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  • just watched Crank 2. It was like a fucking acid trip

  • I fuckin' LOVE these directors

    especially since they dont give a fuck about what the mainstream audience wants. its about what action movie junkies want. Explosions, Guns, & Titties?

    Count me in for a 3rd

    moar CRANK!!

  • crank movies absolutely rock

  • Все кто прочли это передовайте это послание в 3 клипах!!!!!!!!!

    Или вы умрёте в течении 2 дней

  • communist rolld

  • I guess "dry humour" means nothing to the majority of posters here.

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  • Haha, it seems like he's completely insane but he's trying to hold it inside.

    You'd have to be insane to come up with the stuff that happens in Crank 2. That movie was beyond awesome.

  • great movie

  • the main thing is that the movie is not about the plot, its about this relentless action that goes through the entire movie. Don't take it seriously and magically Crank (1&2) appears to be amazing movie.

  • Whatever you are guessing, you are nowhere near the awesomeness of the plot that it actually has.

  • Well the reality is that people like myself and the director are glad that you like it..

  • oh whatever all you idiots talking about how "cinema has fallen". First of all, great movies are still being made, and second, Crank is intended to be nothing more than a mindless action film. And its fucking awesome! So shut up

  • Everyone shut the fuck up and enjoy Chev Chelios at his best!

    Fucking shit up!

  • FPS DOUG

  • I like that guy's style : he seems very serious about making the best nonsense possible.

  • This guy knows its a load of garbage. Its all about making crap that sells.

  • Its a mutha fuckin kick ass action movie, no more no less.

  • "no more no less"

    Well, i can't disagree with that :)

  • Exactly! Crank is one of the more entertaining movies Ive ever seen.

  • its in my top 5 action movies,and i usually hate action movies,i think i dont even have top 5!normally they dont mean much for me,but i loved the humor of the first ,everything,the way they change to two images(sorry for some crappy english),jason statham rules,i dont know,the movie is a masterpiece in his on way,like you said,entertaining at his best

  • I think they should have said the fall gave him adrenaline the reason why he survived the reasoning could be better. Adrenaline fall makes more sense than luck.

  • Thats what i was thinking

  • and adrenaline makes him more likely to survive a fall....how?

    think before you type

  • or they could just reason that its fuckin Jason Statham. I think that's as good a reason as any.

  • Plot lol (he can regenerate brain cells after a bad fall). Its like making a new rocket for a spaceship and it explodes in space. Weeks later you realize you strap the spaceship to a ICBM. That is pretty much the level american movies are at now.

  • Thats like saying the three stooges is stupid because no one could get hit in the face with a hammer without getting hurt. Using this movie to illistrate the decline in american cinema is wrong. You are an idiot. Why not cite how improbable it is that he kept his adrenaline up in the last movie? Or that police officers didn't catch him? Grow up.

  • cheezy name..

    high voltage....

  • lmao oh u gotta love crank

  • ha..he has trouble keeping a str8 face explaining the plot. Oh, how film has fallen.

  • 1:40 is the best part of this video. Daaamn.

  • agreed

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • why taike out rage but i guess more movie it better be good

  • believe it or not i actually thought there was going to be a sequel after he falls, hits the car, and blinks at the end lol

  • i did too. my dad kept sayin "no hes dead no way!" i said yeah u can hear the heart beat and he blinks. my explanation was because he took all the drugz!

  • YAY crank 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sounds like an Iron Man part 2!

  • LOL HAHAH! xD

  • god that movie looks sooo sick!

    and that interviewer was cute!

  • who the fuck cares if the plot the plot sucks it all about the action babyyyyy

  • Exactly. You sit down, turn your brain off, and enjoy the show. =]

  • I have always said that. This is one of those films.

  • the plot obviously sucks ut the movie still looks badass and im going to see it

  • HAHAHAHA what a bullshit story line...

    crank 3: high shit xD

  • "I was told that he died"

    This is incredible. Never seen such a wry sense of humor. It's like he's making fun of the interviewers...but...that's just it lol

    I'm so gonna watch this movie.

  • you know it was just yesterday that i fell from a helicopter, hurled to the earth for thousands and thousands of feet, and crashed through a vehicle. but you know i tried to call my girlfriend on the way down and i couldnt hear her from the wind blowing past my face. but hey its ok cuz i was hopped up on mountain dew and somehow i lived.

  • dude, me too

  • may i suck your wiener?

  • U SUCK.

  • such a buuuuuuuuuuuullshit "What makes you think he died?" Come on bro!

    But I'll watch the second one anyway

  • in 1 he had a bad acid trip and now starts the real story ;D

  • I love how he's like oh fuck no I'm not telling you the plot of crank 2 and then immediately does the opposite.

  • Almost never happens...IT NEVER HAPPENS!!!

  • This guy reminds me of Will Ferrell.

  • I love these movies but Mr. Director is a little full of himself..

  • You actually think crank would be directed by a sane person?

  • because after he fell he landed in front of the camera and blinked

  • yes i know he blinked bro.

    but damn !!!!!!! HE FELL FROM AN HELICOPTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DAMN ! all his bones are broken and shit but ok

    lets wait the 2nd one

  • yea,let's see how Chev comes back!(1st movie was very good)

  • there was me thinking that it was gunna be a prequel...

  • wow that sounds so restrictive. In crank 1 he could do almost ANYTHING to stay alive. In this one it just seems like he can only zap himself. Oh well, I'll only see it for statham

  • if a guy who fell from an HELICOPTER DID NOT DIE , I dunno ... maybe he was using an invincible cheat or something.

    Whe sound like a jerk

  • there is a 1 in a billion chance that someone can survive something like that looks like he is the 1 but all or most of his bones would of been broken.

  • the fall gave him enough adrenline to survive

  • awsome

  • Can'tFUCKINGwait:)

  • well the blink could be from shock or something like that but you hear his heart beat like two or three times after he lands

  • some people really are stupid! hes obvs joking! like hes gona ruin the 1st film by makeing a 2nd when he has'a wireless heart' think about it

  • umm... there is a second movie coming out no freaking joke.

  • no hes not, the news is all out there. they've done many interviews.

  • aha ur a fukin idiot

  • LOL!!! Are you really that naive?!

  • Maybe coz he was high on adrenaline it kept his heart going, plus who cares anyway. It dosen't matter if they have to stick his head back on with fishing wire, crank was good crank 2 will be good also. Now stfu.

  • The reason i think he didnt break any bones is because before he fell out of the helicopter they injected the poison in him again which probably put an effect through his body making his bone indestructible.

  • yeah you're probably right mate.

  • Either that, or because when he fell he landed on a car which absorbed most of the shock causing his bones not to crush his internal organs.

  • hey, keanu reeves survived in point break, and arnold did in eraser so take that. lol i can't wait for this movie

  • i know someone that fell out of a plane and lived her name is peggy hill. lol

  • Jason rocks guys

  • in the end of crank 1 he blinks his eye

  • He is clearly joking! The two directors deadpan everything, especially the absurd, in every interview they do. Their sarcasm drips from the pages of their screenplays.

  • You can tell even this guy thinks the premise is retarded as he looks embarrassed even saying it. I don't mind that movies like this exist but they certainly aren't to be taken so seriously.

  • In crank 1 after he hits the car and lands on the ground his heart is still beating so that means hes still alive.

  • ...so, if i jump out of a plane, crash, bounce really high, crash again, i could still live...not even a broken back...love how movies can do shit like that.

  • Crank was awesome as a standalone movie. This premise sounds idiotic.

  • haha yeah i bet in the movie since he landed on that car they will say the shocks and springs of the car took most of the impact, lmfao i bet

  • he didnt land on a car, n da director looked like he was joking

  • yah forget wat i said about da car u were right

  • im under the impression that he had just smoked crack in the bathroom...... idk y...

  • your a dumbass, i dunno if ur saying crank 1 was a straight to dvd or it shoulda been, but it wasnt, i saw it in theaters and it kicked(s) ass

  • what a douche

  • should have watch the 1st movie when you hear his heart beat duh

  • damn that girl was smoking at the end

    couldnt they have just kept the camera on her while he talked??

  • The director sure comes off like a total jerk.

  • I remember watching a movie as a kid, it was based on a true story, about a woman who survived falling out of a plane.. she landed in some jungle, trees broke her fall. But then she had to survive the jungle, there were icky things like maggots in her leg wound... that's all I remember, it was a very long time ago.

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