C.L.A.P. : Lesson 2 — Words and Characters

[BobyChanMan]

Who's voice is this? 

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@BobyChanMan mine.

[BobyChanMan]

@ricepiratenewgrounds You know I lived in China, and this is basically how the older generation treats Americans.

[BobyChanMan]

3rd?

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@BobyChanMan coming soonish....

[MrSpy3000]

1:43 hahaha its Mao!

[destructoidreaper3]

you a dumb egg

[baka7dogo]

I JUST LOVE THIS..AND THE RUDENESS IS SOO FUNNY =^_6= CANTS WAIT 4 DA 3

[CSoiretgeFsM]

YOU RICE PIRAH.

YOU STOP MAKING-A DA BING BONG! BING BONG COST 2 DOLLA! AND WHATCHU TALKING BOUT HAMBUHGUH. THAT NO YO HAMBUHGUH! THAT NOH YOH SHIRT EITHAH.

YOU NO MAKE FLASH UNTIL YOU DOCTAH. I VERY DISAPPOINT!

(Seriously tho, I love your work. You bring family great honor.)

[diamondheart154]

came here and im friggin confused for all i know these guys leaving the chinese comments are planning to take down americuh..........i wonder......

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@diamondheart154 I'm planning to make you better at the SATs ... at least the math portion

[legojangofettclone]

@ricepiratenewgrounds

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.......

...IM KOREAN!?!?

[legojangofettclone]

@ricepiratenewgrounds

Waitwaitwaitwait, that made no fucking sense.

[diamondheart154]

@ricepiratenewgrounds O.o..........oh i see OF COURSE

[Naoyasha]

You cant tell me to put down my Miewk-Shake-Ice-Cream! D:<

No matter how many times you call me a dumb egg. QQ

[RIPMoJiTo]

Porco Dio.

[thefunkof30000years]

Thanks i cant pronounce hamburger anymore

[rock4574571234]

:D i speak english

[19bassie92]

I thought train was 電車 like in Japanese

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@19bassie92 well that's electric train ... so probably for subways ... though subway is "di tie" ... at least that's one word for it

[19bassie92]

@ricepiratenewgrounds

I understand now, in japanese it's 電車, but in Chinese the composure of the kanji is different for a lot of words.

[shamizu]

@19bassie92 yeh. japanese characters come from china. 我 means both I or me in japanese and chinese.

[19bassie92]

@shamizu

in japanese me is 私 or わたし in hiragana.

[shadowknight539]

i was waiting for this day for soooooo long

[Jaytherapture]

THATS A YOU YOU A DUMB EGG

[OriginofBrotherhood]

HAHAHA!

[Tokioka]

So good lol.

[naileyes]

I no longer ignorant english. great teacher has open my eyes. also also make dem smaller. good job ok!

[R10Zone]

i dont think he likes america much XD

[Joh447]

lett me get back to my shark ballz....

[azngamefreak46]

Subscribes! Great stuff cant wait for more lol!

[HaveALittleLaugh]

kakakak,,,faggot

[mclovininja45]

教训三现在!

[cheesyflames]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, VIRGINIA?

[SonGanon]

this is actually correct XD

[hdad2]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[Guanchen]

this is hillarious XD

[18log]

*Puts down milk shake ice-cream*

[Necroionutwiz]

lol great job rice :)

[simonli2575]

BTW Hamburger = 漢堡 = 漢堡包

[simonli2575]

香港人在此留名

[sladikk]

White+silly=idiot

Didn't see that coming.

[dustyboyminkey]

I wasn't drinking my milkshake ice cream when I watched this. I was throning.

[fightwatcher111]

@dustyboyminkey whats throning? is that like planking and owling? if it is nvm

[fightwatcher111]

@fightwatcher111 yup nvm there is a vid on it -.-

[Chief0nion]

google translate shows all !!!!

[reelo2228]

脑 +  残 =脑残

brain+lacking some shit=Retarded!

[Daniel771212]

中文有繁體和簡體，簡體又稱為殘體，因為不健全

[reelo2228]

@Daniel771212 如同某某小岛子。

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@Daniel771212 我喜歡繁體字.

[kNowsSight]

@ricepiratenewgrounds 我曾经好像你一样用繁体字，然后我的膝盖被箭射中了。。。

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@kNowsSight watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[werty1326]

@ricepiratenewgrounds What does it mean!!!!????!!

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@werty1326 ching chong bing bong bong bong ding dong

[oOBLOODBUBBLEOo]

@kNowsSight you used to like him?

[Bobfang1992]

@Daniel771212 是你自己这样叫吗？第一次听说。

[Daniel771212]

@Bobfang1992

普遍學習繁體的人，所謂簡體其實不算中文文化，是由中國(非臺灣­)提出的"漢字簡化方案"，如果想學習真正的中文字體，我的建議­是繁體。

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@Daniel771212 我同意。<3

[YoungsVideos44]

你们是个大苯蛋。

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@YoungsVideos44 我們？只有我一個人。

[YoungsVideos44]

@ricepiratenewgrounds 开个玩笑罢了。

[Warrior300000]

About Time This Came Out.

[Renatoz2008]

worning lol

[CrazehGamer]

I not can put down milk shakeice cream of mine.

[tacobellman2]

I've watched this at least 7 times trough out the day and it's like watching it for the first time again and again. I've had to change my pant's 7 times today

[Shetyre]

does taking this lessons gives me supershinisaiyangamininja powerz ?

[samsoot2468]

Im Chinese but im not a fended it more funny then slagging

[BlankeyTeddy2]

Well, many words and terms in Chinese are direct pronunciation of the English equivalent words. That is why things like sandwich, Coca Cola, and hamburger don't make sense.

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

i am the half taiwan ren and a half lao wai.

[konnii1]

@ricepiratenewgrounds your a 7 and keep makeing good videos

[cbert007]

hmm thats a pretty good accent are you actually chinese?

[JazzaStudios]

I'm from offended and am chinese by this video

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@JazzaStudios you english is a very clear. you make the good jazz musics.

[legojangofettclone]

@ricepiratenewgrounds

jutsadvgfhlasurefdihcgeavryhsc­xvjkasedbhfvaeuhysfdcgxjvbsmnf­dcx

that is asian

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@legojangofettclone if i didn't know better, I'd think you were born in the Hu-Nan province

[LeNZian]

Lol, this explains the phrases on Chinese products that have been translated to English

[Inferno41]

those translations are actually all real, good review. Please make more insulting educational videos for Chinese!

[sladikk]

I too busy wit my videogame and be stupid to have time! I will now proceed to eat four or five more hamburger!

[AmethystApple]

It's funny, because your first lesson really made me get into Chinese, and now I already learn Chinese with a teacher :D

that's obviously because I'm not a lazy American.

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@AmethystApple so good you are learning now and no lazy america! you look in mirra, you probry have da smaller eyes now

[LemonatoR32]

this lesson was 38.

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@LemonatoR32 lolol

[ColeSlawSausages]

its both funny and educational :D

[SecondVelocity]

Im watching this an Im chinese.

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@SecondVelocity what you learrrrrrn, mmmmm?

[husky7876]

you callin me a 38, boy?

[brandon11122]

Finally.

[bocodamondo]

thats hilarious :D. you made my day xD

[MindChamber001]

hahah awesome



[WeedyBeaner]

Chin Pum Pan Tortillas Papas

[konnii1]

eight....HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!!!!

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

@konnii1 3-8 ... :P

[konnii1]

@ricepiratenewgrounds O_O shit just got real

[rBlobify]

I understand this :D

[Ghostgnads22]

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JustEatThePie]

You're like the Mandarin Chinese party animal around here

[lpfann]

wut

[FlashFireEX]

Anyone who commented before me didn't even watch the whole video and just wanted first comment.

[InfrenalKAhn]

first