LMAO! LAWLESS? HEY, DEAR, YOU NEED TO TIDY UP A BIT BEFORE YOU REPRESENT THE JEHOPPERS WINKLERS - THEY HAVE A STANDARD TO UPHOLD - THEY SAY THEIR GOD SATAN IS BEAUTIFUL - SO, DEAR, GET YOU A MAKE-OVER AND SHINE FOR SATAN!
Jehovahs witnesses make you believe the world is all evil thats why you see the world as evil, the media is only there to propagate fear, you see what you believe this is science, your perception brings in the set of experiences you expect to have at a subconcious level, the watchtower uses fear and guilt to fuel their religion, planting phobias of demons and devils and judgment day in peoples subconscious minds this is not healthy
Non pagan gift giving day-this brought back so many memories! This reminds me of a pair of sisters (literally and spiritually) from my old congregation. Amplification of even the smallest thing was their specialty. The style of speech with the repeating of words is actually something they used to do also. Spot on!
I can appreciate this kind of satire because i was raised christian, but decided it is too warped of a religion to represent intelligent design. If there is a god i will wait for him to make that blatantly obvious. Until then, i'm closer to a follower of kyria :/
these days its practically impossible to tell the difference between satire and serious. this could easily be a SNL skit or a serious ramble of her beliefs. what these zealots don't seem to realize is that if paradise means seeing you there then send to that other place or destroy my ass, because living with you for an eternity is my idea of hell not heaven.
@MisterBouncyBounce I hear that. I thought it was so ridiculous that it was clearly a joke, but, It's hard to tell, I guess, because people are actually this batshit.
"Be anxious for nothing" Jesus said. "Let the filthy be filthy and the holy be holy." I will never be a Jehovah's Witness, I am a Christian and will never stop being one. Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so, not because the JW's tell me so. I will never let another man decide for me whether or not I am a either Christian or Anointed with God's spirit. I am not a prophet, not a minister, not an evangelist, not a tv personality. "He that believes in me shall never perish."
I associated closely with the "Witnesses" for several years( was exsposed to them through family), your humor is NOT lost on me. Some excellent "illustration" in your videos, LoL. It's unfortunate that some "don't get it". Very well done. Thanks. :)
Kyria you are awesome.I was raised by Jehovah Wittnesses but left home and the organization at 18. I get It. I'm really looking forward to reading your book. I can't believe that there are that many idiots in the world with no sense of humor. Keep It up.
Yeah. I am crushing on Kyria too. Truly the cutest, funniest, ex-JW on the net. Keep it up and I will say it again-"I'm Perfect, You're Doomed" is terrific. And to you folks who keep taking these as serious...hahahahahahaha!! How completely dim witted you must be. Does that kind of stupidity hurt????
had to comment on this one. you are very interesting individual. i can see that you truly do have a hope. im not sure if you said you were active or inactive, could you clear that up? im currently inactive, but i've always wondered if jehovah won't be a little more compassionate when that day does arrive. i remember a talk once in which a brother said, "in the New World, we might be surprised who's there." then he added, "including ourselves". -ill always remember that.
Absolutely, completely and totally true! I grew up as a Wittness and everything she is saying as crazy as it seems is the philosophy and theology of JW's including everyone except JW's are going to be destroyed and then the world will be restored to a paradise earth. Can't tell you how many sisters after a while end up sounding just like her!
Absolutely, completely and totally true! I grew up as a Wittness and everything she is saying as crazy as it seems is the philosophy and theology of JW's including everyone except JW's are going to be destroyed and then the world will be restored to a paradise earth. Can't tell you how many sisters after a while end up sounding just like her!
wow. you need Jesus Christ. you have strong delusion. forget about watchtower literature. read your bible. & not that corrupted NWT version. why would anyone trust man & their literature whan the bible clearly states that "mans heart is desperately wicked"...?
no where in the bible does it say "mans heart is desperately wicked, except for the Jehovah witness watchtower editors".
Omg really? are you kidding me why would someone who is one of Jehovah's witnesses put a video on youtube. HELLO IF YOUR A WITNESSES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
"The apostle Paul was.... laying the foundation for a work that would be completed in our 20th century".
Edward Bernays changed the word "propaganda" to "Public Relations" but make no mistake, propaganda still exists in full throttle. This vid is a living example.
You girl... will "never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never know! You never know. You never, never know what's gonna be out there!
Just finished the first 45 seconds. Black president = Bad? I must watch the rest of this video to see how you manage to join the dots between being Black and being bad. Prediction: Primitive racist human.
@doomguy1001 This woman clearly suffers from some sort of mental illness...possibly schizophrenia (a prime candidate for cult membership), so I wouldn't worry too much about anything that she says. But as they say, "if it keeps her off the street..."
Now I got it..Very good Kyria!! LOL You certainly nailed how psychotic JWs are lol good portrayl..I can see why former JW would do comedic piece.. looking right back at ya!! LOL..had me going...
WAIT WAIT WAIT Since when did Obama's race become a symbol of Armageddon? DID NOT JEHOVAH GOD CREATE ALL MEN EQUALLY?
DID NOT JEHOVAH GOD CREATE ALL MEN IN PERFECT LOVE? I for one DO recognize the Jehovah's Witness faith as a VALID RELIGION. I was raised into the religion, and even though i no longer practice it, I DO still attend meetings with those in my family who do. I DO still take the words spoken by the speakers SERIOUSLY. I still entertain the idea of your faith,
fuck, i totally believed you. i got angry and and felt glad i was an atheist. and would have kept believeing if i did't read your reponse to MrUAV100, in fact i still think your gonna tell me jehovah is gonna destroy me. and fuck yeah i've been told by christain that i'm nothig if i don't believe and that gods gonna send me to hell if i dont believe. johovah just destroys you, great deal considering.
apostates display characteristics similar to those of the Devil. Their mind may be poisoned by a critical attitude toward individuals in the congregations, Christian elders, or the Governing Body. Some apostates oppose the use of the divine name, Jehovah. They are not interested in learning about Jehovah or in serving him. Like their father, Satan, apostates target people of integrity. (John 8:44) No wonder servants of Jehovah avoid all contact with them!—2 John 10, 11.
Excuse me, but did you just say that having a black president is a bad thing? "You can see how the world is becoming very lawless. Increasing disobidience to parents, violence, wars everywhere, and we have a black president. And that is what satan wants people to have as hope," I must say, your racism is very rude. You are entitled to believe in whatever religion you wish, but racism cannot and will not be tolerated. Prejudice is the child of ignorance. God bless you and have a good day.
a black president. i only read jehovah witness literature. filth filth filth filth.Everyone i know has diabetes.Thats the hope we have as JWs is to see the dead rise from the grave after god destroys everyone on earth who isnt a jw, Crazy schizophrenic, porbably even got disfellowshipped from the JWs. Take your meds
I know a load of witnesses and they NEVER say that if you're not a witness you will be destroyed. That is a very good way to scare people away from JW's. YOU don't know that God, Yahweh, Jehovah, or whatever you want to call him will kill a single Non WITNESS when his son comes back to destroy Satan.
@MrUAV100 I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness, so I have to disagree with you. My own personal experience (as well as the experience of every ex-JW I know) is that they absolutely DO talk about how Jehovah will destroy the "wicked" at Armageddon. True, JWs don't claim to know exactly who will be saved, but they absolutely do say that everyone who doesn't accept Jehovah as their god will be killed. If they haven't said it to you, it's because they only say it among themselves. They're nasty.
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why do people make fun of each other did we not learn from our parents not to . even the the bible tells us not to judge jesus said i will know you are my people for the love you have for one another
She actually LOOKS like someone straight out of the grave! The pale lipstick is one amazing prop. Nice try at a JW persona. She says the right things, but I wasn't fully convinced. Rapping Aaron Luke was the best thus far.
satan as an angel of light lol.....yea...right down to believing that jesus is the archangel and not god, and that jehova is an actual word (it isnt) and the name of god. this woman is funny ill give her that, mislead by the watchtower as she my be.
oh i found this through a forum where Blanche was posted and i have to say I thought she was for real :-) Fantastic!! because they really do say this stuff
Jehovas witness???? is that a name given to the big paedophile ring that witness all of their children get finger fucked by their next door neighbours fathers??? I know loads of the Jehovas witness perverts they visit childrens clothing shops and sniff all the scruffy jocks that little cunts have been trying on. They are quite fond of skid marks..... that is all for now, by the way the woman in that video has her wooden fingers up the little ones bum... Where is Jehova???? nowhere he is not real
The Bible also says that do not fear god. Well if his son will "resurrect" and kill all people who aren't your kind, wouldn't people be scared?? I usually have an open mind about religions but this is by far the most pointless one. Im sorry, may GOD be with you.
I'm so glad I discovered you! Blanche should be a regular on here. I'd say you're gonna burn, but I guess the more appropriate response is "You're so gonna sleep forever without the paradise hope."
You know nothing about Satan. And you say a chair brought demons into ythe house through a chair. Do you realize that demons are the gods of old that came long before Jewhova. Your religion is all about blocking spiritual powers and leaving it to the few in control to use. You can't seem to realize that your religion is controlled by the jewish religion like every sect of christianity. You realize that every violent demonic attack is angels trying to keep the fear of the true creator alive.
its the blacks that are brining our country down. Please contact the creator of this video for info on why the blacks are making our country horrible....(insert religiously created bigoted humor here)
Holy crap! This is exactly the woman that would end up being my mother's only friend every new congregation we were in, until she inevatably got df'd for a short time for going on a date with some weird dude she met at the bank or something, and then would show up at our house again after getting reinstated to tell long stories about all the awful things that happened while she was "away from Jehovah'" and tell my mom to get rid of stuff bc it was all demonized...*shudder*
OMFG, Kyria, I swear...u are too much, woman. U are the BEST!! That was brilliant!! There aren't enough words! My sisters and I joke like that about our father and JW relatives! You nailed it dead on!
I think Kyria's book is brilliant. No matter how she would of wrote it JW's would not like it. Her honesty helps the rest of us ExJW's who trip out of the JW org, know that we are not alone in our first fumbling attempts at life in the real world. True not all of us fall into same traps, but this is Kyria's story.
I think Timkilgore should write his own story to prove to the JW's that not all Ex JW's have been tainted.
I myself enjoy my tainted life because I have learn so much.
Eh, I read a book that so perfectly expresses the thought process and the situations involved with being a Jehovah's Witness and dealing with their teachings called "Falling In Truth" which is available free online; I don't think I could write a better story if I tried. You could check out my channel if you're interested in me and my story.
Anyone who was raised JW was taught anything normal! Just attending meetings 3 days, going door to door, all while fitting in family bible studies. TIMKILGORE...Try telling a small child that their 'worldly' relatives are going to die just like the people depicted in WT pubs. If it were 'the TRUTH', it wouldn't have such an effect on those who grew up in it! If you became a JW as an adult you had the advantage of not growing up in a shoebox!
What you mean like I had to tell my relatives growing up, or how I had to testify in court as a five year old, or maybe during my time doing 8 hour days in unassigned territory at the age of 10 - 14? Did you per chance click on my name and take a look at my channel before commenting or did you not think it might behoove you to know a bit about the poster before passing judgement? Just curious.
Oh come on now, I'm a former JW from RI and no one in Lincoln dressed that Gawdy. Pawtucket, Providence and Plainfield Pike sure, even worse. If you were representing Coventry (my old cong) you'd have to have a bump where the lipstick went off your lips. I don't think JWs would have much problem with the book, it confirms all the stereotypes they have about ex-JWs. They don't like people reading about ex-JWs who left because the beliefs are wrong, then lead a sin-free life.
Thanks for your opinion, Tim. I gotta say, I disagree, though. My experience is the reality for many people. We weren't taught how to live. Are we expected to just magically know how to deal with the real world? No way! It took me YEARS to get my life together, and that's the way it is for tons of people I talk to.
Jehovah's Witnesses can believe whatever they want. They don't want to know the truth, they only want to believe their religion....
... If I "confirm stereotypes" that's their problem, not mine. I can't pretend my life was perfect just to prove them wrong. Who has a perfect life after leaving a cult?
My life today is great, but it took a lot of hard work to get there.
Honestly, I don't care what Jehovah's Witnesses think. They are insane people.
Eh, that's a bit harsh wouldn't you say? I wouldn't say they're all crazy, there certainly is a point people reach with cognitive dissonance but lots of religious folks are like that. I agree it takes alot of work to have a great life, it also takes alot of work to avoid the pitfalls they assume we're going to fall into. Many do fall into those pitfalls, some don't. If one wants stereotypes to disappear they must not follow them. I would like to help people, IMO.
They believe that they are the only people who are going to survive an impending apocalypse caused by a stand-off between a vengeful god named Jehovah and an angel gone wrong. And that everyone else is going to die. And that you and I are sinful people who deserve to die.
That, by all definitions, is complete crazytown.
Some of them are very nice, but they are insane. I have nothing else to say about someone who thinks an invisible God is going to KILL ME.
Dear, dear, dear, if you press the matter and actually discuss armageddon it will usually come out that they believe Jehovah judges on heart condition. I have a couple vids about it Tough Question number 3 and maybe 9.. They also will admit that not all JWs will survive Armageddon. Again the cognitive dissonance will kick in at a certain point. I mean some people would say an invisible God burning people forever is crazy too, yet most Americans believe that. Are they all crazy?
I'm not arguing about Jehovah existing I'm an atheist myself. But I don't think everyone who believes in God, or that he judges people is crazy. Then I'd be saying the majority of the world is crazy. Though I have to say I'm happy to have finally met someone more pessimistic about humanity than I am :) It's got to be in the RI water.
===Some of them are very nice, but they are insane. I have nothing else to say about someone who thinks an invisible God is going to KILL ME.===
first of all,.. as our creator Jehovah has the right to do whatever pleases him. Especially to those that ignore him or work against him.
second,.. in the bible is stated that it is Gods wil that all people be saved. However the choice is not his.... but every single individual must make his or hers own choice
But there is no Christian God. And the bible is just a story book. Your words mean nothing to people who aren't Christian. I'm sorry, I know it's important to you, but it means nothing to the rest of us.
@kyriaabrahams if it means nothing to you, why in the world do you do this? If it means nothing to you, tell us it doesn't we guarantee you 100% we will leave you alone. I just cant believe you would go through so much for absolutely nothing. I hope you have a nice "life" making jokes about us, just remember, ur helping a prophecy come true.
Just the fact alone that you suppose that you know what God wants or doesn't want means you are an insipid idiot.
P.S. Insipid means tasteless. I know you are a Jehovah's Witness so anything past basic grunts and two syllable words...welp...lets just face the facts...you have to look up.
It's cool, I understand the catharsis of writing a biography and what happened. I had a friend pass away a few years ago that I saw die in the ring and had to tell his parents who drove an hour just to find out their son had died. The only way to get that kind of pain out was to write about it, so I understand. I think being an ex-JW myself every work that is regarding JWs should shed light on ex-JWs and the org, probably my prejudice . You might see that from my vids on my channel.
Since when is a black president a sign of the apocalyse?
well you never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never know.
ps im not sure i would so happy to see the dead rise, some dead people just need to stay dead. Rise of the living dead on paradise earth, sounds like a movie.
Dammit, I am a dumbass and why can we not edit our comments. After looking at your other videos, I am assured you know this person. The scary thing is, you really convinced me this was a real live dub. Well done!
Kyria, I love you for putting this video on. Couple of questions: 1) Do you know this person and 2) WTF is the "Z word"? LOL. Only a true ex-witness can appreciate this.
Look this is a phase I thinkyour going through cos you seem very passionate about your beliefs but i really think you should read the book Jehovahs witnesses and mental illness what your saying could be very frightening to a young child.
Don't do that, your opening yourself up for attacks from apostates and people of all religions, The best way to reach people is by the door to door ministry.
Sister, be very careful of this. because satan has his own tools, his own ways of getting the brother hood to break up.
So far JWs have never caved in to Trinitarian pressure to change doctrine and are still hard against it. Take the Trinity out and 99% of Christianity is assed out. I think I'll continue listening to what they have to say.
I have vowed to follow faithfuly the Watchtower organization even if you show me incredible insanities. The more you prove to me that it is wrong, the more I will believe it is the truth!
how come all JWs seem to wear clothes that they got from thrift shops? like they're stuck in the 80's. i'm not saying that shopping at thrift shops are bad (i often do).
this lady is just about as crazy as the rest of them JWs my mother knows. which is very.
actually, JW's won't buy from second hand shops because they are afraid of getting attacked by demons that live in the items that belonged to someone else. She even mentions this in this diatribe; the rocking chair that had a demon. oh man I can't take my eyes off the hair! someone get a comb!
XP oh my that is just hilarious! but i know one JW who will not buy a bra unless it's at a second hand shop, she thinks even ones at walmart are too expensive.
People with very limited perspective always think the world is getting increasingly lawless. Those who lived through the Cuban Missile crisis, or even Queens in the 1980s know better.
kyria look at this , and tell me how fake it is , because you're so freaking awesome and know everything there is to know ( you go girl ) : watch?v=Y_qb2OApNMw
If you want to come to Puerto Rico and see this for yourself , let me know , I'll make arrangements ..that way you can enlighten us and show us how all of this is just a hoax ..you can educate us .
Jehovah is God, and Christ is his son, yes worship Jehovah. "The world will hate my for my name's sake" is said by Christ not Jehovah, so you need to get that straight. There are many inconsistencies in the JW cult that are of Satan's devise. Yes, there are grains of truth in any false religion, but the JWs take the cake with their total blasphemy of Jehovah.
Why do they have their own bible?? I don't have one with me now, but WOW, what a difference to the Bible!
The girl in this video looks like a party girl or a common fun type of girl. She doesn't at all seem to be ANYTHING like a JW. So, I want to give you my feedback about Satan. Satan uses false religion to deny Christ, eg; Catholic, JW, "Christian" reformed, Lutheran, and more.
I studied for about 3 years with the JWs, and I got out of the cult on my own accord. You wouldn't believe the leadership and ranking inside the UNCHRISTIAN Satanic cult ("Jehovah's" Witnesses).
The Jehovah's witness cult is of Satan himself to falsify the truth about Jesus Christ. To diminish his deity they make up an unBiblical text calling it the New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures.
The words in red of the KJV are reiterated with the words of Jehovah. The 144,000 are the 12 tribes of Israel not the Jehovah's Witness cult. Jesus Christ is not an angel in ANY extent as does the cult states. God doesn't give up if prayed upon "too much" is what is said by the cult.
A classic example of mental conditioning. As I was a JW for over thirty years. I dont dislike or hate them. Because we have to love all mankind.
jarmayjalac 1 week ago
LMAO! LAWLESS? HEY, DEAR, YOU NEED TO TIDY UP A BIT BEFORE YOU REPRESENT THE JEHOPPERS WINKLERS - THEY HAVE A STANDARD TO UPHOLD - THEY SAY THEIR GOD SATAN IS BEAUTIFUL - SO, DEAR, GET YOU A MAKE-OVER AND SHINE FOR SATAN!
jehovahuponyou 1 week ago
Your nephew is a faggot, you're a disgrace to humanity. Go fucking die in a hole.
WowFroob 3 months ago
@WowFroob shut up!
lickmycookieful 1 day ago
You're a genius. I wish you'd do more of these.
IWannabeJew 3 months ago
Wow. She is an embarrassment to her spirit led Organization.
basicman101 4 months ago
You look so fucked up!Lay off the crack,get a job,get a life...that's more productive than your ridiculos video that doesn't make any sense!
confusedwithreligion 4 months ago
Random comment: "Every one I know has diabetes, and why?" Blah ha ha ha ha ah..... is funny cause is true! Blah ha ha ha ha ha, ahhh.
1mondobongo 5 months ago
Spot on! Known sooo many "Sisters" with the "Demon terrors"! Hilarious. You are a brilliant performer with a very small niche audience. Love it!
1mondobongo 5 months ago
Jehovahs witnesses make you believe the world is all evil thats why you see the world as evil, the media is only there to propagate fear, you see what you believe this is science, your perception brings in the set of experiences you expect to have at a subconcious level, the watchtower uses fear and guilt to fuel their religion, planting phobias of demons and devils and judgment day in peoples subconscious minds this is not healthy
5Dshapeshifter116 5 months ago
This is how most of the people in my hall act like...Crazy as hell!!!
So glad to be out of there!!!!!
1972jefner 5 months ago
"WTF"?
IRISHBUDDAFILTH 6 months ago
Non pagan gift giving day-this brought back so many memories! This reminds me of a pair of sisters (literally and spiritually) from my old congregation. Amplification of even the smallest thing was their specialty. The style of speech with the repeating of words is actually something they used to do also. Spot on!
pghdjmarty 7 months ago
I think you're great, others think your filth.
I can appreciate this kind of satire because i was raised christian, but decided it is too warped of a religion to represent intelligent design. If there is a god i will wait for him to make that blatantly obvious. Until then, i'm closer to a follower of kyria :/
Onarde 7 months ago
If she was a witness she wouldn't have read that book,she is a frigging nut job.
MrWicksey 8 months ago
Aww Blanche. Come on babe, go and have a drink and meet a man. You nevah nevah nevah nevah nevah know.
konspiracykid 8 months ago 3
Great videos. So funny. Sadly, it took a while to realize you were joking, because they sound JUST LIKE THIS.
fly2fall 8 months ago
these days its practically impossible to tell the difference between satire and serious. this could easily be a SNL skit or a serious ramble of her beliefs. what these zealots don't seem to realize is that if paradise means seeing you there then send to that other place or destroy my ass, because living with you for an eternity is my idea of hell not heaven.
MisterBouncyBounce 8 months ago
@MisterBouncyBounce I hear that. I thought it was so ridiculous that it was clearly a joke, but, It's hard to tell, I guess, because people are actually this batshit.
kyriaabrahams 8 months ago
That blank stare is of Oscar magnitude.
Marvelous performance.
Grrraig 9 months ago
You are increasingly getting more and more ugly the more I watch this video..
THECONQUEROR666 10 months ago
"and we have a black president"
STTTTTTTTTTOPPED watching right there.
candIejac 11 months ago 2
@candIejac It's a comedy skit...
EelSacul 11 months ago
SHE IS SOO RIGHT!! ABOUT THIS WORLD !!!!
ITS WHAT JESUS SAID WUD HAPPEN !!! BUT PEOPLE HAVE NONE OF IT
sexychr 11 months ago
"Be anxious for nothing" Jesus said. "Let the filthy be filthy and the holy be holy." I will never be a Jehovah's Witness, I am a Christian and will never stop being one. Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so, not because the JW's tell me so. I will never let another man decide for me whether or not I am a either Christian or Anointed with God's spirit. I am not a prophet, not a minister, not an evangelist, not a tv personality. "He that believes in me shall never perish."
ratdancefever3000 11 months ago
I associated closely with the "Witnesses" for several years( was exsposed to them through family), your humor is NOT lost on me. Some excellent "illustration" in your videos, LoL. It's unfortunate that some "don't get it". Very well done. Thanks. :)
wizardsmuse 11 months ago
Did you draw your eyebrows on with a magic marker?
1955JAFO 11 months ago
Kyria you are awesome.I was raised by Jehovah Wittnesses but left home and the organization at 18. I get It. I'm really looking forward to reading your book. I can't believe that there are that many idiots in the world with no sense of humor. Keep It up.
steelydad1 1 year ago
O_O como que te faltan unas tuerquitas no se digo XD
WatchtowerTJ 1 year ago
I dont believe that she is a Jehovah Witness we have a black president makes the world lawless?? she is not a Jehovah Witness
clevelandshero23 1 year ago
Yeah. I am crushing on Kyria too. Truly the cutest, funniest, ex-JW on the net. Keep it up and I will say it again-"I'm Perfect, You're Doomed" is terrific. And to you folks who keep taking these as serious...hahahahahahaha!! How completely dim witted you must be. Does that kind of stupidity hurt????
revk66 1 year ago
I think I'm falling in love!!!
guitarbastrd 1 year ago
so much pure gold here - you have no idea how inspiring this is
'everyone I know has diabetes'
'poop talk'
'we have a black president'
demonised rocking chairs
FILTH
gorgobar 1 year ago
what the heck does having a black president have to do with the "world becoming lawless"??
Mencel89 1 year ago
@Mencel89 Nothing. But it you're a racist it would seem like the end of the world. (Thankfully I'm not).
TheShaneLockwood 1 year ago
She's hilarious. I like ecentrics. Freeminds . org is a good place for JWs
PetesSoulMusic 1 year ago
She makes the resurrection sound like the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse. XD lmao
IWannabeJew 1 year ago
I kinda like this lady. She's got style. The video has been edited to make her sound kookier than she already does.
IWannabeJew 1 year ago
Typical JW wack job...
zeroday131 1 year ago
Wow - while her lipstick is a bit much, her eyes look unusually appealing here! The eyebrows look sexier and not as thin as in other vids!
The best look for her, yet!
RonQE 1 year ago
had to comment on this one. you are very interesting individual. i can see that you truly do have a hope. im not sure if you said you were active or inactive, could you clear that up? im currently inactive, but i've always wondered if jehovah won't be a little more compassionate when that day does arrive. i remember a talk once in which a brother said, "in the New World, we might be surprised who's there." then he added, "including ourselves". -ill always remember that.
hardhick 1 year ago
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Absolutely, completely and totally true! I grew up as a Wittness and everything she is saying as crazy as it seems is the philosophy and theology of JW's including everyone except JW's are going to be destroyed and then the world will be restored to a paradise earth. Can't tell you how many sisters after a while end up sounding just like her!
MrsBambolini 1 year ago
Absolutely, completely and totally true! I grew up as a Wittness and everything she is saying as crazy as it seems is the philosophy and theology of JW's including everyone except JW's are going to be destroyed and then the world will be restored to a paradise earth. Can't tell you how many sisters after a while end up sounding just like her!
MrsBambolini 1 year ago
over reactive
archeng123 1 year ago
since I stopped watching television, the world has become so much nicer.
She drank the koolaid.
helpmetony 1 year ago
Blanche - the JWs have been fooled by Satan, he is removed the power of the cross, because he was defected at the cross.
Jesus is the son of God, and God commanded the angels to worship him, so Jesus is not Michael.
Jesus is the way, the truth and the light, he is the only way to God, and he will set you free.
thelogster 1 year ago
demons, wow i'd better get my act together :(
slashbrown1 1 year ago
wow. you need Jesus Christ. you have strong delusion. forget about watchtower literature. read your bible. & not that corrupted NWT version. why would anyone trust man & their literature whan the bible clearly states that "mans heart is desperately wicked"...?
no where in the bible does it say "mans heart is desperately wicked, except for the Jehovah witness watchtower editors".
all we need is Jesus
dustydirt 1 year ago
Omg really? are you kidding me why would someone who is one of Jehovah's witnesses put a video on youtube. HELLO IF YOUR A WITNESSES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ding17dong 1 year ago
ahh ahh ahh - Never forget...
The Watchtower mag - Jan 1 1989 vs 8:
"The apostle Paul was.... laying the foundation for a work that would be completed in our 20th century".
Edward Bernays changed the word "propaganda" to "Public Relations" but make no mistake, propaganda still exists in full throttle. This vid is a living example.
You girl... will "never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never know! You never know. You never, never know what's gonna be out there!
with Love...
phantomorpheus 1 year ago
We have a black president! (Are laws getting more loose from him?)
marc2428 1 year ago
-you so funny! =) thanx for spoofing my whole JW family...they are the crazy ones!
shaktibonny 1 year ago
Is she high or dumb????
kissmarti 1 year ago
@kissmarti I was wondering the same thing.
PetUniqueLLC 1 year ago
Just finished the first 45 seconds. Black president = Bad? I must watch the rest of this video to see how you manage to join the dots between being Black and being bad. Prediction: Primitive racist human.
doomguy1001 1 year ago
@doomguy1001 This woman clearly suffers from some sort of mental illness...possibly schizophrenia (a prime candidate for cult membership), so I wouldn't worry too much about anything that she says. But as they say, "if it keeps her off the street..."
ValerieBarlow 1 year ago
Now I got it..Very good Kyria!! LOL You certainly nailed how psychotic JWs are lol good portrayl..I can see why former JW would do comedic piece.. looking right back at ya!! LOL..had me going...
oliviaswarden 1 year ago
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oliviaswarden 1 year ago
typical whack job jw. it's like the only thing missing is her rocking back and forth holding a raggedy ann doll!
pghdjmarty 1 year ago
WAIT WAIT WAIT Since when did Obama's race become a symbol of Armageddon? DID NOT JEHOVAH GOD CREATE ALL MEN EQUALLY?
DID NOT JEHOVAH GOD CREATE ALL MEN IN PERFECT LOVE? I for one DO recognize the Jehovah's Witness faith as a VALID RELIGION. I was raised into the religion, and even though i no longer practice it, I DO still attend meetings with those in my family who do. I DO still take the words spoken by the speakers SERIOUSLY. I still entertain the idea of your faith,
BUT YOU CONTRADICT IT.
Kwimzie2423 1 year ago
Why dont you look happy then?
joel474 1 year ago
oh and blanche is ugly but amber is so PRETTY. and you made fun of your own book. fucking great.
91jgphonecall 1 year ago
fuck, i totally believed you. i got angry and and felt glad i was an atheist. and would have kept believeing if i did't read your reponse to MrUAV100, in fact i still think your gonna tell me jehovah is gonna destroy me. and fuck yeah i've been told by christain that i'm nothig if i don't believe and that gods gonna send me to hell if i dont believe. johovah just destroys you, great deal considering.
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matthew 24 vs 4;;; jesus answered watch out that no one deceives you. for many will come in my name , claiming i am the christ, and will deceive many
matthew 24 vs 11;;;;and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people
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matthew 24 vs 4;;; jesus answered watch out that no one deceives you. for many will come in my name , claiming i am the christ, and will deceive many
matthew 24 vs 11;;;;and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people
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apostates display characteristics similar to those of the Devil. Their mind may be poisoned by a critical attitude toward individuals in the congregations, Christian elders, or the Governing Body. Some apostates oppose the use of the divine name, Jehovah. They are not interested in learning about Jehovah or in serving him. Like their father, Satan, apostates target people of integrity. (John 8:44) No wonder servants of Jehovah avoid all contact with them!—2 John 10, 11.
lavellove1 1 year ago
keep digging your hole , a JW might throw you a rope and maybe you'll climb back out
BumsTheBest 1 year ago
...you guys need to ask a real JW before you start saying things. Don't infer things.
Cuauhtemoc112 1 year ago
Excuse me, but did you just say that having a black president is a bad thing? "You can see how the world is becoming very lawless. Increasing disobidience to parents, violence, wars everywhere, and we have a black president. And that is what satan wants people to have as hope," I must say, your racism is very rude. You are entitled to believe in whatever religion you wish, but racism cannot and will not be tolerated. Prejudice is the child of ignorance. God bless you and have a good day.
bluedog454 1 year ago 2
Just say no to crack.
Sparkym414 1 year ago 2
a black president. i only read jehovah witness literature. filth filth filth filth.Everyone i know has diabetes.Thats the hope we have as JWs is to see the dead rise from the grave after god destroys everyone on earth who isnt a jw, Crazy schizophrenic, porbably even got disfellowshipped from the JWs. Take your meds
MrBronbron 1 year ago
I know a load of witnesses and they NEVER say that if you're not a witness you will be destroyed. That is a very good way to scare people away from JW's. YOU don't know that God, Yahweh, Jehovah, or whatever you want to call him will kill a single Non WITNESS when his son comes back to destroy Satan.
MrUAV100 1 year ago
@MrUAV100 I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness, so I have to disagree with you. My own personal experience (as well as the experience of every ex-JW I know) is that they absolutely DO talk about how Jehovah will destroy the "wicked" at Armageddon. True, JWs don't claim to know exactly who will be saved, but they absolutely do say that everyone who doesn't accept Jehovah as their god will be killed. If they haven't said it to you, it's because they only say it among themselves. They're nasty.
kyriaabrahams 1 year ago 6
@kyriaabrahams Stupid lesbian, you need to go and suicide yourself!
mariamariable 1 year ago
CULT
rodthepimp 1 year ago
you are awesome.
Punkninja12 1 year ago
you sound like your on drugs and apart from that it seems like you dont have a single smart thought in your brain or do you even have a brain moron.
rayjay1773 1 year ago
LMAO
luxfair 1 year ago
TAKE MORE DRUGS SWEETY..YOU LOOK REALLY HEALTHY!!!..NATURAL EYEBROWS AND GREAT HAIR..(STOP TALKING SHIT AND GO TO REHAB)...AND YOU OPEND YOURE HEAD??..YOU OPEND YOURE NOSE..LOOSE THE COKE AND THE CRACK PIPE..AND EAT SOME FOOD..DRINK SOME WATER..TAKE SOME VITAMINES..FIX YOURE SELF UP!!...
171079 1 year ago
Black president? Is that also meant to be one of the signs?
Hadezul2 1 year ago
Brilliant satire and really great acting too! Bravo!
chigong980 1 year ago
wow you must be disfellowshipped.... issues much?
love2singdance16 1 year ago
your name is blanch and you are a scitso
craftyox 1 year ago
ooooooohhhhhhmmmmm.........your disfellowshipped....
pipeboy1969 1 year ago
why do people make fun of each other did we not learn from our parents not to . even the the bible tells us not to judge jesus said i will know you are my people for the love you have for one another
GarbageAngel 2 years ago
your voice is totally different here, FAB. talent.
thepixieful 2 years ago
Sister............you're dressed a wee bit on the flashy side aintchya?
I think we need to have a lil talk with the elders...............
ArchibaldBunkerstien 2 years ago
@ArchibaldBunkerstien lol !!!!
pipeboy1969 1 year ago
She actually LOOKS like someone straight out of the grave! The pale lipstick is one amazing prop. Nice try at a JW persona. She says the right things, but I wasn't fully convinced. Rapping Aaron Luke was the best thus far.
joeblokes 2 years ago
satan as an angel of light lol.....yea...right down to believing that jesus is the archangel and not god, and that jehova is an actual word (it isnt) and the name of god. this woman is funny ill give her that, mislead by the watchtower as she my be.
augustusx82 2 years ago
Damn Gypsy!
rompeligas2234 2 years ago
oh i found this through a forum where Blanche was posted and i have to say I thought she was for real :-) Fantastic!! because they really do say this stuff
jozz200 2 years ago
you need to do something about those hairy brows of yours, girl...and I hope that you'll see the light soon, before 2034.
metalhank 2 years ago
@metalhank ...them are some caterpillars !!!!
pipeboy1969 1 year ago
"And we have a black president."
LMAO!
DanielMcDirty 2 years ago
Jesus.....My uncle married Blanche.
999Atwood 2 years ago
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Jehovas witness???? is that a name given to the big paedophile ring that witness all of their children get finger fucked by their next door neighbours fathers??? I know loads of the Jehovas witness perverts they visit childrens clothing shops and sniff all the scruffy jocks that little cunts have been trying on. They are quite fond of skid marks..... that is all for now, by the way the woman in that video has her wooden fingers up the little ones bum... Where is Jehova???? nowhere he is not real
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Janicevindy 2 years ago
The Bible also says that do not fear god. Well if his son will "resurrect" and kill all people who aren't your kind, wouldn't people be scared?? I usually have an open mind about religions but this is by far the most pointless one. Im sorry, may GOD be with you.
RockSerb3 2 years ago
@RockSerb3 ...dude u know shes acting right?????
Mgonza2182 2 years ago
Genius. I got dragged around the doors as a kid by clones of this character....
tedduncumbe 2 years ago
I'm so glad I discovered you! Blanche should be a regular on here. I'd say you're gonna burn, but I guess the more appropriate response is "You're so gonna sleep forever without the paradise hope."
TheEndlichFrei 2 years ago
Brilliant Satire. LaughingMyJehovahOff!
thankyou.
zerubberballs 2 years ago
You know nothing about Satan. And you say a chair brought demons into ythe house through a chair. Do you realize that demons are the gods of old that came long before Jewhova. Your religion is all about blocking spiritual powers and leaving it to the few in control to use. You can't seem to realize that your religion is controlled by the jewish religion like every sect of christianity. You realize that every violent demonic attack is angels trying to keep the fear of the true creator alive.
hailpazuzu 2 years ago
Go team psychosis!
TheMegaTroll 2 years ago
thhis is priceless!
ronin550 2 years ago
I heart you! Thank you for having the courage and humor to be so brutally honest!
JanaMelinaS 2 years ago
its the blacks that are brining our country down. Please contact the creator of this video for info on why the blacks are making our country horrible....(insert religiously created bigoted humor here)
massdrewski 2 years ago
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massdrewski 2 years ago
Holy crap! This is exactly the woman that would end up being my mother's only friend every new congregation we were in, until she inevatably got df'd for a short time for going on a date with some weird dude she met at the bank or something, and then would show up at our house again after getting reinstated to tell long stories about all the awful things that happened while she was "away from Jehovah'" and tell my mom to get rid of stuff bc it was all demonized...*shudder*
Awesome video :)
trista86 2 years ago
OMFG, Kyria, I swear...u are too much, woman. U are the BEST!! That was brilliant!! There aren't enough words! My sisters and I joke like that about our father and JW relatives! You nailed it dead on!
goddess6000 2 years ago
may Jehovah's Holy Spirity watch over, protect, guide and direct you Sister...
mudjr44 2 years ago
I FRICKEN LOVE YOU!!! thank you for the bursts of laughter Kyria...YOU ROCK!!!
kayfish13 2 years ago
I think this one is my favorite video. They are all brilliant. Excellent work, Kyria. Everything you touch is golden!!
vikesgirl101 2 years ago
I think Kyria's book is brilliant. No matter how she would of wrote it JW's would not like it. Her honesty helps the rest of us ExJW's who trip out of the JW org, know that we are not alone in our first fumbling attempts at life in the real world. True not all of us fall into same traps, but this is Kyria's story.
I think Timkilgore should write his own story to prove to the JW's that not all Ex JW's have been tainted.
I myself enjoy my tainted life because I have learn so much.
arrowynn 2 years ago
Eh, I read a book that so perfectly expresses the thought process and the situations involved with being a Jehovah's Witness and dealing with their teachings called "Falling In Truth" which is available free online; I don't think I could write a better story if I tried. You could check out my channel if you're interested in me and my story.
TimKilgore 2 years ago
"We weren't taught how to live."
Damn right!
Anyone who was raised JW was taught anything normal! Just attending meetings 3 days, going door to door, all while fitting in family bible studies. TIMKILGORE...Try telling a small child that their 'worldly' relatives are going to die just like the people depicted in WT pubs. If it were 'the TRUTH', it wouldn't have such an effect on those who grew up in it! If you became a JW as an adult you had the advantage of not growing up in a shoebox!
um4real 2 years ago
What you mean like I had to tell my relatives growing up, or how I had to testify in court as a five year old, or maybe during my time doing 8 hour days in unassigned territory at the age of 10 - 14? Did you per chance click on my name and take a look at my channel before commenting or did you not think it might behoove you to know a bit about the poster before passing judgement? Just curious.
TimKilgore 2 years ago
Oh come on now, I'm a former JW from RI and no one in Lincoln dressed that Gawdy. Pawtucket, Providence and Plainfield Pike sure, even worse. If you were representing Coventry (my old cong) you'd have to have a bump where the lipstick went off your lips. I don't think JWs would have much problem with the book, it confirms all the stereotypes they have about ex-JWs. They don't like people reading about ex-JWs who left because the beliefs are wrong, then lead a sin-free life.
TimKilgore 2 years ago
Thanks for your opinion, Tim. I gotta say, I disagree, though. My experience is the reality for many people. We weren't taught how to live. Are we expected to just magically know how to deal with the real world? No way! It took me YEARS to get my life together, and that's the way it is for tons of people I talk to.
Jehovah's Witnesses can believe whatever they want. They don't want to know the truth, they only want to believe their religion....
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
... If I "confirm stereotypes" that's their problem, not mine. I can't pretend my life was perfect just to prove them wrong. Who has a perfect life after leaving a cult?
My life today is great, but it took a lot of hard work to get there.
Honestly, I don't care what Jehovah's Witnesses think. They are insane people.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
Eh, that's a bit harsh wouldn't you say? I wouldn't say they're all crazy, there certainly is a point people reach with cognitive dissonance but lots of religious folks are like that. I agree it takes alot of work to have a great life, it also takes alot of work to avoid the pitfalls they assume we're going to fall into. Many do fall into those pitfalls, some don't. If one wants stereotypes to disappear they must not follow them. I would like to help people, IMO.
TimKilgore 2 years ago
This was a good parody though.
TimKilgore 2 years ago
Thank you :)
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
They believe that they are the only people who are going to survive an impending apocalypse caused by a stand-off between a vengeful god named Jehovah and an angel gone wrong. And that everyone else is going to die. And that you and I are sinful people who deserve to die.
That, by all definitions, is complete crazytown.
Some of them are very nice, but they are insane. I have nothing else to say about someone who thinks an invisible God is going to KILL ME.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
Dear, dear, dear, if you press the matter and actually discuss armageddon it will usually come out that they believe Jehovah judges on heart condition. I have a couple vids about it Tough Question number 3 and maybe 9.. They also will admit that not all JWs will survive Armageddon. Again the cognitive dissonance will kick in at a certain point. I mean some people would say an invisible God burning people forever is crazy too, yet most Americans believe that. Are they all crazy?
TimKilgore 2 years ago
"They believe Jehovah judges on heart condition"
This falls apart for one reason: There is no Jehovah and no one in the sky is judging anyone at all, ever.
So, yes, they are all crazy. It's delusional, and when people are delusional, they generally put them on medication. Crazy.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
I'm not arguing about Jehovah existing I'm an atheist myself. But I don't think everyone who believes in God, or that he judges people is crazy. Then I'd be saying the majority of the world is crazy. Though I have to say I'm happy to have finally met someone more pessimistic about humanity than I am :) It's got to be in the RI water.
TimKilgore 2 years ago
kyriaa said
===Some of them are very nice, but they are insane. I have nothing else to say about someone who thinks an invisible God is going to KILL ME.===
first of all,.. as our creator Jehovah has the right to do whatever pleases him. Especially to those that ignore him or work against him.
second,.. in the bible is stated that it is Gods wil that all people be saved. However the choice is not his.... but every single individual must make his or hers own choice
EmethEverywhere 2 years ago
But there is no Christian God. And the bible is just a story book. Your words mean nothing to people who aren't Christian. I'm sorry, I know it's important to you, but it means nothing to the rest of us.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
thats your opinion and you are entitled to have one. I have no problem with it,.. its your choice.
According to this 'Fairy Tale' he will make himself known to all people on earth soon...
we will see who was right or wrong
kindest regards
Emeth
EmethEverywhere 2 years ago
Wow. Um. Yeah.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
@EmethEverywhere That wasn't stereotypical religious creepology at work there at all....yup...not at all.
.....Freak!
HeWhoIsIAm420 1 year ago
@kyriaabrahams if it means nothing to you, why in the world do you do this? If it means nothing to you, tell us it doesn't we guarantee you 100% we will leave you alone. I just cant believe you would go through so much for absolutely nothing. I hope you have a nice "life" making jokes about us, just remember, ur helping a prophecy come true.
Mgonza2182 2 years ago
@Mgonza2182 ...iwanted to thank you for bringing humor into my life...your as funny as kyriaabrahams....
pipeboy1969 1 year ago
Just the fact alone that you suppose that you know what God wants or doesn't want means you are an insipid idiot.
P.S. Insipid means tasteless. I know you are a Jehovah's Witness so anything past basic grunts and two syllable words...welp...lets just face the facts...you have to look up.
TheMegaTroll 2 years ago
I keep trying to post this reply, but it doesn't seem to be going through:
I just wrote about my life honestly, and I welcome others to have opinions about why. But it wasn't a stereotype. It's my life, that's all.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
It's cool, I understand the catharsis of writing a biography and what happened. I had a friend pass away a few years ago that I saw die in the ring and had to tell his parents who drove an hour just to find out their son had died. The only way to get that kind of pain out was to write about it, so I understand. I think being an ex-JW myself every work that is regarding JWs should shed light on ex-JWs and the org, probably my prejudice . You might see that from my vids on my channel.
TimKilgore 2 years ago
This is brilliantly done! What's almost as good is reading some of the comments.
19justme51 2 years ago
her lips are shiny. O.o
like...really shiny.
catchyusername100 2 years ago
crazy bitch
at54tl 2 years ago
Since when is a black president a sign of the apocalyse?
well you never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never know.
ps im not sure i would so happy to see the dead rise, some dead people just need to stay dead. Rise of the living dead on paradise earth, sounds like a movie.
SAINTNIKE 2 years ago
Dammit, I am a dumbass and why can we not edit our comments. After looking at your other videos, I am assured you know this person. The scary thing is, you really convinced me this was a real live dub. Well done!
Pookaliscious 2 years ago
Kyria, I love you for putting this video on. Couple of questions: 1) Do you know this person and 2) WTF is the "Z word"? LOL. Only a true ex-witness can appreciate this.
Pookaliscious 2 years ago
Look this is a phase I thinkyour going through cos you seem very passionate about your beliefs but i really think you should read the book Jehovahs witnesses and mental illness what your saying could be very frightening to a young child.
essy111 2 years ago
No God called Jehovah kicked out an angel to his death awaiting him this is a very cleverly written fairytale
essy111 2 years ago
See see what this frightening cult has done to this beautiful young lady see what the mindcontrol has done this is so common.
essy111 2 years ago
Are you Ok, Why do you post this on you tube.
Don't do that, your opening yourself up for attacks from apostates and people of all religions, The best way to reach people is by the door to door ministry.
Sister, be very careful of this. because satan has his own tools, his own ways of getting the brother hood to break up.
Please don't subcome to his deeds.
Your brother, Springfield ohio.
bert19742007 2 years ago
You should look more carefully. She's the author of that book. :)
pineapplecoffeee 2 years ago
So far JWs have never caved in to Trinitarian pressure to change doctrine and are still hard against it. Take the Trinity out and 99% of Christianity is assed out. I think I'll continue listening to what they have to say.
nitroazn5point0 2 years ago
Seems a little manic and disjointed.
Ps whenever the wt changes direction it is because of new light. Being of light vs new light. Sounds similar huh.
SAINTNIKE 2 years ago
"manic and disjointed" describes the entire cult very well.
Pookaliscious 2 years ago
1 John 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
KJV
JimQualls 2 years ago
You hit the memes so perfectly, I knew what you were going to say next, some of the time.
Great parody!
JBSauce 2 years ago
I have vowed to follow faithfuly the Watchtower organization even if you show me incredible insanities. The more you prove to me that it is wrong, the more I will believe it is the truth!
BatmanMatrix1 2 years ago
surely this is a charade
WatchtowerAddict 2 years ago
What a freak......even by Witness standards.
Something tells me that the rest of her congregation probably steer clear of this weirdo.
I love that she posted this though, as it shows other people what JW's are like.
LMAO!!
01Mary02 2 years ago
BLANCHE! i would end my fade if i could be in your congregation!! bwah hahahahahaha..... you are hilarious!!
akrno 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing. This is great!
SmashesMom 2 years ago 2
how come all JWs seem to wear clothes that they got from thrift shops? like they're stuck in the 80's. i'm not saying that shopping at thrift shops are bad (i often do).
this lady is just about as crazy as the rest of them JWs my mother knows. which is very.
KiteRosesWater 2 years ago
actually, JW's won't buy from second hand shops because they are afraid of getting attacked by demons that live in the items that belonged to someone else. She even mentions this in this diatribe; the rocking chair that had a demon. oh man I can't take my eyes off the hair! someone get a comb!
AshtonCA 2 years ago
XP oh my that is just hilarious! but i know one JW who will not buy a bra unless it's at a second hand shop, she thinks even ones at walmart are too expensive.
KiteRosesWater 2 years ago
your wacked, I use to be involved with the Jehovahs wittness until I now see the light.. Jehovahs wittnesses is a cult
50statediscjockey 2 years ago
People with very limited perspective always think the world is getting increasingly lawless. Those who lived through the Cuban Missile crisis, or even Queens in the 1980s know better.
veganvenus 2 years ago
kyria look at this , and tell me how fake it is , because you're so freaking awesome and know everything there is to know ( you go girl ) : watch?v=Y_qb2OApNMw
If you want to come to Puerto Rico and see this for yourself , let me know , I'll make arrangements ..that way you can enlighten us and show us how all of this is just a hoax ..you can educate us .
YHWHOne 2 years ago
Why would I spend my time doing that?
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
Brilliant !
Great book--I'm only about 90 pages in but it's delicious :D
Geodge 2 years ago
Thanks Geodge! :)
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
Jehovah is God, and Christ is his son, yes worship Jehovah. "The world will hate my for my name's sake" is said by Christ not Jehovah, so you need to get that straight. There are many inconsistencies in the JW cult that are of Satan's devise. Yes, there are grains of truth in any false religion, but the JWs take the cake with their total blasphemy of Jehovah.
Why do they have their own bible?? I don't have one with me now, but WOW, what a difference to the Bible!
symetra62 2 years ago
I completely disagree. The Jehovah's Witness bible is made from potted ham. Ham is VERY real.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
GO AHEAD, WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST. The JWs say, "it is a sin to give worship to Christ."
:-\
symetra62 2 years ago
Symetra, I love your comments, but I need to share a secret with you:
This is not a real person.
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago
The girl in this video looks like a party girl or a common fun type of girl. She doesn't at all seem to be ANYTHING like a JW. So, I want to give you my feedback about Satan. Satan uses false religion to deny Christ, eg; Catholic, JW, "Christian" reformed, Lutheran, and more.
I studied for about 3 years with the JWs, and I got out of the cult on my own accord. You wouldn't believe the leadership and ranking inside the UNCHRISTIAN Satanic cult ("Jehovah's" Witnesses).
symetra62 2 years ago
The Jehovah's witness cult is of Satan himself to falsify the truth about Jesus Christ. To diminish his deity they make up an unBiblical text calling it the New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures.
The words in red of the KJV are reiterated with the words of Jehovah. The 144,000 are the 12 tribes of Israel not the Jehovah's Witness cult. Jesus Christ is not an angel in ANY extent as does the cult states. God doesn't give up if prayed upon "too much" is what is said by the cult.
symetra62 2 years ago
Great sister trust in Jehovah.
BatmanMatrix1 2 years ago
pure, pure gold. my god, and the jacket and pin are just classic. i love u.
TheVOTF 2 years ago
Danke! :)
kyriaabrahams 2 years ago