Does this mean if I see a kid fall off some playground equipment and start screaming, I should just assume he's fine and move on? After all, if he's not honking, there's no problem, right? LOL
Yeah, you know, when a man with a knife runs at me screaming saying "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!" I'll think about doing "The Honk" than "OH FUCK, SOMEONE HELP ME !!!" "THIS GUY HAS A KNIFE !"
Dumbest idea ever. Hey kid if a stranger tries to grab you, don't run, don't scream, and don't fight back. What you do is, breathe real deep and let out a long honk.
Shouldn't parents be paying attention anyway? What about when the kids drowning in the pool cuz the gate is unlocked. No one's honking so there must not be a problem.
I suppose the purpose of it is not to call for help, but to freak peadophiles out. I mean come on - would YOU fuck something that was making that noise?
The Fonz doesn't even do it right. He sounds like a freaking yak. He's supposed to do it louder, like a goose. A Canadian goose. One of those annoying SOBs. That lady looked crazy or retarded when she did it.
Actually, it's real...this is from a 1984 kids' edutainment video, Strong Kids Safe Kids, about prevention of kidnapping and molestation...but yeah, why not just train your kids to yell "help!" or fight back?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zulok1337 2 months ago
I wish I got derpy PSAs when I was a kid :<
thisshouldntlastlong 2 months ago
Does this mean if I see a kid fall off some playground equipment and start screaming, I should just assume he's fine and move on? After all, if he's not honking, there's no problem, right? LOL
WhatsAYak 2 years ago 83
DUHHHHHHH
TheWalrusOfLife 2 years ago 28
lol wonder why
skirbyr 4 years ago
lol
skirbyr 4 years ago
Yeah, you know, when a man with a knife runs at me screaming saying "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!" I'll think about doing "The Honk" than "OH FUCK, SOMEONE HELP ME !!!" "THIS GUY HAS A KNIFE !"
Awesome4Prez 4 years ago 27
Isn't that the sound body snatchers make when they discover non-body snatchers? They point at them and go "UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
cholling 4 years ago 17
thats a sound grown ups will hear and say "hmm sounds like a kid with aspuhgas moved in'
devonpete 4 years ago
the structured finance world is on it's ear with this noise
NYCJockCub 4 years ago
Dumbest idea ever. Hey kid if a stranger tries to grab you, don't run, don't scream, and don't fight back. What you do is, breathe real deep and let out a long honk.
jbbruins 4 years ago 7
i love how they're dead serious xD
crazybait 4 years ago
One of the funniest vids ever.
jbbruins 4 years ago
Shouldn't parents be paying attention anyway? What about when the kids drowning in the pool cuz the gate is unlocked. No one's honking so there must not be a problem.
zephyrtube 4 years ago 12
What the hell kind of kid screams like that when they're playing around?
Mattster21 4 years ago 2
Classic. XD
discoveralice 4 years ago
I suppose the purpose of it is not to call for help, but to freak peadophiles out. I mean come on - would YOU fuck something that was making that noise?
jegard 4 years ago 5
HAHA!
PrincessKatiiXo 4 years ago
I wonder why the Honk never caught on as an popular distress call.
NyBob85 5 years ago 99
probably cause "Oh Sh@# somebody help!" came a little more natural. Even to kids.
xXAvatarofGuitarXx 3 years ago 11
The Fonz doesn't even do it right. He sounds like a freaking yak. He's supposed to do it louder, like a goose. A Canadian goose. One of those annoying SOBs. That lady looked crazy or retarded when she did it.
snipegavain 5 years ago 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So true! hahahahah "He sounds like a freaking yak." omg! THAT"S SOOOOO FUNNY! wow.
Cntrlsgna 4 years ago
If the Fonz does something he's doing it right.
That's the law of the universe.
Baronvon 4 years ago 5
that a stupid idea becouse if something happen to the kid like getting kidnapped or someting that well not do any good
toolzoom2009 5 years ago
omg are you kidding me this is a freaking joke not a real distress call retard
redsox437 4 years ago
Actually, it's real...this is from a 1984 kids' edutainment video, Strong Kids Safe Kids, about prevention of kidnapping and molestation...but yeah, why not just train your kids to yell "help!" or fight back?
WhatsAYak 3 years ago 22
I can't believe this didn't catch on.
ProudAnselmo 5 years ago 5
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jonny136 5 years ago
The funniest part is i remember being taught this in kindergarden
Thebluekatt 5 years ago 3
ummm, okay
Antonio99 5 years ago
that is sofa king read art it!
calaverasgrande 5 years ago
stop existing. seriously, who quotes aqua teen hunger force?
pokemonredversion 4 years ago
LMAO! The Fonz looks retarded when he does that lol.
BitterCycle 5 years ago
Hilarious.
NotByChanceDrums 5 years ago
HONK!!!! DAS SO STUPID
josue06 5 years ago