"You're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!" - Liara - LotSB - Mass Effect 2

[LordFrostwind]

Liara have you seen Jacob without his shirt off? The man could deflect a Thanix cannon with those abs!

[Queenychi179]

You know what? Can't say I blame Shepard.

[lawsBULL]

@smudgepot5000 she has sources dont you listen to the story line?

[Matrelith]

''No, that's not really what I'm interested in..'' - MaleShep

[lawsBULL]

@smudgepot5000 she's an infomation broker dirp

[smudgepot5000]

@lawsBULL That don't explain anything. WTF does she have microscopic cameras flying around the Normandy or something?

[selphiexfairy]

@smudgepot5000 lol have you seen the videos in the LotSB epilogue? :D

[smudgepot5000]

@selphiexfairy Yes, and I did not see my fling with Jack in them or my relationship with Tali. My relationship with Tali occurred after I beat this. I am wondering how on earth she knew about the thing with Jack. When I invited Liara up to the Normandy she seemed to forget about Jack and the dialogue played out like I was loyal to her the whole time.

[smudgepot5000]

Does anyone know how the hell Liara knows about this? She somehow knew my shep had a fling with Jack but then after I beat her DLC she acted like nothing happened and wanted to continue the relationship. Oh well my shep ened up with Tali near the end. Still creepy how Liara randomly knew about Jack.

[AydnGames]

@smudgepot5000 She's an information broker that's been keeping tabs on Shepard for two years. Stuff like that is probably easy for her to find.

[smudgepot5000]

@AydnGames That still don't explain how she knew about it. Unless she has hidden microscopic spy robots flying around the Normandy with hidden cameras. Maybe it has something to do when they combined their minds? Maybe she can read his mind or something. 

[finaltorment]

@smudgepot5000 or just hacked through the security cameras network aboeard the ship.

[smudgepot5000]

@finaltorment She wasn't the shadow broker when I had the fling with Jack, so how on earth did she know? So she hacked into a high tech prototype ship's security system with a terminal? Wouldn't EDI have picked that up and warned Shepard? Funny how EDI picked up the signal from Legion(High Tech Geth Unit) but not Liara. Its just poor coding because right after I beat the Shadow Broker, me and Liara talked in the Normandy and the dialogue played out like I stayed loyal. They talked about kids.

[TankBorn]

You romanced Jacob? I'd have more fun romancing a septic tank.

[Infernal460]

@TankBorn

So how was the septic tank ?

[TankBorn]

@Infernal460 At least it had better character development and a better dialogue then the Brick-wall they call Jacob.

[Infernal460]

@TankBorn

Fair enough.

[foxhound20071980]

information broker my ass she telepatic

[TazminTv]

She was researching 21st century Earth and found Twilight.......Queueue paragon hug scene

[DanK3l14]

And your not liara?

[thewalrusx]

This is the funniest result. I bust out laughing. Its even funnier that Liara has a spy cam on Jacob doing situps when she takes over the shadow broker's lab.



[darcrequiem]

@thewalrusx

Looks like Liara's more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off

[r3n3gad34l1f3]

Looks like Shep had an allergic reaction to Jacobs abs....

[89Dustdevil]

Shirtless Jacob is creepy because they put more detail into his abs than into everything else in the game combined.

[TheVideoMenace1]

@89Dustdevil Its called the combined might of lonley gay and female developers.

[448668]

can any one plzz tell me that if i went with miranda that i can still get liara when i get the DLC !!

[Disneyfanatic57]

@448668 i got with tali and she was still eager to get in pants in the end!

i checked it up after that and yes, it doesnt matter if you got with a new romance, you can still get with her.

[Dragodemon000]

Strangely enough, if you're in a quasi-romance (such as Yeoman Kelly Chambers...with her not in her, never mind) then Liara ignores it. Apparently the three full-fleged romances for each gender (Jack, Miranda, Tali for the male Shepards; Garrus, Jacob, Thane for femShep) count against you, but having your assistant dance for you in a stripper suit doesn't.

...hopefully Liara won't throw this in my face when I pick up Mass Effect 3.

[TheVideoMenace1]

@Dragodemon000 I hope not I like the romances starting afresh each game

[justletmeseeITTTTT]

@Dragodemon000 Yeah, and even if you try to get with Samara (who wants both gender Shepards, but refuses anyway) Liara doesn't seem to care. I still have a feeling it will bite Shepard in the end.

[AdhocHoopla]

I thought this was Mass Effect... not Twilight.

[natanfk2]

ARE YOU CALLING ME A TWILIGHT FAN? YOU BITCH!

[Ariana321]

@natanfk2 LMAO! Thats exactly what I thought of!

[AU930406]

MAN THAT BITCH IS UGLY

[AztasticProductions]

Good god that shepherd has a bad case if man-face. .

[executioneer7676]

what does she say if you aren't cheating on her?

[luckdragon88]

@executioneer7676 She says shes glad Shep is back but she can't expect 2 years of mourning to just disappear.

[darknovablast]

FemShep watches Twilight, apparently. :(

[inostwinsister]

Liara:Yes, you were dead! And now you're more interested...

Joker over the intercom: On seeing Jacob's chihuahua!!

[fettmaster5]

lol am I the only one who saw a jab at Twilight?

Not saying it was intentional, :P

[valhar2000]

@fettmaster5: Maybe Asari lips darken quickly past a certain age, like growing a wisdom toth.

[Nekhet]

@fettmaster5 I somehow think it was intentional.

[colebowlin68]

How come in ME1 she has pink lips? But in ME2 she has black? Lipstick?

[Nekhet]

How could someone ever choose that walking and talking piece of plywood named Jacob over someone like Liara, Garrus or (for maleShep) Tali??

[ONNIHOLTTA]

I'll damn sure as hell choose her in ME3.

Choosing humans as romance companions in ME is rather boring. And in squad too.

Does anyone else think humans are boring in ME when you can actually be friends or even more with epic aliens?

Same old humans in games and IRL can incredibly often be so boring.

I wish we find aliens IRL soon enough - in a couple of centuries maybe.

Damn how cool scifi games like ME make you wish for this amazing stuff!

[SamaraTheJusticar]

-GASP- cheat on Liara?!?!?! how could you! i would never choose Jacob over Liara. TEAM JACOB FTL. LIARA FTW.

[TheVnD12]

Your FemShep is very... handsome

[Boobr]

- JACOB KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!

- NO!

[PrettyRagdoll]

How could anyone cheat on Liara!

[SinDawg030]

I want "but the Priiize" to be an option in every romnce in ME3. For Great Justice, Bioware must do this . . .

[DarkSaber22]

@SinDawg030 LOL

[PKBitchGirl]

The Garrus one is better, Liara sounds more natural there

[Patterrz]

I would NEVER choose Jacob over Liara

[SlankTV]

Liara: "You're more interested in seing Jabob with his shirt of"

Shepard: "Ah yes Jacob, the immortal race of sentient star ships, allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim"

Liara:" What?!"

[mamobster1500]

How the fuck does she know that?

[Nekhet]

@mamobster1500 She´s an information broker.

[mamobster1500]

@Nekhet She's also creepy. how the hell does she get info like that? somebody on the normandy must be an inside source.

[Nekhet]

@mamobster1500 Probably. Or maybe she uses the same methods like the Shadow Broker. You know hacking into the listening and viewing devices Cerberus so much enjoy planting all over their ship. Besides, she did say that she was a very good information broker and I guess she´s right considering her reputation on Illium.

But creepy or not: I still love her:)

[personperson125]

Why does your shepard have a face like a sexy brick?

[lastshotgun]

shut up information broker loool... i watch all of these and they make me laugh!

[Chingophia]

damn your femshep has a jaw line like a potato

[cnelsonjr87]

Thats awesome

[Suzaku000]

I'd like to see Liara with her shirt off.

[LostManSays]

Yuk dude, you got with Jacob? Are you the PRIZE!?

[buddysmithburg]

Shepard doesnt care about the shirt, shes after the PRIZZZEE.

[Aizec300]

Liara:Stalking Yo Love,Sta-Sta-Stalkin' Stalkin' Yo Love!Stalkin' Yo Love!

Shepard:Wtf?

[OhManTFE]

Wow Liara is a fuckin stalker.

[coolcitydude123]

wait wht part of the game is this from 

[FlingyRingy]

@coolcitydude123 Shadow Broker DLC.

[Deshrac]

If only you could romance Zaeed... "Now you're more interested in fondling Zaeed's wrinkly old balls!"

[darthbandon10]

@Deshrac Zaeed used to hang out with Asari from what I can tell in his in-game dialogue...

[inquiry10]

mm Jacob with his shirt off NICE

[TDA792]

Awkward if she got her facts wrong.

[punn213]

what's with females wanting to see characters named Jacob with their shirts off?

[maslada]

Heavy risk.

[hollywood251]

0:20 Shepard stink face

[KaozTh3ories]

I love her facepalm

[littlemissstoic1]

Dumping Liara for JACOB?! Are you... I don't even...

[Wolfsrain90]

@littlemissstoic1 Am I the only one who thinks FemShep gets the shit stick when it comes to love interests? Assuming that Kaidan is even still alive, she only has two LI possibilities that are even of the same species as she is.

[littlemissstoic1]

@Wolfsrain90 I'm not wholly convinced Jacob is a real human and not some 'personal' VI, model Jacob, which got upgraded by Cerberus as an experiment to create cheap expendable soldiers. Some of the original programing hasn't been properly scrubbed, but the priiizzzee...

[CommanderEivlys]

"JACOB KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!"

"NO!"

[sheemobile]

Jacob kicks ass

[EmilSdi]

"And I'm more interested to see you with you're panties off" :)

[Oshaoxin]

@EmilSdi Asari panties? ...*lost in thought*...

[Deathseeker214]

Trust me sweetheart,seeing Jacob without his shirt is very low on my priority list.

[Zeryuu]

@Deathseeker214 Well u still can, on the end of LotSB, when u go to the Observation Modul in the Room where Feron is x'D

[MrBreeces]

@Deathseeker214 but the PRIZZZE.

[The29Dave]

She should have said:

"And now you're more interested in giving Jacob the PRIIIZE"

[FinalNinja447]

@The29Dave Jacob pokes his head out of a corner ''Did someone mention priiiiiizzzess??''

[Mokurable]

Cool! I never tried that but will do in my next playthrough. :p Poor Liara going to suffer.

[FrozenDreamfall]

Dude...owned! >:)) by the sorry but,kinda bad looking Shep...

[Makkovar]

@FrozenDreamfall I don't see what's wrong with her. Sure she doesn't wear enough make-up to go to a party nor does she have great hair but she's a goddamn soldier. It only makes sense she isn't very pretty.

[FrozenDreamfall]

@Makkovar Ya,well check my Sheppard and compare lol

[Makkovar]

@FrozenDreamfall She looks better, mostly because of ridiculous lipstick and hairstyle that would fall apart in any kind of combat mission. I do admit, she also has better facial structure, but again, Shepard was never EVER supposed to care about her looks. She only has to be good at shooting people.

[JuStViCtoR]

Sorry guys but i get lost on those fake big blue cgi eyes dang!! xD

[Skyntalor]

0:27 - when Liara facepalms, you KNOW you screwed up.

[psychozo]

I would much rather see Liara out of her dress than Jacob out of his shirt... though both Liara and Thane together at the same time... Yes. I'm going to bed now :)

[RedDeadOfAmerica]

@psychozo hahaha LMAO

[psychozo]

Respond to this video...  I'm still grinning at that...

[psychozo]

@richardjferro Hahahahahaha. haha.  Heeheeheehee.

[TBJumper]

I didn't know Shepard was a Twilight fan!

[HazardMaster47]

The female version of Kaiden

[Cloymax]

the priiizeeeee

[WenceslaoMontana]

Liara's eyes are really beauituful, I think I am in love guys

[lildickheads]

i was more interested in getting under talis helmet

[gekkoguy911]

@lildickheads we all are even some femsheps

[tombraidertrailerman]

guess shes team jacob

[Danchamp07]

Liara's the one who's got it on video

[keshaz12]

That shepard looks a bit... manly?

[machielste1]

@keshaz12 its a tranny !

[GangsterHutterite]

Your femsheps chin is... dear God...

[udaho456]

Holy shit, your femshep's jaws more manly then my own!

[098092]

That jaw. God damn!

[edam88]

Liara-"Now you're more interesting in seeing Jacob with his shirt off"

Shepard-“no one mocks my love of twilight! team Jacob FTW!”

Liara-"wtf?"

[Heidiblossoms]

@edam88 rotflmao thank you, you made my day

[UnholyJesus181]

@edam88

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[FinalFantasyCenter]

@edam88 You should be ashamed for mentioning that "thing" in one of the best RPG's ever made.

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

@FinalFantasyCenter Let's all just pretend this never happened.

[FinalFantasyCenter]

@GreasemonkeyCGI Okay :D

[allantetaylor3692]

you know you're character is kinda boring when you're main draw is having your shirt off i mean come on thane, and garrus both have more than just that to draw you in

[notgayguy222]

your shepard looks... errrm.... manly?

[Zengasm7]

Having the Shadow Broker as an angry ex would SUCK.

[15CUJO]

What does Liara say if knows that you cheated on her with Garrus or Thane? I did this as male shep and romanced Tali, she said something on the lines of "Been itching to find out whats behind Tali's helmet." lol

[Geri2033]

its the ugliest shepard

[Lilracerjak]

xD ME2 Jacob > Twilight Jacob

[soldierassasin]

But 80% of the games graphics was put into Jacobs abs.

[zingtea]

Cheating on Liara for Jacob proved to be a heavy risk... but the priiiiize

[AnnoyingAsianWitch]

I so dumped her for Jacob XD

[cblack19519]

could you do the female romances

[Arzaker]

jacob disliked

[merksperk2]

Liara knows EVERYTHING.

[bleesev2]

I like how bioware put all the Mass Effect memes in there

"Now you're more interesting in jacob with his shirt off"

"Now garrus isn't just doing calibrations on the normandy's weapons"

Ahh Bioware, i love you XD

[LastODSTStanding]

@bleesev2 "And your itching to get under Tali's helmet."

"Damn right, I am."

[TenBear]

@VieraShepherdFTW after reading bladerj's last message I was expecting to hear an ominous and scary voice say "Releasing Control"

[VieraShepardFTW]

that's.....quite the face there

[anticliche321]

Jacob's hot but I'd pick Liara over him any day. ;)

[TolHydra]

bitch how could u cheat on liara :( -lol

[QueenBForLife]

@TolHydra Lmao good one.

[asaqe3]

Jacob: So you stacked the deck 2 years ago? Hell, I thought Miranda was trouble then.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Liara I love you and all, but are you just being mean because Jacob is black? :( That's cooooold and priiiiiiize worthy

[dimplex]

the prizee

[MustangGT691]

Biggest fucking diss in a videogame and i still love her

[bladerj]

she was ugly as hell in me1, now she has puppy giant eyes and a nice face.....the devs are too bias on her, i treated her like crap in me1, and yet in me2 i was like, come back soon,rofl.....i only let her in my quarter to get my tags, my shepard is a collector.

[DiamondbackCobra]

@bladerj So, you killed your own people, and you're working for the Reapers!? Yoooou baaaaaastard.

[bladerj]

@DiamondbackCobra hell yeah ! jacob got a bullet to the face when the spilled he taped my bitch, the quarian lead herself to death when she pointed a gun to my geth, zaeed bited it becouse he gave my shepard orders.grunt should had lost some weight so he wouldnt colpase the collectos hex thing over him. kasumi shouldnt made wear formal just so she could masturbate to her home made porn.

and in ME3 i will crush the council in my gundam reaper form !

[VieraShepardFTW]

@bladerj i cant tell if i love your response or if i want to cower in fear...

[anticliche321]

I'm not into chicks... but I would choose Liara over Jacob any day.

[MrTristanishere]

"Nothing turns a girl on more than the act of hacking terminals. It gets them in that steamy mood that only Shepard can satisfy."

[Thongger]

It's not Jacob's fault he bleeds abs! D:<

[Nephtys1]

femShep/Grunt? too awesome not to have...

but maybe Grunt would start to cry after their first night... don´t think he is up to Jennifer Hales Character...

[maxchaos44]

@Nephtys1 Wouldn't romancing grunt be considered Pedophilia?

[OneCorruptedSoul]

@maxchaos44

Yes, and Shepard will be the first human pedophile spectre. The alien one being Saren.

[Xelpherpolis]

@maxchaos44 Hell, Liara is still jailbait by Asari standards, despite being over 100 >_>

[connahharvey21]

@richardjferro damn that meme to the depths of hades...it works for everything...

[connahharvey21]

compared the jacob i would rather see GRUNT with his shirt off (Krogan romance ftw)

[bladerj]

@connahharvey21 lol krogan romance woult be like sten romance in dragon age,

-you'd feel a lot less"animated" afterwards

[mrluga]

Could you do one where she responds if you're faithful? Does anyone know if there is such a video anywhere? Or if there is a diffrence? Please respond if you know :-)

[emptyNINE]

@mrluga Yes, there's obviously a difference. I'm a "Liara faithful," I guess you can call it lol, and many of the dialogue options were surprisingly sincere. Unfortunately, I don't know if there's a video or not, but I do know that the game rewards you for staying faithful. Also, she's returning for Mass Effect 3 as a party member, so this DLC sets the next game up pretty well in terms of a Liara relationship.

[darthfener2]

can you re-establish a relationship with Liara even if you banged a ME2 character?

[disk3001]

wait jacob was a romance option? guess I forgot it after I saw Garrus

[Quikraptor]

@disk3001 Mmmm... Garrus. That's a prize I want.

[GeneralSauerKraut]

Nobody likes Jacob.

[MrLate1]

@GeneralSauerKraut

who said that?

[TheLackofattack]

Thats what we humans like to call a "Freudian Slip."

[TheAvalon21]

I love the way she says it, "WITH HIS SHIRT OFF!", like she hasn't had full blown sexy naked time with Shepard before ;)

[EnemyD]

@richardjferro lol

[redbulldog]

EVERYONE is interested in Jacob with his shirt off, squid head.