I can not bring myself to swear in front of my child, just have no need for it really. Clearly this is just a funny story that expressive how hard it is sometimes to get your young ones to go to sleep.
If you do not care for this, then live and let live and do not read it to your child.
This is crude and vulgar. This kind of garbage just encourages psychopaths and sociopaths to behave badly. If you remove the bad words, it's just gibberish.
Honestly? You want crude & vulgar? Go after the author of this "delightful" book: "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct."
@boballende doesn't matter if it's gibberish, it's honestly all about the tone you speak to the child in I believe, seeing as at a young enough age they don't know what the words really all mean. It's all gibberish, it's just the parent staying with them as they fall asleep for the night. A child who acts up may make a parent want to say these things to the kid, even if they don't always, because no matter how cute a kid is, you get tired to. It's all for humor dude. Go the fuck the sleep.
I wish that book was out when I was a kid. I may not have kids but I have two younger sisters and one of them needed it while the other would have laughed her pants off.
Speaking of literary...Wasn't Samuel Jackson the one that said "The truth shall set you free"? I think it was Matrix. I could be wrong, I am not good with the movies...
@CaptainDan1964 lol, either you're trolling or that's a funny coincidence... it was Lawrence Fishburn in the Matrix. Samuel L Jackson is always getting mistaken for him and often made jokes about it in interviews xD
I keep reading comments from these high and mighty people who claim to be parents acting so shocked about this book. I don't believe them for a second. ANYONE who is a parent knows this feeling exactly, but were never able to put it into literary form before now. This book is hilarious and Samuel reading it was PERFECT!
This is just too funny!!! I used to babysit kids that were exactly like this! Its enough to drive you crazy!! Thank you for persistantly keeping it uploaded! Those people who are deleting it just don't have a sense of humor! :-(
Glad you all like it. It keeps getting deleted, and I keep uploading it. This is just too damned funny to forget! Having Samuel narrate it just pushes it over the edge! I hope they make a series....
just........ wow rofl
Daggersanctuary 16 hours ago
It's a joke people. Calm down please. Seems as though everyone just wants to sling the platitudes around.
randallinu 20 hours ago
I will read this to my child if I ever accidentally have one.
greenagoo 6 days ago
It's a satire of childrens books .So shut the fuck up angry parents and go the fuck to sleep.
NEBComedy 1 week ago
I can not bring myself to swear in front of my child, just have no need for it really. Clearly this is just a funny story that expressive how hard it is sometimes to get your young ones to go to sleep.
If you do not care for this, then live and let live and do not read it to your child.
Tinymoezzy 1 month ago
This accualy made me tired.
TheAshma 1 month ago
This is crude and vulgar. This kind of garbage just encourages psychopaths and sociopaths to behave badly. If you remove the bad words, it's just gibberish.
boballende 1 month ago
@boballende idiot
Crazylogie 1 month ago
@boballende Can't tell if trolling or legitimately retarded.
FuzzyTwiguh 1 month ago
@boballende Dude it's called HUMOR. Get some please.
explodingcranium2442 1 month ago
@boballende
Honestly? You want crude & vulgar? Go after the author of this "delightful" book: "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct."
Rachelle79 4 weeks ago
@boballende doesn't matter if it's gibberish, it's honestly all about the tone you speak to the child in I believe, seeing as at a young enough age they don't know what the words really all mean. It's all gibberish, it's just the parent staying with them as they fall asleep for the night. A child who acts up may make a parent want to say these things to the kid, even if they don't always, because no matter how cute a kid is, you get tired to. It's all for humor dude. Go the fuck the sleep.
LitleTortilaBoy1 2 weeks ago
I don't say it but I often think it.
razorman1977 1 month ago
lmbo :-D. Love this, I say this under my breath every night to my daughters who just don't know how to go the fok to sleep.
tmc387 1 month ago
thumbs up if YOU WENT THE FUCK TO SLEEP xD
avkid27 1 month ago
i swear if i were to read this to my class everyone would laugh so hard xD
TheDoctorWhoFan11 1 month ago
This is too good for kids! Lmao!
M91Lou 1 month ago
bah i'm gonna be a new parent soon and I KNOW i'm gonna say this to my kid lol
Mer636 1 month ago
@Mer636 Congrats on the new child! I have the book if you would like! Seriously...I am happy for you.
CaptainDan1964 1 month ago
I wish that book was out when I was a kid. I may not have kids but I have two younger sisters and one of them needed it while the other would have laughed her pants off.
kamenrider24 1 month ago
LMFAOOO THIS THING IS FOKING FUNNY HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
TrueeDominicanBoii 1 month ago
sniff that was beautiful :')
calfust129 1 month ago
ok , parents , u know ure kids already know every cursword in the fucking word , right ....
NEdR8 1 month ago
@NEdR8 I think from age 2, when they can talk a bit, and you are in traffic. They pick up the bad words first!
CaptainDan1964 1 month ago
2 people need to go the fuck to sleep.
Bazinganator 1 month ago 7
@Bazinganator Exactly!!!
CaptainDan1964 1 month ago 2
...Or,the people who keep deleting it dont have kids or have even babysat a small child!!
EmpressAndi 1 month ago
Who disliked this?!?!?!?!?!!? This is hilarious!!!
ogechiibe 2 months ago
Speaking of literary...Wasn't Samuel Jackson the one that said "The truth shall set you free"? I think it was Matrix. I could be wrong, I am not good with the movies...
CaptainDan1964 2 months ago
@CaptainDan1964 lol, either you're trolling or that's a funny coincidence... it was Lawrence Fishburn in the Matrix. Samuel L Jackson is always getting mistaken for him and often made jokes about it in interviews xD
hisrockinghighness 1 month ago
@hisrockinghighness Thanks for the input. I am not trolling, I just do not know the actors.I have not watched much telivision.
CaptainDan1964 1 month ago
@CaptainDan1964 - Nope, you're thinking of Laurence Fishburne.
OELSteve 1 month ago
@CaptainDan1964 im fairly certain LAurence Fishburne looks and sounds absolutely nothing like Samuel L Jackson
ShadeMuccitelli 1 month ago
I keep reading comments from these high and mighty people who claim to be parents acting so shocked about this book. I don't believe them for a second. ANYONE who is a parent knows this feeling exactly, but were never able to put it into literary form before now. This book is hilarious and Samuel reading it was PERFECT!
HappyLittleTrees11 2 months ago 12
Who else is sleepy right now....
evcchamp1 2 months ago
I have this book for my son lol
leo131ftw 2 months ago
@leo131ftw its not an lol friend you mustve been serious... OR ILL MAKE SURE YOU BURN IN THE 6 LAYER OF HELL. goodnight
calfust129 1 month ago
LMFAO
inthebagsolutions 2 months ago
This is just too funny!!! I used to babysit kids that were exactly like this! Its enough to drive you crazy!! Thank you for persistantly keeping it uploaded! Those people who are deleting it just don't have a sense of humor! :-(
darylfan 2 months ago 2
Glad you all like it. It keeps getting deleted, and I keep uploading it. This is just too damned funny to forget! Having Samuel narrate it just pushes it over the edge! I hope they make a series....
CaptainDan1964 2 months ago 8
@CaptainDan1964 Why would somebody delete something that 50% of parents utter every night.
ishta 2 months ago 2
This is absolutely EPIC! ROFLMAO!
AshesOfNight 2 months ago
I love it. Thank you so much. This just made my year. XD
NinjaSaiyen007 2 months ago