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  • Starbucks where old coffee goes to be sold at extremely high prices

  • You can bite my face whenever... Loljk.

  • starbucks's milk tastes like buffalo milk.....don't ask

  • I didnt find this one funny :/

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  • @KiLLaHSOul1 Thumbs up if your a fucking dumbass!! ( This should get me some likes!)

  • ha Starbucks is closed where i am right now and im a guy not shiniqua

  • What is the name of this beautiful white woman. I am in love.

  • @miguelwpratt Lindsay

  • Is Shaniqua that chick from that interracial PSA

  • You wouldn't be able to hold your breath that long.

  • I have never been to star bucks but I have been in a similar situation but that is only because I can't find the right section I'm looking for on the menu. It hard to find where they list the fish dinners amoung the chicken and hamburgers, etc. and fish is pretty much all I can eat at a fast food place. just saying.

  • decaf for her....LOLOL

  • there is no starbucks in my country

  • @ComAntNeLib @Mentalist1x1x , it's a starbucks video. Take the religious debate somewhere else.

  • IM GUNNA BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE!

  • imagine if there was a girl with that name who watched this video who scared she is..

  • kinky :3

  • well, in mcdonalds, i hate going on drive-thrus....... people cant make up their minds or u get the wrong thing!

  • which is why when you go to starbucks 97% white 1% hipsters that aren't at a coffee shop "you've never heard of" and the other 1% is asian... rarely is there a black person there

  • she must be irish or scottische

  • that happens to subway so often. It annoys me.

  • true

  • i haven't been to starbucks... ever...

  • she is so violent O.o

  • why are they talking about religion on a star bucks video...like why?

  • I work at starbucks.. and yes, it is damn annoying when there's a line but the person in front takes forever to order. also, those who would call me and expect me to be ready to take their order but they have no clue what to order. or maybe its just singapore culture...

  • I can't stand Shaniqua, or Shanaenea or Bon Qui Qui!!!

  • 0:18 gets me every time.

  • i like to fart in the bath tub the bubbles tickles my balls

  • I've felt this way many times in Starbucks.

  • 1) Buy coffee maker

    2) Make it as strong as you like

    3) ????

    4) PROFIT!!!!

  • that was strangley hot

    

  • She Irish ?

  • SHIT!!!!!! THATS ME!!!!!! I DID THAT YESTERDAY!

  • LOL 

  • I got bit in the face by a dog in Call of Duty World at War.

    I died.

  • Edit: I so want her to sit on my face!

  • All she does is threaten people.

  • in soviet russia girls rape you

  • wtf? starbucks sucks oh you are from the usa you dont know what good coffee is

  • @ComAntNeLib ill admit starbucks isnt as good as they used to, but im really sick and tired of europeans shitting on americans

    if you hnate us so much stop moving to our fuking country

    have a nice day dipshit

  • @sniperdown23 xD as it used to? dude come to my country and youll see what good coffee is

    also aint nobody moving to your country from here

    we dont shit on americans we jsut hate people from the usa the rest of the countries in the american continent are ok

    people in those countries arent as dumb, as nationalist and as religious (wich belongs to the dumb part) as people from the usa

    how i hate your filty pigs

  • @ComAntNeLib dude where the fuck do you live? america is not as religious as a lot of countries, and that makes us dumb how?

  • @sniperdown23 ahah america is a continent you fucktard thats how dumb you are saying america is a country

    plus religion is all bull shit there is no god only dumb people can believe in such thing and the way you are missled by all those politicians with the religion

    also

    the usa is more religious than some non industrialized countries thats how religious you are

    you even use religion in the fucking justice system

  • @ComAntNeLib i actually feel sorry for you now

    your just a troubled soul that has to sit behind his computer and troll people from the US because he has nothing to look forward to after death

    i hope God spares your soul

    good luck and good fortune

  • @sniperdown23 i sense a lsoer trying to get defensive

    well you dumbass as i said i hate religion so i think you ar ejsut trying to piss me off

    alos you know im right =)

    after you die you die you jsut stop thinking ye

    you really are a dumbass if you think something hapens after

    thats why religion is fucking thsi world up

  • @ComAntNeLib may the lord save your soul

  • @ComAntNeLib dont judge people for their beliefs,asshole...the world couldn't have been created by a bunch of fiery balls hugging each other...it's alright if you dont believe in god,but that doesnt mean others cant.you're the dumb one,you have no soul,and you are a piece of shit!non industrialized?does that mean all religious countries are poor?damn you are an ass

  • @goldenpinproductions wow you are really dumb and trying to troll me

    non industrialized countries ar emore religious cause they dont have schools they have nothing so they tuirn to religion wich actually jsut fucks them up more

    also people who belive inr eligion and god are dumb because there is no such thing

    also the world was created by huge im talking huge rocks crashing together until you know earth was formed

    i am not an ass im simply not dumb and i have no soul cause there is none

  • @ComAntNeLib No need to consider people who believe in God dumb. I'm atheist myself man, so I know where your coming from with that one.

  • @Mentalist1x1x they are dumb they want to stick to knowledge from the bronze age and not evolve so ye they are dumb and anti human basicly

  • @ComAntNeLib Actually, in the bronze age, people had no knowledge of any deity, so it's likely in their primitive minds, they were atheists like yourself. There's no need to do bible bashing on this man, be tolerant  of his beliefs, you never know he may think your dumb for not believing in his God.

  • @Mentalist1x1x dude

    in bronze age they had all that you said didnt have and the knowledge they had was the most recent one

    now people want to keep using that shit and not evolve like i said and theya re dumb for that people int he bronze age werent dumb they were evolving their toughts it did keep evolving but when christianity came they actually went back and they devolved now they are fucking up the world with that shit

    so my friend you must kill religion for a better world

  • @ComAntNeLib Evolution isn't the process of one becoming theist and then atheist -_- Kill religion for a better world? That's such an extremist view, if anything religion is convenient because it's how most people judge what is good and bad and utilize their "Morals". You know, it's guys like you that try to actively destroy others religions that give atheists a bad rep.

  • @Mentalist1x1x what? people have to evolve their toughts in order to evolve, ye

    well you see its not extremist to kill religion for it is killing our world

    it is not convinient it only serves the porposes of big countries and you know the guys that control each religion they do not know what is bad or wrong they do not have morals because they dont think for themselves

    that bad reputation you talked about is given to all of us for not believing in their shit

    they do not like when people can tink

  • @ComAntNeLib The people who control the religion dictate most morals the people would live by! God, I sound like a conspiracy theorist. Killing religion would in effect kill many people's hopes and would degenerate the world over, it's hat keeps people in line and subservient, to stop them doing things they shouldn't without much effort instead of a "Eternity in hell" punishment.

  • @Mentalist1x1x actually they cause of religion do what they shouldnt

    religion is what makes them do shit

    well those hopes must be killed cause its ignorance and ignorance kills our world

    religion makes people do shit after shit and our world just gets more full of shit

  • @ComAntNeLib And killing all religion will stop the world being full of it? How?

  • @ComAntNeLib you're not an ass?do you have a mirror at homel?get a life and learn to accept other's beliefs!and you are dumber than a 1 second old baby!

  • @goldenpinproductions or not since those beliefs are anti-human so ye fuck you

    so ye those beliefs must not exist cause they are teh source of all ignorance and everythign bad in this world

  • i'm not going to bite any faces, but i tried the thing where you hang over the shoulder holding your breath so they don't know, and when she turned around i did this creepy smile lmao

    she dropped her caffe and ran out the door screaming rofl

    haven't seen her since

  • that's racist cuz she's black.

    HATE CRIME!!! I CALL HATE CRIEM!!!

  • @ytpANTARES how is it a crime? lol

  • @ytpANTARES soo if you don't like someone, and they just so happen to be a different skin color than you, it's automatically racist? yeah 'cause that totally makes sense

  • @DaniBoBanix3

    1: Joke. I'm sure you've seen the satire they have on racism.

    2: it's as racist as much as it isn't racist because of the stigma on interracial violence around the world.

    3: I think it's just fine that you come to a conclusion like that. it means you have the same thought as many other that's just 'hardwired' into your mind. Don't think too hard, because it's a paradox. Just enjoy your time making conclusions that end in racism elsewhere.

  • @DaniBoBanix3 soo, if you think this is a racist comment and not a joke, it makes it cool to act like a hero and try to put me to shame when you automatically read my joke and believe "THAT'S RACIST CUZ HE'S USING RACIST SATIRE. HE'S A BLACK HATER, EVERYONE! HE'S A GOD FORSAKEN BLACK HATER!!"

    Well, first off, I'm a nigger. Proud of my races colorful era of style, good or bad. Secondly: if you can't take a joke "that's racist cuz she's black.

    HATE CRIME!!! I CALL HATE CRIEM!!!" then gtfo now.

  • B!tch

  • Starbucks where bad coffee goes to die..

  • Actually, sensor is more funny than without... i'm just saying

  • shes really hot in that psychotic bitch kinda way

  • that cracked me up

  • Oh! shit love this B*tch lol

  • why are these ppl so mean?

  • this video is hilarious. she really should consider acting. people really shouldn't have their names on their clothes, though.

  • I've tried to look at the menu, but I actually can't read the menu signs until I'm about second in line, and they don't always give handheld menus. I need me some glasses :(

  • i think i just shit my self

  • And that is why when I reach the front of the line and I haven't finished deciding, I let the next person go in front of me.

  • We have the same problem at Tim Hortons.

  • 0:00-0:17 is the worst, i just wanna choke the person infront

  • dunkin doughnuts is where its at, better coffee, faster service, nicer people

  • haha fucking psycho bitch lmao!!!

  • @nonaurbuissness

    The latter, and as soon as you let me know I would appologize profusely, not that I ever bitch anyone out anyways, I'm too passive for that, but the fact remains that just because *sometimes* it's an honest mistake is no reason not to be upset about the times when it's not.

  • Seriously. This girl scares the shit out of me. Im not a weak guy but im just saying....

    She looks like smb who can pull out a knife to make a point.

  • @papchable

    I think we're all scared of her.

  • i will never go to starbucks again

  • @nonaurbuissness

    In your opinion, what contributes more to people not knowing what to order when they get to the counter, blindness or stupidity? Because I've never seen it happen because of blindness, it's probably not that frequent.

  • even thought this is a joke imstill scared

  • Fuck Starschmucks

  • @ParthenonGusto i hate her to but i wont to bite that ass

  • I Love your videos,

  • in soviet russia FACE BITE YO- oh wait...

  • @thresholder1 looooooool

  • @thresholder1 looooooool

  • @thresholder1 DUDE! XD 

  • I love this!!!

  • that might have been her first time...and they have a lot of choices! its true!

  • When her hair is longer and she has that attitude she is fucking hot

  • and knowing is half the battle

  • 'm starting to think, after four of her PSA's, that maybe her Psycho Girlfriend was based on a true story...

  • she looks like brittany from glee!!

  • @skyxsailing With longer hair, she so looks like Brittany from Glee's sister. Haha

  • 207 people must have sparkly asses.

  • ...

    that appear below me.

  • @Gimmeaflakeman Y U NO LIKE CAPS LOCK??? CAPS LOCK IS COOL BECAUSE KANYE WEST DOES IT!!!

    (Am I doing it right?)

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    push down

    the stupid

    comments.

    ....

  • I am going to...

  • WHY IS IT THERE SO MUCH VERBAL AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE REPRESENTED IN THESE PEOPLE'S VIDEOS?? IS VIOLENCE THE ANSWER?? I DON'T THINK SO. WE CANNOT GO OUT THERE AND START PUNCHING EVERYONE BECAUSE OF THE WAY THE ACT. BECAUSE NO ONE IS PERFECT, AND MAYBE SHE DOES LOTS OF STUFF SHE SHOULD BE BEATEN FOR?? GO AND GET A LIFE GIRL... YOU ARE A REAL LOOSER, OR ARE YOU PERFECT?? I GUESS THERE ARE THEN MANY REASONS FOR SOMEONE TO CRUSH YOUR HEAD ON THE FLOOR, AND WOULD BE THAT A RIGHT THING TO DO? VIOLENCE!

  • @Gustavkunst you realize reckless tortuga makes videos for fun... maybe you should click on there channel and see what they do before you make your judgments... and your trying to say violence is not the answer but your willing to crush her head in the floor?.. and dont fucking type in all caps. your either annoying or to ignorant to understand what it means.

  • @sadnapz IM NOT WILLING TO HURT ANYONE, WHAT I SAID IN MY POST IS THAT THE VIOLENCE THIS PEOPLE ALWAYS COME OUT IN SUCH A "FUNNY" WAY IS NOT THE SOLUTION FOR THE SOCIAL PROBLEMS THEY REPRESENT ( VERY BADLY) ON THEIR SAD VIDEOS. VIOLENCE IS NOT FUNNY, AND THEY ALWAYS REPRESENT PEOPLE WITH SUCH A MISLEADING AND JUDGING BEHAVIOR AND NOT PATIENCE AT ALL. IT ALWAYS TAKE ONE MINUTE FOR THEM TO JUDGE SOMEONE AND THEN OFFER A VIOLENT SOLUTION TO THEIR PROBLEMS.... VIOLENCE SI NOT RIGHT, NOT EVEN JOKING.

  • @Gustavkunst

    not even joking? of course it is!

  • These PSA things are just crappy rage outlets..

  • Missed the censorship on that one haha

    

  • if you live in Seattle youre gonna be biting a lot of faces

  • Oh crap.. I think she's talking to me... =..(

    I'm scared.

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  • Seems to me I should be thankful there are no Starbuckses around here.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

  • This bitch fails at being intimidating.

  • "I AM GONNA BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE"

    can you suck something else i dont like nibblers

  • You go girl!!!!

  • brandy's crazy ass

  • bite her face... lol

  • hahaha.. yeah.. i hate those people... think about 5 mins of what they want to order... damn,.. they've been to starbucks many times and then at the line.. she'll say... what am i going to order.. hmmmmm... <,,----- f**** that hmmmm...

  • @06shedz i agree

  • she IS psycho

  • haha dont bite Shaniqua.......u might get her monkey AIDS and Malaria :P

  • @mostwantedluver wow racist much?

  • @MIKEYGRUNGER13 im black man its a joke haha :P and i love all ppls by da way

  • @mostwantedluver nah...shaniqua's the one that needs to worry. white people are disease central. y'all are fucking germ cesspools. all living in your own shit and piss in your shithole towns in europe.....youre parasite maggots is what you are. go back to fucking europe you rotting piece of soulless shit.

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  • @derwentalia Shithole towns with clean hot and cold running water, well maintained roads, mainline gas and electricity, building regulations, law and order, a doctors practice in every village and town, a school in every village and town, shops selling food that has a sell by date. White people catch diseases when they're in Africa vaccinating children against polio or TB, or treating AIDs and malaria victims, or providing cholera free sources of drinking water. you bigoted prick.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h marry me please!

  • I fucking love her.

  • @kirikakirikakirika you would. white guys always love stank ass cunty women

  • @derwentalia I'm a woman dipshit, and I was referring to her slapstick comedy. Moreover, what makes you think I'm white? Never assume; it makes you look like a fool.

  • Don't worry Shanekwa, Starfucks will be going Bankrupt, It's called....Poetic Justice..

    Blame the economy, not the blackgirl, at least she'll have Folgers at home, unlike Miss Bitch!!

  • she has a real talent for being a bitch

  • psycho bitch alert!

  • You're mean.

  • its ok if u bite my face but i wont appreciate if u bite my __

  • does anyone else think she looks/sounds just like alli speed?

  • she can bite my face anytime

  • @PrincessElemix except for there frapichino :3

  • That bitch should just shut the fuck up. I hated when I came to the US and everyone fucking thought that fucking wendies must be allover the world, just because its in Idaho for exhaple. So when I take a look at the menu and I would think that it would be simple like beef in bun. It must be called whooper. And fucking starbucks? When I say I want coffie the bitch asked me about flavour? Its like if you order wine and bitch ask you from what vegetable do you want the wine to be made of.

  • @Leon1700 bitch don't get in line till you've looked at the fucking menu, dumb fuck

  • @hayeshayes22 yeah like I can read the menu from the end of the line.

  • @hayeshayes22 So true! Stay out of the line and go over the menu if you're unfamiliar with it... This isn't an issue that affects most people though. Most people ARE familiar with the menu and order the same fucking thing every time, but still get to the front of the line and act like they haven't had time to make up their minds. That's that bullshit.

  • Haha. This one makes me laugh my ass off everytime

  • Waiting a long time in line? If this were the worst thing to ever happen to me, I would be thrilled.

  • I usually don't see that many funny chicks but she's fucking hilarious :D

  • omg now im scared that when i go to starbucks and turnaround some1 will bite my face ):

  • LMFAO!!

  • Yeeeeah. How many times have you been to Starbucks Shaniqua?! xD hahahahahhaa

  • Hey somebody got to check out the ladyt2961 youtubes videos........... She's hot...

    also ft. Tianetta . HAINES CITY FLA. 863... LADY T .. CHECK HER SIT OUT.. REAL SHIT...

  • wow i know shaniqua 2

  • okayyyyyyy....................­......

  • ....what would shaniqua do?

  • @NumarkHands111 shed get a bunch of niggers to beat your ass and take your wallet

  • shaniqua....naaaahhhh....she wouldn't do that....we go way back...lol@FishinFool513

  • The music is so..

  • I'm scared... O_o

  • @MrAubry I hope I never get in line with u ever...lol

  • I hate it when this happens at McDonalds.......

    same menu for 50 years & counting ...............

    it's OK, I'm calm (my hand is on my 45) I'm calm

  • lmao ...

  • No you won't :)

  • ahhh, I love this bitch

    

  • Does this still count if the decisive person says "you can go ahead of me," and stands to the side while they decide?

  • haha.. she sounds funny when she cusses.

  • she seem mad cuz her name shaniqua,... dam leave her be you evil coffee addict