MAGIC 8 BALL: Get Girls, Get Laid and YouTube Fame

[Jakc4822]

awesome

[itsUncleJerry]

that sloth description just killed it for me.. i couldn't stop laughing you're the best 8 thoughts..

[EJRocky]

You just earned a sub my man. I actually feel really fucking confident after watching this. Top class

[nativeboytellem]

EightThoughts is my name clever for Youtube? :D

[Gorillajoe22]

good shit bro

[no69ob]

eightthought is such a pimp

[Loogioh]

Man, that kickstand shit made me laugh so hard.

[MrBigbuda]

You inspired me

[headshotforyou]

Good shit, more vids plz

[mctopher13]

@crmxsebaszz Maybe you should improve the way you speak. And eightthoughts rules!

[fRANKY27BRO]

I see a

Whiteboy7thst vs. Eight thoughts. YouTube channel war.

[VvLOGiKvV]

It really is BS about your sub count. You should have more. You're one of the more entertaining people on youtube. Don't be afraid to get out of this MW3 shit.

Also, to follow up on his advice, here's mine. Don't be afraid to treat a girl like shit. They like it. True story. Alpha male shit.

[xFatalityCoD]

eight thoughts......you tought me how to have confidence cause my fam dont know how to teach me, imma call you daddy eightthoughts now

[Subdivisions21]

What he said about just being straight up with the girl is the truth.

[TheGreenfire23]

Wow amazing video and tips. The only reason I don't have the confidence to ask some really hot girl out at my school is because I have to see them again the next day even if they say no, and it would be awkward if everyone knew too haha.

[EightThoughts]

@TheGreenfire23 Fuck it man. Do you and try your best not to care what anyone else would think at your school.

[EightThoughts]

@TheGreenfire23 Fuck it man. Do you and try your best not to care what anyone else would think at your school.

[EightThoughts]

@TheGreenfire23 Fuck it. Do you and don't be afraid of what people at your school will think if you fail. Balls of STEEL!!

[EightThoughts]

@TheGreenfire23 Fuck it. Do you and don't be afraid of what people at your school will think if you fail. Balls of STEEL!!

[EightThoughts]

@TheGreenfire23 Fuck it. Do you and don't be afraid of what people at your school will think if you fail. Balls of STEEL!!

[MrBatesHD]

@TheGreenfire23 Bro, I just asked out a girl and she said no. She's in my school and lives in the same block, don't worry most girls have the decency to keep your conversation to them selves.. (But I wasn't that lucky :s )

[Ozmaister95]

Without doubt my fav commentator! EIGHTTHOUGHTS!!

[OMGWTF1971]

Your like the father I never had, which would be weird cause I'm older than you..... I think. You could by my adopted father, that would work. lol

[MrDrugdealer19]

Ana, it is what it is

[AKinGdom1]

Awesomeness

[MrCuntsmasher]

Favorited that shit, good stuff man.

[crmxsebaszz]

oi eight thoughts u nigga ur shit at cod manz gonna start switching if u dont imporve

[karetov94]

Wish I could get a fanbase like u lol

[0salinski0]

damn I have down syndrome and my names not ben....im fucked

[CodMickey]

Everyone hear me out:/ .i got really beast mw3 Moabs gameplays up my channel. come check it out and can you guys SPREAD the word about my channel? it would mean the world if can have a decent amount of subs! i really believe more people should be watching my vids :/ because i mean i post really good MOAB gameplays up in my channel EVERYDAY! and i dont want people to miss out on all of them and yes there is commentary on them dont worry, they are also in HD thanks and have a blessed day!

[BTortoise1]

LOL,

everyones disng WhiteBoy now!

[shaunyb781]

I think uglier guys get more girls than the better looking guys. Ever watch Jerry Springer?

[AkimbroSliced]

44 subs. Still fun. Having a close, well knit sub base is much better than having 10000000000000000000000 subs and be a holier than thou dick. Also, I'm a fanboy. I'm also a dog.

[MrBodybag1]

best advice i've heard in a while :) :)

[HowToPlayMw2]

you make Whiteboy7thst look like shit.. I love it! :D

[nikebox333]

hahahahahaha EightThoughts is a fucking fool man!

[exra82]

This is werid

[Natstar53]

You should make these like 15 mins

[BLAKMAGK1234]

good advice?

[Janeel03]

How do u sent in questions?

[SCORPZ0001]

this is fucking hilarious

[heavymetalskater16]

acuire money, get bitches

[XtremeMW2]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN! I hate gay names just like you! Fuck john120205776HD.... Subbed!

[clanthestanman]

some down syndrome kid with 1 fuckin leg and a kickstand rollin around and a wheel on the end of his kickstand so its like he has 2 legs... I AM DONE OFFICIALLY 5:30

[RJMurray01]

Subbed! You are the fucking man. Don't think I stopped laughing throughout the entire video hahahha.

[wesdct]

@RJMurray01 u need to watch all of the sexual stories episodes

[RJMurray01]

@wesdct Watched every one of them last night. Lol

[LOLUMAD725]

LOl I laughed soo hard on this video.

[I1KonArtis1I]

Simple tip(s) to get pussy.

1. Dont try.

2. Dont put the pussy on a pedestal.

[noobkid12]

Hey, my name actually is Ben. Will you fuck me Eight Thoughts?

[wastelander321]

hell yeah thers more meat down the street

[TurgidTrain]

LMAO @ 5:25

[TheAkimboSnipers]

Im soooo glad I watched that video all the way thru! LOL!

[SH1THEAD96]

"I'm ____ and I would like to hang out"

"OMGEEZ BIOTCH IM CATHOLIC I CANT FUCK TILL MARRIAGE GOML GOML"

fml living in a catholic community

[ariadnendaira]

this has to be the greatest video ever

[SH1THEAD96]

HAMSTER PORN? lol its xhamster

[d3m0n876]

lol at 3:19 share the video

[xBABYxKICKERx]

white boy is a faggot

[HelRayzer12]

Stop using autotune on your voice because that shit deserves a dislike... But I can't say I don't agree with you on WhiteBoy, he's the whore of YouTube, he'd do anything for likes/favorites/subs. Good vid!

[DreamDemon1000]

Dont hate on whiteboy hes just another youtuber. He has lots of subs cause he is funny and has great gameplay

[jackichan333]

@DreamDemon1000 and cuse bullshit game tags.. but i like alex also

[Hockeyfan3444]

@DreamDemon1000 just stop

[ZekeRunz100]

All I do is look the girl in the eye if she smiles I'll approach her, one time a girl actually came to me. Anyway get talking make her laugh then she gets comfortable, get touchy depending on the girl and then get digits if she plays hard to get then i'll get her facebook. Simple but I get called funny, cute, handsome etc. all the time so maybe it's easy for me. Some girls are so easy you won't even have to do this and if you can get a girl alone your pretty much there.

[mr1bigcease]

Just pretend to have big huevos of beauty.

[CChissel]

I dont give a fuck about the game play mostly, all tho you are beast, but i love your commentaries

[nashvilleraidersfan]

I HAVE A QUESTION WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR FURNITURE AND ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH IT?

[acrawford69]

honestly that tip for getting girls actually works, had a class with a girl that i got along with real good in class, all i did was ask her if she wanted lunch after class one day

[RidiculousFTW]

It depends how you want to get laid. If you want to get laid just to have sex that yea go with eight thoughts suggestions:) however, if u want a long term relationship which includes sex:P, just be yourself, and that way if ever a girl comes in play, itl be a girl that resembles you a lot:)

[MrAlen94]

i couldnt stop laughing after 5:22

[jdawgmoonwolf]

You are AWESOME

[Corkboomer3000]

thats so true does not matter how you look girls will just say no most of them

[emann43]

why is everyone hatin on whiteboy :( . how did he cheat the system?

[MrJJPATTO]

Now that's a motherfukin commentary and funny as fuck but true well said mate

[wesdct]

hamster porn lmfao

[TheUglypro]

@wesdct You've never heard of xhamster? dumbass



[wesdct]

@TheUglypro no shit. thats why it was funny

[SuperFirstComment]

@wesdct he meant the website called xhamster...

[wesdct]

@SuperFirstComment i know!!!!!!!!!!! thats why it was funny to me. dam your like the 3rdperson to tell me that.

[foeownz1]

@wesdct there is a website called "XHamster" its like a normal porn site.

P.S. dont ask me how know this. lol

[wesdct]

@foeownz1 i know

[PoosyPanda]

@wesdct lol its an actual porn website...its called like hamsterx or someshit...

[wesdct]

@PoosyPanda lol i kno

[kjj9]

ur a fukin GENIUS!

[ziaoemmanuel]

what about Friendzones?

[chelseaforever10]

"Don't be to honest and say you want to fuck her" ROFLMFAO!!!

[815ghostbuster]

OK ANSWER THIS QUESTION ok i asked this girl out and she sayed no but for some reason she also wants me over all the fucking time so does she wanna be like gf and bf in like a way of not saying it or what im confused

[vicflo90]

@815ghostbuster tell her to kick rocks then. Boom, problem solved.

[angelamezcua]

@815ghostbuster friendzone?

[kjj9]

@815ghostbuster it means she actually WANTS to be friends and she thinks you're cool OR she's tryin to be friends with u to get to one of your friends. i cud be wrong tho. well, shit... i'll be honest, i'm wrong MOST of the time. so basically, don't listen to a word i'm sayin.

[xVeteranshipx]

@815ghostbuster tell the bitch she can hit the road. Don't be one of those guys that settles for being her friend if you can't have her. If you want her but all she wants to do is keep you in the friend zone then drop her ass like a hot potato.

[wesdct]

@815ghostbuster move on bro if she dosnt want u now she wont ever . your in the friendzone

[ramjamflimflam]

I found the comment about the "downs syndrome kid" to rather offensive, but great advice. Some will,some won't so what!

[Buds618]

Your fucking awesome.

[SoAExile]

yeahhh Eighthoughts white boy sucked a tranny

[andrenegwer]

Hell yeah, I got 20 subs lol

[awa77778]

what he said

[luismantas]

EPIC, JUST EPIC!

[dellywarrior]

You, are a mother fucking hero.

[shadyXmexican]

That autotune or whatever it is is sickk man

[Dsmkaski]

Bill Cosby is Dead

[towacs]

Haha great video man!

[AK48PL]

DEAR EIGHT THOUGHTS. you are bitch

[dellywarrior]

@AK48PL whiteboy fanboy.

[D5M3]

who is bill causby and where can i get these pretend balls? 8

[deadsilent117]

this was hilarious

[francoraggio09]

subbed....

[TIFFBUBBYnBLITZ]

EIGHT THOUGHTS needs 5 million fuckin subs!!! NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, is better!!!

[NinjaxRecoil]

you fucking retard

[jerm106]

HAHAHA you used wickedshrapnel's unicorn for the troll

[thebeaterz16]

Y u so wise? nice tips ur right

[SubZero01001]

EightThoughts is fucking awesome he deserves way more subs.

[EsPiNightmare]

Sweet auto tune brah!!!

[joey32701]

For all the little kiddies looking for porn and don't wanna get caught Click Tools>Options>History>Never Remember. Have fun ;p

[gabeluvsbonnie]

@joey32701 or you know, dont be a pussy.

[r4ptors21]

Whiteboys gf is just a cover up, i rekon his gay

[derako100]

Great video.

[Kitai105]

I wish having confidence, or even pretending to have it, was a simple matter. One gets discouraged when rejected time and time again and there's little incentive to keep trying if you're doomed to fail anyways

[udoerich1995]

can you do more halo gameplays pls???

[boobtube6373]

About 20yrs ago I gave my best friend the same advice pertaining to girls (be real/honest) so he tells the next girl he see's he likes her lips & can't stop picturing them wrapped around his cock! :o Well that didn't go over so well,he blamed me. I didn't realize I had to break it down to a molecular level,apparently you knew this cuz you included that key piece of info. Don't be too/really honest.Keep it light.

[blakehaffy]

I'm going to actually like the video (don't like anyvideos anymore cause everyone asks for it) Since the advice is fucking spot on. I don't normally have confidence, I pretended and actually grew a sack for a night and almost got this fine lookin lady. The thing that screwed me over is that I was cock blocked. :C

I know now you don't have to fucking worry since it's true confidence gets you places.

[Fpselemental]

Leave whiteboy alone... don't hate on another youtuber because your jealous.

[ReznofSon]

@Fpselemental STFU

[sasishaan]

national geographic? lol



[QuaversInMyFace]

only just found you and you're my new favourite youtuber! So right about whiteboy and how to get girls, its all about confidence

[calupy]

cocka gold muddafugga

[DeanoBrownOfficial]

COCKA GOLD

[HolTomas]

about every 5th girl will go out whit you

[seagybooboo]

I have a question y do dudes groan and chicks moan?

[HolTomas]

@seagybooboo girls scream and moan. and guys sometimes groan but that is wierd

[eat120mm]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes then i heard Ben to a dildo to the ass

[HAYDNBBH]

intro - zimos from sr3

[inkletblot]

Ur the bomb

[methodz187x]

And pretty sure u dont beg for votes and subs like 7thstreet or bribe them with free merch lol

[methodz187x]

Hell yea fuck whiteboy! That dude is so corny

[darkdoom4091]

@methodz187x go fuck urself

[TIFFBUBBYnBLITZ]

@methodz187x FUCK YEAH BROTHER!!!!

[chucktaylor204]

i dont get why ppl say whiteboy cheated..... makes no sense. i wanna meet the person who "made the rules" of youtube. and ask him who gave him the fuckin authority to make the rules. whiteboy did wut he had to do to be successfull. a few commentators got made cuz they didnt think of it first. basically a few other commentators say its so called "wrong" and everybody who cant think for them selves followed and got mad.

[DemiAng3l]

@chucktaylor204 yea he milked his retarded subscribers and bribed em with gifts.. he didn't really put up great content.. anybody can do what he did..also he just made some sob ass stories and u all listened.. u must be too fucking stupid to think outside the box i guess

[EightThoughts]

@chucktaylor204 In the long run, I don't care what people do here on YouTube and I'm not judging anyone. Judge not yest ye be judged. I'm not perfect. However, Whiteboy is the best example of how someone can game the system and use cheap tactics to grow.

[TNTssssExplosive]

@EightThoughts hes an amazing commentator, and so what if he used fucking c4, its that that important in life. its a video game, i understand its his income but its that big a deal, get over it!!!

[ThePuckington]

@EightThoughts What cheap tactics has he used? I don't get what tactics he can use if its down to someone's choice, clicking subscribe, like or favouriting.

[chucktaylor204]

@EightThoughts ok. thats is true. but ppl only seem to care when it comes to gameing commentators. when u watch other youtube channels that have nothing to do with gameing you see alot of ppl doing give aways, miss catagorizing videos, bumping etc... and no one cares. but in the gameing community its so called "wrong". imo it makes no sense. its like a few commentators got mad and made a vid about it and the community and other commentators just followed the "trend" of rules.

[chucktaylor204]

@EightThoughts and for all the fanboys out there i am not defending whiteboy by no means. i dont even like his videos. im just stateing my opinion on the topic.

[FannyPackPlayah]

@chucktaylor204 oh shut up.

[chelseaforever10]

@EightThoughts what software do you use to change your voice?

[ButtaFingerzz]

voice changers do wonders

[stevepatterson225]

YOU AIN'T NO CHRIS SMOOTH!!!!

[foeownz1]

Board go watch:

2 girls 1 cup,

1 man 1 jar,

2 guys 1 horse,

2 kids 1 sandbox,

BME pain olympics

have fun and repost this =)

[DatSexyBeast100]

I favourited because of 4:47 onwards hahahaha

[shadowprism]

That was deep 8

[MrChucklesGaming]

You always make me laugh Ben.

[Ruiso1]

ok vid, didn't like the questions, but WHATEVER!!! don't care at this juncture,..anyways i would suggest picking better interesting questions

[21LT79]

did u get a scholarship to play ball? and if so what was the process in which u got it?

[MyXboXBroKeImSaD]

Holy shit its zimos lol

[DavidSpatesBigestFan]

He didnt tell us to prevent forrest fires :'(

[AkimboSliceNation]

Your awesome Eight Thoughts! Tell that bitch to hit the pavement lol

[lodsa464646]

Your advice changes my thought on a certain situation thanks. Thanks cock of gold -3

[imikud]

But what do I say when my name is not Ben? I'm confused.

[AnubisAim]

DUDE eight thoughts PLZ READ, love the commentarty, BUT yeah so whiteboy used fake tags, but he did not get shout out, he got big for his (95 in 1) (How to get nuke easy, tips) and (6 in 1 c4) he only asked 4 likes and fav, and his posting daily... and his still growning! I stopped raging over things cause, you always would not hate on it(like O.P. guns), but now it sound like you bring out hate on others. why?

[AstandardJoe]

@AnubisAim You forgot giveaways.

[N17771]

OK 8Thoughts, I have never heard of White Boy, so I just checked a few videos out from him... I officially have 6 words that describe him... the biggest faggot I've ever seen! Never again....ever...

[TrendyKidSki]

YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

[iChiief]

"if you don't got balls, pretend you got balls" lmfao

[iChiief]

I wish my voice was half as epic as EightThoughts's.

[br0wnguy135]

Dude this guy is better than whiteboy give him a million subs

[misterrockster]

U should do some pedophile on xbox

[Athizztime]

easy with the auto tune. just turn it down a bit

[liljoker617]

Great advice GROW SOME BALLS!

[addalilirishtourgame]

you're killstreaks give you kills towards higher kilstreaks in PC? def. not on Xbox.

@addalilirishtourgame they do in assualt