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  • I think people are glazing over the fact that the man carried a knife around with his change...

  • Further, I think he says 'bumhole' not 'bunghole'.

    Ha ha - I love the pants, but change everything about them!

    Wonder if he can get them in Hell?

  • @emtom1966 your an idiot.

  • ... I need more room for my nuts ... ha ha ... President of the free world ... cutting into his nuts ... burps on phone ... need for best zippers ...

    'Let it out' is either referring to his nuts or more likely the waist ine, leaving fabric room in the waist band so that it could be made larger in the future - that is to be 'let out' as he gains weight.

  • im still confused what does he mean by "Let it out there." he uses it for everything

  • I don't get what's so funny about this. Is it because he's the President?

  • I've also noticed my pants riding into my nuts, Damn Chinese can't make pants for shit

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  • @SeattleLA

    And how do you come to that conclusion?

  • "ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MY BUNGHOLE WILL NOT WAIT!" 

  • He sounds a lot like my dad, and it is frightening. My dad is an old SOB, too.

  • why does the President have a knife in his pockets?

  • @alwaysinbeastmode for cuttin stuff

  • PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA HAS BIGGER BALLS THAN THIS MAN

  • @sonofthekingofgambia I don't know, they sound pretty big

  • he needs tp for his bunghole

  • This is the greatest Presidential phone call I've ever heard!!!! HAHAHA!

  • LMFAOO omg this is fucken hilarios

  • Fuck LBJ he killed the American dream.

  • EVIL MAN......

  • Wow I shop a hagger all the time in Dallas they do have great mens cloths and prices

  • Sidney Portier was a blind man. LBJ was a Soviet Jew.

  • thug

  • For all his faults it's some nice to know that a President carried money, and a pocket knife on him.

  • @donyunger Interesting when you consider that Jack Kennedy never carried money on him. He entrusted that to his closest aides and occasionally Secret Service agents.

  • These are the best pants I have ever had, except that they are too tight in the waist and in the butt and stuff falls out of the pockets and they cut into my balls so it feels like I am riding on a wire. But really, they're great. Send more.

  • I hope there wasn't too much pressure on his nuts or his bunghole when he was contemplating whether to send more troops into Vietnam.

  • The morality of a mafioso.

  • @9162vb48 There are a lot of things LBJ did that you might consider immoral, and on some of those we'd probably agree. But he's not doing anything immoral in this clip. What you're hearing is crude. It's not immoral.

  • Greatest President we ever had!

  • The man held cabinet meetings while he sat on the can. I also remember reading a story about him when he was vacationing at his ranch. After driving breakneck speed around the grounds while chugging beers, he got out of the car. Johnson and the Secret Service agent were standing there talking, and all of a sudden the agent feels something warm hitting his leg, and realizes what is happening. "Mr President, you're urinating on me." LBJ laughs and says "I know, I'm President, I can do that."

  • @rondunderfunk You ever hear the story of LBJ dragging his staff to a campaign donor's house in the dead of Texas winter? They stayed the night and the owner kept his heat off in the winter.

    A staffer awoke the next morning to find LBJ still in bed--odd because he was usually the first one up. The President was awake but unwilling to get out because it was too cold. LBJ ordered the staffer to climb into bed and cuddle with him until he warmed up.

    Every story you've heard about LBJ is true. :)

  • This guy controlled nuclear weapons. Terrifying.

  • LBJ was said to be horse-hung.

    Are there any photos showing both his hose-meat and those legendary low-hangers?

  • @mrspatrickcampbell Good God, I hope not...

  • He was the most badass president. You simply didn't fuck with LBJ, he gave you the "treatment"

  • What a boner?!

  • He even burps over the phone at one point, LOL.

  • why i'm i listing to this BS lol.

  • Love it! Love it! LBJ in pure poetic form!

  • You stay classy, LBJ! :-)

  • 2:26 - *BURP*

  • It amazing to think this is the guy that freed the slaves.

  • This is the funniest convo ever!!!!

  • is he drunk?

  • @tobbems No, just Texan.

  • @maxpowers518

    lol XD

  • @maxpowers518 Best response ever LOL!

  • @reefergladness - you mean there are men who don't carry a pocket knife?

  • best. president. ever.

  • LOL, funny!

  • "I like to sit in the mud and make mud pies" - LBJ

  • Keep in mind, this was the same president who enjoying watching animals mate and who nicknamed his penis "Jumbo."

  • @KOHF34 He also had both Kennedys killed

  • @Soundstage8 That is not true

  • @KOHF34 "Keep in mind nicknamed his penis "Jumbo"

    Wow you keep his penis in mind, I know you'd like to have it in hand butt thats impossible eh?

  • @10Faenorr

    No. The reason I brought it up was to show how crass he was. He even would take a shit in the bathroom sometimes while talking to his advisors.

  • @KOHF34 He planned the Hanoi bombing after a bad Thai meal.

  • @maxpowers518 LBJ never bombed Hanoi. Only Nixon did that. 1972 Christmas bombing of Hanoi. The most brutal bombing of a civilian population.

  • one of LBJs bombs scored a direct hit on an oil refinery on the outskirts on Hanoi, the puicture of the column of smoke make it into Life magazine

  • @KOHF34 Allegedly, he was once asked by advisers why he continued to persist in the bombing of north Vietnam, and he pulled out "Jumbo" and said, "This is why!" He was rude and crude beyond belief but he seemed to be pretty insecure, I guess this is why he pulled the macho trip like that.

  • He varied 10-15 lbs per month??? Holy Christ! I can feel him forcing that belch out, too. UGH!

  • Good god, this is hilarious.

  • a Bunghole is a hole in a barrel

  • hahahaha. oh my god. presidential bunghole

  • How do they get these recordings and how long does it take for presidential phone recordings to be declassified?

  • @leeharveyosmosis FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, JFK, LBJ, and Nixon all secretly recorded their meetings and telephone conversations, totaling approx. 5000 hrs. worth of material. Tapes become declassified dependent upon how the govt and the respective presidential libraries evaluate individual documents. So short answer: there's no set time frame. And sometimes Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests can force early release by power of the courts.

  • @rumrunner777

    ....that's good, because I want to find out more about former presidents and their nuts.

  • the crotch down where your nuts hang...is always alittle to tight LMAO!!!

  • So the guy didn tlaugh or sniker that the President of America was burping and saying bunghole and saying nuts and saying riding a wire fence? Didnt laugh or sniker at all....Imagine if Bush or Obama talked like that on the phone id kind of laugh or something then.....

  • So the guy didn tlaugh or sniker that the President of America was burping and saying bunghole and saying nuts and saying riding a wire fence? Didnt laugh or sniker at all....Imagine if Bush or Obama talked like that on the phone id kind of laugh or something then.....

  • LBJ looks like Buck Strickland from King of the Hill

  • @ajsaccount1991 Strickland was in fact partly based on LBJ.

  • Five days after the Gulf of Tonkin Incident.

  • This is so hawt

  • Is the Mr. Haggar LBJ is talking to in any way related to the modern Haggar clothing brand that has goods in almost all American department stores? Sounds like they were just a small-time, independent clothier back then. LBJ's bespoke garments for his special "balls-and-bunghole" issues must have propelled them to some new level of success at the time.

  • They were singing about this on Cartoon Network for President's Day.

  • LOL! I love LBJ tapes!

  • @lisamaria1972

    John was a cold stone killer that is a fact.

    Live with it....

  • @045781 ??? YOUR NUTS...live with THAT

  • @lisamaria1972

    You are a moron and need to stay in school.

    Got that asshole.

  • @045781 LOL!! Oh I get it...your a troll (should have guessed by your troll name)...yeah..I am 38 years old with a masters but thanks for thinking I am younger...BTW..I will not reply to you after this...clearly you only know how to argue with personal attacks and I am above that....have a nice day.....

  • @lisamaria1972

    Johnson was a stone cold killer, that is a fact.

    Live with it....

  • priceless.............fuckin priceless

  • The belch between nuts and bunghole was a nice touch. lol

  • "down where your nuts hang"

    Wow. The president said nuts. And "bunghole"

    And he burped

  • Omg!! Funniest president ever. A real Texan, no bullshit just honest as fuck. I was dying laughing at the burp and when he said the pants cut him down where his nuts hang. And the dude on the phone was so serious, "yes sir!"

  • all of you should read Robert Caro's "The Years of Lyndon Johnson" series. There are 3 already, and he is currently working on the 4th book which covers the 1960 election and all his presidency. LBJ is one of the greatest figures in American history. Say what you want about his morals or how he treated others, he knew how to find power, and how to use it. He was the first man to make the senate work in a looooooong time.

  • Oh my gosh. xD

  • One of the worst American presidents of my lifetime.

  • did he burp? lol!

  • ...if you get these pants to me, me and my bunghole would sure be grateful

  • Woah!! Almost wet myself I was laughing so hard! Almost unbelievable, but its all true. How did the tailor not lose it?

  • @brucegarlock Maybe he was used to it *shrug* I was rolling all over laughing but if that tailor has heard stuff like that a lot it may not bother him

  • I think he was taking a shit..when he said hold.....A Real Man

  • @wytewrabbit

    LBJ was indeed known to hold conferences while taking a shit on the toilet

  • @toby099 I've since learned this is true..thanx for the heads up...I kinda wanna read about him now?...Wish I could find a great book with these kinda details..Hillbilly......remind­s me of a uncle ;)

  • Very classy Colonel Cornpone ( bet his little Pork Chop liked them too)--Jackie O

  • Okay I pissed myself at 2:28.

  • WTF!! Did he just say he varies 10 to 15 POUNDS per month? That's crazy!!!!!!

  • @jonk092690 Yep, he did. What the hell was he eating? LOL.

  • @jonk092690 Johnson said "except I want two or three inches of stuff left back in there so I can take them up I vary 10 to 15 pounds a month so leave me at least 2.5 to three inches in the back so i can let them out or take them up" meaning some months he gains pounds and other months he loses them so essentially his weight goes up and down within a ten to fifteen pound range and he needed to be able adjust his pants accordingly

  • Am I the only one intensely aroused by this?

  • @Becatsup No! LBJ always seemed to have a sensuous side that he never got credit for.

  • is he taking a shit?

  • executive assholes need their space

  • "Where the zipper, uh *burrrp* ends"

  • See, it's the burp that makes it gold

  • For a guy who loves these clothes, he sure has a lot of complaints.

  • 2:28.

  • LBJ was an original

  • His money fell out of his pockets? What a weird time that the president of the united states actually still handled actual cash. Whilst in office.

  • LMAO. This one had me in tears.

  • Landslide Lyndon was a real piece of work...

    Zippers, yeah, no more Talons... those were zippers.. have to have those crappy asian ones now don't we.. ughh

  • @irish89055

    Lying Lyndon you mean?

  • My respect for LBJ went up tremendously because of his talks about needing better pants for his bunghole. LOLOL

  • He needed the room for Jumbo !

  • I LOVE Texas men-- real Texas men-- and LBJ was the King.

  • I love LBJ's gritty realism, Love him or hate him, he is not like a spin dirven politician like today

  • my god...he's totally disgusting XD wow.

  • he should have went menswarehouse... and oh, yes he is gonna like the way he looked :)

  • @blackHawkMW92 looooooool XD

  • I love this ! LBJ was a real person. I'd take him anytime over who we have now.

  • jfk and this corn pone crude bottom feeder were night and day- lbj 's boys were guys like murchinson, hl hunt, george brown, hoover, ted dealey- good ole boy fixers and political bosses. lbj was about to go down for the bobby baker and billie sol estes corruption. once he became top dog he put the stop on investigating him and and who really killed kennedy. after all it was time to crank up the vietnam war and make some money for his boys.

  • @larrywheels You got that right, brother but don't say it too loud to the wrong people because even supposedly intelligent people can't handle the truth.

  • JFK asasination was the plot of dirty LBJ.

  • @Kawanya37 that's just bullshit. You want to say things like that? Prove it or gtfo

  • 3:51pm Saturday (CDT) - Time in Mississippi, United States of America

  • 'I need some room for my knife' LOL

  • Okay, LBJ asks for slacks, then shirts and then a jacket. Why not just ask for a suit from the get go? Wasn't Sears & Roebuck available back then? Anywoo...he sure sounded like a regular joe.

  • The president needs more TP for his bunghole!

  • LBJ said "Bungole"--30 years before "Beavis & Butthead" hit the airwaves.

    Interesting piece of trivia: Mike Judge, the creator of "Beavis & Butthead", was a Texan just like LBJ. "Bunghole" must be a Texas saying.

  • @DoubleTalkingJive No. He was born in Ecuador and raised in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

  • @HCsonicknx Judge lived in Texas for a long time. All of his shows and movies are set there. I think there was an episode of B&B or maybe the movie that established that they're in Texas.

  • @DoubleTalkingJive

    A bunghole is the hole in a barrel (like one used for beer) in which a bung is pounded to seal the beer inside.

  • remember when everyone carried a knife? those were the days..

  • He sounds like Roy D. Mercer!!!! I was waiting for the punch line!

  • @LynchColl94 Sounds just like him! Good call!

  • congratulations the johnson administration hard at work in the white house. he was very close to his bung hole and had a lot in common with his nutts. lol talk about a cold hearted man. he grinned and smiled during president kennedy.s funeral. and told his girl friend at the time that those sob.s would never embarrass him again. this was said the night before the assassination of kennedy. sad but true.

  • AND he used to conduct meetings on the toilet

  • This was also a man who named his penis "jumbo". How the hell did he become president?

  • He also whipped out his schlong during a press conference.

  • @prepschoolkid

    Yes, I heard that before, that should be taught in all schools, so they will know what an animal this guy was.

    Johnson was a killer who killed for power.

  • "Now, another thing, the crotch down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight!"

    LOL!!!!!! LBJ, a master of the Southern American-English vernacular.

  • LBJ was going to go review the troops at Fort Dix, then he went to review the troops at Fort Nutz

  • Lady bird johnson and her husband butcher bird johnson visited Australia to pump the new prime minister for more troops for vietnam after the then pm harold holt drowned himself. he came away with the same thang he had in his hand when he left washington.This war criminal went unpunished.

  • I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

  • Poor old LBJ from Texas. An accidental President, he was done in by the Viet Cong.

  • @JimmyFormerMarine

    Johnson was NOT a accidental President, he ordered the killing of JFK that is a prooven fact.

    The Viet Cong helped Johnson make millions of dollars.

    Johnson was done in by a massive heart attack.

  • @045781 he was the 36th president DUMBASS

  • @lnsomnium

    I never said johnson was not the 36th president.

    Got that Asshole......

  • @045781 gtfo

  • @lnsomnium

    smca

  • @045781 Proven by whom? Where is your evidence? Cite your sources, post a fucking link, or else stop with these fantastic aspersions.

  • @Aaronthegreatest

    Also Johnson's lover spills the beans the this sack of caca johnson.

    youtube.com/watch?v=79lOKs0Kr_­Y

  • What a cement head.

  • this dudes breathes too hard....

  • I love this guy.

  • "I need them about an inch bigger in the crouch, so the interns can get their hands in there to stroke my LBJ"

  • @fatima079 WOOOOHOOOOHOOO!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

  • Heard this on Howard STern Show. Great Cornholio.

  • There have been few as catastrophic and tragic presidencies as Lyndon Johnson's; I lived through his presidency, and believe me, it was a horrible time. In addition to the senseless and devastating war in VietNam, he nearly bankrupted the nation by raising a whole generation of deadbeat losers who look to the government to take care of them.

  • @billyguns2 Vietnam wasn't LBJ's fault, blame Ike for getting us into that one, now he was the worst president.

  • @jake110118 Eisenhower was a shining light comptred to most of the liars, thieves, and murderers who have led our unhappy nation; we had eight years of peace and prosperity under Ike. No, the worst president was by far the racist, imperalist, self-righteous tyrant Woodrow Wilson; he segregated the government, backed the KKK and a useless war, established the Federal Reserve and Internal Revenue Service, and gave us the insane idea that the US can march into any country whenever it wants.

  • @jake110118 Excuse me, Ike sent advisors to VietNam where not one life was lost; Kennedy was ready to pull out and was killed; Johnson was the one who gave us the VietNam war, by his own admission. Millions of innocents were slaughtered and the Communists won anyway. This all happened three to ten years after Ike left office. You probably blame Bush for Obama's failures; it won't wash.

  • @billyguns2 That's very GOP of you. I'm sure it was a horrible time, for white southerners, bigots, and snobby pricks.

  • @Aaronthegreatest You left out that it was also a horrible time for our courageous and finest young people, sent off to a senseless slaughter by that egomaniac murderer,.

  • @Aaronthegayest:

    why do libtards like you need to attack. You are always so angry. I hear your boyfriend is over at starbucks waiting for you. Put on a skirt with no panties and head right over there. He will stick his dildo in your ass. After a minute pull it out and suck on it. You'll feel better.

  • "I need it more than anything." -LBJ

  • You know the President's from Texas when he's packin a knife.

  • Genuine no bullshit, MAN---sorry, all you effete quiffies out there.

  • Funny.  Thanks for posting.