Never Mind the Buzzcocks S20E02 (Part 1)

[RionCrowfoot25]

the video cut off at the perfect moment and it shut donny off

[TheKnittingJudge]

I have noticed that there is someone on every episode that seems set on ruining everything with their cuntish behavior. it's like they cast them on purpose!

[lilmale]

i would love Bill to come back as host. he would be perfect for it

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

Donny Tourette is such a rude little prick. "You're quite ugly" yeah well you ain't much either asshole.

[draculon5]

I can see why they wanted Noel permanently =)

[TheKermitgirl]

It's probably bad I can tell which episode it is by what Simon is wearing. I saw the thumbnail of Simon and said 'oooh! This is the Donny one!' ...

[coltmanm]

i have a mohican on my pancreas...

[Callie151515]

LOL I love that twat is a tag

[kendallofficial]

5:58 this is why noel is now the captain not the other dude

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

@kendallofficial part of the reason why the show now sucks.

[sweet518]

@kendallofficial No Noel is now captain because Bailey decided playing to thousands of people on arena tours is better than being in a pop quiz on bbc2.

[pompeytrue657]

the "punk" is a complete cunt

[spacecowboy5000]

@pompeytrue657 That would make him a cunk, which is far worse.

[musicofthesoul66]

The beginning of a beautiful bromance between Phill and Noel.

[McMeevin]

Fuck pencils

[bloocuttlefish]

towers of london arent punk, they're fucking egotistical wannabes

[antoireland09]

simon amstrad, complete wanker.

[blenky90]

@antoireland09

who the fucks Amstrad? least we can all agree Amstell is hilarious

[MsJimTheFish]

"I'm cool now." Oh, how I love Simon <3

[ArtOfRuin75]

that towers of london fag is a total fuck knuckle

[ArtOfRuin75]

wow, the first buzzcocks video in a while where the top comment isn't some pre-pubescent girl going "awwww, i love Noel <3"!!!

[morgyvids]

"You won't win!" Died laughing! :D

[mrmeekus92]

Bill was on fire on this episode

[EstelleSnape]

Soda literally came out of my nose at 7:37.

[thornysubject]

i was watching recently ,an early clip of Rod Stewart on the Kenny Everett show.

so when i watched this NMTB episode with Donny Tourette, i see that Donny & the very young Rod looks somewhat alike.. Donny copying Rod? have a look.

[ursie1986]

@thornysubject no need to have a look, "donny tourette" was a silly, short-lived, essentially vacuous pastiche of every worthwhile figure and movement of the last 40 years of music.

[jwood36]

Is it just me or am I the only that found Donny's Purple paint costing 19.99 quip quite clever.

[maxihadda]

@jwood36 yeh same! haha

[SickOfTheDreaming]

Down with Thatcher.

[antster1983]

"Hey! Monsieur! Monsieur le Kook! Non! C'est n'est pas glâce! Affichage! Affichage seulement!"

[JRFproductions]

I feel bad for Phil. All the funny is on Bill's team this episode.

[SeeThinkFall]

Come back Bill and Simon! Come baaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!

[JessiicaFox]

"He's no spoon, he's a shovel!" Oh Noel, you are brilliant! :)

[carpii]

"I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win!"

Ahh, how right he was

[jackheaney]

Amstell seriously has the quickest wit ever. You almost want to punch him, but then you realise what a bloody comedic genius he is.

[JOLY9961]

I find it hilarious how Donny tourette is so unfathomably stupid, he doesn't even realise that this whole episode is just a massive piss take of him. And he goes along with it!!

[fuzylittlebastard]

i think Donny Tourette may annoy me hmmmmmm

[buggigurl713]

"I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian...You won't win!" That was brilliant. Simon is fantastic.

[eezysqueezy]

Donny went down well, didn't he....

[5StarWullie]

Donny is as inspiring as a bubble bath with a shit in it.

[eezysqueezy]

@5StarWullie Kudos on the lovely analogy lol

[S45or1]

From the moment Simon said "I should explain: Donny is a 'punk,'" it was open season on Mr. Tourette. :D

[GuppyOdyssey]

I've talked to actual tourettes syndrome sufferers, and they were more coherent than Donny.

[hmc117]

GREATEST EPISODE EVER.

[GetThe0110]

donny looks like he needs a tetanus shot and a crb check

[MrRancide]

That Doony bloke gives "punk" a baaaad name. what a dick.

[QuickBlackFoxx]

Im just cringing right now, but its hilarious

[simonfeakes]

and now i'm cool.

[TanjaEubanks]

*reenacts Gett Off video with Noel* :X



[TheHawkdaddy]

Phil always gets the shit guests.

[00Billy]

@TheHawkdaddy

compl;iment for him..

[EmilySwiggle]

You can just see how Phil loved Noel :')...

x

[GetOnTheFloor82]

He's no spoon.......he's a shovel BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GetOnTheFloor82]

Donny - TIT

[matthewthomas1234567]

the opening titles to this make me cry every time, i mean SMASHING VINYL!

[ifancyfrankieboyle]

Donny- He is the soul definition of pretentious, he is the soul definition of a moron. There leaves me no choice but to simply brand him as a pretentious moron

[ifancyfrankieboyle]

haha did anyone notice Simons subtle little 'Oh god' when Donny shouted CRAP...

Oh and "It's like a mohican on ya pancreas maaan!"

[Tarzipan58]

Some people try way to hard...

[doorwindow7]

Great minds think alike, perfect synchronicity at 7:42 - 7:45

[wdsa8d]

i love it how they brought donny back down to earth

[cbraxxas]

"Tourette" is a twat. Just a poor Jonny Rotten wannabe.

[fuckalluhoes91]

@cbraxxas yes

[aDustBowlDance]

I love Simon's reaction to Donny shouting crap at 3:01 priceless!

[ifancyfrankieboyle]

@aDustBowlDance Feel embarrassed now... I've just asked the same question :(

[EminemShowxo]

It's really hard to watch Simon and Noel talking after what Noel said about him to the press.

[Musicandstuff1000]

@EminemShowxo what did he say?

[HeavenlyValo]

@EminemShowxo On Noel's twitter he said he never said that Simon destroyed Never mind the buzzcocks and that Simon is his friend.

[sweetiepatty7]

@EminemShowxo what did he say mate because if he said anything bad then the next time i see him ill kick him because he is baby sitter :P

[EportChris]

Bill Bailey dropped Donny like a bad omlette soooo many times!! Legendo!!

[Andy0808isgod]

down with Thatcher.

[chchchcherrybomb37]

Noel's friends with Johnny Borrell? Ugh, that twat. Luke and Johnny, they're both twats!

[MidnightStone2090]

absolutely love noel fielding!! and i liked alfie in this as well (well cute!) shame i don't really watch this anymore. it really isn't the same without simon :( come back simon pplleeaassee!!

[MissMillsonxx]

Noel Fielding has the attention span of a walnut. Every time Simon asks them for an answer Noel talks about pigeons or something XD

[ShayMeFuel]

I love the look of sheer disdain on Simon's face while he's doing the "mucho mucho lover" thing.

[MsHippo96]

donny=cringe!!!!

[ClickChase]

lmao bill bailey snapping the pencils in half hahha ''fuck everything'' hahahah

[Prometheus800BC]

"And now I'm Cool" XD

[mizzuks]

Noel, Bill, Amstell, and an absolute retard. Possibly the best Buzzcocks line-up ever.

[XXXsm3xiiiXXX]

Donnies Prince joke actually made me laugh...

[redhotchililuv]

Donny Tourette has officially made it onto my 'Cunt List'

[ChuckneyYT]

I love the way the Buzzcocks regulars can take the royal piss out of the really ignorant guests and the guests just think they're fawning.

[diway64]

Mohican on your pancreas!

made me piss myself laughing

[Athina345]

"And now I'm cool."

Oh my god I fucking love Simon!

[GHANA2000023]

the sunglasses suit simon more than they to Donny. 

[damnitjanet25]

He's no spoon

-no he's a shovel. <<<<I laughed so hard!

[Friedl123]

Bill Bailey = comedy genius

[jadekillcity]

i love when NMTB gets absoloute cocks on the show like donny

[xxKaxitaxx]

"Let me explain. Donny's a punk."

Donny's a punk? DONNY'S A PUNK!?

He's less punk than my three year old cusin ffs! This isn't punk, it's CHILDISHNESS!

[AL13NM]

@xxKaxitaxx Yeah I dont think you can be "Punk" and a reality star.

I think the two are completely exclusive.

[AL13NM]

@xxKaxitaxx Yeah I dont think you can be "Punk" and a reality star.

I think the two are completely exclusive.

[thedigitaldragon]

sunglasses: they even make psychopaths look cool

[ouuu]

i appreciate the libertines mention.

this is def one of the funniest nmtb episodes!

[SacredSobek]

"Eh, Monsieur! Monsieur le Kook!"

[carly3579]

He's no spoon is he? He's a shovel

[soojb7799]

"I'm sensing you're going to be a peculiar nuisance this evening." Oh, Simon. How right you are.

[sallyrhiannon]

stop the stupid v signes you twat -.-

[ilikemilkshake206]

'Down with Thatcher!'

[hannaALBARN]

is it strange that i kinda like Donny??

[alltimelowobsessed11]

@hannaALBARN Nope :)

[CasparWilson]

@hannaALBARN yes.

[SiindaaayBayBay]

also i love how everytime someone teases another on this show, it's always really lighthearted. donny can't seem to grasp that concept.

[SiindaaayBayBay]

donny smiles like a creep

[forshizzlemywizzle]

"I'm sensing you're going to be a peculiar nuisance this evening."

Also, I don't know how Noel can actually drink without spitting while all this is occurring.

[forshizzlemywizzle]

Oh that's right. I remember THIS asshat (in reference to Donny, obviously)

[QueerChickenGurl]

that donny isn't punk, he's just a twat

[whothefislate]

@QueerChickenGurl most modern punks are twats

[whothefislate]

@QueerChickenGurl well actually punks have always been twats

[QueerChickenGurl]

@whothefislate well at least they're twats with a decent taste in music XD

[whothefislate]

@QueerChickenGurl That is true

[PolarSquid]

Donny Tourette makes me uncomfortable.

[Rachelk30]

Donny Is a f**king idiot!!

[popsoccer09]

I can't believe Noel had to explain 'spooning' to Bill, lol. How has he gotten away with that for so long?!?!?1

[SerGaToKaR]

I love how as soon as Donny insulted Bill, Simon just spent the rest of his time ripping the shit out of him. You don't fuck with the host's team captains

[357Snowball]

Is it just me, or are the people to Phil's left always twerps?

[agata521]

@357Snowball not always. mark ronson, moby , nick hodge were alright. Although admittedly twats were usually on Phil's team....

[spitfirexftw]

... And now I'm cool.

[BabyPyschedelic]

Bill Bailey = COMIC LEGEND

Noel Fielding = absolute sweetheart

Donny Tourette = about as punk as Enya

[kingofcrime87]

Sex Pistols, Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicous. They were punk. Donny is trying his best to be punk and just coming across as an ordinary, everyday twat!! Fuck off!!

[MissProperPosh]

Donny Tourette could "dick on the sex pistols?"

P'hahaha,coming from a man whose fake name bares a remarkable resemblence to Johnny Rotten? He's certainly lost his spark seeing as he now works as a music librarian for Sky TV.

Idiot.

[MusicByTheMoon]

I'd like to see Donny on Qi

[soojb7799]

"That'll tell Thatcher!"

[soojb7799]

As an American I can't understand why there's so much animosity toward the Kooks. Their music doesn't sound all that bad. I'm quite confused here.

[MusicByTheMoon]

@soojb7799 Welcome to the music industry! 

[BabyPyschedelic]

@soojb7799 I think that they're just not considered to be very cool, a lot of them went to stage school and get played by mainstream and rubbish radio stations like Radio 1, whereas cooler bands like Joy Division formed in a pub. I'm not a fan myself but don't let them put you off liking them :). Donny Tourette is the antithesis of a musician or punk rocker!

[phailez]

Just in case there was anyone that thought punk was still alive somewhere deep down, Donny came to enlighten us.

[rockguru123]

"He's no spoon is he?... He's a shovel" oh god that's hilarious!

[FrAnKWGS]

I cringe every single time Donny speaks.

[leshark]

what tha fuck is a "mucho mucho luvo"??? this guy is the biggest twat iv ever seen!

[mel818]

@leshark Sounds like a strange spanish/english mixture, "Mucho mucho love"="Lots lots of love" or something like that.

[IAxHero]

"bill is a professional comedian - you won't win"

LMAO SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH!

[jjammmees]

@IAxHero He was already sat down?....

[bekylina]

Simon to Donny: I can sense that you're going to be a peculiar nuisance this evening.

you have no idea.

[sakkarinahp]

This ident is such a blast fron the past.

Please excuse my nostalgia trip.

[nicetnetennba]

Noel is adorable in this adipose! (: and I love how you can tell Bill and Phil genuinely like Noel.

[HaHaHamHammer]

Quite telling that Donny's first word on the show was 'crap'.

[astralmaster69]

i love how everyone is bashing Donny

and im just sitting here loving the fuck out of him

[RubyRighteous]

I love that they are just taking the piss whenever Donny speaks. What a c*nt.

[yuame]

His surname is Tourette, so explains all. (no offence to anybody who's suffering from it.)

[MrDoobie6]

my god Donny Tourette is a douchecanoe.

[azrielseclements]

Imagine if Donny Tourette appeared on Q.I.? It would be legendary...particularly if Bill Bailey and Phil Jupitus appeared on the same panel with Stephen & Alan.

[ElzieMayS]

Tourette...what a wanker. I'm not sure whether he actually thinks that he is funny, or if he's just retarded. :/

[MrJaymzey]

Donny couldn't try and fail much harder @ being a punk.

[Kyuuketsuki8Neko]

@MrJaymzey he coulnd'r fail much harder at being anything

[Kyuuketsuki8Neko]

@MrJaymzey @MrJaymzey he coulnd'r fail much harder at being anything..

[rokas1899]

this is the best episode ever, the jokes, the intros, guests, everything

[floomification]

@IrishGary i think perhaps you just don't understand his comedy. maybe you feel threatened by his sex symbol status. maybe you're just an angry leprechaun ... i don't know, but in any case i disagree with your opinion because noel fielding is AWESOME.

[KawaiiMooMoo]

Donny makes Jedward look like two philosophers :P

[ninushka8]

When donny tourette did that "mucho mucho lover" thing, i threw up in my own mouth a bit.

[wallflowerleague]

I hate The Kooks with a passion.

[BrightEyedAthena]

I love it how even Simon Amstell, whose whole schtick is cutting down vapid celebrities, is still completely bemused by how RIDICULOUS Tourette is being.

[ELFNF]

the 8 people who disliked this no nothing of life. anything with noel fielding in is automatically liked!!

[terrilou777]

im a rat!, im a rat!, im a rat!, and i also happen to be a fucking ponce!! thats a direct quote from donny tourette himself, i heard him say it! okay yeah it was in my imagination, but still if he had of actually said it, truer words would have never been spoken!! =]

[Jemma1908]

The best episode EVER.

[DanRaccoon]

Donny, please die, please just die, die repeatedly until dead, die constantly in the face, die dying in a sea of dying death.

[thedoctorwho07]

"I should explain... Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win."

roflol

[thegirl44]

Hey Phil,

While I'm on the topic, would you mind if I put the "Donny Tourette Vs. Speaker" video in the related on the third part of this? It's a good laugh but I don't want to just presume to put it on without getting the Ol Korrect from you.

[PhiMine]

@thegirl44 No I don't mind. You can put it

[JustineMcxx33]

I love this show, I also think the hate towards Donny should stop lol. DID NONE OF YOU ENJOY EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF HIM?! lol I thought it was genius and he so played everything up. Who gives a shit it was fucking funny lol.

[thegirl44]

@JustineMcxx33

I just about pissed myself at his response to "I am an Anti-Christ , I am an anarchist.." in the next lines round the first time that I saw it (Don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched through, yet).

He's thick as two planks and as entertaining as watching a dumb dog chase a parked car, what more can you ask for from a guest on this show?

I'm as staggared as you are that he pisses people off.

You want a creaser check out "Donny Tourette Vs. Speaker" on this site.

[MEVVH]

Noel is so so gorgeous

[kinofrohan]

"Bill is a comedian, you won't win" - Love it XD

[LivinTheEnglishDream]

noel, phil, simon and bill, all in one episode. Ruined by donny tourette.

[random10133]

i love how when donny tries to insult and embarass everyone but just ends up embarrasing himself

loveeee simon wish he would come back

[TheLaceratedSky]

OK, I know what spooning means...but I'm trying to imagine someone being a shovel:P Help?

[MonsBadonicus]

Simon looks like Muammar Qaddafi with those glasses on.

[AvatarAchrel]

i can sense you are going to be a peculiar nuisance this evening

so true

so true