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  • Sure, it's obvious that he says "no" every time, but...

    "WOAH JEEZUS" is what really makes these videos special.

  • @CODYglitch666

    He's from the UK...

    I think its YOU who should get a life.

  • happens to me all the time -.- ^^

  • EAT MY ASS YOU FAGGOT AMERICAN! ALL YOU LOSERS DO IS PLAY CALL OF DOOTY,

    GET A LIFE!

  • @CODYglitch666 Try looking at his profile, He's from the U.K.

    I hope you made yourself look like a fucking idiot.

  • @SporeFan01234 lol so easily trolled

  • I cant believe WiFi Toaster liked this video

  • OAAAHH!! JESUSSSS!! haha i love it

  • rapidly press  8 and than 1 , for gay owned

  • JESUS!

  • Jesssssuuuusss

  • Most funny care pacage kill on mw 3 you will see in times

    /watch?v=3TM2dj0ARmU

  • what was the flare

    

  • press 9 for wizard of oz :)

  • this is true: that same thing happened to me when i played black ops, everytime

  • where did you get that stuff that makes the red dust come out? also where can you get it? last question is how much does it cost?

  • @warbannana7 it looks like a couple red smoke bombs you know those things they sell in firework stores there also cheap like 1 dolla for a pack of 4

  • Fake guns don't kill people.

  • @motormouth1000101 A shot was never fired in this video.

  • Press 4 wait till the box falls on him the Press 1 LMAO!!!

  • @BrettLandon11 Owned xD

  • LOL LUV IT

  • I hate to be the only person here not being sarcastic, but the effects in this vid are WAY better than usual!

  • what was it uav sentry gun come on people help me out!

  • Aaauugh jaayzuuzzzz lool

  • How did you get the care package in real life?

  • brilliant :DD

  • this always happens to me! D:

  • When you get squished by your own care package... your supposed to shout: GOD ****king Damnit!!!!! as loud and as hatefull as you can. ;)

  • i lold when he said:

    UUUUUHG JEEZUS

  • That is Hilarious!

  • His shadow looks really good!

  • AGHHH JESUS

  • "AAAarrruuuuuugblaaaahhhhh JeSUs."

  • That care package really does care for him.

  • THIS ONE WAS THE BEST!

  • This game SUCKS more then Joe is at surviving for more than five minutes

  • OMG the package wasnt the right way up! GASP

  • Lovin the trainers

  • Press 4 until he gets hit then press 1.

    God damn little kids.

  • fake

  • @DanyCowman wow it must be obvious day at camp stupid

  • @DanyCowman no shit. Get the fuck out of here faggot.

  • @SpychoSpy obviusly im joking, fuktard..

  • @DanyCowman lul same here bro

  • Press 4 (THEN WAIT FOR HIM TO FINISH SAYING OH JEEBUHS!!!) the. 1.

    You should hear- OH JEEZUHS!!! Owned!

  • jezuz.

    lol

  • Press 4 for "OHH!! JEEZUZZ!"

  • JAEEZUS!!

  • Wrong side up :o

  • lol i laughed so hard :D

  • hahah, oh joe, your suffering will never end xD

  • The ending word ... Mnnnoo!

  • ITS so funny the way its unprofessional XD

  • oh ahhhh Jesus lol

  • @iRentallyMetarded guns are not illegal in england

  • He had so much more teabagging to do :(

  • Sooooooo fake, everyone knows guns are illegal in england

    :P

  • @iRentallyMetarded This is New Zealand. Shit's goin down.

  • Used to think these videos were stupid and unfunny, but I now see the humor with the constant "no" lol

  • Nooo... Lol! You've gotta love him

  • love his creepy voice

  • press 0, then 5, then 4, then 9.

    Joe: Care package inbound!

    Other dude: Alright then, Joe hows your- AH!

    Joe: ...No...

  • lolcarepackagefail.

  • btw i bet it was ammo-always is

  • love the JEEZAS :)

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  • @WazUpPersonWatching owww owned

  • @WazUpPersonWatching haha nice

  • fake

    lol, jkjkjkjk

  • this is TedCrusty's most realistic looking video so far...

  • @armendfresh33

    Activision is back? OH SH- *gets crushed by carepackage*

  • 72 people got crushed by a care package

  • The URL has "yay" in it.

    Just saying.

  • Noh!

  • GAMER TAG??????

    

  • Hahahaha ;p

  • Ted what ever your name maybe get this advertised for the next call of duty.

    you might get something for it.

  • Warning due to the graphic nature care packages must be avoided at all costs.

  • Yeah, I know some ppl might find this rly dumb, but after all these years all you can do is laugh, this guy is funny as hell!

  • @armendfresh33 Y̡̢̛̻̬̮̱ͤ̿̏ͫ͂͛ͤ̒̌O̖̜̹̝͔̠̫ͬ͛Û̽­̜̺̲̥ͩ͒̉̎͝ Ḁ̞̜̳̼̥̜̉ͨͩͅR̳̘̪̄̂̀ͫ͋̓̇ͥ͛E̛̜͓ͣ­̱͈̳̥ ̐̋T̛͔̭̜͙͎̩̦̈̆ͅH̢̙̘͍̲̟̑ͧ̂̏ͨ͒͊̇E­̘̙ͨ̈̄͗̾̇ͅ ̫̖̻̬̻̳̈͋͌͗ͩ̏̏ͣͫͅN͖̺͈ͨ̈̍͞͡E͗̍̀ͣ­̷͒̃҉X̆ͮ҉̡́Tͦ̇ͩͣͦ̎̂͏̸̯̞̹͔̗̺͝ ͎̯̖͎̟̳̂ͣ̊̚͟Ṫ̡̝̦͋̒͗͛ͥ̅ͩ͡Ȃ̾ͣ̊̓­̐ͬ͏̢̝̲Rͤ̄ͨͨG̢͗̓̍̓ͤ͂ͧͅÉ̛͍̪͕̖͟͠­T̓̒

    ̨̝̟̺̝̤̯͙̗ͧ͋ͤͫͭ̕͟

    ̛̪̰̲̖͕̙̖̈͂͊̊ͦͦ͝A̶̶̙̖̰̗ͦͮ̇Ṡ͋̃̍­̷͉̥̗͇̄̃ͩ ̍̅̀ͭ̾̚H̸̩̣͙͚̯̃͌̊͊̉͊͛̇͘E̶̘̪ͣ̓ͭͅ­͇̮ ̾ͮ̈͋̿̑̽H̸̆͏̦̗̜͚̗̙ͅȖ̩͙ͭ̅ͪ͞Nͨ͋͌­̠̼̥̱̩̞͔̺G̲̈ͨ̈̀́̍̓͠͞Ȩ͆͏̛͖̦̯̻R͗­͕̗̍̒ͫ͞ͅS͔͍̟ͪ̅̑̓̈́̕ ̘͓̳̣́̑ͪ̽̆̀͘F̛͚̦̙͉̳͔ͦ̆͑̃̽͐̚͢Oͨ̍­̨͇̣̪̼̭ͩͤ͑R̺͚̻͈̩̳͛ͤͮ̀̒͆̽̔͘ͅ ̺̟̦̼ͨ̒̏̍̾Y̛͎̲ͤͦͮͣ͜Ȯ̇͡U

  • @MisterSandvich YOU ARE THE NEXT TARGET AS HE HUNGERS FOR YOU- what it says :3

  • @armendfresh33 You shouldn't have done that...

  • LoL :D

  • The graphics will never be this good.

  • i actually told him to move because he would get hit by the care package when he stepped over the smoke.

  • thumbs up if this ever happned to you on accident

  • @pulsepunder all the time, i throw it down then it bounces off of something and lands on me, or i throw 2 down and forget about 1 whilst i collect the other haha

  • @l33trikimaru lmao the last part..thats happened to me

  • holy shit AHHAHAHAHAA

  • thumbs up if you say no along with the guy

  • you changed the title to get more viewssssssss!! NNNO!

  • press 4 and then press 1 Xd

  • @NJtornado what happens :S ?

  • He is holding himself for dont laugh when he is saying "care package inbound" :D

  • TedCrusty has better special effects than freddiew.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARORLFROF­LROFLLOLOLOROFLOMGOMGOMGHAHAHA­HAHI'MPISSINGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHRO­FLLLLLLLLLMAOPMSLGEHEHEHEHEHEH­EHEHAHAHAHA

    okay i'm done.

  • OH NO :D

  • 67 people are too stupid to realise it's a joke ;D

  • press 4 then 1 for OWNED

  • @TW3AKPedo 4 is nothing only press 1

  • @jordyy24 nah pressing 4 makes him get hit then 1 is OWNED wich is pretty epic :P

  • @SuperRandomshit101 oh yyes very epic :D :D

  • @jordyy24 lol 

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  • your FOV is fucked

  • that should be a new death sound for call of duty, AHHH JESSUUSSS

  • I find these clips heaps of fun as well, sure they're childish but in a nice way. I really wanna see some Halo 4 gameplay footage Ted, some red vs blue action is in order mate.

  • GEEZUS , Alright Joe hows ur ultra realistic computer game going on?

    Noo

  • haha, probably the only video on youtube with MW3 in the title that wont get disliked and spammed for not having gameplay... great vid dude!

  • This can't be Call of Duty. First of all, Call of Duty will never have graphics look that good. Second of all, there aren't random grenades and explosions everywhere. Third of all, everyone in Call of Duty is made out of plastic filled with jelly, so Joe would actually explode, regardless of how heavy the package is.

  • lol

  • I jerk it to these vids, joe is pretty hot

  • LOL

    Briliiant :)

  • Is this the only Tedcrusty video with more likes than dislikes?

  • mmmmmNaaah

  • PWND

  • SO REAL

  • this one is actually pretty funny hahahahahah

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  • These videos are actualy hilarious! I like your necrophalgist shirt.

  • battlefeild 3 graphica are still better

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  • This should be the advertisment for the next call of duty

  • @motormouth1000101 You're sad as fuck.

    You spam different comments hoping one of them will get Thumb'd Up.

    P A T H E T I C

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  • @TheSeventiethSeven Aww, removing the comment, did you realize you're a stupid fuck who's so pathetic that getting Thumb'd Up makes you feel good?

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  • This must be the best Call Of Duty out, look at the graphics so realistic.

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  • graphics do look better

  • care package inbound, handle with care

    no screw that throw it out of a helicopter

  • OMG the graphics are so.... real?

  • I did that in MW2, my Care Package fell on an enemy and he died

  • @burninrubber440  Win.

  • @TheBek909 WRONG! Epic win.

  • @burninrubber440 RIGHT! I could add more but then it would get long and boring eventually and you would be all SHUDDUP ALREADY so I will.Now. :D

  • press 6 then 1 then 6 then 1 quickly

  • Dude OMGOSH nice care package / spoiler: in MW3 you can get an umbrella, a cup, and two arrows as a care package!

  • lmao shoulda played battlefield

  • Meanwhile at Sledgehammer games...

  • AHHH JESUS!

  • lol

  • I think it might be fake, but I'm not sure...

  • Huff, no.

  • press 9 for nooo

  • dick 7

  • flip, look how many different qualities they're are!!

  • @JaesonD2

    Use the right "their" next time you moron

  • @ColeCola12 It's there. Not they're. Not their

  • @joshuadelkol

    I was using it as an example you fucking dumbass and why would you put they're? You're fucking retarded

  • @ColeCola12 it would actually be there dumbass. lol

  • @ColeCola12 was that meant to be funny?

  • @JaesonD2

    You fucking dumbass.

  • @ColeCola12 it's there not their, GET IT RIGHT

  • @JaesonD2

    It was an example, but I understand your stupidity from your first comment. It's fine.

  • You still do these videos! Keep them coming!

  • haha funiest ever!! =)

  • funiest ever!!

    

  • I like Joe's shoes, excellent combat gear.

  • That happened to me in Black Ops once.

  • i think cod mw3 should have the grahhh jesus! as one of the death sounds

  • Hey, TedCrusty, where did you get that gun from?

  • @yoshifan277 It's an airsoft gun

  • @malvern666 :P

  • AH jesus!

  • The punchlines are always the same but, the delivery is always so different...I already cracked up towards the middle because I knew what was coming after.

  • @RowdyMuffin No...

  • Lol @ cod fanboys raging

  • GUYS THIS IS FAKE BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE REACTED MORE WHEN HE SAW HIS FRIEND DIE.HE DID NOT REACT ALOT SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE GUYS.

  • Yes

  • Press 9 for 'NNHhhhnoooooo'

  • I LOVE THIS GUY