China's 'biggest and heaviest' space rocket set for launch

[GesandterHollywoods]

Fly baby fly. I hope this is a Chinese EMP to attack USA

[cringlator]

teehee penis

[superotherguy1]

And we're still hitching rides on Russia's rockets XD

[teag0odchapsqmark]

They haven't ever gone this long without launching a manned flight, 2003 - 2005 two years, 2005 - 2008 three years, 2008 - 2012, four years, etc.

[MalyChinese]

VERY VERY FOUND TO BE CHINESE INDEED

[HaroldHoltCantSwim]

"CHINA- WORLD'S FASTEST SUPERCOMPUTER"

(Fine print: Intel inside)

[nioor]

@HaroldHoltCantSwim While I don't condone that guy's ranting, supercomputers require a lot more skill than just throwing a bunch of pre-existing processor cores together.

[HaroldHoltCantSwim]

@nioor

"Super fine print: Nvidia and Mellanox also inside."

[ggssiinngghh]

china made fucking rocket!!.. my fart is best then china made rocket

[zeeyeezone]

@ggssiinngghh your fucking asshole will be incinerated into nano charcoals which can help cut down your bill for fuel - what a way to stay thrifty!

[uuuoii123]

when are they launching it ! date

[zeeyeezone]

@uuuoii123 the mission was completed. The capsule of the spacecraft Shenzhou 8 returned to earth on Nov 18, 2011, while the space station Tiangong I is still orbiting in space expecting another rendezvous and docking maneuver with Shenzhou 9 in 2012. Search the respective names of the spacecraft if you want more detail.

[uuuoii123]

keep rocking china

best wishes from pakistan

[eujeeves]

it sucks how EVERYTHING has to be argued. don't you all get sick and tired of who's right and who's wrong? Just DO like the Chinese they were denied to join the ISS rather than argue they kept their mouth shut made their own rockets and continue on with progress.

[yoman45135]

@eujeeves Why did they get denied to join the ISS?

[eujeeves]

@yoman45135 They denied China the right to join the International Space Station on the fact that they were wary of the Chinese space programs military links.

[yoman45135]

@eujeeves Hmm thats a bit silly I think they would of been a good asset for the ISS program

[eujeeves]

I think it's better this way. Competition drives innovation.

[gnkramal33]

@fastkillmmmm, Looks like you spended at least 10 hours a day, on Youtube every day,I saw your name on 200 Youtube Clips, You really got hooked on the LATEST CHINESE TECHNOLOGY, Why don,t you GOOGLE ( Founder of YOUTUBE,YAHOO and FATHER OF OPTICAL FIBER KAO ) With out that , you might have to , talk to your self in the Basement with a key board. :)))))).

[shieshiaupeng]

美國人都造假，滾蛋美國！

[ayyyhasss]

@shieshiaupeng  κι εγω μαζι σου αδερφε!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skikgda]

对不起，错了，它的中国工厂

[khalllllaaas]

Yes China Yes, You are the the next super power FUCK America, everything so expensive, if any one can full filled dream of ordinary human in space its no else but The Great China -

[littlechineseshrimp]

apolo landing is fake...made in hollywood.....

[MachOverspeedsPlace]

@littlechineseshrimp Then how do you account for the fact that the University of Texas bounces laser beams, virtually every cloudless night they get at the McDonald Observatory, off of specially engineered reflectors carried to the Moon by Apollo 11 astronauts? In so doing they have precisely determined the rate of change in the distance between Earth and Moon.

Yes. The Apollo landings happened. What should be of concern are the persistent rumors of UNREPORTED lunar excursions by the military.

[littlechineseshrimp]

usa first man in nevada dessert...fake landing..fake moon

[vekka220]

yo dawg, i herd u liek rockets, so we put sum rockets on yo rockets so u can rocket while u rocket

[StoreslemLilleslem]

made in china

[stealthpakfa]

@octaquan toy launch pads dont count.

[mercuyve]

We could have easily occupied the whole of japan, but americans beat us before it. When we captured japanese prisoners, we mocked them because of their tiny legs and tiny weenie penis. Japs were like 9 years old children compare to russians

[fastkilmmm]

JAPAN-WORLD'S RICHEST NATION(GDP/KM2)WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

CHINA-FAKEHOLE WITH GDP MAN-MADE,TOP-GUN/50CENT ARMY

J-QUALITY,C-WORKING FOR 2 CENTS FOR JAPANESE

J-ONLY REMAINING EMPIRE,LOWEST CRIME RATE

C-SHITDUMP WORSHIPPING MAO,MURDERER OF 80 MILLION OF HIS OWN SHIT

J-WORLD'S HEALTHIEST NATION,LONGEST AVERAGE LIFE SPAN

C-FULL DISEASE BROTHEL,TINY YEARS LIFE

J-ALL WARS WON(RUSSIA,NANKING,MONGOLIA,WW­1/2ETC

C-ONLY CONQUERED AND ENSLAVED BY ALL NATIONS

J-WORLD'S LARGEST CREDITOR C-CHINGCHONGS

[GuanYu89]

@fastkilmmm What's The Difference between Wimbledon and The Japs? All the crowd in the big courts can survive a wave

how far did the tokyo stock market drop after the earthquake? about twenty feet

Just Opened a New Cafe in Japan. Buisness Started a bit shaky but after that the customers came flooding in

ot stopped in the town today by some Japanese tourists who asked me to take their photo. I said 'Wave' and they all ran like fuck

[fastkilmmm]

@GuanYu89 JAPAN-WORLD'S RICHEST NATION(GDP/KM2)WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

CHINA-FAKEHOLE WITH GDP MAN-MADE,TOP-GUN/50CENT ARMY

J-QUALITY,C-WORKING FOR 2 CENTS FOR JAPANESE

J-ONLY REMAINING EMPIRE,LOWEST CRIME RATE

C-SHITDUMP WORSHIPPING MAO,MURDERER OF 80 MILLION OF HIS OWN SHIT

J-WORLD'S HEALTHIEST NATION,LONGEST AVERAGE LIFE SPAN

C-FULL DISEASE BROTHEL,TINY YEARS LIFE

J-ALL WARS WON(RUSSIA,NANKING,MONGOLIA,WW­1/2ETC

C-ONLY CONQUERED AND ENSLAVED BY ALL NATIONS

J-WORLD'S LARGEST CREDITOR

[brucinator9mm]

@fastkilmmm look if your going to make a point get your facts right .... firstly Japan isn't the only remaining empire and secondly surrendering after being pounded with a uranium bomb called little boy followed 3 days later by a plutonium bomb called fat man technically isn't winning !!! i mean come on your at a computer just google shit ffs it's not hard.

[fastkilmmm]

@brucinator9mm BRAINLESS IDIOT.IF IT'S URANIUM WHERE IS THE RADIATION NOW?JUST FIRE BOMBS.NO MATTER HOW MANY CIVILIANS KILLED IT WAS USELESS. IT DIDN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IN THE END USA WOULD END UP BEING FORCED TO SURRENDER ALL ITS OBJECTIVES (ORDERS FROM WASHINGTON)TO JAPAN,LIKE JUDGING THE EMPEROR,DISOLVING THE ZAIBATSU OR DESMANTLING THE ARMY. NOW AS USA IS ENSLAVED BY AXIS MONEY THE ONLY THING USA CAN DO IS SATISFYING ISRAELI AND JAPANESE INTERESTS.THE 88YEAR EMPEROR WOULD LAUGH STRONGLY

[ervin920]

@fastkilmmm you want a nuke up your pussy hole jap scum?

[ervin920]

@fastkilmmm you want a nuke your your pussy hole jap scum?

[ervin920]

@fastkilmmm you want a nuke your your pussy hole jap scum?

[fastkilmmm]

@ervin920 SPEAKING ABOUT DEATH CIVILIANS REVEALS A HUGE INFERIORITY COMPLEX TOWARDS JAPAN.NO MATTER HOW MANY CIVILIANS KILLED IT WAS USELESS. IT DIDN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IN THE END USA WOULD END UP BEING FORCED TO SURRENDER ALL ITS OBJECTIVES (ORDERS FROM WASHINGTON)TO JAPAN,LIKE JUDGING THE EMPEROR,DISOLVING THE ZAIBATSU OR DESMANTLING THE ARMY. NOW AS USA IS ENSLAVED BY AXIS MONEY THE ONLY THING USA CAN DO IS SATISFYING ISRAELI AND JAPANESE INTERESTS.THE 88YEAR EMPEROR WOULD LAUGH STRONGLY

[ervin920]

@fastkilmmm the reason your angry is because you have a small dick.

[Microglia1]

@ervin920 as a man with "the big one" I find your comment very revealing...brain size matters more my friend

[ervin920]

@Microglia1 are you one of those people who have no friends so u find a random person to start a conversation with?

[Microglia1]

@ervin920 I like to hear my own voice. You're not a "person".

[brucinator9mm]

@fastkilmmm dickhead the radiation killed more than the initial blast, the first bomb was made with enriched uranium from the munitions factory at sellafied u.k. windscale was the name of the nuclear facility which was later changed to sellafield which previously was the name of the munitions facility. tell me do you sometimes forget how to breathe or is your mum always there to remind you ..... oh and by the way japen surrendered meaning they lost retard. by for now

[fastkilmmm]

@brucinator9mm JAPAN-WORLD'S RICHEST NATION(GDP/KM2)WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

CHINA-FAKEHOLE WITH GDP MAN-MADE,TOP-GUN/50CENT ARMY

J-QUALITY,C-WORKING FOR 2 CENTS FOR JAPANESE

J-ONLY REMAINING EMPIRE,LOWEST CRIME RATE

C-SHITDUMP WORSHIPPING MAO,MURDERER OF 80 MILLION OF HIS OWN SHIT

J-WORLD'S HEALTHIEST NATION,LONGEST AVERAGE LIFE SPAN

C-FULL DISEASE BROTHEL,TINY YEARS LIFE

J-ALL WARS WON(RUSSIA,NANKING,MONGOLIA,WW­1/2ETC

C-ONLY CONQUERED AND ENSLAVED BY ALL NATIONS

J-WORLD LARGEST CREDITOR

[brucinator9mm]

@fastkilmmm well why dont u just fuck off there if its so good instead of masturbating over a jap child porn.

reason is you have no life so u spend all your time watching ur mums n dads pay per view swinging site.... and they still make you pay.

[fastkilmmm]

@brucinator9mm <----50 CENT CHINGCHONG DOING HIS LABOUR TO LICK HU'S HAND TO GET FOOD. LMAO!!!!

[mercuyve]

@fastkilmmm Are you kidding me? stop smoking crack you japanese shit. You lost the khalka war (mongolia) and Sakhalin war (Russia). Search wiki and stop lying your ass. Everyone know you lost. The only reason you won the war in 1905, it's because you played dirty and cheated on the agreement. Bitch, the soviets held 1.6 million japanese as prisoner and even took sakhalin and kuril islands from you, and deported 300,000 of your jap ass back to japan. What is japan today? an nation of U.S bitch.

[fastkilmmm]

@mercuyve JAPAN-WORLD'S RICHEST NATION(GDP/KM2)WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED

CHINA-FAKEHOLE WITH GDP MAN-MADE,TOP-GUN/50CENT ARMY

J-QUALITY,C-WORKING FOR 2 CENTS FOR JAPANESE

J-ONLY REMAINING EMPIRE,LOWEST CRIME RATE

C-SHITDUMP WORSHIPPING MAO,MURDERER OF 80 MILLION OF HIS OWN SHIT

J-WORLD'S HEALTHIEST NATION,LONGEST AVERAGE LIFE SPAN

C-FULL DISEASE BROTHEL,TINY YEARS LIFE

J-ALL WARS WON(RUSSIA,NANKING,MONGOLIA,WW­1/2ETC

C-ONLY CONQUERED AND ENSLAVED BY ALL NATIONS

J-WORLD'S LARGEST CREDITOR

[brucinator9mm]

@fastkilmmm japan has the highest suicide rate by far no other country comes near FACT, so why don't you go help the statistic and make japan even greater cos im sick of hearing your inaccurate babble.

[mercuyve]

@fastkilmmm

Lmao! I'm talking about how russians fucked japan in WW2, not japan comparing with chinese shows that you have deep inferiority complex. It's that best you can do? slanty eye, japan was an brothel to U.S occupation and allies. Your emperor sucks american cocks.

1.6 million japanese surrendered to russians and was held prisoners, the ones ins mongolia were executed. and we still stole Sakhalin and kuril islands from you, and deported 300,000 of your jap ass back to japon.

[01liufeng]

@fastkilmmm I have something to add to ur rant: CHINA- WORLD'S FASTEST SUPERCOMPUTER

JAPAN- EARTHQUAKES, VALCANOES, RADIATIION SPILLING INTO NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES...

JAPAN- INVADED CHINA OVER 70 YEARS AGO CAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS BITCHES

CHINA and KOREA- HELPS JAPAN MANUFACTURE AND RESEARCH, WITHOUT CHINESE and KOREAN EXPERTISE THERE WOULD BE NO SONY, NO CANON,.

[fucktardickis]

@01liufeng FUCK CHINA dictatorship bastards manipulating your currency, you helped put america in dept and cause the world rescission. bunch of baby eating commie bastards 

[ghs2011ful]

@fucktardickis Don't blame China for your debts. It's your own fucking fault.

[zeeyeezone]

@01liufeng "CHINA- WORLD'S FASTEST SUPERCOMPUTER" second fastest as of nov 2011 but still very good achievement

"JAPAN- INVADED CHINA OVER 70 YEARS AGO CAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS BITCHES" They ARE jealous bitches

The japs are now after our rare earth! God Bless China!

[TheONEWELL]

@fastkilmmm What are you going on about ? Sony and Canon have survived perfectly fine for 40 odd years making their own products in thier own countries. All China does is make them ! And when you say Korea, say either North or South because it is politically incorrect !

[DonSleightholme]

it seems they have learned from their supprise attack on Pearl Harbor

[GuanYu89]

@DonSleightholme that was japan....

[DonSleightholme]

that will hold lots of enriched uranium...

[Chris58851]

They claim it is cheaper to build, but safety is not assured.

[DonSleightholme]

nice,

[DannyC440]

Experimental? Or another camera watching us?

[bloodorange2]

Looks like a giant penis..

[hoptop77]

Those thrusters must be huge, has anyone made a penis joke yet?

[diulesing7]

this rocket makes the saturn v looks so fake....i wonder if china really put a man on the moon and show the world some more convincing footages such as no wind on the moon, stars are seen everywhere, human dont just bounce up and down like being hanged by wires......nasa will be very embarassed.

[Onlyonerofl]

Well its made in china its gonna break after 10 mins i expect a huge explosion

[diulesing7]

@Onlyonerofl so has your computer exploded yet, looks like it hasnt

[Invesigator]

I am a person of Pakistani origin and am glad that useless Pakistan has chosen to be an ally of China. It least we did something right in this area.

[millero93]

such a big rocket just for a little satellite.

[brucinator9mm]

lot of british slating going on here ... the nation that's been there done that and owns quite a big part of this world??? fools they launch satellites in Australia which is part of the commonwealth. It will be private enterprise which will make the real leaps in space exploration not any nation firstly with Branson space tourism and then the big bucks will come from mining... combine them both and there you have it ... colonies and holidays.

[Bigmattyboi86]

Its a nuke.

[sjhanfac3]

Good to see another recipient of British foreign aid with an active and very expensive space programme. Clearly shows they need UK taxpayers' money.

[lilbigbrow]

never trust something thats been MADE IN CHINA

[GuanYu89]

@lilbigbrow well guess where those new shiny iphones are made? thats right - china

[lilbigbrow]

@GuanYu89 whats an iphone?

[GuanYu89]

@lilbigbrow its ur mother's dildo

[lilbigbrow]

@GuanYu89 u sound tough behind that screen of urs

[GuanYu89]

@lilbigbrow go shove the iphone up ur mamas asshole and then u will know what an iphone is

[Geniemadman]

D'ya reckon there'll be a huge 'MADE IN CHINA' along the side? XD

[stealthpakfa]

britain is so primitive compared to china.

britain still yet to put a human into space.

britain is a shithole with very primitive infrastructure

[NegativeNumbers427]

You know what they are like...

They have already mass produced 10,000 of these things already...

[PerunaCommando]

SU=first man in space

USA=first man in Moon

C=first man in Mars

[diulesing7]

@PerunaCommando given all the convincing evidence available on youtube about the moon hoax, theres no conclusive evidence that USA did go to the moon....personally speaking, i really dont know if the apolo project was a hoax but there are just way too many questions that left to be answered including what kind of films they were using back then that enabled them to film in such a low temp and high radiation environment, and with such a great clarity...cant even do it these days.

[DonSleightholme]

@diulesing7 you would have thought it would be in americas interest to plan a mission back to the moon landing site using 3D cameras, that would be great.

[toocoolforu]

@diulesing7 Sorry to shatter your conspiracy fantasies, but we went to the moon, 6 times. Your claims are insulting to everyone working on the Apollo program. Please watch trustful documentaries other than programs with dramatic music and voice to make more sense. Or at least watch debunking websites, literally atomizing their little theories. Conspirators say a perversity entity control the world, yet they use the same stratagems they claim to renounce.

[toocoolforu]

@toocoolforu to denounce *

[VanillaSnow23]

@toocoolforu How come in the video, there were no stars... ? =)

[toocoolforu]

@VanillaSnow23 dynamic range. I'm into photography actually. And it's not because in movies they show stars, that it is the case in reality. Basically the brightness of the sun reflected on Earth is too big to make tiny stars appear, even at night with your eyes you need some seconds to see the stars... Just look at some recent ISS photos or videos to back this up. That's an easy one really!

[VanillaSnow23]

@toocoolforu Interesting. Thanks for the bit. But you do realize there's a conspiracy going on that USA landing on the moon is a HOAX. Anyway, I hope China does something groundbreaking though, in SPACE, like landing man on Mars..

[toocoolforu]

@VanillaSnow23 There are also conspiracies about 9/11, Kennedy's death, the egyptian pyramids. Basically freaks can make conspiracy out of everything. But about the moon landings, I have no doubt they were real.

[UndeadPizzaGuy]

@VanillaSnow23 No conspiracy, just a bunch of wingnuts who have no idea what they're talking about.

[Tyrannobeast]

@diulesing7 The film was placed in a container specially-made to keep radiation from damaging it. I could make a radiation-resistant pinhole camera myself with a few simple items and some lead sheets.

[mrbubblegum768]

@diulesing7 Yeah there's no evidence that they went to the moon, only the fact they spent billions of dollars on fucking useless space equipment.

[TakashimaGroup]

@diulesing7 Better To Fuck Your Mother Than Hoax!

[MrYadakun]

How tall is an average sky scraper?

[scottishbadboytracks]

"CHINKS IN SPACE!!!"

[stealthpakfa]

@scottishbadboytracks british semen stains on earth!

[scottishbadboytracks]

@stealthpakfa more like in your mouth ;-D

Open nice and wide now

[SSasskicker]

Lol now US is going to restart the Space Missions just cuz they see all the other kids are doin it.

[Oweboy1960]

@SSasskicker

Yup. Probably going to stage a Jupiter landing next.

[flashash2k9]

Oh god. Chinese made things aren't really the "best" quality.

[GuanYu89]

@flashash2k9 guess where those shiny iphones are made?

[eBe4IXcept]

Glad to see my sneaker money is being well-spent.

[ianboonmusic]

hope it's not fake! hope it doesn't break too!

[GuanYu89]

@ianboonmusic china sent a man to space. what has britain done?

[Wh47n0w1517]

@GuanYu89

Britain has launched several rockets and satellites. The Ariel programme developed 6 satellites between 1962 and 1979, all of which were launched by NASA. Development of a British launch system to carry a nuclear device took place from 1950 onwards, both in the United Kingdom and at Woomera in Australia. Falstaff, a British hypersonic test rocket, was launched from Woomera between 1969 and 1979..... =)-

[stealthpakfa]

@ianboonmusic britain dont even have their own launch rocket.

britain is a very primitive society while china is well ahead of britain.

[ManOfConsequences]

@ianboonmusic u prick dont know that..china can make the cheapest as well as the most expensive product...dont blame china..blame u for wanting cheap product..they r just providing>>