He ordered the murders of us servicemen with the help of israel
youtube USS Liberty - these sailors are still seeking justice for being stabbed in the back by Johnson - they are still being ignored.
Lyndon B Johnson got the Israeli military to attack a US Naval vessel, to use it as a pretext to go to war with Egypt and blame it on them, it was a false flag
Johnson killed American Servicemen. Go research, it's all true.
... I need more room for my nuts ... ha ha ... President of the free world ... cutting into his nuts ... burps on phone ... need for best zippers ...
'Let it out' is either referring to his nuts or more likely the waist ine, leaving fabric room in the waist band so that it could be made larger in the future - that is to be 'let out' as he gains weight.
@donyunger Interesting when you consider that Jack Kennedy never carried money on him. He entrusted that to his closest aides and occasionally Secret Service agents.
These are the best pants I have ever had, except that they are too tight in the waist and in the butt and stuff falls out of the pockets and they cut into my balls so it feels like I am riding on a wire. But really, they're great. Send more.
@9162vb48 There are a lot of things LBJ did that you might consider immoral, and on some of those we'd probably agree. But he's not doing anything immoral in this clip. What you're hearing is crude. It's not immoral.
The man held cabinet meetings while he sat on the can. I also remember reading a story about him when he was vacationing at his ranch. After driving breakneck speed around the grounds while chugging beers, he got out of the car. Johnson and the Secret Service agent were standing there talking, and all of a sudden the agent feels something warm hitting his leg, and realizes what is happening. "Mr President, you're urinating on me." LBJ laughs and says "I know, I'm President, I can do that."
@rondunderfunk You ever hear the story of LBJ dragging his staff to a campaign donor's house in the dead of Texas winter? They stayed the night and the owner kept his heat off in the winter.
A staffer awoke the next morning to find LBJ still in bed--odd because he was usually the first one up. The President was awake but unwilling to get out because it was too cold. LBJ ordered the staffer to climb into bed and cuddle with him until he warmed up.
@KOHF34 Allegedly, he was once asked by advisers why he continued to persist in the bombing of north Vietnam, and he pulled out "Jumbo" and said, "This is why!" He was rude and crude beyond belief but he seemed to be pretty insecure, I guess this is why he pulled the macho trip like that.
@leeharveyosmosis FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, JFK, LBJ, and Nixon all secretly recorded their meetings and telephone conversations, totaling approx. 5000 hrs. worth of material. Tapes become declassified dependent upon how the govt and the respective presidential libraries evaluate individual documents. So short answer: there's no set time frame. And sometimes Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests can force early release by power of the courts.
So the guy didn tlaugh or sniker that the President of America was burping and saying bunghole and saying nuts and saying riding a wire fence? Didnt laugh or sniker at all....Imagine if Bush or Obama talked like that on the phone id kind of laugh or something then.....
So the guy didn tlaugh or sniker that the President of America was burping and saying bunghole and saying nuts and saying riding a wire fence? Didnt laugh or sniker at all....Imagine if Bush or Obama talked like that on the phone id kind of laugh or something then.....
Is the Mr. Haggar LBJ is talking to in any way related to the modern Haggar clothing brand that has goods in almost all American department stores? Sounds like they were just a small-time, independent clothier back then. LBJ's bespoke garments for his special "balls-and-bunghole" issues must have propelled them to some new level of success at the time.
@045781 LOL!! Oh I get it...your a troll (should have guessed by your troll name)...yeah..I am 38 years old with a masters but thanks for thinking I am younger...BTW..I will not reply to you after this...clearly you only know how to argue with personal attacks and I am above that....have a nice day.....
Omg!! Funniest president ever. A real Texan, no bullshit just honest as fuck. I was dying laughing at the burp and when he said the pants cut him down where his nuts hang. And the dude on the phone was so serious, "yes sir!"
all of you should read Robert Caro's "The Years of Lyndon Johnson" series. There are 3 already, and he is currently working on the 4th book which covers the 1960 election and all his presidency. LBJ is one of the greatest figures in American history. Say what you want about his morals or how he treated others, he knew how to find power, and how to use it. He was the first man to make the senate work in a looooooong time.
@brucegarlock Maybe he was used to it *shrug* I was rolling all over laughing but if that tailor has heard stuff like that a lot it may not bother him
@toby099 I've since learned this is true..thanx for the heads up...I kinda wanna read about him now?...Wish I could find a great book with these kinda details..Hillbilly......reminds me of a uncle ;)
@jonk092690 Johnson said "except I want two or three inches of stuff left back in there so I can take them up I vary 10 to 15 pounds a month so leave me at least 2.5 to three inches in the back so i can let them out or take them up" meaning some months he gains pounds and other months he loses them so essentially his weight goes up and down within a ten to fifteen pound range and he needed to be able adjust his pants accordingly
jfk and this corn pone crude bottom feeder were night and day- lbj 's boys were guys like murchinson, hl hunt, george brown, hoover, ted dealey- good ole boy fixers and political bosses. lbj was about to go down for the bobby baker and billie sol estes corruption. once he became top dog he put the stop on investigating him and and who really killed kennedy. after all it was time to crank up the vietnam war and make some money for his boys.
@larrywheels You got that right, brother but don't say it too loud to the wrong people because even supposedly intelligent people can't handle the truth.
Okay, LBJ asks for slacks, then shirts and then a jacket. Why not just ask for a suit from the get go? Wasn't Sears & Roebuck available back then? Anywoo...he sure sounded like a regular joe.
@HCsonicknx Judge lived in Texas for a long time. All of his shows and movies are set there. I think there was an episode of B&B or maybe the movie that established that they're in Texas.
congratulations the johnson administration hard at work in the white house. he was very close to his bung hole and had a lot in common with his nutts. lol talk about a cold hearted man. he grinned and smiled during president kennedy.s funeral. and told his girl friend at the time that those sob.s would never embarrass him again. this was said the night before the assassination of kennedy. sad but true.
Lady bird johnson and her husband butcher bird johnson visited Australia to pump the new prime minister for more troops for vietnam after the then pm harold holt drowned himself. he came away with the same thang he had in his hand when he left washington.This war criminal went unpunished.
Barr McClelland, the father of Scott McClalland, George W.'s press Sec., wrote the book Blood, Money, and Power, : LBJ Killed JFK. He was partner in LBJ's law firm. He only decided to tell after the supreme court determined that his lawyer client privlidge would not be violated by telling what he knew at this point in time. Read it, I did!
There have been few as catastrophic and tragic presidencies as Lyndon Johnson's; I lived through his presidency, and believe me, it was a horrible time. In addition to the senseless and devastating war in VietNam, he nearly bankrupted the nation by raising a whole generation of deadbeat losers who look to the government to take care of them.
@jake110118 Eisenhower was a shining light comptred to most of the liars, thieves, and murderers who have led our unhappy nation; we had eight years of peace and prosperity under Ike. No, the worst president was by far the racist, imperalist, self-righteous tyrant Woodrow Wilson; he segregated the government, backed the KKK and a useless war, established the Federal Reserve and Internal Revenue Service, and gave us the insane idea that the US can march into any country whenever it wants.
@billyguns2 What about the enlightenment ritual of Lyndon Baines Johnson a 33rd Degree Freemason shown that the 33rd degree secret is Tesla Earthquake No. 333 and was initiated with a predicted seismic event appearing divine at the time to an “idiot of the 33rd degree” -Mark Twain (Freemason)
@jake110118 Excuse me, Ike sent advisors to VietNam where not one life was lost; Kennedy was ready to pull out and was killed; Johnson was the one who gave us the VietNam war, by his own admission. Millions of innocents were slaughtered and the Communists won anyway. This all happened three to ten years after Ike left office. You probably blame Bush for Obama's failures; it won't wash.
@Aaronthegreatest You left out that it was also a horrible time for our courageous and finest young people, sent off to a senseless slaughter by that egomaniac murderer,.
why do libtards like you need to attack. You are always so angry. I hear your boyfriend is over at starbucks waiting for you. Put on a skirt with no panties and head right over there. He will stick his dildo in your ass. After a minute pull it out and suck on it. You'll feel better.
I think people are glazing over the fact that the man carried a knife around with his change...
mushcat12 1 week ago
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Lyndon B Johnson is a traitor to America.
He ordered the murders of us servicemen with the help of israel
youtube USS Liberty - these sailors are still seeking justice for being stabbed in the back by Johnson - they are still being ignored.
Lyndon B Johnson got the Israeli military to attack a US Naval vessel, to use it as a pretext to go to war with Egypt and blame it on them, it was a false flag
Johnson killed American Servicemen. Go research, it's all true.
Communist2012 1 week ago
Further, I think he says 'bumhole' not 'bunghole'.
Ha ha - I love the pants, but change everything about them!
Wonder if he can get them in Hell?
emtom1966 1 month ago
@emtom1966 your an idiot.
collinssheffield 3 weeks ago
... I need more room for my nuts ... ha ha ... President of the free world ... cutting into his nuts ... burps on phone ... need for best zippers ...
'Let it out' is either referring to his nuts or more likely the waist ine, leaving fabric room in the waist band so that it could be made larger in the future - that is to be 'let out' as he gains weight.
emtom1966 1 month ago
im still confused what does he mean by "Let it out there." he uses it for everything
109jfkpt 1 month ago
I don't get what's so funny about this. Is it because he's the President?
4ingP 1 month ago
I've also noticed my pants riding into my nuts, Damn Chinese can't make pants for shit
Paulpatine 1 month ago
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SeattleLA 2 months ago
@SeattleLA
And how do you come to that conclusion?
Sylderon 2 months ago
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MY BUNGHOLE WILL NOT WAIT!"
Jingles2423x 2 months ago 5
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3th worst president ever
peptopro17 2 months ago
He sounds a lot like my dad, and it is frightening. My dad is an old SOB, too.
whatanightmare1 3 months ago
why does the President have a knife in his pockets?
alwaysinbeastmode 3 months ago
@alwaysinbeastmode for cuttin stuff
MickyG4444 3 months ago
PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA HAS BIGGER BALLS THAN THIS MAN
sonofthekingofgambia 3 months ago
@sonofthekingofgambia I don't know, they sound pretty big
MickyG4444 3 months ago
he needs tp for his bunghole
cookieshopgirl 3 months ago 2
This is the greatest Presidential phone call I've ever heard!!!! HAHAHA!
lawrence142002 4 months ago
LMFAOO omg this is fucken hilarios
meloveicecream24 4 months ago
Fuck LBJ he killed the American dream.
123GlobalFailures 4 months ago
EVIL MAN......
Tomsouthrock 4 months ago
Wow I shop a hagger all the time in Dallas they do have great mens cloths and prices
gtownlad77 4 months ago
Sidney Portier was a blind man. LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
ebonics4everyone 4 months ago
thug
PantsInTheFamily 4 months ago
For all his faults it's some nice to know that a President carried money, and a pocket knife on him.
donyunger 4 months ago
@donyunger Interesting when you consider that Jack Kennedy never carried money on him. He entrusted that to his closest aides and occasionally Secret Service agents.
rondunderfunk 2 months ago
These are the best pants I have ever had, except that they are too tight in the waist and in the butt and stuff falls out of the pockets and they cut into my balls so it feels like I am riding on a wire. But really, they're great. Send more.
sonoki82 4 months ago 5
I hope there wasn't too much pressure on his nuts or his bunghole when he was contemplating whether to send more troops into Vietnam.
libertyordeaf 4 months ago 3
The morality of a mafioso.
9162vb48 5 months ago
@9162vb48 There are a lot of things LBJ did that you might consider immoral, and on some of those we'd probably agree. But he's not doing anything immoral in this clip. What you're hearing is crude. It's not immoral.
klusterset90001 4 months ago
Greatest President we ever had!
GodfatherXXI 5 months ago
The man held cabinet meetings while he sat on the can. I also remember reading a story about him when he was vacationing at his ranch. After driving breakneck speed around the grounds while chugging beers, he got out of the car. Johnson and the Secret Service agent were standing there talking, and all of a sudden the agent feels something warm hitting his leg, and realizes what is happening. "Mr President, you're urinating on me." LBJ laughs and says "I know, I'm President, I can do that."
rondunderfunk 5 months ago 12
@rondunderfunk You ever hear the story of LBJ dragging his staff to a campaign donor's house in the dead of Texas winter? They stayed the night and the owner kept his heat off in the winter.
A staffer awoke the next morning to find LBJ still in bed--odd because he was usually the first one up. The President was awake but unwilling to get out because it was too cold. LBJ ordered the staffer to climb into bed and cuddle with him until he warmed up.
Every story you've heard about LBJ is true. :)
DoubleTalkingJive 2 months ago
This guy controlled nuclear weapons. Terrifying.
sooner78 5 months ago
LBJ was said to be horse-hung.
Are there any photos showing both his hose-meat and those legendary low-hangers?
mrspatrickcampbell 5 months ago
@mrspatrickcampbell Good God, I hope not...
rondunderfunk 2 months ago
He was the most badass president. You simply didn't fuck with LBJ, he gave you the "treatment"
kalinga01 5 months ago 2
What a boner?!
KigeRamseyButtPlug 5 months ago
He even burps over the phone at one point, LOL.
bjr43 6 months ago
why i'm i listing to this BS lol.
travisg336 6 months ago 2
Love it! Love it! LBJ in pure poetic form!
AntonioRoma 6 months ago
You stay classy, LBJ! :-)
1sababoy 7 months ago
2:26 - *BURP*
JobberBud 7 months ago
It amazing to think this is the guy that freed the slaves.
mdr48371 7 months ago
This is the funniest convo ever!!!!
sckrbt 7 months ago
is he drunk?
tobbems 8 months ago
@tobbems No, just Texan.
maxpowers518 8 months ago 69
@maxpowers518
lol XD
VPhantasmagoria 7 months ago
@maxpowers518 Best response ever LOL!
JakeandElwoodBlues 2 months ago
@reefergladness - you mean there are men who don't carry a pocket knife?
TruckerRedbeard 8 months ago
best. president. ever.
MrMeat31 8 months ago
LOL, funny!
bjr43 9 months ago
"I like to sit in the mud and make mud pies" - LBJ
glimmer2158 9 months ago
Keep in mind, this was the same president who enjoying watching animals mate and who nicknamed his penis "Jumbo."
KOHF34 9 months ago
@KOHF34 He also had both Kennedys killed
Soundstage8 9 months ago
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@Soundstage8 "He also had both Kennedys killed"
Thank you so much LBJ you saved us from those 'Irish Mobsters' !
10Faenorr 8 months ago
@Soundstage8 That is not true
blutocampbell 6 months ago
@KOHF34 "Keep in mind nicknamed his penis "Jumbo"
Wow you keep his penis in mind, I know you'd like to have it in hand butt thats impossible eh?
10Faenorr 8 months ago
@10Faenorr
No. The reason I brought it up was to show how crass he was. He even would take a shit in the bathroom sometimes while talking to his advisors.
KOHF34 8 months ago
@KOHF34 He planned the Hanoi bombing after a bad Thai meal.
maxpowers518 8 months ago
@maxpowers518 LBJ never bombed Hanoi. Only Nixon did that. 1972 Christmas bombing of Hanoi. The most brutal bombing of a civilian population.
Jellolion1 2 months ago
one of LBJs bombs scored a direct hit on an oil refinery on the outskirts on Hanoi, the puicture of the column of smoke make it into Life magazine
vitoduval 1 month ago
@KOHF34 Allegedly, he was once asked by advisers why he continued to persist in the bombing of north Vietnam, and he pulled out "Jumbo" and said, "This is why!" He was rude and crude beyond belief but he seemed to be pretty insecure, I guess this is why he pulled the macho trip like that.
rondunderfunk 2 months ago
He varied 10-15 lbs per month??? Holy Christ! I can feel him forcing that belch out, too. UGH!
dhoosee 9 months ago 2
Good god, this is hilarious.
MrDasher01 9 months ago
a Bunghole is a hole in a barrel
iducatifan1 9 months ago
hahahaha. oh my god. presidential bunghole
MeesterCrumpet 9 months ago
How do they get these recordings and how long does it take for presidential phone recordings to be declassified?
leeharveyosmosis 10 months ago
@leeharveyosmosis FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, JFK, LBJ, and Nixon all secretly recorded their meetings and telephone conversations, totaling approx. 5000 hrs. worth of material. Tapes become declassified dependent upon how the govt and the respective presidential libraries evaluate individual documents. So short answer: there's no set time frame. And sometimes Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests can force early release by power of the courts.
rumrunner777 10 months ago
@rumrunner777
....that's good, because I want to find out more about former presidents and their nuts.
leeharveyosmosis 10 months ago
the crotch down where your nuts hang...is always alittle to tight LMAO!!!
1m1chris1m1 10 months ago
So the guy didn tlaugh or sniker that the President of America was burping and saying bunghole and saying nuts and saying riding a wire fence? Didnt laugh or sniker at all....Imagine if Bush or Obama talked like that on the phone id kind of laugh or something then.....
DjBobbyLosAngeles 11 months ago
So the guy didn tlaugh or sniker that the President of America was burping and saying bunghole and saying nuts and saying riding a wire fence? Didnt laugh or sniker at all....Imagine if Bush or Obama talked like that on the phone id kind of laugh or something then.....
DjBobbyLosAngeles 11 months ago
LBJ looks like Buck Strickland from King of the Hill
ajsaccount1991 11 months ago
@ajsaccount1991 Strickland was in fact partly based on LBJ.
rondunderfunk 2 months ago
Five days after the Gulf of Tonkin Incident.
PC3900 11 months ago
This is so hawt
thegoldtaco 11 months ago
Is the Mr. Haggar LBJ is talking to in any way related to the modern Haggar clothing brand that has goods in almost all American department stores? Sounds like they were just a small-time, independent clothier back then. LBJ's bespoke garments for his special "balls-and-bunghole" issues must have propelled them to some new level of success at the time.
RationalDischarge 11 months ago
They were singing about this on Cartoon Network for President's Day.
HCsonicknx 11 months ago
LOL! I love LBJ tapes!
lisamaria1972 11 months ago
@lisamaria1972
John was a cold stone killer that is a fact.
Live with it....
045781 11 months ago
@045781 ??? YOUR NUTS...live with THAT
lisamaria1972 11 months ago
@lisamaria1972
You are a moron and need to stay in school.
Got that asshole.
045781 11 months ago
@045781 LOL!! Oh I get it...your a troll (should have guessed by your troll name)...yeah..I am 38 years old with a masters but thanks for thinking I am younger...BTW..I will not reply to you after this...clearly you only know how to argue with personal attacks and I am above that....have a nice day.....
lisamaria1972 11 months ago
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@lisamaria1972
Sorry about da typo it should be like this:
Johnson (LBJ) was a cold stone killer that is a fact.
Live with it....
045781 10 months ago
@lisamaria1972
Johnson was a stone cold killer, that is a fact.
Live with it....
045781 11 months ago
priceless.............fuckin priceless
offthehook80 11 months ago
The belch between nuts and bunghole was a nice touch. lol
lookitcrashed 11 months ago 27
"down where your nuts hang"
Wow. The president said nuts. And "bunghole"
And he burped
andipoetic 11 months ago
Omg!! Funniest president ever. A real Texan, no bullshit just honest as fuck. I was dying laughing at the burp and when he said the pants cut him down where his nuts hang. And the dude on the phone was so serious, "yes sir!"
mrpicky510 1 year ago
all of you should read Robert Caro's "The Years of Lyndon Johnson" series. There are 3 already, and he is currently working on the 4th book which covers the 1960 election and all his presidency. LBJ is one of the greatest figures in American history. Say what you want about his morals or how he treated others, he knew how to find power, and how to use it. He was the first man to make the senate work in a looooooong time.
jkjl234 1 year ago
Oh my gosh. xD
PrincessSnapadoodle 1 year ago
One of the worst American presidents of my lifetime.
kmg501 1 year ago
did he burp? lol!
angieeeeful 1 year ago
...if you get these pants to me, me and my bunghole would sure be grateful
depeche609 1 year ago
Woah!! Almost wet myself I was laughing so hard! Almost unbelievable, but its all true. How did the tailor not lose it?
brucegarlock 1 year ago
@brucegarlock Maybe he was used to it *shrug* I was rolling all over laughing but if that tailor has heard stuff like that a lot it may not bother him
andipoetic 11 months ago
I think he was taking a shit..when he said hold.....A Real Man
wytewrabbit 1 year ago 3
@wytewrabbit
LBJ was indeed known to hold conferences while taking a shit on the toilet
toby099 1 year ago
@toby099 I've since learned this is true..thanx for the heads up...I kinda wanna read about him now?...Wish I could find a great book with these kinda details..Hillbilly......reminds me of a uncle ;)
wytewrabbit 11 months ago
Very classy Colonel Cornpone ( bet his little Pork Chop liked them too)--Jackie O
212smoothbttm 1 year ago
Okay I pissed myself at 2:28.
jonk092690 1 year ago
WTF!! Did he just say he varies 10 to 15 POUNDS per month? That's crazy!!!!!!
jonk092690 1 year ago
@jonk092690 Yep, he did. What the hell was he eating? LOL.
EverythingIsRen 1 year ago
@jonk092690 Johnson said "except I want two or three inches of stuff left back in there so I can take them up I vary 10 to 15 pounds a month so leave me at least 2.5 to three inches in the back so i can let them out or take them up" meaning some months he gains pounds and other months he loses them so essentially his weight goes up and down within a ten to fifteen pound range and he needed to be able adjust his pants accordingly
suprathelapsarian 11 months ago
Am I the only one intensely aroused by this?
Becatsup 1 year ago
@Becatsup No! LBJ always seemed to have a sensuous side that he never got credit for.
mimi1090111 1 year ago
is he taking a shit?
slowmopoke 1 year ago
executive assholes need their space
Tecumseh1812 1 year ago
"Where the zipper, uh *burrrp* ends"
ragemanchoo82 1 year ago
See, it's the burp that makes it gold
TKain2575 1 year ago 3
For a guy who loves these clothes, he sure has a lot of complaints.
RandyAKing 1 year ago
2:28.
alexmortland 1 year ago
LBJ was an original
DaveBpt 1 year ago
His money fell out of his pockets? What a weird time that the president of the united states actually still handled actual cash. Whilst in office.
sundriedturd 1 year ago
LMAO. This one had me in tears.
PaBasser 1 year ago
Landslide Lyndon was a real piece of work...
Zippers, yeah, no more Talons... those were zippers.. have to have those crappy asian ones now don't we.. ughh
irish89055 1 year ago
@irish89055
Lying Lyndon you mean?
uncomonsense 1 year ago
My respect for LBJ went up tremendously because of his talks about needing better pants for his bunghole. LOLOL
SueASide2 1 year ago
He needed the room for Jumbo !
blueticecho 1 year ago
I LOVE Texas men-- real Texas men-- and LBJ was the King.
owlandotter 1 year ago
I love LBJ's gritty realism, Love him or hate him, he is not like a spin dirven politician like today
rblnz73 1 year ago
my god...he's totally disgusting XD wow.
Aaronthegreatest 1 year ago
he should have went menswarehouse... and oh, yes he is gonna like the way he looked :)
blackHawkMW92 1 year ago
@blackHawkMW92 looooooool XD
Aaronthegreatest 1 year ago
I love this ! LBJ was a real person. I'd take him anytime over who we have now.
doctorxring 1 year ago
jfk and this corn pone crude bottom feeder were night and day- lbj 's boys were guys like murchinson, hl hunt, george brown, hoover, ted dealey- good ole boy fixers and political bosses. lbj was about to go down for the bobby baker and billie sol estes corruption. once he became top dog he put the stop on investigating him and and who really killed kennedy. after all it was time to crank up the vietnam war and make some money for his boys.
larrywheels 1 year ago
@larrywheels You got that right, brother but don't say it too loud to the wrong people because even supposedly intelligent people can't handle the truth.
gooshala 1 year ago
JFK asasination was the plot of dirty LBJ.
Kawanya37 1 year ago
@Kawanya37 that's just bullshit. You want to say things like that? Prove it or gtfo
Aaronthegreatest 1 year ago
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@Aaronthegreatest LBJ and his subordinate Mac Wallace murdered JFK. Tthe evidence is Mac's fingerprint.
I put the 12 scenes of the Japan's TV program below.
watch?v=vcaAsIjnOaE
Kawanya37 1 year ago
3:51pm Saturday (CDT) - Time in Mississippi, United States of America
GelandnaleG 1 year ago
'I need some room for my knife' LOL
gwangjuboy1 1 year ago
Okay, LBJ asks for slacks, then shirts and then a jacket. Why not just ask for a suit from the get go? Wasn't Sears & Roebuck available back then? Anywoo...he sure sounded like a regular joe.
2000everett4 1 year ago
The president needs more TP for his bunghole!
Chimichanga12594 1 year ago 3
LBJ said "Bungole"--30 years before "Beavis & Butthead" hit the airwaves.
Interesting piece of trivia: Mike Judge, the creator of "Beavis & Butthead", was a Texan just like LBJ. "Bunghole" must be a Texas saying.
DoubleTalkingJive 1 year ago 23
@DoubleTalkingJive No. He was born in Ecuador and raised in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
HCsonicknx 11 months ago
@HCsonicknx Judge lived in Texas for a long time. All of his shows and movies are set there. I think there was an episode of B&B or maybe the movie that established that they're in Texas.
emerpus01 11 months ago
@DoubleTalkingJive
A bunghole is the hole in a barrel (like one used for beer) in which a bung is pounded to seal the beer inside.
benn1181 7 months ago
remember when everyone carried a knife? those were the days..
reefergladness 1 year ago
He sounds like Roy D. Mercer!!!! I was waiting for the punch line!
LynchColl94 1 year ago
@LynchColl94 Sounds just like him! Good call!
bpage99 1 year ago
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@LynchColl94 sounds just like him! Good call
bpage99 1 year ago
congratulations the johnson administration hard at work in the white house. he was very close to his bung hole and had a lot in common with his nutts. lol talk about a cold hearted man. he grinned and smiled during president kennedy.s funeral. and told his girl friend at the time that those sob.s would never embarrass him again. this was said the night before the assassination of kennedy. sad but true.
39tommyboy 1 year ago
AND he used to conduct meetings on the toilet
toby099 1 year ago
This was also a man who named his penis "jumbo". How the hell did he become president?
toby099 1 year ago
He also whipped out his schlong during a press conference.
prepschoolkid 1 year ago
@prepschoolkid
Yes, I heard that before, that should be taught in all schools, so they will know what an animal this guy was.
Johnson was a killer who killed for power.
045781 1 year ago
"Now, another thing, the crotch down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight!"
LOL!!!!!! LBJ, a master of the Southern American-English vernacular.
AgaMbadi 1 year ago
LBJ was going to go review the troops at Fort Dix, then he went to review the troops at Fort Nutz
vitoduval 1 year ago
Lady bird johnson and her husband butcher bird johnson visited Australia to pump the new prime minister for more troops for vietnam after the then pm harold holt drowned himself. he came away with the same thang he had in his hand when he left washington.This war criminal went unpunished.
LimitedNewsCorp 1 year ago
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
ermonski 1 year ago 17
Poor old LBJ from Texas. An accidental President, he was done in by the Viet Cong.
JimmyFormerMarine 1 year ago
@JimmyFormerMarine
Johnson was NOT a accidental President, he ordered the killing of JFK that is a prooven fact.
The Viet Cong helped Johnson make millions of dollars.
Johnson was done in by a massive heart attack.
045781 1 year ago
@045781 he was the 36th president DUMBASS
lnsomnium 1 year ago
@lnsomnium
I never said johnson was not the 36th president.
Got that Asshole......
045781 1 year ago
@045781 gtfo
lnsomnium 1 year ago
@lnsomnium
smca
045781 1 year ago
@045781 Proven by whom? Where is your evidence? Cite your sources, post a fucking link, or else stop with these fantastic aspersions.
Aaronthegreatest 1 year ago
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@Aaronthegreatest
Barr McClelland, the father of Scott McClalland, George W.'s press Sec., wrote the book Blood, Money, and Power, : LBJ Killed JFK. He was partner in LBJ's law firm. He only decided to tell after the supreme court determined that his lawyer client privlidge would not be violated by telling what he knew at this point in time. Read it, I did!
045781 1 year ago
@Aaronthegreatest
Also Johnson's lover spills the beans the this sack of caca johnson.
youtube.com/watch?v=79lOKs0Kr_Y
045781 1 year ago
What a cement head.
Thesniper21 1 year ago
this dudes breathes too hard....
ShyeesTongue 1 year ago
I love this guy.
besthax13 1 year ago
"I need them about an inch bigger in the crouch, so the interns can get their hands in there to stroke my LBJ"
fatima079 1 year ago
@fatima079 WOOOOHOOOOHOOO!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
endgammer 1 year ago
Heard this on Howard STern Show. Great Cornholio.
krsfromprp 1 year ago
There have been few as catastrophic and tragic presidencies as Lyndon Johnson's; I lived through his presidency, and believe me, it was a horrible time. In addition to the senseless and devastating war in VietNam, he nearly bankrupted the nation by raising a whole generation of deadbeat losers who look to the government to take care of them.
billyguns2 1 year ago
@billyguns2 Vietnam wasn't LBJ's fault, blame Ike for getting us into that one, now he was the worst president.
jake110118 1 year ago
@jake110118 Eisenhower was a shining light comptred to most of the liars, thieves, and murderers who have led our unhappy nation; we had eight years of peace and prosperity under Ike. No, the worst president was by far the racist, imperalist, self-righteous tyrant Woodrow Wilson; he segregated the government, backed the KKK and a useless war, established the Federal Reserve and Internal Revenue Service, and gave us the insane idea that the US can march into any country whenever it wants.
billyguns2 1 year ago
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@billyguns2 What about the enlightenment ritual of Lyndon Baines Johnson a 33rd Degree Freemason shown that the 33rd degree secret is Tesla Earthquake No. 333 and was initiated with a predicted seismic event appearing divine at the time to an “idiot of the 33rd degree” -Mark Twain (Freemason)
insightllc 1 year ago
@jake110118 Excuse me, Ike sent advisors to VietNam where not one life was lost; Kennedy was ready to pull out and was killed; Johnson was the one who gave us the VietNam war, by his own admission. Millions of innocents were slaughtered and the Communists won anyway. This all happened three to ten years after Ike left office. You probably blame Bush for Obama's failures; it won't wash.
billyguns2 1 year ago
@billyguns2 That's very GOP of you. I'm sure it was a horrible time, for white southerners, bigots, and snobby pricks.
Aaronthegreatest 1 year ago
@Aaronthegreatest You left out that it was also a horrible time for our courageous and finest young people, sent off to a senseless slaughter by that egomaniac murderer,.
billyguns 1 year ago
@Aaronthegayest:
why do libtards like you need to attack. You are always so angry. I hear your boyfriend is over at starbucks waiting for you. Put on a skirt with no panties and head right over there. He will stick his dildo in your ass. After a minute pull it out and suck on it. You'll feel better.
victorsblock 1 year ago
"I need it more than anything." -LBJ
hunchybunker 1 year ago
You know the President's from Texas when he's packin a knife.
peacelord 1 year ago
Genuine no bullshit, MAN---sorry, all you effete quiffies out there.
spagandtuna 1 year ago
Funny. Thanks for posting.
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