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  • very inspired film.... want full m0vie then CheCk it 0n k o o k i c a with no spaces!

  • ffffilm famvir

  • view this at moovi.co.cc. This really get it right.... There's a lot of good love moments in it, but also there is great action.. Acting is really great and I must say very convincing. I am sure, any other movie could not hold a candle to this. I am very happy with it. Watch it!!

  • This one was ok in my opinion. Could have made it more epic but generaly ok story. I enjoyed it totally free on moovi.co.cc. I saw a very good quality of it there.

  • I saw it a month ago at a prescreening and can't wait to see it again. Maybe even tonight at kookíca, now that it's open here. It i really perfect movie, trust to me. You will like it.

  • Great, really great movie, i was quite impressed.....just like the other movies of this director, amazing storyline and great film. He is the best director in the world indeed. Find it now on kookíca and enjoy it!

  • This movie with its fantastic story and so talented acters makes your heart sing. This is the only movie that can beat competition, that can win all the awards. Great directed, love it all. SEe it at kookíca. NUmber one!

  • so its not porn....

  • Watching movies online is now truly an exciting experience for me...!! Things have changed now guys... Here is the site you would like to go for... It is kookìca...!!! Movie is really great, trust me...

  • i seen that movie its funny as hell n perverted too :33

  • 0:28

    is that adriana lima?

  • No. That is not Adriana Lima. If it were her she would be listed in the cast and heavily promoted. She isn't.

  • where is the full version?

  • the best movie ever!!!! <3 i love it

  • AWESOME.

  • This movie isn't actually as stupid as it sounds... it IS stupid, but there were funny lines, and the movie was pretty good. It's no worse than some of the stupid American horror films. Plus I think anyone would rather see this than Ultraviolet. No matter how bad a movie is, don't forget, it is better than Ultraviolet.

  • losing an eye is better than ultraviolet.... how does it keep getting aired on cable?!

  • I don't even know man. Dude I'd rather play leap-frog with a f*cking unicorn.

  • LOL XD

  • This movie hardly had any lesbianism in it.

    Especially not enough to backup the title.

  • Any chance the film is meant to be tongue-in-cheek? There is a long-standing academic tradition concerning the construction of lesbianism as demonic so as to mediate its threat to the heterosexual order (which mainstream film normally maintains). See Camille Paglia's "The Daemon as Lesbian Vampire" in Sexual Personae or Terry Castle's The Apparitional Lesbian. So perhaps the film is being ironic (although it will likely drawn an unironic crowd as well).

  • That sounds a little overly sensitive. It could be the whole - vampires eat/kill people and feed off them like cattle that makes them portrayed as evil. (in the case of this movie) with the lesbians thrown in just to make a redicoulas movie even more outrageous.Not that Lesbianism has never been used in such a way. Some things are meant to be funny with no real meaning attached. I joke about Jews constantly, some people may think I'm racist, friends know it's because I am part Jewish, WW2 buff.

  • lol, i first heard of this movie when i came out of the cinema with my mates there was a poster for it and from what i can here its living up to its expectations :P

  • this film is amazing haha so funny

  • I'm a girl and I'm interested in seeing it ;)

  • whats wrong with the movie execpt for the fact that there vampires (fuck twilight] it's what men and woman [lesbians: ) WANT i mean really no one whants to see women who look and act like dudes (kinda defating the purpose) and besides there acting it's what actors do.

  • i must see this movie =)

  • for any one that has seen the film or heard of this song, the song is near the beginning of the film and its got the monster mash music to it but with different lyrics its a newish song

  • watched this, it's SO F*CKING HILARIOUS

    (im a bloke btw)

    but its funny - like "You're a vicar, you cant fucking swear" and "shit that was the coolest thing i ever did... ever!" (from Fitch)

  • Lesbian vampires are awesome... so how is it that this movie can look so unappealing?

  • Because this trailer is american

  • I don't get it, who are the lesbians?

    the vampires or the vampire killers?

  • The vampires. :P

  • the vampire killers are men.... so 2+2= 5!

  • Yeah, for fuck's sake I was being sarcastic

  • yeah, so was i....

  • or maybe people with some degree of intelligence

  • Awesome film, to bad didnt see in cinema yet, what I did was watched it online for free hehe, if you want to do it go to tvgod._info

    Enjoy ;)

  • Susan... you need to stop looking into this so deeply.

    Unfortunately you can't help the fact that men are attracted to lesbians. Yes you get a small minority who are hateful of homosexual people. this isn't it.

    All this is, is a film with violence, humour orientated towards males with the added sex appeal of hot lesbians frolicking about.

    I don't think it was trying to win an Oscar, for what it is its probably pretty good :) ill go see it

  • This looks like it'll be worse than their sketch show... which was pretty fucking awful.

  • this movie looks so bullshit

  • This movie was so shit.

  • 'it has killers!'

    'it has vampires!'

    'it has lesbians!'

    'and the name?'

    'lesbian vampire killers'

    'well, wat else were we gonna call it?' LOL

  • yh we can read and hear m8

  • Hehe, I didnt get chance to see it in cinema yet but watch at tvgod._info looks awesome the most hilarious is when they realize that the girls are vampires!!!

  • lol

  • I'm off to see that tonight

  • Mya Luanna in h0t girls in heat part4 - _ATUBESGIRL_._COM_

  • rotten trailer. x

  • This film looks really terrible! and not funny at all!

  • With quality films like Slumdog Millionaire and Shawshank Redemption, etc, Lesbian Vampire Killers is clearly aimed at low IQ teenagers, because nobody in their right mind would pay to watch this shit.

  • A bit up yourself aren't you? It's a comedy, it's not trying to be anything like those 2 films. People will go see it because they enjoy that sort of comedy, and there are bound to be people who enjoyed Shawshank Redemption (like myself) who will probably see this film. Movies don't have to be highly acclaimed award winners to be clever films. You never know, the timing and delivery of jokes might make this film stand out above other comedies, then again it might not.

  • I humbly disagree. This shit is why they coined the term ''unrated and uncut'' for DVDs.

  • i would :(

    but then again i just want to see it for a laugh , why don't people just watch films for the fun of it any more ? y does every one have to look into it so much and scrutinize every last bit of it ?

    i miss the simpler times :(

  • No, not at all, I have a fairly respectable IQ and I am going to see this because it's FUN.

    Not EVERY film has to be intelligent or carry a sub meaning to be good.

    Sometimes people go to the cinema, because it's a form of escapism. So please stop preaching on about all this bullshit that "only low IQ teenagers" go to see.

    People like to go to the cinema with friends aswell and watching something intelligent or depressing is not always the most fun.

  • u had me at lesbian vampires XD

  • me too ^__^

  • it won't be as good as shaun of the dead. But you knew that already didn't you.

  • I might go and see it next week...

    apparently its not that good though :P

  • Calm the fuck down femminazi bitch it's a comedy for fucks sake.

  • It's a joke.

    They're killing them (in the film) so the vampires don't kill them first.

    The reason they're lesbian women, is so to attract a larger interest.

    Would anyone so and see Gay Werewolf Killers?

    It speaks for itself.

    You've every reason to be offended, and I do see your side of the story, however I think that your taking this too heavily. Maybe if lesbian vampire killers became a real life sport, maybe then people would take on your views.

    For now, it's just a film.

  • movie doesn't come out until march 18th in england.

  • who's actually seen this movie cos im still making my mind up if i am actually bothered to see it. is it a gd film

  • its a 15 and its pretty good. Probably the best thing about frightfest was this movie.

  • thats so nang that i JIZZED IN MY PANTS

  • ill want to do a bang a rang with them init!

  • -.- dude u can only do it with a wooden spoon

  • ew who would want to see this. hahaha

    this is like a criss between twilight buffy and wild things hahaha

  • I'mma watch this. ;)

    ON MY OWN TOO!

    Yayy! xD

    Jawsh

    bkb

  • its a 15 woo

  • isit 12 or a 15. if its a 15 then they rr justt GAY!

  • soz mate its a 15

  • 15 it is...

    Damn post length

  • what rating is it? is it 12 15 or 18?

  • XD I cant wait for this film! I am going to see it on the opening weekend! Its going to be rubbish but oh well! xD

  • btw comment was 4 susangavaghan

    this film looks ausome gonna watch it as soon as it comes out :P

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  • oh jesus christ man, get a sense of humor...

  • This is a standard response to people who object to sexis and racist jokes "you have no sense of humour". I have a sense of humour, but not at the expense of others. Is there going to be a sequel "Gay Vampire Killers"?

  • no, this is a standard response to people who have no sense of humor but are convinced they do as much as they are convinced they understand the superficial slogans they repeat.

  • Thats a great description of yourself! When they bring out a film entitled "sad wankers who see crap lesbian films vampire killers" I will think that is hilarious. Will you?

  • my God, what a brilliant and mature reply! you must be quite an intellectual to be able to voice such dazzling counter argument, radiant with wisdom and wit! i am sure your parents must be very proud to have raised such a prodigy.

    coming back to the film - its quite simple, my homosexual friend. the film is popular because there is DEMAND for that kind of humor. banning or censoring the movie will simply mean bottling up emotional pressure within the society and that i snever healthy.

  • Thats very mature of you, reverting to name calling - I am actually a straight woman. But you haven't answered my question.

  • as far as calling people names is concerned, in your post you suggested indirectly that i was a sad wanker, which makes you a hypocrite. having said that, please tell me which expression in my previous post you find offensive.

    also, check the meaning of the word revert.

  • You have lost me. But you didn't answer my question that if lesbian vampire killers are so funny and fascinating that it cannot be oppressed, then a film about sad wankers who go to see such films should be equally as funny.

  • GET A LIFE!!! have a proper argument with someone you sad little douche.

  • The idea of the film is generally just based to be on comedy...

    I don't understand why your complaining to be honest...

    I have seen a lot more childish things in my lifetime, and the whole idea of the movie seems to be that its humorous and is aimed at a male audience.

    And yes Lesbian and Gay people exist but the film is basically acting on a Male stereotype involved with Lesbians, it isn't imposing on how they act

    It is down to your view what you believe but I just see it as a funny film

  • lol look at your age..... this is for young people of today , to be honest it looks wicked. Its not male orieinted its a comedy film which will make people laugh.....

  • tbh it is male oriented....sounds just like james corden type of thing tbh

    this is how i suspect they thought up the idea...sitting in the pub talking about what would make the best film ever(just chatty things like you do) and they came up with killing, vampires and lesbians....could it get any better?

  • btw i had the sound muted and didnt even hear it say ''one film has it all....'' so pretty much yes males think alike(Well most)

  • no it couldn't

  • wow this is whats wrong with todays society you come up with something to do with homosexuality(or petty much anything) as a joke and people winge about it chatting about PC and all this shite, get a sense of fucking humor

  • ffs its a comedie aimed 4 men us blokes like this type of shit and we know why gays and lesbians are like how they are so u don't need 2 tell us.... if u don't like the idea of the film then don't watch it! its simple don't have a go at anybody else who wants to watch it just cuz you don't

  • its so not a blokes film ma gf saw the trailer with me wants to watch it just as much as i do

  • well we can't tell u don't have a sense of humour

  • Susangavaghan, please. Stop it with the political correctness. This movie is a SPOOF. It's not designed to offend lesbians or gay people, it's just meant to be funny. It's purposely based around a sterotype, and very blatantly at that. It's obvious that the creators know this. It's a JOKE. I don't know how you were blind enough to not see that.

  • I accept the point you're making, in that it's a harmful representation, but I doubt the film will have that much of a widepread effect. The majority of people will see it's a joke, and it won't make them think any less of these people. I feel some people will see it the other way, but that's a the minority of them. I seriously doubt that this film's going to change anyone's opinion, and I think most will know that the film isn't really being serious at all and that real people aren't like that.

  • Are you saying lesbians won't find it entertaining aswell? You can't outrule that.

  • So you're bi?

  • I am neither a lesbian or bisexual. I am straight. However, I don't think that is the issue here.

  • But you are insane?

  • Not that I am aware. I am just a normal person who dislikes harmful representations of women in society. And how about you - are you insane?

  • Hell yeah!

  • I see that I can't fool you - you are just too good for me. I will now finally reveal my true identity to you - I am a real life lesbian vampire killer.

  • stupid fucking feminists. whats the big problem? it's a fucking joke!! i don't see why feminists are always so desperate to try and proove that they are treated lower than men when it's just complete bullshit.

  • /\

    idiot

  • only a real idiot would write something as queer as that.

  • Fuck off pussy

  • You should try to stay calm.

  • Susan, I'm a bloke and I'm non religously against sex unless it's for reproduction, believe it or not. And I hate how a lot of men constantly think about it and portrait women as sex toys.

    So not all men are bad. Just the majority of them.

    Having said that, these people are right. It's just a joke. Y'know, a laugh at how the majoirty of men are attracted to lesbians.

    So don't be offended.

    If they make a sequel taking the piss out of lesbians/ gays, then I'll join your club and complain.

  • By the way, anyone who replies to this and calls me a 'pussy' etc for being celibate; well you can fuck right off because you're obviously a typical modern day degenerate.

    Have a nice day. =)

  • get a girl friend pussy =)

  • I'm engaged actually so grow some balls SCUM BAG

  • Thank you brother for your respect! I can see what you are saying - it is a joke on how men are attracted to lesbians -well, not actual lesbians but the fake ones invented for pornography. I believe most of the women of Greenham Common were lesbians. They had more important things to do than perform sex acts for men, they sacrificed themselves to save the planet. But they wouldn't fit this kind of fantasy.

  • Exactly!

    I hear you on the point about fake lesbians in pornography. Same for gays really. It's almost a mockery of people's sexuality.

    This film isn't like that. It's just a modern day joke. The very same as how Superhero movie joked about Facebook and Youtube; it's modern and everyone knows about it.

    So don't feel offended my dear. It's all good. =D

  • You probably can't get any pussy.

  • Those are LESBIAN vampires.  Of course not.

  • I would like point out that my last comment was for that sensitive soul Crosswizz.

  • AWESOME

  • wat age rating dose it look like

    wat is the age on it ???

  • Is it 15?

    THANK FUCK. Wooho.

  • whats the age rating ??

  • Lol so seeing it... :D

  • On The Sunday Night Project I Thought They Were Kidding!

    Great! Its RealXD

  • i thought they were kiddin too xD wohhooo cant wait for it to come out in cinema XD

  • sounds like the dogs bollocks to me!

  • I love how this is specified as British... xD

  • Perhaps the greatest film that has happened to me of all time!

  • going to see it with a box of tissues on hand :P

  • How old do you need to be to go and see this FILM !( in uK )

  • 15 i think.

  • Yeah 15 + or Under 15 if your with an adult xD

  • Cheers ^^ i can pass of as 15 xD

  • ow old are you like

    and do you loo fifteen

    lol i dont ave to pretend like

    :) 17 :D woooop

  • i am 14 ... and people that don't know me say i look 16 ..>.> my brothers friend was like " yeah "little " " xD

  • lol you shouldn't have a problem.

    I look WAY younger for my age, and when I was 13 I got into 15 rated movies.. When I looked 11 or something.

    Tells me most cinemas don't give a toss :S

  • 01Eri its supposed to be funny its a comedy you tit looks genius man british humour is by far the best