Jeremy Clarkson @ Jonathan Ross Show (27-11-09)

[ZondaFRoadster]

Jeremy is, without a doubt, one of the best TV presenters.................IN THE WORLD!

[Yavasinate]

RAAAAAAWR! Beak

[j4416m]

Jonathan- "Ergh, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard anyone put in their mouth and I've spent hours talking to those fellas (points at gays) about what they do at the weekend!"

[charliewhisky111]

what a wanker.

[danspivey91]

@73gnikxela alternatively you could stop watching every clarkson video on youtube and leaving the same comment on every single clarkson video on youtube?

[theblob34]

oduus tory prick bet his penions gonna be ok how dare he critsise

[xJROHD]

HAHA I ate one of them hot Turkish urinal blue things when I was 3!

[johnylikedlittleboys]

ppttt beak, lollll

[BelleWonder14]

love his hair 9.22

[bongoloid77]

Bloated bigoted old cunt... I hope he has a massive stroke while test driving fuelled by propane with those other 2 pompous twats sitting in the back, comparing royalties

[page358]

@bongoloid77 hello Mrs Clarkson LMAO

[bongoloid77]

@page358

And your his rent boy I assume...

[page358]

@bongoloid77 some say that i am his rent boy others know me as The Stig

[liajam081]

@page358 HAHAHAHA thats not funny

[iamXSTEALTHZX]

he used the "the hot turkish urinal" simile on Qi

[BrownBumbleBee]

Jeremy is funny with everyone

[krovek]

7 people own a prius

[racingfan1083]

@krovek how orginal

[Aboyere1]

@godschild0811 do you know which episode is that?

[mrlluis93]

Cunt

[Aboyere1]

Can anyone tell me what car does he drive that has the guns and the drinks in the boot?

[godschild0811]

@Aboyere1 it's in his range rover, they featured the drinks cabinet on top gear after they tested the rang rover.

[davin351]

@Aboyere1 i do believe its a range rover sport

[Counterweight91]

@davin351 No a range rover vogue or something like that

[WOGI5M]

@Aboyere1 It's a range rover overfinch, here's a link to the scene watch?v=jiNQqyLXADA

[One4Mcfly]

jeremy for president.. of the universe!!!

[charliewhisky111]

@One4Mcfly christ I hope not.

[3IGGB0SS]

At 9:24 someone had an orgasm lol.

[thefordpages]

I'd like to see a picture of that "drinks cabinet" of his. I assume its in his Range Rover..?

[bmania88]

06.42 Classic Clarkson.

[gwynnelol]

The Clarkson Afro ftw

[commongrade89]

Hi could someone tell me what jezza said when he described the taste of the egg thing? Hot turkish...??

[livstar93]

@commongrade89 urinal. the things men pee into in public toilets

[cupramac]

@commongrade89 urinal, as in public toilet haha

[344adz]

lol i love clarkson

[28hardboi]

clarkson is one my 5 heros...love him,his views and his generall out-look on life

[kristinaisthestig]

Six people are with green peace.

[voidbutterflyx6]

THAT HAIR. TROLLOLOLOLOLOL

[Lucifera1011]

Happy Xmas!  :-D

[MyGeorgemartin]

jonathon woss

[radiooctaves]

Can really see how Coogan and Iannucci put some Clarkson into Partridge.

[JDdaDJstressed]

I don't mean to sound like a creepy Avid Merion style stalker, but I could just spend the whole day listening to jezza "say stuff"

[X3rztesp]

*spit... beak.. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[buzzbuzzmarch]

Phil Linnot called, he wants his hair back! XD

[SPeacock]

Happy Birthday, Jeremy :)

[Ub3rSk1llz]

beak

[kath200]

@mrstonecold69 it's Laurence fishbourne.

[kath200]

@mrstonecold69 it's Laurence fishbourne.

[MrStonecold69]

who is that dude sitting beside JC at the very beginning?

Sam jackson?

sum 1 please tell me

[boujounomono]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....b­eak

[therese294776]

It's rush basket. According to Exodus, Moses was found in a basket made of rushes.

[JamieHowitt]

@therese294776

According to the Prisoner of Azkaban, Sirius is Harry Potter's godfather.

[therese294776]

@JamieHowitt

...meaning what? I was just pointing out the origin of the saying...

[JamieHowitt]

@therese294776

Meaning it doesn't matter if I mistakenly say Sirius is Harry's brother, because it's just a detail from a fictional book :P

[lesterclaypool1]

@JamieHowitt

Someone was asking what the phrase meant, Therese answered them and explained what it means.

You're comment is irrelevant and not at all witty in this context.

[lesterclaypool1]

@lesterclaypool1

Your*

[JamieHowitt]

@lesterclaypool1

I know therese was answering someone's question.

I then replied to therese's comment.

I don't see your point.

[lesterclaypool1]

@JamieHowitt

You're not witty,

at least not in this context.

[JamieHowitt]

@lesterclaypool1

Okay.

[lesterclaypool1]

@JamieHowitt

Just in this context.

You're likely funny as fuck the rest of the time.

Keep on rockin' in the free world, brother.

[JamieHowitt]

@lesterclaypool1

Okay...?

[chrispatrickjones]

@HoosierMF And you're on this video because?

[Volodeas]

I wanna be like Jezza when i grow up!

[R3ACTORfour]

anyone know what the dvd he was talking about is called? the one with the drifting and exploding cars race

[HoosierMF]

Two utter twats

[099psp]

WTF HE OWNS THE RANGE ROVER WITH THE DRINKS CABINET

[Irishtayto]

the rivarly between them!!

[DaveKraft400]

@NoSongTwice A BASKET FOR CARRYING RICE. DICKHEAD.

[Abraxes911]

LOL! Look at Jeremy's reaction to himself at around 8:54. Looks like he's about to vomit from laughter.

[DaveKraft400]

Rice basket not rush basket WTF is a rush basket...

[VernePhilleas]

LOL Wait wha twas that ?? Sweet baby moses in "rush" (?) basket?? LOL.

[sootyferrari65]

sweet baby mosis in a rush basket

[ste43]

@leonaxlewisxrox eh, Hello there, I'm not from Northern Ireland. I'm from the Republic.

[Bluie127]

"I'd put anything in my mouth!" XD

[aymthebest]

@Bluie127 Exce.... *looks at Jon and smiles*

[houmam52823]

Could somebody tell me the words that Jonathan said @ 5:00?

It seems so funny, but I can't work it out!

[AMDfanb0y]

What's better is Jonathan Ross's interview on Top Gear.

[b82b14]

JEZZZA 10 starts out of 5. I hate Jonathan Ross though. Such a douche

[privatealpha]

Fuck yea, pimp my ride Clarkson style

[xo4ty]

FIVE STARS. Jeremy is THE BEST!!!!

[Tennantgirl15]

his hair lol

[lucrativeelfmongrel]

innit lol

[info2k8]

AD/DC

[bkakaak47]

Clarkson is Legendary

[xboxspartin175]

agrreed

[mrosen369]

jonathin woss

[Gissedk]

love the hair  LOOOL !

[kartchamp1]

accidently rated the video 1 start when i was going to press the play button. woops. Clarkson is brilliant

[shinhawk]

He didn't mention how James May ate that shark while Gordon Ramsay couldn't.

[huskobusko]

does anybody know what couch (sofa) that is that jeremy is sitting on?

[emmapeanut]

me too. if you are talking about yourself.

clarkson rules. nuff said.

[comets00]

im sure if you read my comment that im not talking about myself, surely u cant be that stupid!!!

[emmapeanut]

@comets00

beleive me, i can.

[GarryJones61]

But Ireland is in the "British Isles" and some people often refer to Irish people as Brits.

[ste43]

Will you stop for fuck sake, no one ever calls Irish people brits and if they do then they're idiots. And they arent called the British Isles in Ireland. I looked in your profile and I have to say I'm shocked if you are actually Swedish, usually people from there are pretty smart I was honestly positive you were English or American.

[Frenchdayz]

I can understand someone making a mistake with Northern Ireland but come on. I have been to many places in Europe and have found the level of knowledge Europeans have of neighbouring smaller countries to be shockingly poor ! Compared to Irelands knowledge of the "bigger" countries

[etocadet]

britain is scotland england and wales one island the UK is G.B and northern ireland british people live in britain not the british isles

[ste43]

100% correct.

[GarryJones61]

Ireland IS IN the Britisl Isles.

"The British Isles are a group of islands off the northwest coast of continental Europe that include Great Britain, Ireland and over six-thousand smaller islands. There are two sovereign states located on the islands: the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and Ireland." Source:WIKI. I am from the UK. I live in Sweden. Some people here often make the mistake of calling Irish Brits. (Wrongly of course, but hey, don't shoot the messenger!).

[ste43]

''The Government of Ireland discourages its use,[13][14] and in relations with the United Kingdom the words "these islands" are used.[15][16] Although still used as a geographic term, the controversy means that alternative terms such as "Britain and Ireland" are increasingly preferred.[17][18''

So I reject that, Ireland isn't in Britain and the republic isn't in the UK so dont fuckin say it's in the British Isles just cuz that's what teh British use .

[GarryJones61]

It is still a geographical term. Ireland is not part of the UK, but Ireland is in (geographically speaking) in the British Isles. I correct Swedes who think that the Irish are Brits and that we are all United under one flag. I was merely given a hint at why someone could think that Keating was English. Its a common misconception, and yes I will continue to correct and explain the differences in these terms to all foreigners. Its important to all of us that people understand the differences.

[ste43]

here look, I'm not having a go at you, thanks dfor the respectful reply, it just annoys me the way people disregard what Irish people say, that British Isles thing bugs me and because of that people don't know Ireland is it's own country, and a good country at that.

I suppose because we have English as first language that's probably why but Irish are very different people with diffferent culture etc.

[streetfighter2hd]

The chinese and the Spanish are very different people with a different culture. The English and Irish have their differences, but on the scale of other countries, they're exactly the fucking same.

[ste43]

lol thats the worst point I've seen anyone make. no they aren't the same, just because we speak the same language? so are you the same as Australians or Americans? if anyone thinks we're the same then they're stupid or ignorant, its one or the other. there's a big difference between Ireland aand England, I've been in England loads of times and I see it for myself. just because we speak English doesnt make us similar, no way.

[CikiTuzas]

@ste43 well, actually I have to admit wit streetfighter2hd - I don't see much differences between England and Ireland, as I don't see much differences between Spain and Portugal, and between Finland and Norway or Sweden. There are differences between these countries - no doubt about that, but ... well...to me these countries are in some way very similar.

[ste43]

we aren't brits simple as and it pisses me off when people call us that, how come they dont call you Irish?

[Frenchdayz]

Thats the biggest load of crap ive heard in a long long time !

[ste43]

sorry I thought you were having a go at me because your comment was was replying to me, you were saying that to the Swede yeah?

[Frenchdayz]

Ye, this can get confusing . . . im on your side so chillax

[ste43]

ah right I misread, I cant believe the ignorance of some people. seriously. why is it smaller nations learn their own history and everyone elses as well? it's very annoying when you see someone write a comment like that.

[stonecoldcrazyjack]

There is no part 2, the last part of this vid is about two minutes.

[23KarlKoch23]

shame you didn't upload the final 2min but cheers for the first 10...

[stonecoldcrazyjack]

That was not the intention to leave out the last two minutes, i wanted to record the whole show but my dvd converter didn't record the last two minutes, so that's the reason.

[ben10Topgear]

part 2 pls

[hanbidge]

Ronan Keating isn't British

[sysiphuscorinth]

Agreed, and neither is Spike, Terry, Gratham etc...