South Park Cynical Asshole

[RayWilliamJohansen]

i feel just like stan but worst....i would do anything to feel excited and happy again

[theoryofeverything90]

11 people won't admit they are cynical assholes. then again, the video quality is shit.

[yourallbrainwashed]

theres nothing wrong with being cynical, just because we attatch a word to it ,people all of a sudden think its a bad thing. also the word cynical sounds like sin-ical, which doesnt help either.

[pochopaz7381]

But... Wouldnt you be assuming things arent shit?

[depulzo]

I used to be a cynical asshole, THEN I PLAYED SKYRIM! that's the fucking cure ;)

[AtaeruCDX]

/v/ in a nutshell

[MarcBrightside]

I should get this on a t-shirt.

[MrBlockishMark]

Internet in a nutshell.

[roflcopterdustin]

I'm a cynical douchebag, thought I was gone say asshole didn't you....WELL GET OVER IT

[NefariousBanana]

My life.

[Rocketceres]

"OH NO"

[YTacc1100]

lol >:/

[KidScipio]

more genius

[JakesToons]

Lol this episode was story of my life, love it. Welp, time to hit the bottle.

[messed2552]

i was wonding if this would come up and i was right it did lol

[gerehify13]

shit.

[OwenIVx]

i have now discovered i am also a cynical asshole, proud of it aswell.

[kfki]

this is more a steve jobs thing btw!

[FLIPPYinSanEs0ldiEr]

Lol u posted this after my birthday and a new episode came out on my birthday too XD lol........ Wait....... Oh shit

[hardkoregamer999]

south park seems to be shitty lately oh well move on with my life.

[stevenking94]

this video is shitty lol. maybe i have it too :D

[otester]

I am a cynical asshole.

[lovez012]

@otester me too =(

[Po0nundadnin]

Everything is Shit and the best way to deal with it is Jamesons

[KCN1418]

love reading the cynical comments on this video

[BubbaUmbrius]

And Metallica is in the related videos..

[coolies94]

everyone has someone in there life they wish they could send this link to. i myself just snapped and sent it to them... strangely enough they did not find it funny

[Matt0I0Attack]

Thnx for hd  -Mexican

[hey01e5]

so 240p, we meet again...

[shoults74]

Cynical asshole :) sounds like someone I know! lol

[AlexLong1000]

I love the "Oh no" "Yeees"

[RaijinHanshi]

I'm a Cynical Asshole because I see reality shows as just one big giant pieces of shit while I see every politician as shit. Every fucking thing is shit. I might as well get into the scat trade.

[casii83]

SO that's what's wrong with me!!! ><

[Rosebunse]

Poor Stan. Depression sucks. It really sucks, really sucks. People just think you're sad, but it's so much more than that.

[Sovember]

@Rosebunse It's not just depression, it's apathy, hate, sarcasm, and just letting the negative aspects of the world get to you.

"You either die a hero, or see yourself turn into the villain."

[Rosebunse]

@Sovember All of which are part of depression. And the worse part was that Stan did let the negative aspects of life get the better of him. I hope they resolve that one day.

[drewsky684]

@Rosebunse depression a disease...where you have to shave your head and roll around in a wheelchair

[Rosebunse]

@drewsky684 Hey, depression does suck. You can die from it. The worst thing about depression is that people don't believe you. They think you're just going through a rough patch or a phase, so you're written off. You're afraid to go to a doctor because you don't want to be labeled as crazy or be forced to take meds. People make fun of you, isolate you, until you just can't take it anymore...

[Sovember]

@Rosebunse Just go to the doctor and try to change your perspective on life, seriously I've had pretty bad depression but you have to fight it. Yeah it's no joke but it's not something that can't be conquered fairly easily.

[Rosebunse]

@Sovember I'm trying. At school, sometimes I feel like I can do it. But then I come home for break and I'm a mess. I'm going to a councilor at my college. I hope it works. I mean, I'm not suicidal, but that's kinda bad too, since sometimes I don't see any reason to go because I'm not a threat to myself or others. I don't do drugs or anything, I just feel like crap. Utter crap.

[cudi1is3god]

Everyone shut the fuck up: you're all shit.

[mozillakilla117]

Reminds me of dubstep anybody can make that shit lol

[ColonelMcMuffin69]

God this quality looks like shit and is it me or is Youtube getting even shittier

Seriously this is shit

[Thebeastcalledmydong]

It's getting worse everyday.... now even the Youtube videos all seem to be of shitty quality.

[JACKAZZ126291]

cynical asshole- people who are critical or faultfinding for self-amusement

pretty much describes a lot people leaving comments in youtube

as bigtexasfan mentioned

[cocojumb0]

even southpark has become shit lately

[SlayerInBlood]

@cocojumb0 Your name is shitty.

[cocojumb0]

@SlayerInBlood you know what sucks? ryan dunn, thank god he killed himself

[bigtexansfan]

I've encountered many here on YouTube suffering from this disease. Mostly conservatives.

[falcondriver100]

@bigtexansfan Bigtexansfan! I've been looking for you, ya big fag pussy!

Why'd ya block me from your propaganda vids & thread? Poor baby get upset being made a complete fool of you on your own thread? Haha! You love to dish out the shit but you sure can't take getting called on it, can you, bitch? I rocked your fuckin world with some FACTS & proved you a LIAR & MORON! BooHoo!

How'd it feel, your fellow jews giving a 90+year Dem seat to a Republican? Did your beanie explode off your skull? ;0

[bigtexansfan]

@falcondriver100 Because you're a no life having stalker who is full of shit and I'm sick of arguing with a fucking idiot who is a brainless halfwit who can't debate facts and resort to kindergarten bullshit attacks. Argue with a fool too long and it becomes hard to tell which is which. What happened someone deflate your blowup doll/girlfriend? You sprung your wrist participating in your little self gratifying activity? Your mental incompetence check can't afford you a date? Get a fucking life!

[falcondriver100]

@bigtexansfan LMAO! Look who's "attacking" now? Let me translate this folks: "because you made me look like a fuckin jackass on my own thread & that ain't cool!"

I've yet to be blocked from a person who won the debate! Only the LOSERS who get their ass handed to them block other people. Kinda sucks when you get called out on your bullshit don't it? LOL!!

Jerk off enough & its hard to tell which is which too eh? LOL! Now your on threads talking shit about marrying a beauty queen! ROFLMAO!

[falcondriver100]

@falcondriver100 By saying "jerk off enough" i'm talking about the "Mileena Hayes in the next issue of Vblazin" video where I found this jackass, "begtexansfan" jerking off to cockteasing women & talking to fellow wankers about their "hot wives".........ROFLMAO!!

He thinks he's a real political genius! A regular Barney Frank wannabe!

[gratianray2]

ahh this video looks like shit

[SuperMarioFan1]

This describes 75% of Internet users.

[mmtna]

I'm a cynical asshole  but its true that everything has gone to shit

[Mattraction513]

@mmtna No just like Stan your older now things u thought were cool are "stupid" now time hasn't changed you have

[mmtna]

@Mattraction513 nope I still like alot of the things liked when i was in middle school and I'm 21 now movies, tv ,music ,and people have gone to shit face it its the truth if you can't see that you must be living in a disney fairy tale world

[Mattraction513]

@mmtna If you say so

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@mmtna I agree, case and point: Justin Beiber and Jack and Jill.

[MaskedMumblr]

@mmtna Opinions.......

[ghostsurfer666]

@mmtna You think that cuz you're a cynical asshole. :P

[Powerlifterguy123]

@mmtna actually everything hasn't gone to shit because there was no period in history where the world wasn't in shit. We're just dealing with post-modern shit, I seriously doubt you want to live back in the cavemen days, or the dark ages or during the years leading up to world war 2 or during the black plague in europe. The shit we are dealing with today is the nihilism and its implications on society,

[mmtna]

@Powerlifterguy123 I 'd choose to live in anytime from the 50s to the 90s instead of right now

[Esoremada]

@Powerlifterguy123 Yeah even music 5 years ago was better than now

[luigi370]

@mmtna I agree! I am also cynical but everything has become shitty.

[Ninjistic]

South park is objectively bad nowadays, anybody who finds this episode funny is a retard.

[bobbytheend]

@Ninjistic You're exactly who the episode is directed at then.

[Ninjistic]

@bobbytheend No, it's about how the creators think that their show has become shit, and they're right. This whole episode was just SHIT AND FARTS HURR DURR. The last good episode of South park was Crippled Summer. Now the writing just consists of very basic level parodies of current pop culture phenomenons, with some random bullshit thrown in. A good example of this formula is the episode "Royal pudding".

[Flip4910]

@Ninjistic Scrapes the pudding from his arms as is tradition

[Flip4910]

@Ninjistic I agree about what your saying I was kinda getting the feeling that the creators were maybe... tired of doing south park and want to do other things. Like there play or musical thing, now there doing that mormon story movie or something. There contract with Comedy Central is up after this season anyways. 

[Skidblanar]

People who comment on Internet video especially have this condition

[starwars1206]

yep every things crap to me to

[FredxRock]

I'd kill myself but that sounds shitty

[Shwaggetyshfifty]

This is how I felt about The Watchmen.

[futuredeath]

we all know about southpark studios but we dont have to watch the whole fucking eposide to get to this part! good clip!

[ppp9922]

this is the first step to someone turning into a troll

[SharikTheReal]

My God I understand now why I lost my friends and my gf xD

[texasB666]

As a cynical asshole, you sometimes feel like shit but you still feel kinda good because all the rest of the people are dumb as shit so... shit.

[SkankinRobots]

@texasB666 no you just think everyone else is dumb because your a cynical asshole lol

[texasB666]

@SkankinRobots LOOOL! Great point :D

[ricopaulson1]

i had this since i was 15...alienated myself from everyone...its a serious condition that afflicts thousands of ppl every year...

[Mykerawr]

@ricopaulson1

Fuck off, emo.

[gostate009]

OMG I have this condition. It started at work

[RealRula]

fuck dis shit

[CammehYaBams]

I'm a cynical asshole.

[hawwy1987]

Any chance you could upload all of that scene for me?

[tijnmans]

I fucking lost it at this part

[destroth0R]

iani (dot) me / shows/south-park

^ :D

[OneBlazedDood]

TV shows, movies, commercials, video games, music, people, more people... it's all happened to me.

Cynical assholes unite.

[Jaser200]

@OneBlazedDood but you all look and sound like shit to each other so how do you unite?

[OneBlazedDood]

@Jaser200 Oh shit, I never thought about that, I guess we'll *starts splattering shit out of mouth*.

[watertemple1]

STANSDAD.COM IS THE PLACE TO GO!.

[DannyAran117]

lol

[YupItzJojo]

This shit is so shitty..

[symnzXx]

shit quality

[r7n7]

I can't read youtube comments, it's all a bunch of shit.

[freedomsoldier187]

@r7n7 what the fuck did this cunt say ? he's talking shit

[blahblah2018]

This whole video was shit.

[loludde]

/v/

[SpychoSpy]

@loludde /b/

[Mattraction513]

Alot of people have this condiction lol

[evilgoodness231]

Ha! I await the day my doctor diagnoses me with that condition XD

[SSj5Alan]

all I hear is someone shitting.

[SuperCockism]

just when i was starting to lose faith in south park, they release this episode. easily one of the top 10 of all time

[MajGenAtlas]

was it supposed to be shitty or is it just me?

[snowwarrior03royals]

dude this video is shitty it even sounds shitty

[FSFatherGermany]

"oh no!"

"yes..."

[sailornaruto39]

TheArchfiend

great example

[fullmetal515]

Hello i am fullmetal and I am a cynical asshole

[WollongongWacko]

they both look like turds about to be reheated, lol fuck kevin james

[gutar5675]

7 people are Cynical Assholes

[TheSuirad]

talking shit

[anubisiv]

The 6 people who disliked this video... are shit! :P

[ivanlagrossemoule]

A friend sent me the episode saying he was just like me. I think I'm a cynical asshole, because I even said some of the things Stan said.

[Brandon999LFC]

I'm not a cynical asshole, I'm just a teenager...... Ok then both

[yyy2255]

Do you think most trolls have this disorder?

[mag237]

Isn't the doctor taking about schizophrenia.

[FreakingDan]

@mag237 I think you mean shit-zophrenia

[fredilionaire]

Please, is there a cure for being a cynical asshole? I'm tired to be one...

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

Who the hell would like such a shitty video?

[ATMversion7]

@MarktheSharkSheehan i see what you did there

[Kil0masta]

this video fucking sucks shit

[evo1se]

Every1 keeps telling they have this condition yet there are no "dislikes".. am I the only real deal??

[xXSOL1DXx]

@evo1se i disliked your comment

[djspida5]

There's a difference between being a pretentious arrogant teen and cynicism.

[ruckaruckasulak]

i only suffer from this around mt family

[TheCroatiaKid]

This is so me. I'm totally like Stan, I hate almost everything.

[Sn1p3r4nL]

Why did you upload this shitty video? Quality is fucking shit and we can watch the episode for free on Southparkstudios.

[xxDISCOwithme]

@Sn1p3r4nL you have the condition.

[kloender]

@Sn1p3r4nL You don't have to watch it. Apparently there are more than enough people who do appreciate this short scene being available on youtube. Sometimes people don't wanna watch an entire episode for just one scene. No need for downtalking..

[MrShippopi]

@kloender your an idiot, he was pretending to be a cynical asshole, wich is funny

[kloender]

@MrShippopi Word

[verynice420]

@Sn1p3r4nL You probably have the condition LOL!

[mrroboto790]

@Sn1p3r4nL shut up you're a prick

[FenrirTheDevourer]

@Sn1p3r4nL not if you're from eourpe

[smuldia]

@FenrirTheDevourer I can watch them in Europe just fine. Watch on southparkstudios.

[Permafry42]

@Sn1p3r4nL not if you're not living in america... canada is getting fuck over yet again and we can't watch the episodes legally online.

[hectordng]

@Permafry42 The cool thing of southparkstudios is that I belive is worldwide, I am seeing it from México

[Permafry42]

@hectordng it's not. Canada got blocked =c

[LDKBBAB]

@Permafry42 Um, no it's not blocked over in Canada...get your facts right.

[Permafry42]

@LDKBBAB as someone who actually lives in canada i can tell you based on my own experiennces it's blocked. if you're going to call bullshit, post a link to prove it.

[mrfabianrock]

@Sn1p3r4nL OMG YOUR A CYNICAL ASSHOLE!!

[eerr5t2]

@Sn1p3r4nL somebody is rather cynical today

[Jaser200]

@eerr5t2 that too read like it was shit so it was indeed a shitty joke lol

[TheYourface91]

@Sn1p3r4nL Sounds like someone has a bad case of being a cynical asshole.

[masterofthestoneage9]

@Sn1p3r4nL well, no ones fuckin stopping you lol. looks like someone is suffering from CAS.

[cbnunya]

@Sn1p3r4nL He's probably working for the government. Probably just another ploy to milk money out of us. Fucking pieces of shit.

[Allyismful12]

@Sn1p3r4nL ...I can't...

[UncleSpankification]

@Sn1p3r4nL Sounds like you suffer from the Cynical asshole virus as well.

[PoshMop]

@Sn1p3r4nL It is only you that sees it as shitty :P everyone else thinks it's fine, it's a condition called being a cynical asshole lol

[AlvisLiquid]

@Sn1p3r4nL First of all: Terminal cynical asshole coming through, also; people who live in Finland, for example, cant watch this on southparkstudios.

[Kazekane]

@Sn1p3r4nL you sound like a "cynical asshole" :D

[arndawg]

@Kazekane That's the joke!

[LusoMayCry]

@Sn1p3r4nL Only if you're an American. Contrary to popular belief, The internet is populated by more than one country.

[electricbugaluu111]

@Sn1p3r4nL you have a rare condition called being a cynical asshole...

[dysvanlist]

I'm proud to be a cynical asshole

[mystery8881]

This is exactly what I suffer from

[zlordzyxxyz]

FinalFantasyDotNet goddamn it. -.-

[Octagonapus97]

When I saw this the other day, I laughed so hard! XD

[seankinsellasean]

I found this episode really funny but awakening at the same time because i relized im in fact a cynical asshole

[ColdFusionTickles]

So there IS a name for my condition...

[TomyBinho]

@ColdFusionTickles We should make a group about this,obviously there are many people like us around the world.