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  • "itchy down there" haha that slut should know shes probably had her fair share of STD infested cocks rammed into her cunt and mouth. Bitch will probably die of aids

  • Idiots who stay with cheating assholes make the rest of us women look bad..

  • He's actually on to something! You'll get more tail if your lie about your income, lie about your job, fake who you are, and what ever it takes to get her into bed with you! Remember this is a mans world and a smart guy like him wouldn't let something small(woman) step all over him!!

  • He cant use absolutes. Im not like that; I am a guy. He cannot speak for all men or women and throw us into the same category. Hes obviously missing a few nuts and bolts.

  • I nearly shat a brick when I saw Dick WITHOUT HIS SUNGLASSES.

  • Feminists are like extreme muslims..

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  • @drumzwizard word!!

  • Dick for president?

  • Oh Tyra how I love thee!!! = d

  • That guy probably should kill himself

  • Dick Masterson speaks the truth

    Dick Masterson RULES !

  • that white lady is dumb as fuck

  • this guy is the shit.

  • i think dick is just really against BITCHES!...not all women lol

  • I'm so glad I'm a man.

  • Most women's are gold diggers they set thier self up ! When a smart man is your a gold bigger then he will start his games to !

  • I sat in a hospital waiting room today when this whore and her hot-headed boyfriend walked in. Clearly, from several rows down, I could hear the prick cussing out his girlfriend in public because she'd evidently pissed him off. It dawned on me that she chose him willingly. She CHOSE to be treated like dog shit in public. Women have no sense of judgment/reason whatsoever. To think we let these things DRIVE.

  • Can anyone tell me what the women were saying? I wasn't listening

  • @xtyleradx

    Don't worry it wasn't anything important.

  • 175 people who disliked this were obviously women

  • @xtyleradx They have computer in the kitchen these days?

  • Don't feed the troll!!

  • oh shit my mom came into my room and I had to turn the volume down.

  • dick much better looking than ahmed, so shut up, nothing she was saying made sense anyway

  • @DisgorgedCorpse lol your defending yourself? you started this and you said women make fun of your genitalia so calling you fucking stupid and a dipshit dosent make me a hypocrite, dipshit.

  • Regardless of what you think of women or not, we all agree on one thing: The Tyra banks show, is pretty fucking horrible.

  • @DisgorgedCorpse your so fucking stupid can you read at all? your the one who said women make fun of men by calling them dicks and you call women cunts so your a hypocrite dipshit.

  • hahahah this guys not going to get layed after this stupid dick

  • @DisgorgedCorpse its not trolling ill have to simplify it for you, think about what you say before you make your self look like even more of an idiot then you already are. K calm down ;)

  • a one of great men in this world.

  • lol this guy thinks hes so smart, hes a dumb ass dickhole. xD

  • intuition hahahaha once again women think insulting the man sack region is insulting. What a bunch of stupid cunts.". Women like assholes gents pump n dump.

  • @DisgorgedCorpse lmfao u retarded hypocrite you just called her a cunt

  • @OmgAKittyy stfu bitch cunt and get back in the kitchen you fucking sack of flesh.

  • I agree with dick masterson

  • What Tyra Banks did at the start just exactly proves what all women are like, sluts. She got horny by just saying 'dick', that she had to say it several times.

  • Dick Masterson is one of my idols,but of course my main one is Tom Leykis.Thank god for real men like Tom Leykis!

  • Women always feel as if they are allowed to act like bitches around men because they are women and they feel they are better. Honestly, there is nothing I find funnier than when one of the women on the show makes some comment towards dick and all the other women in the crowd are like "Amen sister" then he shuts them up with one logical comment. Women are illogical because they think with emotion not rationality. That would be Psych 101.

  • his name is 'dick' well his name says it all.

  • Dick Masterson is such a boss

  • I love how that uppity broad uses the word "delegate", when she clearly does not know what it means. Dick owns these bitches.

  • @DisgorgedCorpse and no, nobody said women should be allowed to talk shit, unless you deserve it which most humans do at one time or another, male or female. as a woman I can't stand women who want that, especially if they think they can just start beating the shit out of guys because they can't hit them back. shit like that just enforces stereotypes that women are ~weak and delicate little flowers~ when in reality we are only slightly physically weaker than men as a whole.

  • @DisgorgedCorpse dick is not ~standing up for himself~. nobody is abusing him. he is the one disrespecting others and acting like shit. maybe in the past he had encounters with women that were bitches but that doesn't give him the right to take out his butthurt on all women. a real man has respect for others regardless of something as stupid as gender race sexuality etc.

  • @DisgorgedCorpse the fact that tyra has dumb asses on her show doesn't make this scumbag any less stupid. and no, he is NOT a "real man". a real man knows respect and this piece of shit doesn't.

  • LOL. No need to categorize all men and women.

  • K even the guy in the blue shirt knows he's right. He just re worded it.

  • when the women started talking, i totally became a dick supporter.

  • the way she says DICK is so fucking hot....makes me hard as hell lol

  • The women are looking real dumb in this show.

  • Bunch of fucking cartoon characters.

  • those other guys up their are gay. Dick is the only real man up there with the balls to speak his mind.

  • They chroma key'd them out of the kitchen.

  • This made me want to be a womaniser

  • from the minute i saw the title to this video Dick Masterson on the Tyra Banks show, i sprung the biggest awesomeness boner and clicked it tyra is taking this ass apart

  • @nucleardude11 the only person that gets their ass apart is tyra

  • This guys a jackass

  • I love that girl who told him off at the end. She's so right. I doubt Dick's ever dated anyone. What woman would want to, honestly.

  • @Emjlje Woman detected.

  • Why is she talking about "something itchy down there?" I mean, this guy may be right ro wrong but at least he's simply giving his opinion. This girl seems to be acting childish.

  • Dick for president, Tyra for assbeating.

  • i am not a lesbian, but i do hate men. they have given me no reason to be fond of them.

  • @akahina666 You sound like a complete bitch.

  • @MsMarc1234 and you sound like a complete dumbass. thanks for your opinion dumbass.

  • @akahina666 Thank YOU for proving my point.

  • @MsMarc1234 no no, thankYOU for proving my point that you are a troll by just saying i am a bitch when you don't even know me, and not saying anything that is related to my original post.

  • @akahina666 I know enough about by reading your original post.

  • @akahina666 wow you're a hypocrite. you're no better than dick! just as this retard is butthurt by his own bad experiences with women, you use your personal experience to lump an entire gender into one group. you may have had bad luck with men but that doesn't make them all the same. don't stoop down to his level.

  • Just a quick note The two other guys have woman but he doesn't and he never answered if he ever been on a date with a woman..Just say he is a pretty big troll

  • He is the master of dicks....

  • @Skydivingkittens you made him sound really gay by saying that.

  • women are so stupid, youll never hear them say, ''hmm yeh thats a good point'' or actually think about what the man is saying, theyll just turn it into an argument and try to emasculate the man (which is what we saw here). Women do NOT know how to say they are wrong thats why theres no point arguing with one. Men use logic, women use emotion.

  • @50ztej dam right man.. you speak the truth :)

  • @50ztej unless you argue with bullets.

  • @50ztej Oh, it happens. But men don't like us because they prefer the pretty, non-threatening, air headed types. They'd RATHER hear responses similar to Tyra's. My androgynous personality has NEVER been appreciated by men.

  • @TheNilesEdge I've had significant difficulty finding a woman who wasn't judgmental and superficial. Haven't found one yet. That doesn't mean I think dick is entirely correct, but he is semi-correct in evolutionary terms, albeit crude and demeaning.

  • I always wonder why women need to have a whole story about defending themselves. While men just say nope.

  • its so true, like everything they do to try and contradict what he says just supports his claims, look at all those women that felt like they had to say oooh at the same time, thats not very independent, just a lame excuss for a bunch of hens cluckin in up.Woman always try to stop it but its so true in every way, this guys so smart too he knows not to completely flip out on the girl because it wouldn't matter the woman just would not shut up until he stopped saying what she didn't want to here

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  • I must not be a woman then! I've never found it to be attractive in a man when he acts "unatainable". I rather think it's a bit funny, so I laugh and move on with my life. Seriously...

  • If my mom heard me say any of the stuff he says, I'd be dead already

  • @brainblast4207 is a sissy mommies boy.

  • @chzwiz007 No, its just that my mother raised me better than this and to be careful with whom I'm talking to and what I'm talking about. It's called respect.

  • This guy is so right about how whores have been faking commitment to men since, well, humans showed up. Then they complain that men are too unwilling to commit. The only "commitment" they want is commitment to men's bank accounts. And he's also right about how being unattainable just drives whores wild. Whores don't give two shits about commitment.

  • Joining us now is "Dick", let me say that again, joining us now is "D I C K".

    Classic self pwning.

  • He is extremely unintelligent....

  • Women love Man Haters - dont know why, but they do

    

  • What a troll. Lol. I find him to be very amusing.

  • The tall muscular black one gets away with it because he sugarcoats it with a cherry on top. But dick masterson isn't "that cute to be saying it" so he is not preferred because he is straight to the point and not as good looking. This is a perfect example of how woman just need everything packaged nice and neatly. It's all just about making them feel a certain way. They need that escapism.

  • @shamelessfootfucker amen! lol funny thing is when i treated women with respect i got zero chance. but after studying the ways of dick i now get more women just by lying and treating them like shit that are unworthy to me smh even that makes 0 fucking sense but the more sense=less pussy. just study women to better manipulate them heck$ they do it too$, crazy hoes.

  • So he's just some idiot who watched too much It's Always Sunny and wants to be Dennis. Lol why would anyone take this jabroni seriously? 

  • @TheStonedBitch Hey bitch remember me? You mad?

  • @TheStonedBitch Yoy just said "jabroni", who the fuck would take you seriously?LOL

  • "you'r not that cute be saying this" hah. so if he was brad pit he would be aloud to say it. She has just revealed the typical subjectivity of a woman.

  • "Frailty thy name is woman". Woman are emotional and social crack addicts, they need all these emotional things to live and they feel if they don't get them they'll die or something,its why there those stupid happy feet movies and all that crap, kids are female until puberty. women just can't handle doing their own things, having their own opinions, you'll never find a girl who will hide who she really is so she can keep her own opinions they'll always just fall into some form of group,pathetic

  • @shamelessfootfucker but he is better looking than brad pitt

  • I love how this guy is the biggest IRL troll there is.

  • A man's goal in life is sex. A woman's goal in life is security. Woman tend to take it as an insult, due to theire extra sensitivity, that a man would just want them as an object of affection, even though that is generally the extent of what they are capable of.. Affection is enouph for men, but it seems for woman nothing is ever enouph. The trick if youre a man is to make them FEEL as if they are more than just that, or you give them what the subcounciously craves: DOMINANCE

  • LOL woman talks about self respect and "letting" the guy treat her like that and look whose arm she has around her!!!!!! hypocritic bitch!!

  • I'm a woman, not afraid to say it but I see the value in both genders. As much as it sickens me to hear this man talk down about women in this manner, he is entitled to his own opinion. I will say I'm lucky to have a man who actually sees my value as a person... not just a woman. You can't stop hate.... as the saying goes... haters gonna hate...

  • @Demyxsbabe2 You better be typing this from the kitchen, cunt.

  • He reminds me of Will Kirby.

  • women can only seduce or play men who are weak are male bitches.

  • This man just upped my confidence. I love him, no homo.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 Please shut ur stupid mouth your humiliating all of the women you dumb piece of horse shit its funny how what that guy said really came true about you not shutting the fuck up, please go back to the kitchen and if you are in the kitchen please go cook something or make a sandwich

  • @iCumOnUrMomsFace do you think you're the first faggot to use that outdated "make me a sammich!!!11" joke? either say something useful or shut up.

  • HURR DURR

    WOMEN ARE USELESS, I MEAN THEY DIDN'T GIVE US LIFE OR ANYTHING DERP

  • most of these retards agreeing with this pathetic excuse for a man and saying how "useless" women are would probably die if they didn't have their mommy holding their hand and doing everything for them.

    men are better than women? is that why practically all rapists, pedophiles & child abusers, murderers, serial killers, animal abusers and other criminals are men?

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 its also the reason why men have created modern civilization while women do nothing but nag about rights they were too stupid to obtain from the get go.... u mad?

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 "You're the only one posting bullshit and getting butthurt." Is that why you just pulled the "Most rapists and pedophiles are men" fact right out of your ass? If you have proof of this, then please for the love of god post it. Other than that, I'm guessing you got this "fact" from watching TV and seeing that most crime shows involve men, which is only because if they included a show about a woman who murdered someone, nearly every woman around the world would have a shit fit.

  • @laddie644 1. you're an idiot. there are several shows about women who kill, all watched by women. deadly women, "snapped" which I think is stupid because it makes it sound like women only kill when provoked (it's on oxygen, so usually by a man lol), women who kill, and there are plenty of e hollywood specials about mothers who kill as well as many movies, books, and websites.

  • @laddie644 2. I pulled nothing out of my ass. it's true, and that's just the way it is. look it up yourself, I'm not explaining the obvious to some worthless sexist on the computer. you're just pissed because I brought up the fact that men are not as ~awesome~ as you want to make them seem. neither gender is better than the other, period. they both do the same fucked up and stupid shit.

  • this guy is clearly butthurt. probably got dumped a lot.

    also, he's retarded. as a woman I can say with certainty that most women are indeed fucking stupid, just like most MEN are fucking stupid. have you forgotten what we are? humans, the most useless, destructive and downright RETARDED species in the history of the universe. there are tards in every group.

  • Just like women to make personal attacks when they know the guy is right, even if she doesnt want him his wallet is big enough and he can get numerous women.

  • why do i think that Dick is bi!! i guess Dr. Phill's episode shows so, good man, keep it up.

    one more thing, that girl on the left side of the blue t-shirt guy is smoking, anyone know who is she?? (the black tshirt girt)??

  • Instead of counter Dicks point, she rambles and insults him.

  • @Kenmasterpiece Thats how idiots cope with being wrong all the time.

  • Funny thing is, Dick's still a virgin.

  • @LeJisemika [Citation Needed]

  • how very mature of u tyra 0:19

  • Men treat women the way women allow men to treat them. There is a whole lot to that

  • Calm down, people. It's satire! :)

    

  • That mustache is winning

  • Dislike for the ridiculous editing.

  • I'm not gonna lie , we can sit here all day and argue about men and woman but at the end of the day men can be the laziest shit heads or we can be the next man to do something great in this world, Albert einstein, Marten luther king, Ghandi, Jesus. It just ain't happening with woman you know what I'm saying?

  • @CheaNukka824 that's only because during the time of those people, and during the time of many great inventions any invention/any type of advances made by women were either laughed at or stolen by men. my eyes are about to roll out of my fucking head because of how stupid your statement was.

  • Women NEVER SHUT UP!

    Whenever I want to end an argument I've won with a woman they always have the final word.

    Me: "Quiet. Discussion over, no more words!"

    Woman: "You're outsmarted, huh!"

    Me: STFU!!!!!

    Woman: "No! You know I'm right!"

  • @TensionAirsoft fake and gay, you know damn well you've never met a woman or won an argument.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 I see you're a woman, care to shut your mouth, or continue spewing out mindless comments and get your ass beat.

  • @TensionAirsoft careful, your butthurt is showing. you assume I'm a woman meanwhile you're the one having a shit attack over a youtube comment?

    LOL.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 Getting a shit attack over a youtube comment is what you've demonstrated in your first reply. I like how you're going around the video to everyone with logical FACTS, and returning with garbage that sounds like when a complete retard mashes a keyboard. Thank you for providing me with further proof that a woman never shuts up. And I can guarantee that I know more about this subject than you do. Now run along, follow everything popular with the rest of you sheep.

  • @TensionAirsoft LOL too bad you never stated anything that even resembled a true fact. only retarded generalizations.

    also, I never had a shit attack in any of my comments. unlike you, my comments aren't filled with nonsense, generalizations and butthurt attempts at insults. the fact that you rely so much on these things makes it clear you don't know anything. same thing when you bawww about people being "sheep" because they point out your faults ;)

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 Men are treated better, stronger, more respected in work, CAN DRIVE, don't have pussies that malfunction and bleed constantly, AND KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE HELL UP. And saying I don't know anything justifies my statement of you spewing out irrelevant statements that don't prove your point. Learn to talk you arrogant bitch, maybe people won't look down on you so far. By the way, CheaNukka's comment made perfect sense. My "never shutting up" claim was justified by you by the way.

  • @TensionAirsoft you complain about never shutting up, and then you never shut up. yeahno, doesn't work that way retard. do yourself and the gene pool a favor and kill yourself because you are literally so stupid you don't deserve to live. the way people are treated by society has no relevance to their worth as a person. do you have downs bro? were jews in egypt not people because that's how they were treated? no. you making more generalizations =/= proving any kind of point.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 Mission accomplished, make a woman go ballistic over the internet. I win.

  • @TensionAirsoft lmao if that's what you consider "going ballistic" you must live a very sheltered life. you've been the only one posting bullshit and getting butthurt.

    no, you didn't "win" anything. having a hissy fit and then completely ignoring entire paragraphs of ACTUAL arguments because you have no rebuttal is not "winning". the only thing you've succeeded in doing was making me roll my eyes and lol at your shocking stupidity.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 Point continued: women never shut up. It's now a fact after you just replied. The only shocking stupidity here is yours, where you've denied every cold hard fact smashed in your ugly ass face and instead come back with complete nonsense. Yeah I have won, I made my point clear that women never shut up, and you have proved it by starting a comment war over a simple point that I have carried over here, you proving it along the way. By the way, that is called going ballistic.

  • @TensionAirsoft yeah, no. you started a "comment war" the second you replied (ever so butthurt, might I add) to a simple joke. you too refuse to shut up. you never provided any facts whatsoever. all you've done is made yourself look like a retard, and made it perfectly clear that you feel inadequate because you have a micro-penis and most likely have never seen a vagina in your life. the fact that you describe a period as a "malfunction" makes it perfectly clear you know NOTHING about women.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 It is a malfunction. You really are stupid, you don't even know about your own sex characteristics! Reply to this to provide me with more evidence that woman never shut up.

  • @TensionAirsoft no, retard, a period is not a "malfunction". it is a naturally occurring process and has been happening since women have been on this planet. having a period is completely normal. NOT having a period is unhealthy.

    and no, I won't shut up because it's hilarious watching you try to argue when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about ;)

  • @TensionAirsoft also, the fact that you even think you could effect anybody's life with your little retard outbursts is just downright hilarious. you think so highly of yourself, but you're most likely nothing more than a scumbag who leeches off of society while lazing around your trailer as your work boots collect dust. you'll probably reply to this comment with some bullshit story about how you're a scientist or some shit, but you know it's not true. you'll always be worthless ;)

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 Haha even if you call me worthless, I'm still worth more than you. Now go back to riding shopping carts down the streets of your shitty low class city neighborhood, and screaming like an idiotic bitch in the road. You're nothing more than an arrogant useless pile of shit that sits around accomplishing nothing, rotting in your own filth. You are filth. Go die a miserable painful death you pushed aside trash, because that's the perspective everyone has on here.

  • @TensionAirsoft lrn2insult.

  • @TensionAirsoft by the way, what about your mother? is your mother worthless? do you treat her like a second class citizen? are you butthurt because of her? I guess she didn't give you enough attention when you were younger or something. your parents probably killed themselves the second they realized how pathetic their child is and how little it's done with it's life. your parents, if they haven't an hero'd yet, are probably well on their way to doing so.

  • @TensionAirsoft by the way, have fun trying to beat somebody's ass through youtube. obviously you weren't serious, you just felt the need to try and be an internet tough guy because you're clearly lacking something in your life. self respect? a relationship with a woman who isn't a whore, perhaps? you're probably some skinny faggot that gets bullied by younger kids in school.

    but maybe you should come here and try irl, I could probably beat your ass better than any man could.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the thing mentioned in the video! Beating someone's ass through youtube is simple. Because I do it quite often. Now you have two offers, make me a sandwich and gtfo, or prepare to have your ass beat through youtube comments. Seriously, if anyone were getting bullied in school. Typical woman, can't shut their uncontrollable mouth when it's the right time. Keep replying, it'll prove my point further.

  • @TensionAirsoft yeah, no.

    all you're doing right now is making yourself look like a stupid faggot who 1. has no idea what a joke is and 2. has absolutely no clue what they're talking about. I pray to god that you're a troll, because it just can't be possible to be this fucking stupid.

  • @xx2n23 Or she's turning his own puerile nomenclature and sexual obsessions around on him (a common technique used in debating) to invalidate the sole characteristic that he feels defines his virility. Men like this guy think that the only things that are of regard or importance in this world are their sexual organs, and to malign such a concept would subsequent severe regression from such "men." Oh yeah...nevermind that men are statistically more likely to cheat. =/

  • LOL.

    Yeah, guys, you really ought to take a cue from *this* guy. 

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  • I like the part where, the nigg is all articulate and shit.

  • Did that woman just say intuition? .... sigh.... completely illogical and irrational. When women try to add female "intuition" in their arguments, it really is assumptions and speculation backed up with little to no evidence.

  • its not about being a dick or being nice. you can be a scum bag that no one is attracted to. you can be a good guy that strippers try to change their ways for. be charming, be able to attract, have a life and dont be needy. confidence and sense of humor trumps

  • Tyra Banks has her own show?

    By the woman's "intuition" is not proven in science.So please shut the fuck up about so called sixth sense.You don't have it.It's a myth.

  • 0:20 what is she 12?

  • 2:48 - "I think if a woman wants to believe the bullcrap it's because they want to." Masterful reasoning.

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  • typical, he makes a good argument and the women respond with hostile insults towards his looks

  • i think this guy is a little harsh but there is truth to what he is saying my friends who date lots of women at a time and treat them all shitty.They ussually have women hanging all over them all the time.even fighting over them.Most girls don't want a nice guy.they want guys like this. they wont admit it but we all know its true.of coarse there are exceptions.I think as women get older they get sick of being treated like shit. so they settle for the nice guys they once didnt want

  • hahah that ugly tranny was trying so hard .. she was on his jock.. keep those ugly cunts in check: MANHOOD101. COM

  • I like how that bitch tried to slam Dick's looks because when I first saw her I was trying to decipher if she was a tranny. All that childish, "Oh yeah well you're ugly" trash talk that comes from people who can't argue a valid point. How can she sit there and defend women's strength and selection when she's currently number three of that Black guy's hit list? Sort that out ...bitch.

  • @LordValros no kidding. dick was too nice. he shoulda said "ok number three." it's funny how girls think they can insult men's looks all the time without getting slammed. they're such infants.

  • WHERE ARE THE PHUCKING GLASSES WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU DICK...what have they done

  • he is the greatest troll of all time

  • Every woman's only defense to Dick's plain logic is "you would get shot down" or "you ain't that cute have you even been on a date?". That's like arguing against the law of gravity by saying "I bet you can't even jump"