especially since they dont give a fuck about what the mainstream audience wants. its about what action movie junkies want. Explosions, Guns, & Titties?
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the main thing is that the movie is not about the plot, its about this relentless action that goes through the entire movie. Don't take it seriously and magically Crank (1&2) appears to be amazing movie.
oh whatever all you idiots talking about how "cinema has fallen". First of all, great movies are still being made, and second, Crank is intended to be nothing more than a mindless action film. And its fucking awesome! So shut up
its in my top 5 action movies,and i usually hate action movies,i think i dont even have top 5!normally they dont mean much for me,but i loved the humor of the first ,everything,the way they change to two images(sorry for some crappy english),jason statham rules,i dont know,the movie is a masterpiece in his on way,like you said,entertaining at his best
I think they should have said the fall gave him adrenaline the reason why he survived the reasoning could be better. Adrenaline fall makes more sense than luck.
Plot lol (he can regenerate brain cells after a bad fall). Its like making a new rocket for a spaceship and it explodes in space. Weeks later you realize you strap the spaceship to a ICBM. That is pretty much the level american movies are at now.
Thats like saying the three stooges is stupid because no one could get hit in the face with a hammer without getting hurt. Using this movie to illistrate the decline in american cinema is wrong. You are an idiot. Why not cite how improbable it is that he kept his adrenaline up in the last movie? Or that police officers didn't catch him? Grow up.
i did too. my dad kept sayin "no hes dead no way!" i said yeah u can hear the heart beat and he blinks. my explanation was because he took all the drugz!
you know it was just yesterday that i fell from a helicopter, hurled to the earth for thousands and thousands of feet, and crashed through a vehicle. but you know i tried to call my girlfriend on the way down and i couldnt hear her from the wind blowing past my face. but hey its ok cuz i was hopped up on mountain dew and somehow i lived.
wow that sounds so restrictive. In crank 1 he could do almost ANYTHING to stay alive. In this one it just seems like he can only zap himself. Oh well, I'll only see it for statham
there is a 1 in a billion chance that someone can survive something like that looks like he is the 1 but all or most of his bones would of been broken.
Maybe coz he was high on adrenaline it kept his heart going, plus who cares anyway. It dosen't matter if they have to stick his head back on with fishing wire, crank was good crank 2 will be good also. Now stfu.
The reason i think he didnt break any bones is because before he fell out of the helicopter they injected the poison in him again which probably put an effect through his body making his bone indestructible.
He is clearly joking! The two directors deadpan everything, especially the absurd, in every interview they do. Their sarcasm drips from the pages of their screenplays.
You can tell even this guy thinks the premise is retarded as he looks embarrassed even saying it. I don't mind that movies like this exist but they certainly aren't to be taken so seriously.
...so, if i jump out of a plane, crash, bounce really high, crash again, i could still live...not even a broken back...love how movies can do shit like that.
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The director does come off as an ass but on the imdb profile for this it says:
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Amy smart is coming back and a few good actors for a decent cast.
Crank 1 wasnt, that good. It was okay. This seems the same too me, DVD movie to me, like Crank 1.
I remember watching a movie as a kid, it was based on a true story, about a woman who survived falling out of a plane.. she landed in some jungle, trees broke her fall. But then she had to survive the jungle, there were icky things like maggots in her leg wound... that's all I remember, it was a very long time ago.
just watched Crank 2. It was like a fucking acid trip
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I fuckin' LOVE these directors
especially since they dont give a fuck about what the mainstream audience wants. its about what action movie junkies want. Explosions, Guns, & Titties?
Count me in for a 3rd
moar CRANK!!
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melloXmattxdeathnote 2 years ago
Haha, it seems like he's completely insane but he's trying to hold it inside.
You'd have to be insane to come up with the stuff that happens in Crank 2. That movie was beyond awesome.
kungfooligan 2 years ago
great movie
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a guy fells from a god damn hellicopter and survives... no need to watch movie, i allready guess what a ridiculous plot it has.
magomedudlol 2 years ago
the main thing is that the movie is not about the plot, its about this relentless action that goes through the entire movie. Don't take it seriously and magically Crank (1&2) appears to be amazing movie.
quin89szatan 2 years ago 5
Whatever you are guessing, you are nowhere near the awesomeness of the plot that it actually has.
BlazingOwnager 2 years ago
Well the reality is that people like myself and the director are glad that you like it..
DonJuanDeMarco2 2 years ago
oh whatever all you idiots talking about how "cinema has fallen". First of all, great movies are still being made, and second, Crank is intended to be nothing more than a mindless action film. And its fucking awesome! So shut up
koalanirvana 2 years ago 5
Everyone shut the fuck up and enjoy Chev Chelios at his best!
Fucking shit up!
sexychica0258 2 years ago
FPS DOUG
thomastw374 2 years ago
I like that guy's style : he seems very serious about making the best nonsense possible.
PurushaDesa 2 years ago
This guy knows its a load of garbage. Its all about making crap that sells.
DonJuanDeMarco2 2 years ago
Its a mutha fuckin kick ass action movie, no more no less.
Damian2354 2 years ago 5
"no more no less"
Well, i can't disagree with that :)
DonJuanDeMarco2 2 years ago
Exactly! Crank is one of the more entertaining movies Ive ever seen.
claudiamegustas 2 years ago 7
its in my top 5 action movies,and i usually hate action movies,i think i dont even have top 5!normally they dont mean much for me,but i loved the humor of the first ,everything,the way they change to two images(sorry for some crappy english),jason statham rules,i dont know,the movie is a masterpiece in his on way,like you said,entertaining at his best
rochedoxxx 2 years ago
I think they should have said the fall gave him adrenaline the reason why he survived the reasoning could be better. Adrenaline fall makes more sense than luck.
K2Realist 2 years ago
Thats what i was thinking
HypaKidd121 2 years ago
and adrenaline makes him more likely to survive a fall....how?
think before you type
TheHairyGeek 2 years ago
or they could just reason that its fuckin Jason Statham. I think that's as good a reason as any.
koalanirvana 2 years ago
Plot lol (he can regenerate brain cells after a bad fall). Its like making a new rocket for a spaceship and it explodes in space. Weeks later you realize you strap the spaceship to a ICBM. That is pretty much the level american movies are at now.
can06 2 years ago
Thats like saying the three stooges is stupid because no one could get hit in the face with a hammer without getting hurt. Using this movie to illistrate the decline in american cinema is wrong. You are an idiot. Why not cite how improbable it is that he kept his adrenaline up in the last movie? Or that police officers didn't catch him? Grow up.
phon37 2 years ago 4
cheezy name..
high voltage....
ispyder9 2 years ago
lmao oh u gotta love crank
ancxxxsold13r 2 years ago
ha..he has trouble keeping a str8 face explaining the plot. Oh, how film has fallen.
seen81 2 years ago
1:40 is the best part of this video. Daaamn.
Ubernaut 2 years ago 2
agreed
robass5 2 years ago
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thegodlike1988 2 years ago
why taike out rage but i guess more movie it better be good
animeupdated 2 years ago
believe it or not i actually thought there was going to be a sequel after he falls, hits the car, and blinks at the end lol
ktownhero1991 2 years ago 2
i did too. my dad kept sayin "no hes dead no way!" i said yeah u can hear the heart beat and he blinks. my explanation was because he took all the drugz!
WutsUpBitchez 2 years ago
YAY crank 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
mangasindre 2 years ago
sounds like an Iron Man part 2!
chosenone321 3 years ago
LOL HAHAH! xD
burntomato 3 years ago
god that movie looks sooo sick!
and that interviewer was cute!
haunch1 3 years ago 4
who the fuck cares if the plot the plot sucks it all about the action babyyyyy
upyurs521 3 years ago 9
Exactly. You sit down, turn your brain off, and enjoy the show. =]
Ubernaut 2 years ago
I have always said that. This is one of those films.
TheSkunkrocker 2 years ago
the plot obviously sucks ut the movie still looks badass and im going to see it
sharinganZERO23 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA what a bullshit story line...
crank 3: high shit xD
vickman2k5 3 years ago
"I was told that he died"
This is incredible. Never seen such a wry sense of humor. It's like he's making fun of the interviewers...but...that's just it lol
I'm so gonna watch this movie.
haemonculi 3 years ago 4
you know it was just yesterday that i fell from a helicopter, hurled to the earth for thousands and thousands of feet, and crashed through a vehicle. but you know i tried to call my girlfriend on the way down and i couldnt hear her from the wind blowing past my face. but hey its ok cuz i was hopped up on mountain dew and somehow i lived.
IronClown0 3 years ago 3
dude, me too
moneymanrulesall 3 years ago
may i suck your wiener?
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The movie sounds like a pile of shit!
kyleandrewarcher 3 years ago
U SUCK.
GuyFace22tots 3 years ago 3
such a buuuuuuuuuuuullshit "What makes you think he died?" Come on bro!
But I'll watch the second one anyway
cumlikator 3 years ago
in 1 he had a bad acid trip and now starts the real story ;D
Yekex 3 years ago
I love how he's like oh fuck no I'm not telling you the plot of crank 2 and then immediately does the opposite.
PhoenixDrummer113 3 years ago
Almost never happens...IT NEVER HAPPENS!!!
IndieMovieChannel 3 years ago
This guy reminds me of Will Ferrell.
Melbachiever 3 years ago
I love these movies but Mr. Director is a little full of himself..
bikinimaniac 3 years ago
You actually think crank would be directed by a sane person?
LickMyLama 3 years ago 3
because after he fell he landed in front of the camera and blinked
CodyPeek15 3 years ago 3
yes i know he blinked bro.
but damn !!!!!!! HE FELL FROM AN HELICOPTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN ! all his bones are broken and shit but ok
lets wait the 2nd one
thesignals 3 years ago
yea,let's see how Chev comes back!(1st movie was very good)
pedroaugustorabelo 3 years ago
there was me thinking that it was gunna be a prequel...
Deadman667 3 years ago
wow that sounds so restrictive. In crank 1 he could do almost ANYTHING to stay alive. In this one it just seems like he can only zap himself. Oh well, I'll only see it for statham
welshy238 3 years ago
if a guy who fell from an HELICOPTER DID NOT DIE , I dunno ... maybe he was using an invincible cheat or something.
Whe sound like a jerk
thesignals 3 years ago
there is a 1 in a billion chance that someone can survive something like that looks like he is the 1 but all or most of his bones would of been broken.
nuthouseproductz 3 years ago 2
the fall gave him enough adrenline to survive
AkoHaxx 3 years ago
awsome
tohotxox 3 years ago
Can'tFUCKINGwait:)
cAv3mann69 3 years ago
well the blink could be from shock or something like that but you hear his heart beat like two or three times after he lands
Trireme89 3 years ago
some people really are stupid! hes obvs joking! like hes gona ruin the 1st film by makeing a 2nd when he has'a wireless heart' think about it
rob669922 3 years ago
umm... there is a second movie coming out no freaking joke.
Sweetp000433 3 years ago 4
no hes not, the news is all out there. they've done many interviews.
aleks8825 3 years ago
aha ur a fukin idiot
catch496909 3 years ago
LOL!!! Are you really that naive?!
KevinTufo 3 years ago
Maybe coz he was high on adrenaline it kept his heart going, plus who cares anyway. It dosen't matter if they have to stick his head back on with fishing wire, crank was good crank 2 will be good also. Now stfu.
pandaemonean 3 years ago 2
The reason i think he didnt break any bones is because before he fell out of the helicopter they injected the poison in him again which probably put an effect through his body making his bone indestructible.
alexzorbas 3 years ago
yeah you're probably right mate.
TheGafferLive 3 years ago
Either that, or because when he fell he landed on a car which absorbed most of the shock causing his bones not to crush his internal organs.
playerbnny 3 years ago
hey, keanu reeves survived in point break, and arnold did in eraser so take that. lol i can't wait for this movie
pimpprimetime21 3 years ago
i know someone that fell out of a plane and lived her name is peggy hill. lol
XPSYCH03 3 years ago 5
Jason rocks guys
king8616 3 years ago
in the end of crank 1 he blinks his eye
mattsuperfreak 3 years ago
He is clearly joking! The two directors deadpan everything, especially the absurd, in every interview they do. Their sarcasm drips from the pages of their screenplays.
weaponsinthesea 3 years ago
You can tell even this guy thinks the premise is retarded as he looks embarrassed even saying it. I don't mind that movies like this exist but they certainly aren't to be taken so seriously.
ShadowXOR 3 years ago
In crank 1 after he hits the car and lands on the ground his heart is still beating so that means hes still alive.
ValdezN83 3 years ago 5
...so, if i jump out of a plane, crash, bounce really high, crash again, i could still live...not even a broken back...love how movies can do shit like that.
FadingRain 3 years ago 3
Crank was awesome as a standalone movie. This premise sounds idiotic.
Oreichalcos 3 years ago
haha yeah i bet in the movie since he landed on that car they will say the shocks and springs of the car took most of the impact, lmfao i bet
Goratory666 3 years ago
he didnt land on a car, n da director looked like he was joking
slyfox411 3 years ago
yah forget wat i said about da car u were right
slyfox411 3 years ago
im under the impression that he had just smoked crack in the bathroom...... idk y...
BlottedPsychosis 3 years ago
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The director does come off as an ass but on the imdb profile for this it says:
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Amy smart is coming back and a few good actors for a decent cast.
Crank 1 wasnt, that good. It was okay. This seems the same too me, DVD movie to me, like Crank 1.
SumSouljah 3 years ago
your a dumbass, i dunno if ur saying crank 1 was a straight to dvd or it shoulda been, but it wasnt, i saw it in theaters and it kicked(s) ass
donovanwilder 3 years ago 3
what a douche
robcrob 3 years ago
should have watch the 1st movie when you hear his heart beat duh
jonnyHwood 3 years ago
damn that girl was smoking at the end
couldnt they have just kept the camera on her while he talked??
AIPkhmara 3 years ago 4
The director sure comes off like a total jerk.
z0ltarr 3 years ago 4
I remember watching a movie as a kid, it was based on a true story, about a woman who survived falling out of a plane.. she landed in some jungle, trees broke her fall. But then she had to survive the jungle, there were icky things like maggots in her leg wound... that's all I remember, it was a very long time ago.
foxsyd 3 years ago