i had a typing teacher in highschool that was like that!!! i remember one day she was looking right at me and said quit looking at the keys and i said im not looking at the keys and she said i wasnt talking to you. no way could you cheat in that class.
dammit i can't im sorry i tried i am a bad person for saying this but woman comedians can't make me laugh. idk maybe im just sexist. she is hot though.
No worries, I can only find a few and even then some of them I wondered why. There are a few good ones, you just have to find it. Plus, some have jokes that only girls would get as well. ^^
okay i laughed SOOOO hard!! but then i went and looked her up to see more of her stuff but omg...she used this joke a lot... i was a little disappointed...
It means the person either thinks they need it since they fall over a lot, or someone who cares for them thinks they need it because they're mentally retarded.
Who is this girl fucking in order to be able to perform on stage?
rigby333 3 months ago
Kitchens have changed a lot...
21bronxbombers 6 months ago
@21bronxbombers is that how you think of your own mother too? How respectful really.
blognewb 2 months ago
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21bronxbombers 2 months ago
@blognewb You just changed my outlook on life, why thank you very much
21bronxbombers 2 months ago
No fair I wish I could do that with my eyes =P That's cool
blackandwhiteangel13 6 months ago
this girls got some huge eyes!
bordone 8 months ago
Wow i never seen that ever in my life, i'm blown away
rustedromeo 9 months ago
she looks like Nicole Richie :)
nayg4121 9 months ago
Wow, that shit was scary :P...
W3NDY23 10 months ago
haha or meds in her drawer
gothicchik52 1 year ago
i had a typing teacher in highschool that was like that!!! i remember one day she was looking right at me and said quit looking at the keys and i said im not looking at the keys and she said i wasnt talking to you. no way could you cheat in that class.
sandhilldiva 1 year ago
Wow, that was freaking hilarious haha
MickQuick07 1 year ago
funny AND cute.. nice =]
tigerspartan06 1 year ago
LMAO, that cross eyed part caught me off guard.
Marcell2aG 1 year ago
Great bit Heather, I worked in a bank too and know exactly what you mean..
chappykat 1 year ago
Cute and funny! That's a great combo :)
runhardutah 1 year ago
HILARIOUS!
Wolfiewolfwolf 1 year ago
She's pretty well right on about Bank of America. I hate it when they do the fake excessive eye contact thing.
Lachdenan 1 year ago
YOU ROCK
RoseBloodBlack 1 year ago
your hilarious!
chatterboxhero 2 years ago 2
lol soooo funny.. and a lil scary with those eyes!
stefaniekrizic 2 years ago
Heather Marie Zagone ... thank you for all your support..
heathermariezagone 2 years ago 35
your welcome :)
FilipKarlsson 2 years ago
No problem! I'll send you an invoice. Stay funny! :)
downwithutube 2 years ago
@heathermariezagone you are really funny Heather. Keep posting more vids of your self
Sanchoblade83 1 year ago
@heathermariezagone You've got some Eye Talent , Heather !
Funny stuff. Yeah, keep doing more vids.
DancingSpiderman 11 months ago
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she is not funny
sguerita 2 years ago
i thought she was super hott...until i saw the eyes haha jk
9510135 2 years ago 3
whats with her eyes ^^
bflol 2 years ago
dammit i can't im sorry i tried i am a bad person for saying this but woman comedians can't make me laugh. idk maybe im just sexist. she is hot though.
freddiegrossetete 2 years ago
i second that
muahaha97 2 years ago
at least your honest
boymonkeyevil 2 years ago 2
No worries, I can only find a few and even then some of them I wondered why. There are a few good ones, you just have to find it. Plus, some have jokes that only girls would get as well. ^^
sumizome18 2 years ago
okay i laughed SOOOO hard!! but then i went and looked her up to see more of her stuff but omg...she used this joke a lot... i was a little disappointed...
MaxC17 2 years ago
damn,you and I have the same eyes!Cool looking in 2 directions at the same eh?
obsolete59 2 years ago
i laughed way too hard. hahahaha
loved that
cHeryljwanG 2 years ago
wow shes the best so far!
Fallenangel12356 2 years ago 2
soo true anjelah johnson was great
MCRdeathupsessed 2 years ago 3
lmao! Best chick comedy I've seen since Anjelah Johnson
lilmaasster 2 years ago 2
excellent
moteintheeye 2 years ago
OMFG!!!!
qxevtnu5555 2 years ago
HAHAHA
TooFreakingRelaxed 2 years ago
Man, she killed 'em.
EuroInvicta 2 years ago
"sir is that a gun?" خخخخخ هالآدمية نكتة xD
CodeXero 2 years ago 2
haha nice
bubblesfunbee 2 years ago 2
FUCKING AWESOME!!! LOL~!~
MaxC17 2 years ago
lmao!!
IdealKareshi 2 years ago
Ahh that was great!
i've never seen another joke like that before.
Cross eyed did freak me out a bit though...
01melissa01Ann01 2 years ago 2
funni until the disabled joke
MaryBerry92 2 years ago 2
What does he wears a helmet mean?
MrZenic 2 years ago 3
He was mentally challenged.
meganelle111 2 years ago 2
he rides the short bus..
AraziaAngel 2 years ago
It means the person either thinks they need it since they fall over a lot, or someone who cares for them thinks they need it because they're mentally retarded.
gigax571 2 years ago
Funny, but lets hope she has more material than that later on in her career.
alphanumeric1971 2 years ago 16
Funny.
magiclydlcious 2 years ago
Great physical comedian! Decent timing, great joke!
downwithutube 2 years ago 2
lol!
evilchild967 2 years ago
HAHAHAAHA
iheartZacEfron305 2 years ago
Her eyes are creepy! But that was hilarious!
BiggestTwerdAlive 2 years ago 4
cheap shot at the ex.
walkwalkslow 2 years ago
Excellent eyes (regular or cross-eyed)
Pretty funny.
Tendoking 2 years ago
Hahaha i love her eyes!
FilipKarlsson 2 years ago 4