LMAO "Mariah Carey...DIVAHHH. The white half of her says she had a nervous break-down..the black half says CRACK HEAD BIIITCH" Muahahaha...I LOVE this guy lol
Paul you da man!!!!!!!! I creased my self laughing, stomach cramps and tears for years man, you funny!!!!! Haven't laugh this much since Richard Pryor.
I laugh till my stomach hurts every time I see this bit. Paul Mooney is a legend! 'tis too bad that he's too "real" for Hollywood and the mainstream comedy circuit. People can't handle him coz if they could, he'd be one of the richest entertainers in the country.
"they say Michael Jackson does'nt have any money and that's a lie cause if he did'nt have any money his hair would be nappy but it stays permed and perms cost money"
There are only three divas - Bette Midler, Cher and Tina Turner - the rest are following in the footsteps, but they gon' have to wait til one of 'em abdicates.
And for anyone who is offended by this I say GROW UP! Because black ppl have been mocked and made fun of for hundreds of years........black comics making fun of white people only goes as far back as Richard Pryor and thats what a few decades at best. Racial humor is just that HUMOR.
This Bitch Wanna Be Popeye..with da PIPE....Whitney....SICK FUNNY...
fjtease 2 years ago
MJ, diva! That nigga won't take his gloves off.
Crazy with titties!!
cypheronyx 2 years ago 2
"who dresses this bitch, big bird" lmao
"it was a rat" lol
takethat2thebank 2 years ago 5
who dresses this biitch BIG BIRD rotfl
aisha2481 2 years ago 5
I'm goin da OD on this shit..let's be real on this shit!
westchef7 2 years ago
LMAO "Mariah Carey...DIVAHHH. The white half of her says she had a nervous break-down..the black half says CRACK HEAD BIIITCH" Muahahaha...I LOVE this guy lol
AdamLambertdominates 2 years ago 5
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AdamLambertdominates 2 years ago
HAHA! "That nigga is X-files"
Shinitkun 2 years ago
You know there were no nigga Vikings...this nigga sittin up in da boat wit a blond wig on...HILLARIOUS!
fjtease 2 years ago 4
Go get em Captain Whitney...LOL
fjtease 2 years ago 2
LOL!!!
bigslick45 2 years ago
Aretha haha Paul Mooney Legendary.
Villian64 2 years ago
Tar Wars Lmfaaaaaaaaaao
KrierKid92 2 years ago
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dis dude is the worlds number 1hater
leead22 2 years ago
hahahahha
hes not a hater...
he keeps things real but makes them funny at the same time
BoxxyDaddy 2 years ago 5
Tar Wars! HAHAHA! When he was imitating the black kids spelling he spelled "po toy" HAHAHA! wtf?! Love him.
Kenya101 2 years ago
HILARIOUS! I LOVE THIS MAN! always real!
Marcella143 2 years ago
lmfao! Do You Kno The PizzaMan??
Sensation453 2 years ago
LOL 2:16
Can anyone tell me what dvd is this from?
floeticdeath 2 years ago
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hey thier HFW let them puppies to play for a lil while
amieLightle 2 years ago
Paul you da man!!!!!!!! I creased my self laughing, stomach cramps and tears for years man, you funny!!!!! Haven't laugh this much since Richard Pryor.
smokeyvelvet42 2 years ago
Paul Mooney is my favorite comedien of all time
DanielL1987 2 years ago 4
My man said he had to go next door just to see both titties.
Paul Moony is off the chain
snakejohnson 2 years ago 2
his voice sounds like busta rymes
vaughnkrris 2 years ago
I GOT HIGH JUST WATCHIN THE SHIT!
Skrillazi 2 years ago 8
"She wears feathers, and FEATHERS! WHO DRESSES THIS BITCH!? BIG BIRD!?"
This had me crying i was laughing so hard
Poor Aretha lmao
DrStrangefate 2 years ago 10
definition of a nigga ...... paul mooney
2cupsofjuice 2 years ago 4
hilarious!
if theres a cure for this...
SHUTTUP BITCH go to ya room take ya medicine lol
iamqueen0825 2 years ago 7
Paul Mooney makes me laugh so hard I get on the verge of tears every time I see his material. Excellent comedian.
Fenrir919 2 years ago
he is hilarious!!!!!!! Go Paul Mooney!!!!
indikid24 2 years ago
"Wanna sing, dance and hip hop with niggas but don't wanna go to JAIL with niggas."
That line cracks me up every time I hear it.
BasePlug 2 years ago 7
Crazy as catshit!
Fuck you bitch....Mammys back!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaah!
12235117657598502586 2 years ago 3
this shit is too fucking funny i been sleeping on this one
sdl2004m45 2 years ago 2
And dis bitch wanna be Popeye!!!!
Kwaagoe1 2 years ago 4
Tar Wars......LOL.
lulz666f 2 years ago 2
Unbelievably Funny - Paul Mooney Rocks.
RobbieGDelirium 2 years ago 2
bitch ass mouse
mrchocolatte67 2 years ago 2
I laugh till my stomach hurts every time I see this bit. Paul Mooney is a legend! 'tis too bad that he's too "real" for Hollywood and the mainstream comedy circuit. People can't handle him coz if they could, he'd be one of the richest entertainers in the country.
yamuboy 2 years ago 6
i'll never forget justin for that bullshit he tried. he thinks he's slick, i'll never buy any of JT's cds
Chantal202 2 years ago 5
"they say Michael Jackson does'nt have any money and that's a lie cause if he did'nt have any money his hair would be nappy but it stays permed and perms cost money"
nunyobiz6 3 years ago 3
True...Michael hair be on point...everytime!!
--Skiz
skiz06 2 years ago 7
"M-K-K-P-O-T P-O-T-O-Y!"
420atMD 3 years ago 10
Paul mooney ur tha Best
pieNurfaCe 3 years ago 3
oh mammy mammy
oridniv 3 years ago
DIVA!!!!
Kyuubilee 3 years ago 4
he is undoubtfuly one of the funniest comiedians.
=]
OMFG!!
kelech92 3 years ago 6
"If there's a cure for this, I don't want it I don't want itttttttttt!!!! Shut bitch go back to your room and take your medicine!"
InsurgenistCujo 3 years ago 22
"Mammy's Back!"
ASDFGHJKLWTF 3 years ago 6
1:30 the lady stopped smiling when Paul Mooney said "White folks!..." LMFAO!
DKual08 3 years ago 7
lol. Good Eye!!!
brotherhood302 3 years ago
Tar Wars lmao.
marlymarrr 3 years ago 5
lando never died.
zombieflayer666 3 years ago
yea lando was the real deal
RantNRavinFection 3 years ago
Tar Wars? Oh I'm through after that one.
I need a couple weeks off from Mr. Mooney...
Lilart1981 3 years ago
"See Nigger, you can't be in the club"
"Why, because you're a nigger!"
That's fuckin Classic!!!
Lilart1981 3 years ago 20
"Go get em Capt. Whitney!"
"She's big as a Duplex!" That's too much!!!
I love Paul Mooney cause he's real! You'd think that he was in a room full of black people the way he talks about white people...
Lilart1981 3 years ago 6
every sec of this is classic
giantbo 3 years ago
Funniest thing I've seen all year! LMBO!
XspressivelyChic08 3 years ago
can you put the whole show up please?
anthonmax 3 years ago
This guy is good.
Zeitgeist74 3 years ago
my dad and me damn near had to go to the hospital we were laughing so hard at the Whitney + Aretha parts
Kratos8462 3 years ago 3
There are only three divas - Bette Midler, Cher and Tina Turner - the rest are following in the footsteps, but they gon' have to wait til one of 'em abdicates.
sfcub69 3 years ago
and this bitch wanna be popeye
knightofharlem 3 years ago 6
7:10, THE BEST TO SEE HIM LAUGH, LOL
WESTCRSON 3 years ago
Is that Bijou Phillips at 1:30?
TheFairchild 3 years ago
Yep, David Alan Grier is next to her too.
NashidBey 3 years ago
that chocolate milk's a bitch. lmao
ar7275 3 years ago 2
LMAO!!!!!! OMG!!!
EtherealTransistor 3 years ago 4
who dresses this bitch?! Big Bird! and titties... titties for everybody
deva6586 3 years ago 14
This is too too funny, I love Paul Mooney. I have love him for years.
bigbootyjudy51 3 years ago 5
if theres a cure 4 this i dont wann it. . . SHUT UP bitch LMAO!!!!!!!!1
d3lyishere2012 3 years ago 12
X-files ...." SKULLY SKULLY ! lmao
madzion50 3 years ago 8
OOOOO MAMMY MAMMY.... LMAO LMAO LMAO
HITMANHITMAN2000 3 years ago 2
that chocolate milk is a bitch! lol
aquarianbabe 3 years ago 4
"get over here change the channel im gonna OD on this shit"
lmao that was fukn hilariou!s!!!!
venger50 3 years ago 5
dude i literally got the wind knocked outta me when i watched this part, i thought me and my dad was gonna die
Kratos8462 3 years ago 4
Aretha is spelling recipe lmfo
redprincess237 3 years ago 3
LMBAO
blacklily624 3 years ago 2
man paul is funny as fack...fool had me choking
Vintage27 3 years ago 4
"michael aint broke...if he was that hair be nappy. and perms cost money"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JL0vely 3 years ago 23
"Who was that in Star Wars??...Samuel L. Jackson??
He was too dark for the dark-side though-wasn't he??" lolololololol!!!!
There is no-end to Mooney's madness!!lol
animefavs100 3 years ago 7
"He's fuckin' X-Files" lololololololololol...
OMGosh, I'm cryin aws(as we speak).
"Big Bird!!!" "Leg warmer!!"
Funny as shit!!
animefavs100 3 years ago 3
Titties for everybody!!!
aloofbooks 3 years ago
"Who dresses this bitch BIG BIRD!!!" LMFAO
batmnrkc907 3 years ago
"bitch wants to b popeye"-- the imagery he comes out with is hilarious. love paul mooney!
innitdoe1979 3 years ago
O MAMMY MAMMY.. LMAO.. :D
crackkilla101 3 years ago
"Scully, scully" lmao
jizzy2sexi 3 years ago 3
"The nigga is X-files"... LOL. I love Michael, but I can't agree more....
"feathers" hahahhaaa
frozenunderwater 3 years ago 2
LOL I almost choked laughin at this.
"Tar Wars."
GoD damn, it was hilarious!
BnkHeadChck2009 3 years ago
This is so funny and I love everybody that he talked about! I love the Queen but that is some funny shit!
MrStyle23 3 years ago
ahahaha
that chocolate milk is a bitch
Erik87006 3 years ago
I have this one DVD, but what does he say about Mariah...does he call her a "crackhead bitch?"
Michael Jackson DIVA!!! My man loves that part
kookoo78 3 years ago
he got mickey lmao!
braiden45 3 years ago
Paul the Baddest Motherfucker Mooney!!!!!!!
elrevoltoso 3 years ago
Lol Michael is crazy as cat-shit!
Classic.
And for anyone who is offended by this I say GROW UP! Because black ppl have been mocked and made fun of for hundreds of years........black comics making fun of white people only goes as far back as Richard Pryor and thats what a few decades at best. Racial humor is just that HUMOR.
UltimoLatino 3 years ago 7
masculine31 knw da difference btween comedy, n seriousness.....asshole!
this shyt great!
HUAH08 3 years ago
Masculine stop being so sensitive. Black people know the dif between humor and disrespect. This man is brilliant and has been for YEARS
th3rdeye1 3 years ago 3
She too big for feathers, who dresses this bitch....BIG BIIIIRD
amj2020 3 years ago
PAUL MONNEY TALKS ABOUT REAL SHIT
tag1989 3 years ago
You work here and you are never never gonna get payed xD
InnocenceItself 3 years ago 3
Black folks talkin about black folks smh
masculine31 3 years ago
and?
starcharm 3 years ago
wut?
masculine31 3 years ago
i meant what was ur point in saying, "black folkds talkin about black folks, smh"???
starcharm 3 years ago
smh @ it being negative...there was nothing funny about this.
masculine31 3 years ago
what are you talking about. i don't get why ppl don't think this is funny. like they think it's racist or something
AwakenAnimus 3 years ago
Is it necessary for him to keep calling them bitches???
avwhite 3 years ago
Yeah I bet this bit of Mr. Mooney will start some sh@t talkin!
westchef7 3 years ago
"Tar Wars"
LOL.
arivera3426 3 years ago 4