HIGH FIVE!!!

[xDemonOfLightx]

@5:19 his shirt has the same colour as the background :p

[sherifam]

You're He-Man?!

[xXxAmbErcr0mbiExXx]

SPEED LIMIT 25 (@3:40)

cop: "He's going over the speed limit...AND HE SAID THE "H" WORD! Stop him!"

Toby: "Tsosiukdjfghsd sojgsogjdghod?"....translation­: "There's a Speed Limit on talking?"

cop: "CRIMINAL!" *hand cuffs snap into place*

[ThisisCelcon]

13 people are motorcycle riders.

[Cxrest]

PRESS 7

[necronsplayer]

I high five those all the time

[ACSG1996]

lol oh hell yes! xD

[laurqenFTW]

you look really creepy wen u crouch like that

[FoneyBone1]

dude are high every second of your life?

[rascalkc]

I went to a convention in November and there were people in the halls blasting your literals, and I was very proud to be able to say to them that I was the winner of the printer :)

[HammerSlammer9]

Why doesn't Toby where his brown Tobuscus shirt on Wednesday and call it walnut?

[thenikki7100]

his add is the cutest thing I've ever seen. <3

[AlmostDead99]

at school i ate a nugget in a biscuit then dipped it in mash potatoes then i dipped it in barbecue sauce.... i loved it!!!!

[MrMatbuck1234]

@AlmostDead99 MMM YUMMIE GIMME

[TheRadioactiveFX]

Intro of darkness then darkness 'cause it's nigthtimness!

[blakemdrost]

did anyone notice that the whole video has darkness redness whiteness everywhere?

[poopface9676]

@meganpeters100 its not called "dark red white" its called "DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS"

[MMBNM]

I have a feeling this man does crystal meth

[FirestarRoxMySox]

Wysteria begins with a 'w'. It's a shade of purple. C; Wysteria Wednesday!

[KillerMewGrape]

Which infected am I?



[WhisperTail9]

Of Darkness, Then redness, THEEN whiteness, then gravityness, then BOOB

[rubberduckyy17]

<3

[makedarkroses]

ahahha

i love how in almost every vlog toby's like, "I'ma go now." nd the usual stuff but then keeps going anyway xD

[saaaarrx]

YYYYES! I SNEEZED :D

[CloudCovers]

@MultiSporelover Haha, a little crazier than Day[9] buddy xD

[mythicalsoldier]

He is wearing my favorite colour on my birthday :D

[N47Z86]

Thumbs up if you're commenting in the nighttime-ness!

[acrc14]

I love how the top comments both build off each other.

[Dragoon30100]

and i thought I was A.D.D XD

[capt1wess]

epic intro of greenees!!!

[hmnxbxlve]

I wonder how many times people have asked him why hes talking to a camera

[icarenotreally]

are you high?

[toothakace]

@icarenotreally he's always high !

[LauraLillelund]

This dude should make a video with Shane Dawson.. xD

[HeyGuysImRuntz]

@LauraLillelund No, toby is actually funny and talented and enjoyable. Shane Dawson is.... well... not.

[LeviathanSteamworks]

Is Tobuscus Ze Frank in disguise? Whatchu doin high fivin' the sad little walking man like Ze Frank, girl? Are you a SPORTS RACER!? Little duckies?

[jayfeather101love]

Hell is not a bad word, it's a town in michigan. It's fun to say, "I drove through Hell to get here."

[nintendoshadowninja]

@jayfeather101love theirs also a town in poland called Hel.

[RedBlackStar1936]

@nintendoshadowninja

And the number of the bus line going there from Gdynia is 666 :L

[COG168]

That more or less is every thing he says :D

[4U2Pmiky]

HAHAHAH i love how he talks sometimes and doesnt make sense XD

[xel99]

Husband and wife just taking a walk.

Honey, look, there's a crazy guy talking to himself.

Oh, dont worry dear, its just Tobuscus.

Oh eh.. ok...

[autospoke]

imagine this vlog from the point of view of someone across the street. He would look like a raving lunatic

[J1MB0B1998]

@autospoke he is a raving lunatic a funny one though

[UltimateWire]

@autospoke He does from this angle aswell...

[theindigocrayon]

lol love the abstract randomness ^^

[ClockBroken1234]

@360darkone i kno right xD but its funny :D

[360darkone]

this guy sounds criminaly insane

[069355]

i actually sneezed during the video.........



[dieskie2479]

@069355 Bless you!! ;)

[cheerwine31]

If you are using a mac press: control+alt+command+8. Your Welcome

[DeadlyGlitch13]

He's walking in L.A at night with an I phone...I would be wayyyy to paranoid

[SuperUnknownGamer]

mysterious hooded toby sneaking from a distance

[imdoinurmom123]

day time:INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS\

night time:look closely DARKNESS THE DARKNESS THEN BLUENESS

[linkpwns13]

FUCK YEAH!!!!

:DDDDDDDDD

[littlelovebuggies]

@linkpwns13 Good job, emma!!

[reaperofsomething]

Hey Toby play minecraft with me please!

[De4thm0nK206]

who just watches these for the "intro of darkness then redness then whiteness!"

[nighwingwildpelt268]

bye green... see you in hell XD

[yakpelt]

toby, expect randomness spewing from your printer pretty soon.

[Laxmonkey94]

Haha your stupid. Black be da absence of color

[missyjellyfish]

8 people dont like purple wednesday..

[CottonMickey]

Whoever came up with naming the fruit Orange was not creative. Would you call a banana a "yellow" ? Grapes a "green" ? -__-

[yakpelt]

@CottonMickey grapes aren't always green... but i get your point.

[myyaoibetch3]

Toby, does no one ever suspect you of doing anything shady when you're walking around by youself at night and talking energetically to your phone? lol

[h4mm3rb0y]

white is the absence of colour, therefore its a colour underload

[deejaybee11]

@h4mm3rb0y Dont you mean white is all the colour? Black is an absence of colour

[ZeSharkz]

@deejaybee11 idiot, white is the ABSENCE of colors, black is all colors mixed. -_-

[myyaoibetch3]

@ZeSharkz nope, white is all the colours. deejaybee11 is right. it's the reason behind why you can use a prism to make a rainbow.

[ZeSharkz]

@myyaoibetch3 then I stand corrected

[girlstuff711]

Haha he's so funny but where is he walking?

[TheRealKaylaf]

What if I told you that I actually did say "Right here on the backside of my car sucka" once. Would you go into color overload?

[kevizzle10]

orange is a fruit and a color :)

[HolyCow1AmberM]

a douche is an object...i dont want to get into what that is... cough

[lyssialand]

intro if darness then darkness cuz it's nighttimeness

[samfitz9]

I haven't heard pwned in such a long time. That takes me back to 2006/2007ish time.

[N3CR1S]

Im sure you know lots of guys that want the be nugget in your biscuit :p

[CUDYBONZ]

transcribe audio" that that that that

[Roselover1995]

It's Twurple Tuesday! Not Wurple Wed.

[UnohKlenke]

if only i had a hottt hottt hottt hot shirt... i would use it for everything it is worth. a shirt

[Benedictninja]

/watch?v=eYwnl7UuLdg

[dustinnalex]

7 people are useless

[lanush22]

high five!

[ApacheDemon]

A 6 min tobuscus! WHHHHHEEEEEOOOOOO

[Boogawoogable]

youved given me adhd

[XtractorGamez]

Toby,

There´s

A Dead

Guy´s Body

Inside This Ride

[strickman202]

Then boop

[BerserkerSam]

'i hate loosing my arm' awesome close captions are hilarious

[blairbear113]

weeeddd

[Naturalvelocity]

Douche= feminine heigine product

[HeyLauraHeyLaura]

Nugget in a biscuit :D hehehe i love u toby

[kv92789]

Turn on CC with "Transcribe audio" and get ready to lulz

[chaos987123]

uummmm isnt it white is the absence of colors and black is all of the colors :I

[cheezball1998]

lol l4d2 :)

[ChatmakGames]

0:51 i thought toby was gonna get run over

[MrCC3000]

Toby, no matter how hard u try u don't look shady, I can't either, plp like us r gifted

[KevBx711]

Nice Video!

[tay19081]

i really want a shirt lol

[silo901]

so what color do you wear on thursdays and fridays?

[Onieix]

You go he man!

[diversityfan231]

Shoot.. I'm wearing white pants... But they have blue too... So I suppose that's not racist right?? Bcuz the blue is for smurfs:)

[NinKirby]

At the start of the lazyvlog, I thought your iPhone had night vision.

[NaughtySchoolGIRL100]

At the prep rally today... and the football game me and my friend jessica Sang Hot Hot Hot... Everyone was looking at us like we are crazy :)

[MrBasketCollector]

lol the background in tobuscus is white

[TheRaveKid]

If you sneezed in the studio????

[LegendSw0rd]

im wearing a white shirt o_O

[nutball1999]

SHOGEEH FAAAHN

[HarrisonForman]

Tobiscuit...



[VengfulX]

@HarrisonForman Dude, you have like the best username ever. Celebrity puns ftw. I made my Youtube account before I thought of it, but my default name for everything is KurtRusselBrand.

[HarrisonForman]

@VengfulX Well.....uh.....this is gonna be a little awkward but.......that's my real name.

[nikikittycupcake]

Actually the colours of the rainbow are Red, Orange ,Yellow ,Green, Blue, Indigo ,and Violet. White, Brown , and Black aren't colours they are neutrals. Sorry I have a need to correct people. :/ anyway awesome video.

[UppyCuppyCake101]

Funnnyyy

[TrickyTargets]

4:34 ok i'm gonna go.

1miniute 59 seconds later

ending

[MelevolantAngel]

You're adorable! 'I just called myself the 'Buscus!' Cute!

[nayeem05]

intro of darkness and darkness ... and ... darkness

[maxxspin]

i feel incomplete without my redness and whiteness XD

[TheCovertWookiee]

Anonymous girl, if you wear all those t-shirts at once.. you will get very hot hot hot hot hot.

[monkeysyayfeces]

Here are some colors starting with W...not a lot of them sound like colors Walnut Watermelon Wellington Wheat White White smoke Wine Wisteria Water blue Warbler green Winter White Winsor Green (blue shade) Warm Sepia Wild Watermelon Wild Strawberry

[bwwinz9735]

violent vensday like a German guy

[Graceclaw]

You didn't say the unintelligible T-shirt thing AGAIN!!!! Toby, what has gotten into you?

[MRGAMERWON]

t shirt me



[moneyman22tv]

why are there all these creepy old guy ads that say hey toby!!

[ZombieTurtle2]

I thought that plant was marijuana or something of that nature.

[buffy5295]

i love you toby :')

[digitalneo]

You seem a bit tweaked Tobi, how many drinks you have that night? lol

[softlivingdead120]

@digitalneo

he just has add

[MsIamkool]

NUGGET IN A BISCUIT

[BCBWXD]

INTRO OF....HOTTTATATTA HOT HOTNESS!!!

[r0xy567]

"rednecks kids to dock in effect riding on the fact that they are not caught" hahaha captions!

[MaddyRocket]

Anything clicks dealing with anger. That's what the captions say. Toby videos are awesome with captions



[MaddyRocket]

This is my first time watching Toby Turner on my computer, I always watch it on my iPod. The Tobyness is at max capacity on the giant screen

[No1JJNo1]

If she wears all 127 of those shirts at once she really will be Hothothothot ;)

[SlayerSeeker]

I used a picture of you in a social project for identiying ourselves and put on the picture: "What? AUDIENCE! What am I doing on this piece of paper? You could get a paper cut! That's precarious!" ^.^

[rumpleteaser12]

NUGGET in a BISCUIT mp3 DOWNLOAD?... pweash :)

[weeeeeeee186]

hmm we are getting a new wallgreens

[AmIdol1313]

I want a shirt with a picture of Toby that says hothothothothothothothot. :)

STEVEN! Get on that!

[TheSomeone12389]

Washed out Purple?

[AmIdol1313]

My best friend ever got me a tobuscus poster for my birthday and it's signed by the one and only, Toby Turner. :)

Best day of my life. <3

[MrBacchus49]

@AmIdol1313 Dude, its a fake. -.-

They didn't want you to whine and jerk off to Toby so they used a fake signature. Nuff said.

[SpiffyGinny]

How much has that guy paid for these ads so far omg o.o

[NintendoSpartan89]

Who else is tempted to call the creepy guy on the side?

[WLibysno]

the guy with the ads is getting creepier and creepier......

[Eeyore658]

whiteness wednesday!! lol. (i like wapurple better. lol)

[c1ayne]

Can i buy a toboscus shirt

[Steve21723]

Was that someone French as Douche is shower in French (im not french i learnt it like 2 days ago :D )

[marianneistocool]

Liked for the sneaky walk and also for Toby Turner.

[hoperisnear]

tobbbbbbbbbby i need a shirt

[chrisderwelt]

@hoperisnear what do you mean by that???????? WTF

[DCodeMast3r]

@chrisderwelt wut..

[DanceInside2020]

his videos make me sneeze ^_^

[WickedTheInsane]

How the fuck he achiever this grade of highness loool drug suck

[Benometry]

I SAID IT! :O

[SuperFanGirl202]

I was wearing a white Tobuscus shirt while watching this....

[jawood16]

I love late night lazy vlogs! I wanna come!!!!!

[jawood16]

I love late night lazy vlogs. I wanna come!!!!

[hannarrr69]

dude. hothothothothothot

[GamingChubz]

girl audience, Gaduience?

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[Zirrathegoldenfox]

I want a outline of the manliest man on earth, Toby Turner, on all my shirts.

[TheViperMan]

So many Darkness, Redness and Whiteness at once !!

[danielkol]

You kept telling Sol to get out of your life...now look what you've done.

[Abbieunderwooluvsyew]

hahahah so true

[xL3NTIx]

nugget, biscuit, nugget in a BISCUIT!