avenue! Keep it up Donovan. Triflin' Toons is sick
sicbrick 1 year ago
my highlight of my year is you show dude fucking sick bakersoid styley
damianjenkin 1 year ago
I remember it was around 4am and we were sitting in Penn Station cuz it was really cold outside. and theres this crackhead bum standing 3-6 feet away from us. he was ghetto as fuck man. i mean realllllly ghetto. and he starts digging into the garbage can and saying "Im gonna do it... IM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL." as soon as we heard that we got up. and walked away slowly. we turned around and he started following us. but as soon as we turned around he stopped walking. Fun Night All in All.
Emerica142 1 year ago
this all happened on the L line? wtf have i been doing for 19 years if I havent seen it.Craziest shit I ever saw here was a depressed viking sitting at the Dekalb station at 2 am. axe and everything
CaptainCharisma8 1 year ago
2 people deserve a fire punch
kreitzka 1 year ago
I'm from NYC and was getting a ticket to get the train to see my parents, I got jumped by this crackhead who asked me for my money, but I told him I only had just spent it on a train ticket, than the Crackhead tried to give me a job as Crack apprentice sayin I could make a lot of money jumpin people next to the train station. Just another day in NYC.
SkaterMDJ 1 year ago
Im eating pizza and next thing i sees, some old ass naked fat bitch arguing with 4 cops gets her ass tasered. Worst pizza ever man, no it dont stop there, she gets up and charges at the damn cop, im suprised her tits didnt take the officer out, motherfucker had to taser her again, fucking crackhead dawg.
fenderbenderace 1 year ago
fuck man where to start, i think the craziest unexplained thing i saw in new york was a random fight break out on broadway between some thugs and a street vender, also somewhere uptown i saw a full on neo nazi come out of nowhere and start doing his lil nazi dance yelling "white power" n shit in front of like at least 100 or more black people shit was nuts.
TheSleazye666 1 year ago
i wanna see someone get pushed down a flight of steps.
fanphoenix 1 year ago
I got a boner.
xxcjfshoxx 1 year ago
once when i was in a subway station and i saw so people arguing in the tunnel they was obviously hobos, so i go down to see whats going on an one of the guys throws a needle at me so i grab my skateboard and throw it at the guy then the other bum picked up a rat that he had saw and threw it at the first bum. TRUE STORY
vkatz123 1 year ago
damn we have toons back and stuff i cant wait to see what new hustles and street survival you have coming for us
BeastSkateboerds 1 year ago
K.O!
CABLETHRASH 1 year ago
the 2 ppl who disliked are gonna get a fire punch to the mouth
xB1GSP1Nx 1 year ago
i was with some homies lookin for grace hubba and some homeless dude snuck up behind my boy and started to rap about how he was gonna kill him hahahah then he told us where all the skate spots were such as grace, and then he gave us ice cream
metallicaallday 1 year ago
i saw a like group of these "saints" they were in some creepy robes and shit, they were like yelling and crap because people were makin fun of them and a fight was bought to go down.
another one was some random big ass dude, he was ripped as shit, he just randomly jumped up to on of the cross walk signs and started doing pull ups and ab crunches & shit everyone was like what the fuckkk? haha
pce
DcyBmore2 1 year ago
i was chillin in central park and this dude, starts like walkin around the bench im at. so im like what the hell? so i get up and move to another bench. this dude still goin circles around the other bench starts dancin. like some kevin bacon shit. then rips of his hoodie and his pants, this dude was wearin a damn super hero outfit, underware outside and cape and all that shit. then he gets a top a statue right by the bench and tries to fly. he ended just breakin his neck.
MrYourname93 1 year ago
Any news on the Murk Avenue app?
Amazing videos by the way!
sk8orrdie 1 year ago 4
@sk8orrdie yep, workin on one last thing to add and also the android version
MurkAvenue 1 year ago 6
@MurkAvenue YESS! ANDROID.
aarongoure12 1 year ago
thats nothing man i seen some people fucking doggy style behind a nasty ass porta potty
lakaiguy17 1 year ago 4
@lakaiguy17
well one of my friends seen a homeless lady scream at a busdriver and show her privates but i didnt wanna recall that nasty ass imagery ...ew lol
boredandwise 1 year ago
@lakaiguy17 that's soooo grimy but sooo funnnnnyyyy
mrmcsteezy 1 year ago
FALCON PUNCH >>>>>
sk8the818 1 year ago
Thumbs for for waning to see a fire punch!!
TheFULLYFLAREDKID 1 year ago
fuck yes!
gaelensanderson 1 year ago
damnnnn
skatescpp 1 year ago
I have a homeless homie 5$ and watched him walk into a liquor store in NYC, check my videos out of me and my friends basically being drunk especially the one of my friend passed out when I turn his face to a puppet lol
nikesb219 1 year ago
Everybody Thumbs up this vid so we can make it viral.
daskatechanneltv4 1 year ago 136
LOL, holy shit I need to go to NYC.
Squarmasaur 1 year ago
i wanna see a spear throw to the chest like scorpian on mortal combat. or my name in a trifflin toons, either or.
GraffSupplyReviews 1 year ago
=)
shawnchon117 1 year ago
ahhh yeahh good shit.
ichewtoast111 1 year ago
right place right time
AccidentProne632 1 year ago 33
love it
seel5 1 year ago