Great idea! You know why they won't HEAR that idea? 'fear of curse-word-saying people' (@hotforwords I KNOW there's a word for that; but ONLY YOU can tell me what it is!)
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani you did? oh... shit my bad. i Thought you were grouping people and hating them because of it, in that case ill give you one thing, some religion tells people to kill each-other like muslim/old testimate but there are religions that teach peace. Religion has caused wars but due to peoples interpretations of books. (crusades)
Religion gives many people inner peace where others cannot. Well since this is all over my dumb understanding then i'm done, sorry for the mix up.
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani mk angry troll, now youve proved you have no self control. So thats why you dont be quiet, you try to get people pissed off at you so you can have a anger fest fight! Awsome im intrigued.
I thoroughly enjoy learning how an angry troll thinks. Every other word you say contains "fuck" so you obviously weren't taught manors, you use caps a lot so no one taught you self control and your angry
Who raised you to hate others based on beliefs? I love atheists, so rude & angry :)
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani i like how you get angry, "FUCK YOU"- troll, when somone doesnt agree with you troll. Enjoy the video and shut up.
If i was narcissistic i would be atheist because i would never bow to anyone or anything.
I dont know how i could deal with somone so angry but Jesus loves you anyway. :)
5$ says you will respond because your a self-centered guy that cant be quiet. If you can shut up you will have proven you have some quality. Please be quiet so i dont have to respond...
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani sounds like you think all the religions thought it was going to end on that day, of course you do you group people together in the same boat.
What a troll, goin to a vid thats supposed to be funny and making it not fun by spewing your hate. Ruined this vid for people, thanks
This is the same belief that the Conservative government has right now today in 2011. The prime minister of Canada believes in creationism just like Bush. This is a really frightening time to live in.
Big Lewis fan here. He said that the government should "take some time off",..funny but today, the United States Government will be closed,..see how shit happens? ,..and he also said the winner of Idol through a dart and thats were our president will come from...Now thats funny,.even four years later.
@kerryfox Actually it's billions of years. I love how we're getting closer and closer to the truth in here. The earth is 4.5 BILLION years old, and the Universe is 13.7 BILLION years old.
Why is it that people who talk about Jesus all the time are the one's who do the exact opposite of what the dude taught. It's like reading a driving manual and then smashing your car into a tree.
@garrynec...A wolf in sheeps clothing, haha, why because someone of faith has an intellect?, and you say "Fuck my God", finally showed your true colors, when your B.S. was to lame for real intelligence, it must have made you feel awful small....I am frankly very dissapointed in you as a human being, as you have sunk to a level which nullifies everything you say you believe in....this makes you a hypocrite,..please go back to your sandbox and don't forget to take your meds!!!.. see you in church
@purpleskycalm why are you so fond of the three suspension points? you use them a lot and it makes it very hard to determine the pacing and tone of your comments.
@purpleskycalm sand box? if your going to attempt to insult someone at least make the effort to MAKE IT A REAL INSULT. the only insult here is you thinking your self smarter than I. Terri Schiavo got more laughs than your mealy mouthed half-assed comment. Ive found more comfort in open heart surgery performed by Dr.Kevorkian than your comments. You make Forest Gump look like Albert Einstein . get the picture RETARD. or do i need to dumb it down for you.
I was watching Bush the other day, and he said this. " Yeah, we're going to catch Katerina, and we'll bring her to justice for Louisiana! We'll catch her, alright!" What the h**l is that!?!?! Oh, yeah, we have Bush, and Arnold S., why not add Brytney Spears, and Justin Bieber!?! Oh, your son got an F because I can't go down to G. Don't worrythough, he can still be president!!
You know, it's weird that so little people know about the original wording in Genesis 1. It's not only seven "days" but can also mean seven "periods of time". Not that the Biblical creation were supposed to be a scientific description of what happened but you could at least acknowledge that it isn't as absurd as many people seem to believe ...
@MoaiMaea ....Don't you realize God created evolution, when a planet gets to a certain stage in it's evolution he injects his will in order for spiritual growth to take place,i.e. Adam and Eve.....Cain did not marry his sister, Cain went into the land of Nod and took a wife, Genesis 6:2 " That the SONS OF GOD saw the DAUGHTERS OF MEN and saw that they were fair and they took them as wives all that they chose
@MoaiMaea just why are you so defensive?????,...if you make a comment be prepared to defend it , if you have the intellect to do so,.......you have no clue as to how the Earth became what it is do you???
Defensive? I'm just trying to be polite instead of telling you "WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS TO DO WITH WHAT I WROTE, YOU DUMB FUCK!". And I don't see that I wrote anything that could be defended. I only stated that a lot of people only judge the TRANSLATED text without taking the ORIGINAL text into account which can be translated in several ways, e.g. "time period / age" instead of "day". I didn't write anything about evolution at all. Again: Genesis is no scientific account of the world's genesis.
@MoaiMaea ,....I would just like to know your opinion of Adam and Eve verses evolution,......you have failed to give a succinct or concise explanation,... just a couple of anecdotes,.....so where did the primal animal come from? and where does Adam and Eve fit in to the whole scheme of things?.....I want what you believe and why you believe it....alright
There is no Adam and Eve VERSES Evolution. If you didn't get that from my comments either I explained it badly or you are plainly stupid. Listen, MEN wrote Genesis. Not God and perhaps not even on behalf of him. They wanted to transmit a message with that AND DID NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW THE WORLD WAS FORMED SCIENTIFICALLY. Basically it says: God created us. The "how" was completely unimportant to them. And if you look at the Biblical creation story it contains a lot of what other peoples wrote.
@purpleskycalm There has been over 4 billion years for single cellular organisms to evolve into the creatures we see today. Adam and Eve is a creation STORY told by ARCHAIC man; told by the same people that said the Sun revolved around the Earth. They are primitive man's explanation for the, then, inexplicable (just like every other culture in the world). Everybody has a primitive creation story involving some god or creator. Great stories by the way , I like the Mi'kmaq - Two Creators version
@purpleskycalm I really, REALLY hope M Theory is proven as evidential fact. Which, in a nut shell, states time is infinite (no beginning or end), that there are an infinite number of universes all with an infinite number of possibilities and time lines. Which would also put the idea of a creator to the back burner. Something cannot be created without a beginning. Our universe has a beginning, so does that mean there are an infinite amount of Gods? With an infinite amount of possible traits?
@purpleskycalm For example. If M theory is proven correct, the only LOGICAL explanation for "god" (creator of a single universe AT BEST) is that there are infinite Gods all of whom may have the same or completely different philosophical demands of his and her followers. And what about the infinite versions of our own universe? That's another infinite versions of infinite Gods. Yet we have the audacity to pray and worship only one of them? See, upon closer examination, it just falls apart
@garrrynec ....The book of Genesis backs up your statement; Genesis 1:26-27,..."Let us make man in OUR image according to OUR likeness"..........please keep in mind that time is only relevant on a physical plain and is finite......Our very existence is a chemical illusion that most accept as reality,.....This physical existence always was and always will be an illusion that is why we die
@purpleskycalm Yes but even in that limited scope then a god would still be bound by higher dimensional laws of physics. So even IF there were an infinite number of an infinitely varying gods, they would still only be "creators" of only one of an infinite number of infinitely varying universes. Yet somehow, all these gods (some good, some evil) come together, in peace, to corroborate on their initial plane of existence so that their universes operate under their sets of physical laws?
@purpleskycalm And finally, time is not finite. Our experience of time, being limited by 4 dimensional space, is experienced from a beginning to and end. The universe is the same way, beginning and end. But time that operates above our universe's (and the infinite others) existence is infinite. It doesn't have a beginning or an end, therefore no creator. If there is a religion in the world that agrees with physics, it's Buddhism not Christianity (but lets not talk about the inquisition)
@garrrynec ....time, which is the crux of our physical universe, most definitely is finite as the universe it inhabits is also finite in it's existence,......just for the record, I believe in Christ , not Christianity
@purpleskycalm So you agree with me? The time of our universe is finite...BUT EXISTENCE ITSELF...BEYOND THE UNIVERSE, aka hyperspace is infinitely large and infinite in time. BTW-you do realize that Christ wasn't a real person right? All the historical data shows that he is mythical character (like Addis, Adonis, Tamuz). He follows the hero pattern for story telling of that period. Watch "The God who Wasn't there". It shows that all empirical data points to christ being FAKE LOL
@garrrynec hate to bash ya, you seem like a kindly fellow. actually ( im huge buff on the universe) the universe is NOT infinite.it is in fact as the majority of the worlds top scientists have discovered to be like that of a bubble, and our current universe co-exists with others in what most people are familiar to calling a dimension. they are ENDLESS in # . in fact, the same scientists made the claim just 2 weeks ago that humans WILL encounter intelligent life in space in the next 25 years.
@ImLunchBoxxBitch I never meant to imply our universe is infinite. What I was saying was that, essentially, the 11th dimension is infinite. Our universe is finite, but there are an infinite amount of other universes as well; each with its own higher dimensional infinities. That being the case, "time" of the 11th dimension, too, is infinite. Our universe is but a blink of an eye; a feeble nothingness when compared to the sheer number of alternate universes and alternate time lines.
@ImLunchBoxxBitch I would love it if we would finally encountered intelligent life in the next 25 years (seems a very optimistic number). Maybe then we will see how important it is to stop our petty global wars and disputes over resources and fictional gods. Maybe then we will divide the wealth to ensure all humans have, at minimum, the basic necessities of life. Make this world worthy of a galactic title; the day humans stand united (that is probably even more optimistic than the 25yr lol)
@garrrynec Your comprehension of time is limited to your frontal assault of it,....it is akin to looking at a building on a Hollywood movie set where only the front part of the building exist and most believe it is a whole building because they do not take a look at it from behind and realize, "it is an illusion",.....just like time
@purpleskycalm You're a wolf in sheeps clothing. You primitive little man. I really feel sorry for you. Because clearly you aren't completely stupid, yet you buy the biggest bullshit story ever told? What a waste of great potential. It saddens me when intelligent people are brainwashed since birth in believing such nonesense. LIKE THE BOOGIE MAN...fuck your god, jesus isn't real, you're religion is a hoax, and causes wars, and is responsible for so many deaths..god bless
@garrrynec ....Christ did say to love those like you so I will try and I hope I have not offended you, it was all in good fun, but you seem to have become angry and hostile,....so it's not easy , but I will pray for you and I'm not able to do that on my own , but his grace is sufficient,......so we will just agree to disagree for now....take care
@purpleskycalm please go do the rest us with an IQ over 70 a favor. go kill your self. so that the rest of humanity can stop worrying about people with intelligence of a rock( seeing as you cant come to the logical conclusion that the rest of species has discovered) possibly trying to convince the rest of the thinking world that YOUR religion is correct and the rest R wrong. your fucken retared, you deserve all the hate and pain in the world, and i love you....now kindly go fuck yourself !!!
@purpleskycalm REALLY!! i gotta bash U again!?!? point 1. no god , never will be, GET OVER it. point 2, our world and species doesnt intellectually evolve with beliefs. it evolves with FACTS!!! not the word of some smuck 2k years ago. point 3, life doesnt require religion in ANY fashion to behave or rationalize our lives. and finally, seeing as i gotta an iq of 140, im more than qualified to call you a complete moron.ive studied enough to know ALL religion is an OBVIOUS farce.
@purpleskycalm you know great stuff for the primitive man without quantum dynamics, and high energy particle accelerators. It made due for their primitive minds who were occupied thinking about food most of the time; almost everything else was irrelevant. Simple stories made due as universal truths; how could primitive man challenge them? One would think by now with all of our advancement, the simple stories just wouldn't suffice; they don't for me, that's for sure. Something is wrong here.
@garrrynec so I'm a primitive man?, well think what you may....but you suggest physical matter need not a metaphysical force to establish it's existence, this is quite primitive and short sighted....Genesis refers to the making of man "Let us make man in our image", plural and quite easy to grasp
@purpleskycalm What? Well considering quantum mechanics is a well established scientific field, I would say metaphysical interaction is not needed in order for matter to exist. Now LIFE! Life is an amazing thing on its own. Imagine life is most likely scattered all throughout our universe. It's intricacies so delicate and balanced we do it no justice to attribute it to a HUMAN book. It's a slap in the face really. To think WE are the supreme creatures of the entire universe. We're crap.
@garrrynec yes quantum mechanics is well established, but quantum dynamics which seeks to explain the workings of quantum mechanics is still working from a theoretical basis,.......and why pray tell do you strain at a knat and swallow a camel?
@garrrynec So tell me where does quantum dynamics, which is largely theory, come into play in what you are postulating here?....We as humans do not invent we discover,..... The physical laws of the universe do not contradict metaphysical force, but indeed do prove that no matter how reckless the universe appears it is in fact subject to it's own finite existence
First off, fuck face, where did I ever mention that creation (in the retarded "retarded American Bible-basher" version) is a possible theory? Also, a somewhat more rational approach to the subject is acknowledged even among renowned scientists. Of course the notion of "God" is in this case very different from aforementioned hurr-for-durrs' one. So discrediting the whole concept from the start is somewhat retarded.
Second off, what the fuck makes you think people should be sterilized for their opinions? If your conception of life and your political "expertise" were to be tested I bet there would be as horrendous nonsense as in those hillbillies' ones.
See, that's the problem with you people. You don't even know what the evolution theory says. It DOES NOT say that we derive from apes but that humans and apes derive FROM THE SAME primal animal.
B: how would you know? the whole reason the religious debate is still going to this day is because it is impossible to prove or disprove so claiming that god doesn't exist is just as perposterous as claiming he does
I have very hard reasons to believe he does exist, but to those who've not experienced what I've experienced, I can see why others would think he doesnt.
To claim one or the other completely 100% is as you said, just as preposterous.
You can feel how you want to feel, believe what you want, and I'll do the same.
The bible says seven days. With the big bang its all at once. Somebody will come along and say it already was. It's a speed race to create all this dirt that was actually caused by death of plants, animals and living things. Whatever. But the last one took a friggin long time so it loses. Because we are looking for the fastest. Have fun. But don't die because you'll just be more dirt in the universe and we don't need the truth getting in the way of our speed freaks.
Dude the Big Bang Theory does not say it happened all at once. It took 377,000 years (give or take) to completely form the Earth. That is far from speedy. And it doesn't make sense to compare it to an idea that Earth was already here. The whole point of both ideas is to explain who the world was created. It's not foolish for people to come up with explanations with how things are created.
Where is there a theory of how things were created that says earth was already here. Now take that there was absolute nothing as is where I start from. Science says there was a clump of mass or molecules and religion has a guy that was always in existence. So you walk on this one. Absolute nothing is where it started and there is no explanation of what the cause of the first cause is or was. Both ideas have something to contribute but neither are the complete nor exact truth.cow
@FstBlack4 doesn't look like facts are popular here, ill fill in that void, earth took a few BILLION years to complete from its start of creation, not 377k. where the fuck did u get 377k? by the way , as of late steven hawking as of late had determined himself that the universe has and always will be cyclic. its repetitive. expands then contracts, starts over. PERIOD. by the way, coming up with answers w/ out knowledge about the universe is probably how religion started. BAD IDEA!!!!
@FstBlack4 Yeah, but you got to think to yourself and say that the molecules and atoms - etc didn't just decide on "their own" to create the Universe. Some other force caused that. The Big Bang could of happened, but I believe God had a "bit of influence" on...the whole thing.
@SuperboyConnerKent LOL, I could say that exact same thing about your comment. You believe what you want to believe and vice versa. I honestly have no idea what you were thinking when you wrote that comment. Did you think that your right, and that what I ever I will say is wrong because God to you is the human "imagination". HAHAHA!
@JoDaddyy to the contrary my dear simian. every religion that claims to know about the genesis of the world. may that be christian, egyptian, hindu, jewish, norse, or otherwise. all claim that all the others are dead wrong. that is arrogance, but mostly ignorance. and all of them have been proven dead wrong on every level. now, I know most people on Earth have a little problem with things called fact, reason, logic and thinking. but that's just their fragile brains trying to cope with existence
@SuperboyConnerKent Well to be honest Evolution to me is just as ridiculous as Creation so...I tend to concede that no one really knows for certain. I really don't give it much thought, everyone has the right to believe whatever if you honestly think one of the most complex things in existence, the human body, just...evolved from whatever simple material, hey, who am I to judge? Must be an accident that the Earth is EXACTLY the right distance from the Sun too I guess lol
@yellowmusicfreak That's kind of a stupid thing to say considering the mountain of evidence and scientific fact to back evolution up. We don't know how the Universe came into being. It's probably something human minds can't even conceive of, not an imaginary incompetent space daddy. But you do have to think about it and work on it, we all do, otherwise the species will stagnate. And the Earth thing you mentioned.... *facepalm* life evolved the way it did because of the distance (cont)
@SuperboyConnerKent (cont) our planet is from the Sun, life on Earth would be VERY different if we were any closer or further away, but even then, for any drastic change, the distance would have to be quite large, in human terms at least. It's random chance, like when it rains, some drops will hit this, some drops will hit that. All life exists by mere accident, a fluke, that's why existence has no purpose or meaning, because there was no conscious thought that went into it's evolution.
@yellowmusicfreak Yeah.... you're either a troll, a moron, or were never taught evolution properly. The earth is in the "exact right place" from the sun for liquid water, not life. Furthermore, since there are so fuckmany stars and planets, it's only logical that some of them fall into the giant zone where liquid water is possible. And try to read up on abiogenesis, it's a theory about how life could arise, in little steps, from non-life. Once you have life, evolution kicks in.
Why is it the biggest bullshitters like this cunt here always have to go on about the "truth" its as though they think it will make their delusions match reality. Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Some peopledown below got some rather undeserved thumbs down for being sarcastic. They seem like smart people though; pointing out the fallacies of creationists' arguments and everything. They are there people. Oh so many fallacies.
I was talking about Bush, not Lewis. Bush was obviously never concerned with common folk losing their lives. It's a great big business venture, and a rather lucrative one at that.
why the hell do people waste space by texting part of the comedic routine the comedian does, is this a site for the deaf? It's retarded, we can all hear it, we don't need a summary of it.
lol, in an interview towards the end of his term Bush admited he believes in evolution. He played all you religious fucks by saying he didn't lawl go buy some more snake oil fuckers.
God created man and animals with free will. Therefore, those that were/are physically and mentally more able to survive pass on their traits to others. To say creationism and evolution can't both be true is to say that every human being looks and acts exactly the same. That's not true. And just because we change, doesn't mean God didn't create us in the beginning.
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If you don't believe in god, you can't believe in the moon, because god created the moon. It's written, so it is true. Conclusion--> The moon doesn't exist. Because god also created men and (thankfully women, the atheist don't exist, because they don't believe in god. For the same reason, I do not actually exist, nor does the earth I am walking on, nor do christians exist. We are all actually not really here.
And if you don't believe in the mood, you cannot believe in the wickedness that took place at mount doom when our savior, Froddo, placed the ring of evil into the fires of the mountain and aboloished it from existence, saving humanity for years to come. It's written, so it is true.
You are a smart religious sort, I wish to discuss to you the tragic events where Pastor Dumbledore was slain by Satans death eater "Snape".
Sarcasm doesn't carry well online.. and Sarcasm is even less convincing when there are actually people who believe what you wrote and actively preach such things XD
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So how is it bad that we're all not really here? Sounds like a big oxymoron to me. Maybe you should read it more in depth before you cry ill pretentious thoughts. Not everyone has the time to read I suppose. Or is it more like a gut feeling that when someone says something your feelings disapprove of, you flame him with thumb downs. "OH NOSE IT DOESN'T FOLLOW MY PROGRAMING!" *explodes*
Understandable but it's that half witted kind of thinking that really gives me a laugh here on youtube. =)
"A map of the US is put in front of them and they're given a dart and they throw it. Wherever it hits, that is where we have the monkey, and we put him on a plane, and we fly him, and he goes to the spot thats on the map, and we put a parachute on him, and push the little fucker out, and then he hits the ground and starts walkin around, and whoseEVER hand he grabs first, that'll be the president."
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anybody evernotice coservative politicians only conserve the taxes their bribers have to pay? and liberal politicians are only liberal about what they and their relatives can do?
Joking or not, I honestly think Lewis Black would make a good president just because we need someone who has some sense of humor but also who has common fucking sense and can see shit when its right in fucking front of him.
@marick626 Well, All of what you say is true. But we also need someone who is a little more steeped in tradition. If you get what I mean. I mean, Have you seen modern Youth? No one appreciates this country anymore, And it sickens me. As an Ex-Ranger would fought for this nation, The amount of anti-patriotism is ridiculous.
@aphsknight74 While I agree, patriotism in this country has become so twisted into pointless things that most people dont know what true patriotism even is anymore! Like apparenlty a simple flag pin on ones chest means true patriotism these days.
@jayers2 I believe I am a true patriot. I have flags out front of my home. I rally for the constitution. I served my time(not in a prison) And wish I could go back. I raised my family to believe that the US Is the Greatest country in the world. And to preserve the Constitution as much as possible.
c'mon man, izzard and gaffigan aren't on lewis' level.
paul mooney, chris rock, lewis black, david cross, and dave chappelle are just a few of the greatest that are still working. we're actually pretty lucky in terms of the amount of talented stand up comics working right now.
This is great! If this wasn't posted on Youtube, I never would have heard of Lewis Black. Now that I've seen the Red White and Screwed videos on Youtube, I'm thinking of buying the disc.
Great idea! You know why they won't HEAR that idea? 'fear of curse-word-saying people' (@hotforwords I KNOW there's a word for that; but ONLY YOU can tell me what it is!)
mythmanjay 8 months ago in playlist At Which to Stare
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani you did? oh... shit my bad. i Thought you were grouping people and hating them because of it, in that case ill give you one thing, some religion tells people to kill each-other like muslim/old testimate but there are religions that teach peace. Religion has caused wars but due to peoples interpretations of books. (crusades)
Religion gives many people inner peace where others cannot. Well since this is all over my dumb understanding then i'm done, sorry for the mix up.
JerFish12 8 months ago
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani mk angry troll, now youve proved you have no self control. So thats why you dont be quiet, you try to get people pissed off at you so you can have a anger fest fight! Awsome im intrigued.
I thoroughly enjoy learning how an angry troll thinks. Every other word you say contains "fuck" so you obviously weren't taught manors, you use caps a lot so no one taught you self control and your angry
Who raised you to hate others based on beliefs? I love atheists, so rude & angry :)
JerFish12 8 months ago
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani i like how you get angry, "FUCK YOU"- troll, when somone doesnt agree with you troll. Enjoy the video and shut up.
If i was narcissistic i would be atheist because i would never bow to anyone or anything.
I dont know how i could deal with somone so angry but Jesus loves you anyway. :)
5$ says you will respond because your a self-centered guy that cant be quiet. If you can shut up you will have proven you have some quality. Please be quiet so i dont have to respond...
JerFish12 8 months ago
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani sounds like you think all the religions thought it was going to end on that day, of course you do you group people together in the same boat.
What a troll, goin to a vid thats supposed to be funny and making it not fun by spewing your hate. Ruined this vid for people, thanks
JerFish12 8 months ago
This is the same belief that the Conservative government has right now today in 2011. The prime minister of Canada believes in creationism just like Bush. This is a really frightening time to live in.
MrAlsfan5 8 months ago
Big Lewis fan here. He said that the government should "take some time off",..funny but today, the United States Government will be closed,..see how shit happens? ,..and he also said the winner of Idol through a dart and thats were our president will come from...Now thats funny,.even four years later.
Joerenfrew 9 months ago
I have a mixture belief system, as to where God created the earth yet there was assisted evolution. But God didn't push the little fucker out!
skeeterbeanz09 10 months ago
0:57 did anyone else find that laugh funny?
Bucky123100 10 months ago 16
if I ever see a monkey coming out of a airplane you know Im gonna grab the little sucka
mdsatan 11 months ago
Do i hear a chicken at 0.57 or is someone literally dying of laughter over there? :D
Benawisan 11 months ago 31
@Benawisan
That was a rooster howl.
DSWrath 5 months ago
something is eskew!!!
Conkonovae 11 months ago
rofl best way to pick a prez ever!
nethoser 1 year ago 3
If we talk about the war. I must have a frowney face. lol.
BlazieTiger 1 year ago
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ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
the guy who said it took 377,000 to form the earth is nuts. It was millions of years.
kerryfox 1 year ago 2
@kerryfox Actually it's billions of years. I love how we're getting closer and closer to the truth in here. The earth is 4.5 BILLION years old, and the Universe is 13.7 BILLION years old.
CaptEm1 1 year ago
Why is it that people who talk about Jesus all the time are the one's who do the exact opposite of what the dude taught. It's like reading a driving manual and then smashing your car into a tree.
stupidusername84 1 year ago
Remember Americans this is one fucked up country in it's present state,....Lewis Black is the relative I wish I had,.....
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
ohhh a WWJD bracelet lover! ahahaha idiots you are not jesus now move the fuck on.
paschermaisgratuit 1 year ago
What if the monkey dies?
WhiteTaino 1 year ago
@garrynec...A wolf in sheeps clothing, haha, why because someone of faith has an intellect?, and you say "Fuck my God", finally showed your true colors, when your B.S. was to lame for real intelligence, it must have made you feel awful small....I am frankly very dissapointed in you as a human being, as you have sunk to a level which nullifies everything you say you believe in....this makes you a hypocrite,..please go back to your sandbox and don't forget to take your meds!!!.. see you in church
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm hmm, may i ask why you're so fond of the '...'?
badflamer 1 year ago
@badflamer lost you there, why am I so fond of ?????
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm why are you so fond of the three suspension points? you use them a lot and it makes it very hard to determine the pacing and tone of your comments.
badflamer 1 year ago
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ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm sand box? if your going to attempt to insult someone at least make the effort to MAKE IT A REAL INSULT. the only insult here is you thinking your self smarter than I. Terri Schiavo got more laughs than your mealy mouthed half-assed comment. Ive found more comfort in open heart surgery performed by Dr.Kevorkian than your comments. You make Forest Gump look like Albert Einstein . get the picture RETARD. or do i need to dumb it down for you.
ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
I was watching Bush the other day, and he said this. " Yeah, we're going to catch Katerina, and we'll bring her to justice for Louisiana! We'll catch her, alright!" What the h**l is that!?!?! Oh, yeah, we have Bush, and Arnold S., why not add Brytney Spears, and Justin Bieber!?! Oh, your son got an F because I can't go down to G. Don't worrythough, he can still be president!!
F1sh98 1 year ago
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Please disable the comments to this video. There are way to many know-it-all people killing the funny. :-/
LoserJinxedAndJaded 1 year ago
1:00 was that a chicken?
BetaStationX 1 year ago
lol this dude is hilarious
religionisimmoral 1 year ago
You know, it's weird that so little people know about the original wording in Genesis 1. It's not only seven "days" but can also mean seven "periods of time". Not that the Biblical creation were supposed to be a scientific description of what happened but you could at least acknowledge that it isn't as absurd as many people seem to believe ...
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
@MoaiMaea You are out of your MIND !!
starchwrecker 1 year ago
How is that?
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
@MoaiMaea ....Don't you realize God created evolution, when a planet gets to a certain stage in it's evolution he injects his will in order for spiritual growth to take place,i.e. Adam and Eve.....Cain did not marry his sister, Cain went into the land of Nod and took a wife, Genesis 6:2 " That the SONS OF GOD saw the DAUGHTERS OF MEN and saw that they were fair and they took them as wives all that they chose
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
What exactly has the part after "Adam and Eve" to do with anything? And I would like to know why you replied to me in the first place.
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
@MoaiMaea just why are you so defensive?????,...if you make a comment be prepared to defend it , if you have the intellect to do so,.......you have no clue as to how the Earth became what it is do you???
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
Defensive? I'm just trying to be polite instead of telling you "WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS TO DO WITH WHAT I WROTE, YOU DUMB FUCK!". And I don't see that I wrote anything that could be defended. I only stated that a lot of people only judge the TRANSLATED text without taking the ORIGINAL text into account which can be translated in several ways, e.g. "time period / age" instead of "day". I didn't write anything about evolution at all. Again: Genesis is no scientific account of the world's genesis.
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
@MoaiMaea .......the circus is missing their clown ,....go back to work boy
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
So that's what you do when you have nothing to say in your defense? Uttering pointless bullshit? Well, I sure hope you feel better now.
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
@MoaiMaea ,....I would just like to know your opinion of Adam and Eve verses evolution,......you have failed to give a succinct or concise explanation,... just a couple of anecdotes,.....so where did the primal animal come from? and where does Adam and Eve fit in to the whole scheme of things?.....I want what you believe and why you believe it....alright
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
There is no Adam and Eve VERSES Evolution. If you didn't get that from my comments either I explained it badly or you are plainly stupid. Listen, MEN wrote Genesis. Not God and perhaps not even on behalf of him. They wanted to transmit a message with that AND DID NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW THE WORLD WAS FORMED SCIENTIFICALLY. Basically it says: God created us. The "how" was completely unimportant to them. And if you look at the Biblical creation story it contains a lot of what other peoples wrote.
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm There has been over 4 billion years for single cellular organisms to evolve into the creatures we see today. Adam and Eve is a creation STORY told by ARCHAIC man; told by the same people that said the Sun revolved around the Earth. They are primitive man's explanation for the, then, inexplicable (just like every other culture in the world). Everybody has a primitive creation story involving some god or creator. Great stories by the way , I like the Mi'kmaq - Two Creators version
garrrynec 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm I really, REALLY hope M Theory is proven as evidential fact. Which, in a nut shell, states time is infinite (no beginning or end), that there are an infinite number of universes all with an infinite number of possibilities and time lines. Which would also put the idea of a creator to the back burner. Something cannot be created without a beginning. Our universe has a beginning, so does that mean there are an infinite amount of Gods? With an infinite amount of possible traits?
garrrynec 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm For example. If M theory is proven correct, the only LOGICAL explanation for "god" (creator of a single universe AT BEST) is that there are infinite Gods all of whom may have the same or completely different philosophical demands of his and her followers. And what about the infinite versions of our own universe? That's another infinite versions of infinite Gods. Yet we have the audacity to pray and worship only one of them? See, upon closer examination, it just falls apart
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec ....The book of Genesis backs up your statement; Genesis 1:26-27,..."Let us make man in OUR image according to OUR likeness"..........please keep in mind that time is only relevant on a physical plain and is finite......Our very existence is a chemical illusion that most accept as reality,.....This physical existence always was and always will be an illusion that is why we die
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm Yes but even in that limited scope then a god would still be bound by higher dimensional laws of physics. So even IF there were an infinite number of an infinitely varying gods, they would still only be "creators" of only one of an infinite number of infinitely varying universes. Yet somehow, all these gods (some good, some evil) come together, in peace, to corroborate on their initial plane of existence so that their universes operate under their sets of physical laws?
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec physical matter does not dictate laws to a metaphysical force, it is indeed the other way around
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm And finally, time is not finite. Our experience of time, being limited by 4 dimensional space, is experienced from a beginning to and end. The universe is the same way, beginning and end. But time that operates above our universe's (and the infinite others) existence is infinite. It doesn't have a beginning or an end, therefore no creator. If there is a religion in the world that agrees with physics, it's Buddhism not Christianity (but lets not talk about the inquisition)
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec ....time, which is the crux of our physical universe, most definitely is finite as the universe it inhabits is also finite in it's existence,......just for the record, I believe in Christ , not Christianity
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm So you agree with me? The time of our universe is finite...BUT EXISTENCE ITSELF...BEYOND THE UNIVERSE, aka hyperspace is infinitely large and infinite in time. BTW-you do realize that Christ wasn't a real person right? All the historical data shows that he is mythical character (like Addis, Adonis, Tamuz). He follows the hero pattern for story telling of that period. Watch "The God who Wasn't there". It shows that all empirical data points to christ being FAKE LOL
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec hate to bash ya, you seem like a kindly fellow. actually ( im huge buff on the universe) the universe is NOT infinite.it is in fact as the majority of the worlds top scientists have discovered to be like that of a bubble, and our current universe co-exists with others in what most people are familiar to calling a dimension. they are ENDLESS in # . in fact, the same scientists made the claim just 2 weeks ago that humans WILL encounter intelligent life in space in the next 25 years.
ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
@ImLunchBoxxBitch I never meant to imply our universe is infinite. What I was saying was that, essentially, the 11th dimension is infinite. Our universe is finite, but there are an infinite amount of other universes as well; each with its own higher dimensional infinities. That being the case, "time" of the 11th dimension, too, is infinite. Our universe is but a blink of an eye; a feeble nothingness when compared to the sheer number of alternate universes and alternate time lines.
garrrynec 1 year ago
@ImLunchBoxxBitch I would love it if we would finally encountered intelligent life in the next 25 years (seems a very optimistic number). Maybe then we will see how important it is to stop our petty global wars and disputes over resources and fictional gods. Maybe then we will divide the wealth to ensure all humans have, at minimum, the basic necessities of life. Make this world worthy of a galactic title; the day humans stand united (that is probably even more optimistic than the 25yr lol)
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec Your comprehension of time is limited to your frontal assault of it,....it is akin to looking at a building on a Hollywood movie set where only the front part of the building exist and most believe it is a whole building because they do not take a look at it from behind and realize, "it is an illusion",.....just like time
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm You're a wolf in sheeps clothing. You primitive little man. I really feel sorry for you. Because clearly you aren't completely stupid, yet you buy the biggest bullshit story ever told? What a waste of great potential. It saddens me when intelligent people are brainwashed since birth in believing such nonesense. LIKE THE BOOGIE MAN...fuck your god, jesus isn't real, you're religion is a hoax, and causes wars, and is responsible for so many deaths..god bless
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec ....Christ did say to love those like you so I will try and I hope I have not offended you, it was all in good fun, but you seem to have become angry and hostile,....so it's not easy , but I will pray for you and I'm not able to do that on my own , but his grace is sufficient,......so we will just agree to disagree for now....take care
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm please go do the rest us with an IQ over 70 a favor. go kill your self. so that the rest of humanity can stop worrying about people with intelligence of a rock( seeing as you cant come to the logical conclusion that the rest of species has discovered) possibly trying to convince the rest of the thinking world that YOUR religion is correct and the rest R wrong. your fucken retared, you deserve all the hate and pain in the world, and i love you....now kindly go fuck yourself !!!
ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm REALLY!! i gotta bash U again!?!? point 1. no god , never will be, GET OVER it. point 2, our world and species doesnt intellectually evolve with beliefs. it evolves with FACTS!!! not the word of some smuck 2k years ago. point 3, life doesnt require religion in ANY fashion to behave or rationalize our lives. and finally, seeing as i gotta an iq of 140, im more than qualified to call you a complete moron.ive studied enough to know ALL religion is an OBVIOUS farce.
ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
@ImLunchBoxxBitch ......please go back to your sandbox, it's the only place you truly fit in
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm you know great stuff for the primitive man without quantum dynamics, and high energy particle accelerators. It made due for their primitive minds who were occupied thinking about food most of the time; almost everything else was irrelevant. Simple stories made due as universal truths; how could primitive man challenge them? One would think by now with all of our advancement, the simple stories just wouldn't suffice; they don't for me, that's for sure. Something is wrong here.
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec so I'm a primitive man?, well think what you may....but you suggest physical matter need not a metaphysical force to establish it's existence, this is quite primitive and short sighted....Genesis refers to the making of man "Let us make man in our image", plural and quite easy to grasp
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@purpleskycalm What? Well considering quantum mechanics is a well established scientific field, I would say metaphysical interaction is not needed in order for matter to exist. Now LIFE! Life is an amazing thing on its own. Imagine life is most likely scattered all throughout our universe. It's intricacies so delicate and balanced we do it no justice to attribute it to a HUMAN book. It's a slap in the face really. To think WE are the supreme creatures of the entire universe. We're crap.
garrrynec 1 year ago
@garrrynec yes quantum mechanics is well established, but quantum dynamics which seeks to explain the workings of quantum mechanics is still working from a theoretical basis,.......and why pray tell do you strain at a knat and swallow a camel?
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@garrrynec So tell me where does quantum dynamics, which is largely theory, come into play in what you are postulating here?....We as humans do not invent we discover,..... The physical laws of the universe do not contradict metaphysical force, but indeed do prove that no matter how reckless the universe appears it is in fact subject to it's own finite existence
purpleskycalm 1 year ago
@MoaiMaea , you and everyone else who truly believe creation is a possible theory should be sterilized. ...
noof25 1 year ago
First off, fuck face, where did I ever mention that creation (in the retarded "retarded American Bible-basher" version) is a possible theory? Also, a somewhat more rational approach to the subject is acknowledged even among renowned scientists. Of course the notion of "God" is in this case very different from aforementioned hurr-for-durrs' one. So discrediting the whole concept from the start is somewhat retarded.
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MoaiMaea 1 year ago
Second off, what the fuck makes you think people should be sterilized for their opinions? If your conception of life and your political "expertise" were to be tested I bet there would be as horrendous nonsense as in those hillbillies' ones.
On that note, go fuck yourself, uneducated troll.
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MoaiMaea 1 year ago
lewis black is very funny, but the jury IS still out on evolution !!
wtf ppl everybody turned crazy??
its a theory they say its a theory the guy who came up with it said its bullshit before he died.. and people all over the world act like its a fact
rediculous
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the way some of you humans act makes me think YOU really have apes in your family tree but not me
2Drink 1 year ago
See, that's the problem with you people. You don't even know what the evolution theory says. It DOES NOT say that we derive from apes but that humans and apes derive FROM THE SAME primal animal.
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
lmao... "We put a parachute on him and we push the little fucker out"
beyondtheglory99 1 year ago
I would hope that the monkey would grab my hand first :D
jazzvixen 1 year ago
awesome
ebc123123123 1 year ago
something is askew xD
YaikonMetal 1 year ago
I enjoy imagining george sitting in his office with coloring books..
which I am sure he does anyways...
dick cheney and all them are probably doing all the ass fucking.
tokyogirl002 1 year ago
I won't argue with anyone over evolution or divine creation, but either way this man is HILARIOUS!
tonyagsexton 2 years ago 12
@tonyagsexton No need to argue, it's been over since Darwin.
XforeverlongingX 10 months ago
dude righteous
Norseberserk 2 years ago
the color of his jacket doesn't match the color of his pants
ramonesrocket2russia 2 years ago
So?
Bule1976 2 years ago
Lewis Black is a class stand up. Oh and there no such thing as god, believe in it if you want, but its not truth.
CraigRattleHead 2 years ago
A: i might be
B: how would you know? the whole reason the religious debate is still going to this day is because it is impossible to prove or disprove so claiming that god doesn't exist is just as perposterous as claiming he does
gh0s7walk3r 1 year ago
Not exactly. If I told you there wasn't an invisible unicorn in my bed right now, would you tell me I'm crazy?
Now say I told you that there is an invisible unicorn in my bed... Would you call me crazy then?
It's the problem of the null hypothesis.
Long story short: What is asserted w/out evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.
jedwards0820 1 year ago 5
I have to totally agree with you on that one.
I have very hard reasons to believe he does exist, but to those who've not experienced what I've experienced, I can see why others would think he doesnt.
To claim one or the other completely 100% is as you said, just as preposterous.
You can feel how you want to feel, believe what you want, and I'll do the same.
Cramblit 1 year ago
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The bible says seven days. With the big bang its all at once. Somebody will come along and say it already was. It's a speed race to create all this dirt that was actually caused by death of plants, animals and living things. Whatever. But the last one took a friggin long time so it loses. Because we are looking for the fastest. Have fun. But don't die because you'll just be more dirt in the universe and we don't need the truth getting in the way of our speed freaks.
krrrruptidsoless 2 years ago
Dude the Big Bang Theory does not say it happened all at once. It took 377,000 years (give or take) to completely form the Earth. That is far from speedy. And it doesn't make sense to compare it to an idea that Earth was already here. The whole point of both ideas is to explain who the world was created. It's not foolish for people to come up with explanations with how things are created.
FstBlack4 2 years ago 39
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@fstblack4
Where is there a theory of how things were created that says earth was already here. Now take that there was absolute nothing as is where I start from. Science says there was a clump of mass or molecules and religion has a guy that was always in existence. So you walk on this one. Absolute nothing is where it started and there is no explanation of what the cause of the first cause is or was. Both ideas have something to contribute but neither are the complete nor exact truth.cow
krrrruptidsoless 2 years ago
@FstBlack4 I love the big bang theory. There once was nothing......Then it exploded.
taevans4 1 year ago
@FstBlack4
actually, it took 10 billion years before the Earth was even order in the chaos.
5 billion years now since the Earth has been around =-)
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ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
@FstBlack4 doesn't look like facts are popular here, ill fill in that void, earth took a few BILLION years to complete from its start of creation, not 377k. where the fuck did u get 377k? by the way , as of late steven hawking as of late had determined himself that the universe has and always will be cyclic. its repetitive. expands then contracts, starts over. PERIOD. by the way, coming up with answers w/ out knowledge about the universe is probably how religion started. BAD IDEA!!!!
ImLunchBoxxBitch 1 year ago
@FstBlack4 Yeah, but you got to think to yourself and say that the molecules and atoms - etc didn't just decide on "their own" to create the Universe. Some other force caused that. The Big Bang could of happened, but I believe God had a "bit of influence" on...the whole thing.
JoDaddyy 1 year ago
@JoDaddyy that's kind of a dumb and arrogant thing to say, considering 'god' is nothing more than the human imagination acting out
SuperboyConnerKent 1 year ago
@SuperboyConnerKent LOL, I could say that exact same thing about your comment. You believe what you want to believe and vice versa. I honestly have no idea what you were thinking when you wrote that comment. Did you think that your right, and that what I ever I will say is wrong because God to you is the human "imagination". HAHAHA!
JoDaddyy 1 year ago
@JoDaddyy to the contrary my dear simian. every religion that claims to know about the genesis of the world. may that be christian, egyptian, hindu, jewish, norse, or otherwise. all claim that all the others are dead wrong. that is arrogance, but mostly ignorance. and all of them have been proven dead wrong on every level. now, I know most people on Earth have a little problem with things called fact, reason, logic and thinking. but that's just their fragile brains trying to cope with existence
SuperboyConnerKent 1 year ago
@SuperboyConnerKent Well to be honest Evolution to me is just as ridiculous as Creation so...I tend to concede that no one really knows for certain. I really don't give it much thought, everyone has the right to believe whatever if you honestly think one of the most complex things in existence, the human body, just...evolved from whatever simple material, hey, who am I to judge? Must be an accident that the Earth is EXACTLY the right distance from the Sun too I guess lol
yellowmusicfreak 10 months ago
@yellowmusicfreak That's kind of a stupid thing to say considering the mountain of evidence and scientific fact to back evolution up. We don't know how the Universe came into being. It's probably something human minds can't even conceive of, not an imaginary incompetent space daddy. But you do have to think about it and work on it, we all do, otherwise the species will stagnate. And the Earth thing you mentioned.... *facepalm* life evolved the way it did because of the distance (cont)
SuperboyConnerKent 10 months ago
@SuperboyConnerKent (cont) our planet is from the Sun, life on Earth would be VERY different if we were any closer or further away, but even then, for any drastic change, the distance would have to be quite large, in human terms at least. It's random chance, like when it rains, some drops will hit this, some drops will hit that. All life exists by mere accident, a fluke, that's why existence has no purpose or meaning, because there was no conscious thought that went into it's evolution.
SuperboyConnerKent 10 months ago
@yellowmusicfreak Yeah.... you're either a troll, a moron, or were never taught evolution properly. The earth is in the "exact right place" from the sun for liquid water, not life. Furthermore, since there are so fuckmany stars and planets, it's only logical that some of them fall into the giant zone where liquid water is possible. And try to read up on abiogenesis, it's a theory about how life could arise, in little steps, from non-life. Once you have life, evolution kicks in.
jursle 8 months ago
@FstBlack4 377'000? Are you nuts? That is speedy as hell compared to what it actually took, and in astronomical means it's speedy as hell anyway.
MeredithDerek 1 year ago
@FstBlack4 it was more like couple of billions of years but hey who is counting
svenki1 11 months ago
Why is it the biggest bullshitters like this cunt here always have to go on about the "truth" its as though they think it will make their delusions match reality. Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Fromanttodugong 2 years ago
@Fromanttodugong
Cry baby cry make your mother sigh. Your old enough to know better. So cry baby cry. Cry cry cry.
krrrruptidsoless 2 years ago
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Monkey...hand he grabs first is president...hmmm i could say something racist here.
MajorKykle 2 years ago
"You can't talk about the war in Iraq with a smile on your face."
(thank you.. I thought I was the only one who noticed)
7jack7 2 years ago 28
@7jack7 i can talk about the war in iraq with a smile on my face...cause most of my stories from iraq were funny as hell...
mobiuosnegto 1 year ago
Actually, you can’t talk about any war with a smile on your face.
MoaiMaea 1 year ago
Some peopledown below got some rather undeserved thumbs down for being sarcastic. They seem like smart people though; pointing out the fallacies of creationists' arguments and everything. They are there people. Oh so many fallacies.
xothegirlz 2 years ago
He was smiling because he was thinking of all the money he was making, and is still making. It's a shame more Americans don't wake up.
xothegirlz 2 years ago
Wake up to what? How LB talks common sense?
JupMan321 2 years ago 2
I was talking about Bush, not Lewis. Bush was obviously never concerned with common folk losing their lives. It's a great big business venture, and a rather lucrative one at that.
xothegirlz 2 years ago
we really should vote for president that way. oh my god... that's so magical :D
hahahaha
WinachiHiona 2 years ago
Something is askEWW
Chev427BB 2 years ago 4
My favourite comedian right now. I just wish he toured in the UK. Awesome.
dcnstntn 2 years ago 2
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that is a great idea!
israelmonrroy 2 years ago
talk about an epic way to pick the president
runtripfall54 2 years ago 4
just greatnes!!!!!!
juice24able 2 years ago
his words don't match his face lol
JFDtwitter 2 years ago
There is no god. Sorry idiots who actually believe in "him"
jwhite0398 2 years ago
why the hell do people waste space by texting part of the comedic routine the comedian does, is this a site for the deaf? It's retarded, we can all hear it, we don't need a summary of it.
deathtouch100 2 years ago 18
@deathtouch100 a fucking men to you
nukecat 1 year ago
@deathtouch100 its for the def people
Rbro0404 1 year ago
@deathtouch100 THANK YOU! It's on every single stand-up video, too.
danielw1245 1 year ago
I love the freak who laughed like a bird call at 0:59
RedskinsMike87 2 years ago 6
lol, in an interview towards the end of his term Bush admited he believes in evolution. He played all you religious fucks by saying he didn't lawl go buy some more snake oil fuckers.
Shadowlit001 2 years ago 2
I believe in creationism... and evolution.
coastereight11 2 years ago
I believe evolution created my dick. I believe god created your bung hole. I think they can coexist if you know what I mean Chuck
Shadowlit001 2 years ago 7
How is that even possible?
Vilemk0 2 years ago
God created man and animals with free will. Therefore, those that were/are physically and mentally more able to survive pass on their traits to others. To say creationism and evolution can't both be true is to say that every human being looks and acts exactly the same. That's not true. And just because we change, doesn't mean God didn't create us in the beginning.
coastereight11 2 years ago
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If you don't believe in god, you can't believe in the moon, because god created the moon. It's written, so it is true. Conclusion--> The moon doesn't exist. Because god also created men and (thankfully women, the atheist don't exist, because they don't believe in god. For the same reason, I do not actually exist, nor does the earth I am walking on, nor do christians exist. We are all actually not really here.
Vilemk0 2 years ago
And if you don't believe in the mood, you cannot believe in the wickedness that took place at mount doom when our savior, Froddo, placed the ring of evil into the fires of the mountain and aboloished it from existence, saving humanity for years to come. It's written, so it is true.
You are a smart religious sort, I wish to discuss to you the tragic events where Pastor Dumbledore was slain by Satans death eater "Snape".
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
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Apparently no one understood my sarcasm. You people need to learn to take a joke. lawl
Vilemk0 2 years ago
Sarcasm doesn't carry well online.. and Sarcasm is even less convincing when there are actually people who believe what you wrote and actively preach such things XD
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
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So how is it bad that we're all not really here? Sounds like a big oxymoron to me. Maybe you should read it more in depth before you cry ill pretentious thoughts. Not everyone has the time to read I suppose. Or is it more like a gut feeling that when someone says something your feelings disapprove of, you flame him with thumb downs. "OH NOSE IT DOESN'T FOLLOW MY PROGRAMING!" *explodes*
Understandable but it's that half witted kind of thinking that really gives me a laugh here on youtube. =)
Vilemk0 2 years ago
Ahhh gotta love the ninja trolls, they bait you by looking sincere, then they throw off their outfits and try to get you to feed them.
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
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=D Whatever.
Vilemk0 2 years ago
"A map of the US is put in front of them and they're given a dart and they throw it. Wherever it hits, that is where we have the monkey, and we put him on a plane, and we fly him, and he goes to the spot thats on the map, and we put a parachute on him, and push the little fucker out, and then he hits the ground and starts walkin around, and whoseEVER hand he grabs first, that'll be the president."
ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
QUICK!
EVERYONE CHASE THE MONKEY!
ShadowLancer128 2 years ago 6
Something is askeeeeeew.
lmao
Z0hann 2 years ago
LISTEN TO THAT GUY LAUGH AT 0:59!
ACanadian19 2 years ago 10
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anybody evernotice coservative politicians only conserve the taxes their bribers have to pay? and liberal politicians are only liberal about what they and their relatives can do?
bd189 2 years ago
Lewis Black for president 2012!!!!
aphsknight74 2 years ago 43
@aphsknight74
Joking or not, I honestly think Lewis Black would make a good president just because we need someone who has some sense of humor but also who has common fucking sense and can see shit when its right in fucking front of him.
marick626 1 year ago
@marick626 Well, All of what you say is true. But we also need someone who is a little more steeped in tradition. If you get what I mean. I mean, Have you seen modern Youth? No one appreciates this country anymore, And it sickens me. As an Ex-Ranger would fought for this nation, The amount of anti-patriotism is ridiculous.
aphsknight74 1 year ago
@aphsknight74 While I agree, patriotism in this country has become so twisted into pointless things that most people dont know what true patriotism even is anymore! Like apparenlty a simple flag pin on ones chest means true patriotism these days.
jayers2 1 year ago
@jayers2 I believe I am a true patriot. I have flags out front of my home. I rally for the constitution. I served my time(not in a prison) And wish I could go back. I raised my family to believe that the US Is the Greatest country in the world. And to preserve the Constitution as much as possible.
aphsknight74 1 year ago
Can someone tell me the purpose of the political parties? Why do we have them?
mophead2345 2 years ago 4
They're designed to stall and stall until it's to late, and then react too slow to a problem in order to piss people of.
IrvsZazza 2 years ago 4
same reason we have the protestants and catholics, different interpretations of the same texts.
bd189 2 years ago
same text? you mean 'Holy BullShit'?
utar88utar 2 years ago 2
ouch
Darktickle 2 years ago
yes?
something wrong, mate ? :]
utar88utar 2 years ago
Well I come from a Christian family, and while I don't believe in god, I think thats a little far with it.
Darktickle 2 years ago
To give the illusion of free choice.
FeelOfFriction 2 years ago
the purpose of the political parties? to keep people fighting over outdated ideology so you don't notice that they are fucking you up the arse!
sunfighter86 2 years ago 4
he YELLS the fuckin truth!
TLSlayer 2 years ago 2
Thats why he's the man.
drumnasty1 2 years ago
indeed
TLSlayer 2 years ago
Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black and Gaffigan are the greatest comics standing
torque122 2 years ago 7
c'mon man, izzard and gaffigan aren't on lewis' level.
paul mooney, chris rock, lewis black, david cross, and dave chappelle are just a few of the greatest that are still working. we're actually pretty lucky in terms of the amount of talented stand up comics working right now.
slantedeskimo 2 years ago 3
I love this guy. He's my evil twin
imfunnytoo 2 years ago
Amen to that Scopes trial comment. That Creationism bullshit he's feedin' is killing me.
DudeMan202028096 2 years ago 6
This is great! If this wasn't posted on Youtube, I never would have heard of Lewis Black. Now that I've seen the Red White and Screwed videos on Youtube, I'm thinking of buying the disc.
iciavosser 2 years ago 4
it having been two weeks already, you've probably already seen it, but check out lewis black: black on broadway if you haven't already.
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sojiawoman23 2 years ago
what the fuck is with that weird laugh at 0:59? sounds like someone smacked a seagull out of the air with a hammer.
bl8ant 2 years ago 41
LOL!!!!!
UEGGaara 2 years ago 3
hahahaha i cant stop laughing, thats the funniest comment i have ever read on youtube!! <3 hahaha
Elajjten 2 years ago 4
I second that.
Qwakes 2 years ago
aahah! true true! that laugh is crazy though!!
renedit 2 years ago
LMAO @ Bl8ant
THUGENSTEIN 2 years ago
hahahahahah Totally
dxnt333 2 years ago