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  • 00:04 thought that was a pot plant!

  • AHHH BROCKUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!

  • Step

    1.Get a bat

    2.Beat the shit out of her

    3.Tell her to make yu a sammich

    4.????

    5.Profit

  • your competition must suck if she's at the top that quick.

  • Turn captions on then pause at 10:00

  • @Kembro15 Lol principally modern warfare to condoms

  • i want a hot gamer gf damn it!!!

  • u hav a nice girlfriend

  • DONT CAMP

  • shes all cuddled up..she should get a snuggy

  • CAMPER, SHE GOT NO SKILL!

  • Remember when girls thought unicorns were real? That shit is about to happen to her.

  • hahahahahha she is so happy!

    XD

  • is there a reason why she ain't in the kitchen?

  • @NerdBerds She didn't want to to walk in on you while you were sucking of the plumber.

  • CAMPEEER O_O

  • She just learned something, all right. She learned how to get massive attention and admiration from her man.

  • ok ALL THE GUYS IN MW2 OR MW3 HAS NO GIRLS ON XBOXLIVE ....THEY HAVN'T PROABABLY EVEN LOST THERE VIRGINITY

  • @kasumimatsuri12 u must suck on cod

  • how to talk in microphone in mw2?

  • i gotta give you a thumbs up just for the ending

  • commando and noobtubes? ouch

  • big bang theory?

  • WHAT UP DRAKE!

  • @cheese12368 It's Drake's lost brother! :D

  • that's a weird looking kitchen

  • @GetInMySleepingBag hahahahahaha

  • @GetInMySleepingBag That comment is older than your vagina.

  • @Mabinogi1paladin this is coming from a 31 year old guy who probably lives in his grandmas basement playing minecraft all day and jerking off while drinking monster?

  • @GetInMySleepingBag Well actually i'm 14 and I don't "jerk off" or drink monster, I should try it someday. Also being 31 I would be a successful graphic designer and not living in my grandma's basement. But wait, who are you to talk. Insulting a woman that never met you personally yet you still insult her, grow up. If you like to talk about kitchens so much you should go work in one gosh. Oh and I played mine craft at the age of 13 and then stopped playing soon after I tried out online servers.

  • @Mabinogi1paladin XD and by "try it" I mean monster so you don't get the wrong idea I wrote this in another comment because of the character limit

  • @Mabinogi1paladin rofl your 14? you got alot to learn kid, oh also dont call yourself a woman, your a long ways from being one. last thing too, if my joke is so old and stale like you say why do i have the 2nd most likes on this vid?

  • Day 139 we are running out of food...

  • Most uncomfortable sitting position.

  • @TwigzofNowhere

    Benefit of not having balls, I suppose.

  • nice score! 1:10 1kill.......yeah

  • Thas not cool

  • BROKUS MAXIMUS I SPILT MAH TEA

  • Lisa damned!! go play this on a pc.. then we can go at it in a match ;)

  • you kinda look like denzel washington! :)

  • When I talk on mw2, blackops, mw3, everyone thinks I'm a fucking guy. -.-

  • Oh no now what are you going to do. Its like putting in a quater to knock loose the other quarter. Niether of you are ever going to see the Sun again. I wonder if they starved to death. It was over 2 years ago.

  • Hmm I guessed that it was a game for girls and fags. I'm going for bf3 :)

  • thats so freakin funny

  • y isnt she making u a sandwich

  • hehehe a very small amount of girls play but wen they try it they like it and become better then guys hmm good thing they don't play a lot cause the only thing were good at is gaming and if they take that away its a disaster :P

  • Haha bless her. :)

  • My gamertag is SrPacoTheTaco

  • yeah , and they say gamer chick's are fat , ugly and jobless psh yeaaah right ..such stereo types ..i know a couple beautiful ladies that love playing call of duty

  • she's a race traitor

  • She's such a camper

  • lol my gf played mw2 for like 20seconds, threw my controller on the floor nearly ricochet on my TV ftw.

  • What is she doing out from the kitchen?

  • She´s a noob!

  • she get killed because she was camping -.-

  • whoop 0:17 German Flag owned you :D

  • Of course she's terrible, she clearly never plays.

  • transcribe audio is hilarious

  • where red ring of death.lol

  • drake

  • brokus maximus

  • are you rasheed wallace?

  • @metal882 a Pruis is 42,000 dollars Bro that's a lot of cash I don't know what you drive but I doubt its more than that because some Mercedes don't even cost that much...

  • Obama.

  • @shaneymane15 yep, 

  • @Heidiblossoms ..all 2 of them?

  • my fav game on xbox live is mw2

  • i fucking love alpha

  • lisa's ugly ..as fuck !

  • @SkyKnight26 Are you fucking kidding?

  • @MapleLunii who cares .....wasnt talking to you ..come do my dishes

  • @SkyKnight26 Lol. Kitchen jokes are so old.

  • @MapleLunii kitchen jokes ? wha are those ? ..go away ! get a life

  • shouldnt she be washing dishes>?

  • ok pussies, enough with the sexist sandwich and kitchen jokes C'mon seriously your sitting at ur computer wondering why u dont get laid. dont be making those stupid jokes.......especially when u drive a prius....YOU KNOW WHO U ARE!

  • @metal882 They're just bitches with keyboards that get pussy whipped irl.

  • Good job bro! I need to get all my girls gaming with me!

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  • WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is she your girlfriend! White's are going extinct :(

  • @EliteMrBubble bet you wouldn't say shit if it was a white guy with with an asian girl.

  • @DaScrewUp

    Asians all look the same. So i dont give a damn. lol

  • @EliteMrBubble huh?.... anyways, point is you wouldn't cry about whites going extinct.

  • Maan fxck I wana play that shit ps3 or xbox

  • camper!!!!

    

  • I learned my lesson DO NOT PLAY WITH GIRLS ON MW2 THEY BEAT ME ON FFA

  • @justintylerwashere Finally, somebody who isn't a complete jerk about all this stuff.

  • @justintylerwashere all girl gamers arent good

  • @IChopYu u suck sexist

  • @Gibbadillo i'm not sexist and sorry but i know 10 year old girls that are 5x better at MW2 than her

  • Camper

  • @8TBALL Lol? I'm sure the first time you ever played a call of duty game you camped in the corner just like she did, Stfu and go troll somewhere else baddie.

  • end womens suffrage!

  • Camper lol

  • Women's rights.

  • I am convinced COD was designed for jocks, 16yr olds, and girls.

  • dosent matter if she's hot..... she is

  • lol day 139 i turned 22 on that day ^_^ november 28th :p

  • Just goes to show u mw2 takes no skill

  • Ahaha Hilarious. XD

  • stupid fucking nigger

  • @Fudgynezz Internet racism wont get you far its just beyond pathetic

  • Sony TV on a Xbox? Like LOL?

  • bet shes into videogames by now =P

  • Of course a interracial couple...

  • @aaronhida123 whats the big deal?

  • @aaronhida123 what's wrong wit that ? you maad bro? of "Of course, you got a small dick.

  • Hi Imanalohacat

    :333333

    

  • thats tight ur girl plays cod thats a keeper! lol

  • Lol watch this

  • why didnt u give her the sniper

  • Aye yo u look like kid cuddi

  • That's hot

  • @matt1113332 wow I thought white people were jolly all the time

  • At 0:53 controller's going dead

  • What is ur gamertag

  • @matt1113332 your actions are not tolerated

  • Any bodu else notice those marijuana plants at 0:46 and 1:25 XD

  • Shes a cutie

  • this is sweaty xbox nerd porn

  • girl noob

  • has anyone told you that you look like drake

  • Playing an Xbox on a Sony TV.....

  • I would indeed like to want to compete with them (LISA) in call of duty modern warfare2 on the PlayStation3

  • i didnt know drake had a youtube account.

  • ITS OBAMA WITH A BEARD

  • Their XBL GT: ImanAlphacat

  • ha thats cool

  • 0:30 CAMPER

  • This has interracial written all over :)

  • Could you guya stop making kitchen jokes ? The laundry needs loving to .

  • @pimp32ish you fags are never getting laid, Ha Ha go tell your moms that joke so she can slap the shit out of you too @Gers0011

  • @ChristianSarbu Really ? It was a joke , and way to go after the top comment.

  • what a boss

  • EA baby 

  • camper..

  • @dumilfreshbrillertje hahaa! I Got it shes sittin On a Camper CHAIR! !!!

  • @ProkseHDGaming you´re one of the very few who got it :P.. but touché dude.. touché..

  • your controll is dieing

  • Hahah I bet she goes on it to make sure you're not talking to other women hehe. Women are sneaky! So watch out!

  • Wow how did u get a girl looks like u ride the rainbow hard

  • @IVitalGamingI lol umadbro? xD

  • he is smashin that 24/7 hahahaha

  • @IVitalGamingI lol nerd rage much?

  • @IVitalGamingI no he has a girlfriend...you're the one on youtube bitching lol

  • I never use to talk trash to anyone until I started playing CoD lol

  • camper

    

  • please fuck off youtube there are to many daily vlogs, fuck off.

  • add meeeee

  • wow that was interesting zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

  • strange looking kitchen....no just kidding...or do i?

  • dont juse famas people will tryhard to fuck you back

  • she's so cute ur a lucky fuck!!

  • this is white trash is what she is

  • @iUseKnives wtf are you talking about?

  • dude, ur girlfriend is hot...

  • lol i bet i can beat her in Mw2

  • @sonicshadow802 All I want is for her to BEAT me..if you know what I mean :)

  • theres barely any trash talking. this defies the title of ur video. SMH

  • why the fuk are you playin xbox get of you can barely use the fukin controller properly

  • I'd love to be in a game with her xp. not dissin though

  • Make me a sandwich.....

  • oh my god you look like obama

  • oh my god its obama

  • is this alphacat? and i swear call of duty brings out the worst of people no matter who you are, i am glad i dont play online :)

  • I'm a sports gamer myself, but I've never seen Lisa get so up into a violent video game like Modern Warfare! Looks like she was having big fun! And she's not into violence at all! But, as I said, she was having big fun!

  • DAMN PSN !!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAY NOW!!!!!!!!!

  • she wasnt talking trash tho? but good vid anyways

  • dude get a ps3 man its free online gaming cool vid though

  • @ajameson20 but that get hack

  • Wow she's terrible, but atleast she's having fun. If you have the video sound quality low don't put a loud ass fucking outro in the video. That is annoying when the viewers volume is turned high...