Baby Contradictions

[Lolmajorman1]

0:19 nice suit

[timfortune9]

I like how Pinkie's objection is Mia's and "Molestia's" is Franciska's.

[biodude5231]

Where'd he get the "Zuul, motherfuck- hey!" from?

[Karin1282]

@biodude5231 I cant remember which review, but there's this guy called "The nostalgic critic" and he reviews bad old movies. Its from one of his reviews. I think it was from his review of "A Troll in Central park" or something. That's my best guest. He used it in other reviews as well.

[Chibiwaza]

I'm a black Japanese person..... I find this plausable...

[DragonDarkLynxs]

seems legit :3

[Ashbigbear]

It would have made a lot more sense if Mr Cake just said "My father was a Unicorn, and Mrs Cakes' Mother was a Pegasus". Because we get a lot of genetic traits from grandparents that skip generations. Your Father is made of 50% DNA from your granddad and 50% your grandma, and like wise your mother is the same. You are made of 50/50 DNA from these, so You are actually 25% likely to pick up your grandparents DNA traits and im rationalizing a kids show about ponies, so im gonna stop talking now 0_0

[Isissa125]

wh-what....?

[Gamerdude4411]

Y u play brodyquest music when molestia is creepin? Surely there are more fitting songs

[KiyaraSabel]

CUTIE MARK CRUSADER GHOSTBUSTERS GO!

>Actually, I'm going to have to draw this now don't I?

[ImagineNoReligions]

Lawyer Pinkie!

[ham1599]

i didnt activate feindish chain...

[PuppyPawz83]

And that, is how unicorns and pegasus twins are made.

[thecoolvideos56]

ummm i have seen a lot of objection things but wat is it a game a flash thingy or wat ive been waiting too dam long (since like 2 yeers ago :(||)

[Blackop8448]

@thecoolvideos56 It's a game series on the nintendo ds. the series is called ace attorney

[buuburn7]

sex change?

[xato909]

DAt molestia cracked me up xD

[DannyEastes]

herp lets avoid an actual punchline and just put celestia and brodyquest on the screen. ive done it a ton of times before so it still wont be old ololol

[TheAlphaFrag]

"I wonder if the Cutie Mark Crusaders have tried ghost busting yet?"

HASBRO.

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[Booksareepic]

@TheAlphaFrag Halloween episode!! :D

You have an amazing idea!

[Aquilumn]

Would someone just put all these together into a big AMV Hell-type feature?

[Skerd100]

No Mister Cake, that your wife great-aunt second twice removed cousin was a pegasus does NOT explain why one of your kids is a pegasus.

[LolGurrl91]

LOL! LC reference! "ZUUUL, MOTHAFUC- HEY!!" XDDDD

[Frarahktherahkshi]

Haha RD and Twilight making the same funny face as Mr.cake XD.......waaaaait? o.o

[Pizzalover2001]

I'm never mentally braced for these videos

[Soniclord65]

Silly fillies, those are Molestia's children!

[boykingkilla]

OBJECTION!....Wait, No it's not... XD

[anthonyle1231]

She's been going around a lot.

[brinkltl]

mmmm good my quein

[marioknight404]

I get it pinkie is objecting thatit makes cense but princess celstia objects because shes a pegusus AND a unicorn, all makes cense now

[3CallMeTheCaptain]

Gaiz, gaiz, calm down, I have the answer to this whole problem.

Celestia, Mr. Cake, and Mrs. Cake are all

Sweet Transvestites from Transylvania. Mr Cake bore the twins and Celestia is the father!

0o0 my god... WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST TYPE?!?!

[yur1fan]

@3CallMeTheCaptain Objection!

I DON'T KNOW!

[eth92]

@3CallMeTheCaptain

-Pats your shoulder-

It's ok. You just have the logic of Pinkie.

[aptspire]

@3CallMeTheCaptain Cause I'm a sweet Transvestite, from Transsexual, TRANSYLVANIIIIIAAAAAAA-HA-HA!

[Bf2009]

I read the title as Baby Contraceptions.

*Gets stoned*

[YouaNumbahOneRacist]

@MrPoniator  I'd advise against that Playthrough of Miles Edgeworth. Gyeck.

[Dragelof]

A possessed filly!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!­!!!

I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!

[SiFronOnline]

OBJECTION! Even taking into account recessive genetics as a possible avenue, that would mean that Earth Pony genes are dominant to a degree that would upset the balance so that the three sub-species which claim to be equal in number would actually be more like 3/4ths Earth ponies and the rest are equal chance Pegasi and Unicorn. Someone is lying, and I think it's YOU Mr.Cake!

[deathconceal1]

ZOOL, MOTHAFUCKA!

[halodragonmaster]

Wait...

Where'd the "Objection" come from exactly?

[wolfthechosenone]

wow you sure do love to do princess molestia jokes dont you

[iSephi]

@TheJboy88 ARE THEY GOOD??? THEY MADE A CROSSOVER OF THESE TWO ON YOUTUBE, YOU MUST WATCH IT OR YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL, also, play the games, they're really quite good.

[TheJboy88]

I've never played any of the Ace Attorney games. Are they good?

[AFlockOfBeagulls]

@TheJboy88 It honestly might be my fave game series ever. Dead serious.

[TheSmashDoctor]

THERE ONLY ONE LOGICAL EXPLANATION...PRINCESS TRANLESTIA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

[ICouldBeAnyPony]

hes not trying to cover for himself hes trying to make sense of it and convince himself she didnt cheat

[Geminilion100]

OBJECTION! MRS. CAKE BORE THE CHIRENS!

[dark7element]

@Geminilion100 Did we ever actually see Cup Cake pregnant? I don't remember it.

[Itachi17509]

yeah miles edgeworth investigations!!

[ZanerBoy127]

Took 0:19 , made it my new desktop background. :3

[Bulldan]

ZUL, MOTHERFU- HEY!

[hagamablabla]

I'm a filly and what is this?

[AllOutNoobHater]

Mothuh fu-wait!

[tf2hat]

Fluttershy: Yay?

[javelinstark]

DAYUM 5 LOCKS!!!

[XxSoraMifunexX]

ZUUUL MUTHAFU- HEY-!

[TheVader2]

He just isn't able to put the, ah, icing on Mrs. Cake anymore.

[AnonBrony]

OBJECTION!!!

.... why is evrypony looking at me?... i just like saying that...

[linksupersayan]

i dont understand... there cant be a hybrid of pegasus and unicorn? cuz they r twins and they should have both the horns and the wings

[SSXtrikE]

@linksupersayan Fraternal twins don't necessarily have the same set of genes from each parent. In fact, identical twins can't even be different genders like the cakes.

[ps3tagup789]

it makes sence yanno

[Shoppingcartapuses]

i demand a picture of pinkie shouting OBJECTION

[cgoodi100]

we don't need Maury Povich for this we need science! Educated people quick get your Punnett squares!

[RoTMoHS]

We need to get Maury up in this shit.

[PinkyMagenta]

If you go on "Ask Princess Molestia", you find out that Molestia had a threesome with Mr and Mrs Cake, that's where the wings and horn come from! XD And it also explains Mr Cakes face when he sees Molestia at the end.

[K33p3r99]

When there's something magical

In the equestrianhood

Who you gonna call?

Cutie Mark Crusaders!

[sisiandjoe]

@ItsTheUkuleleMan

[aluckymutt]

the only way i can explain this

is if luna or celestia secretly have a dick and fucked mrs. cake

[DJStormy11]

0:19 what song is this

DONT *squee* THIS UP OR I CALL U ALL BITCHES

[CowgliTrololol]

@DJStormy11 BrodyQuest

[SpartaReUploader]

It looks like it didn't make sense

[iAmAStegosaurus]

I... What. :U

[wintersoren]

O.o princess molestia why r u here?

[AnonBrony]

As soon as i heard that first sound i was like: Phoenix wright?

oh and uhh

OBJECTION!

i love saying that.

[Maplestory562]

what episode is this one?



[kirbypower521]

@Maplestory562 Baby cakes, of course, this like a "parody" of it

[ZeroPlusLOL]

Self-Levitation, Telekenesis, Teleportation (sort of)

Starting to look a lot like Silver the Hedgehog ._.

[ARViuff]

okay let me see rainbow, twlight and Mr. cake have applejack lie face.. coincidence?

i think so

[girgirl99]

blame molestia

[leonard663]

LOL adultery joke

[TheMrFedoraman]

ZUUL MUTHAFU- HEY!

[StCyr87]

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[WWII4444]

0:39 I'd love to see the CMC try their hooves at that.

[Gaminglord99]

MOLESTIA IS THE FATHER!!!

[Feyrah]

It's weird how people keep saying Mr. Cake was trying to hide HIS cheating on Mrs Cake... But he doesn't bear the babies, does he...? His cheating would have no affect on the Babies... xD

[simontheslakoth719]

@Feyrah Well the point would be that, since Cellestia is an alicorn, cheating with her and HER having kids would mean that the children could be a unicorn and pegisus. Glad that's unlikely to be the reason for it in the show though. -_-"

[Ruiso7]

@Feyrah well you never know

in fairy oddparents cosmo bear the child instead of wanda XD

[booyah344]

@Feyrah unless celestia can contaminate semen with her own DNA

[newsearching]

@Feyrah Lol it sounds more like he's trying to cover up his wife's cheating, so the rest of the community doesn't know.

[itachi2374]

@Feyrah Well who's to say they didn't have a threesome (Mrs cakes, Mr cakes and Molestia, not the babies) and he doesn't want the mane 6 to know?

[kartoffelesel]

@Feyrah duuude, marriage in film 101: It's always his fault ^^

[omganotherun]

@Feyrah Your thoughts are based on the false assumption that Molestia doesn't have more than you suspect behind "her" plot. You're welcome for that horrific mental image.

[BRiTDRAG2]

@Feyrah yup, molestia is a hermaphrodite...

[Ralokone]

@Feyrah Neither would the mother as horses cant carry the children of two father simoultaneously.

More likely is thatthere was three babies, but the third died. The earth-pony rejected the cells in its body that it perceived as negative. these cells in the womb would continue development, these two babies are probably a genetic mess!

[Orenotter]

@Feyrah Assuming babies are born in the usual way and not brought by stork.

[superspy6]

@Feyrah good point, but Celestia is a god, she can do what she likes

[smudgethekat]

@Feyrah He's in denial over his wife's cheating.

[Feyrah]

@smudgethekat Thats pretty much what I said. I was just wondering why some people keep saying he is covering up his own cheating, which is biologically impossible. But everyone keeps getting me wrong. x_X

[Terrane21]

I lost it after seeing Molestia! XD

[darknessdealer115]

BOO mothafucka-HEY

[kyokomirror]

Oooh Phoenix Wright!!! Ooh Nostalgia Critic. Love it.

[blueman319]

Boo muthafucka- HEY lol

[peteypiranhaplant]

@blueman319 It's actually Zuul muthafuka- HEY.

[blueman319]

@peteypiranhaplant I was close.

[moviemagicg2g]

omigod i had to watch this ten times before i got it i faaaaaaaail *facepalm*

[mongooseunleashed]

Molestia got to her.

[TheRancor44]

ZUUL, MOTHAFUCK-- HEY!

[dillon564]

its about time someones made a phyche-lock parody of this

[Ruiso7]

this actually makes more sense than what he said XD

molestia FTW!!!!

[redsoldier117]

i like the nistolgia critic tribute at the end

[TheKuteBeagle]

Sweetie Belle: I don't get it. 

[JuliaWiniarska]

sub+

[delete388]

0:22 блеать ! чёртовы титры !

[Personoide]

The fist thing I thought at that scene was "Blanka makes pound cake" :3

[BluePBoxProductions]

I need to play more Phoenix Wright..

[GrueRaaaaar]

Is it just me, or are the locks misaligned from a regular Level 5 Psyche-Lock? Oh well, who cares, this is Equestria.

[k12314FIMFiction]

*WHRRRRRRRRR SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*

FUCK WHY CAN'T THESE WITNESSES EVER JUST TELL THE DAMN TRUTH?!

Yep...

[Jafroboy]

I dislike your videos MrPoniator, No hard feelings I hope?

[lewa3910]

@Jafroboy Nope! ZUUL MUTHA FU' Hey!?!

[MadameCynosure]

"And that makes sense, right?"

Hang on a sec, I have to consult my great aunt's second cousin twice removed, okay?

[Ragn4r0k311]

Zuul mothafu- HAY!

[TimoWikstrom]

And then all the psyche-locks suddenly broke...

Pinkie Pie: Well that was easy.

[StakeMammon]

This reminded me a lot of Umineko...

[ForlanceAbice]

... Since when did he have a MULLET!?

He never had one in season one!

[TheLPScutiepie]

which episode is this from?

[MultiSpacecow]

@TheLPScutiepie Baby Cakes

[asdfgirl83]

The moment that you realize that your wife is cheating on you...

[PopCharmander]

What is Pumpkin Cake sucking on.

[UltimaM2]

@PopCharmander A rubber chicken.

[PopCharmander]

@UltimaM2 The other thing. When shes in the bed.

[UltimaM2]

@PopCharmander Her hoof.

[some1337dude1]

wtf?

[lutzdify]

I KNEW IT!!! Pound Cake came from an affair with Celestia and Mr. Cake!!!

[151alonso]

Pinkie wright

Lol

[fenixbladde]

Press 4 for infinite objections.

[SpartaReUploader]

OBJECTION!, THER'S A MOLESTIA!

[RarityBrony]

Zuul motherfucker, ZUUL!

[zerozordon620]

They adopted......cuz they Google imaged themselves to see what the fans drew if they had a baby....<8[...the horror...the HORROR...the internet can do that to a couple

[evenfall369]

Pheonix Wright is best Ace Attourney.

[fearyzy]

Zuul motherfu*ker Hey!

[ariah98]

wat

[Videos12273]

You might not know me but im Fluttershy101 off of deviantart, i have you on my DeviantWATCH on there

[Ponieseverywhere1]

MORE MOLESTIA WITH THAT MUSIC PLEASE

[Anglomachian]

Molestia strikes again *serious face*

[ferbfan12]

0_o what just happened

[lunamon57]

finally a phoenix wright and pony cross over!!!!!!! :D

[mestarilapsi]

@lunamon57 Search for "turnabout storm" and you'll have a pleasant suprise.

[lunamon57]

@mestarilapsi yesh i just finshed watching both parts :D

[mestarilapsi]

@lunamon57 Kinda neat, isn't it? I can't wait for the next part to show up.

It was a bad, bad cliffhanger.

[epiccthulu]

just say it clearly "well ponies my wife is a whore."

[TheUnknownD]

Pinkie pie is best pheonix wright

[MagneticFox]

LOL lol lol, I think this is just more of a Pun on Hasbro's part for not explaining the Prince Blue Blood situation really.

[epiccthulu]

@MagneticFox prince blueblood is related to celestia on her mothers side and many times removed...

[ItsTheUkuleleMan]

ZUUL MOTHER FUCKE-

HEY!

[powerpup97]

Hey, how fast do you whip these up on average?

[MrPoniator]

@powerpup97 10-13 hours for the most part.

[powerpup97]

@MrPoniator Okay. I see. Are you open for requests, by any chance?

[butheadbros]

@MrPoniator

1. thank you so much for these.

2. FASTER MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[AznChocoBBT]

@MrPoniator It's no contest on posting the word first anymore

[ethan8594]

@MrPoniator for 10-13 hours that impressive.



[charmandurrful]

When you're feelin' rank, 'cause you got a blank flank. Who ya gonna call? CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS! XD

[NeoGames2]

Holly fuck. Vest video ever.

[BucknutDolfan]

uh, wat?

[airbendingavatar1]

My theory is that the twins were either switched at birth or the Cakes stole them.

[345optimusprime]

his wife was cheating on him 

[Spiner909]

@Katana314 You should take a look at the phoenix wright/pony crossover here on youtube, it is really good.

[dragonsember]

I LOVE PINKIE WRITES.

[Jraiser786]

"Remix this Video!" button?

[bubby963]

Phoenix Wright <3 only got the first game on Friday and I love it so damn much.

[korriken]

rofl at the phoenix wright reference.