Beating Oblivion in less than 20 minutes

[bazel1132]

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, I'd have exactly 25 dollars. Exactly enough to hire a prostitute to beat my ass with my computer. Going to be a fun night.

[Xazenable]

this game in 2 words: Hell No! SKyrim in two words: Hell Yeha!

[NicoBlickoCha]

Good Glitch. Get a game capture!

[denbovar]

Why did you pick up the scamp skin...

[cpmcsr42]

I heard staplers are better for filming games. Carrots are good, too.

[FelixErikson]

The top comment just made an arrow to the knee joke. Which proves his humor wrong...

[SneakyNinjaHD]

ahhhh yes the infamous potato camera

[greedysucka]

*takes 10 seconds to decide weather this quest is important enough to make active*

[bole316]

FUCK DA POLICE

[craigyboii1]

Was this recorded by a potato? 'cause the graphics ar S H I T

[boedo1337]

i used to be a fag but then i sold my xbox

[HighTechKiwi]

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes.... but then i took a Vagina to the Dick.

[SBubbaW]

1080p

720p

480p

360p

240p

calculator

couch

potato

your grandma's left nipple

this

[TheCertifiedHeadshot]

@SBubbaW acctualy he just recorded with a camera dumbass... and the video is 480p

[SBubbaW]

@TheCertifiedHeadshot It's called a joke dumbass... and you need a sense of humor.

[LaserDoughnutLord]

@SBubbaW

You need a sense of creativity and stop copying other people's shit

[MrPeoplesman1234]

@SBubbaW No no no, ontop of 1080p is Steven Spielberg.

[TheCertifiedHeadshot]

@SBubbaW well If it realy was a joke and not just a comment to get thumbs up's... It wasnt realy funny

[WackoLlama]

People who insist on telling the arrow to the knee jokes, and I use the term "Jokes" very loosley, or any other variant of the "Joke" needs to stab them selves 732 times in the penis.

[Riokushinaku]

@WackoLlama Why not 733?

[WackoLlama]

@Riokushinaku That's just too far, c'mon it's only a joke...

[Andrewzz3]

this game is very fun if you play with no cheats.....

[bryceman274]

aaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i was just screaming because of the quality

[crustycrested]

Where did you find that nice potatoe you seem to be recording with?

[dragonfable1090]

I still find some arrow in the knee jokes funny but then i took a kick to the balls

[xnomek]

@dragonfable1090 Funny that someone hit balls that small.

[Diablomed1]

I used to play Oblivion then I got a Skyrim to the Xbox

[jazzathx]

@Diablomed1 lol thats not even funny, keep trying! O.o

[Diablomed1]

@jazzathx you took Sand to the vagina, only explanation

[haloscott18]

filmed with potato

[xJonnyboi17x]

@haloscott18 obviously not......it was filmed with a toaster

[mrcrazycookies117]

I used to find arrow to the knee jokes funny then I got out of my insane asylm

[CraigWalkerNZ]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then i took a vagina to the dick

[xJonnyboi17x]

i used to be a virgin but then a got laid....

[godaddy122]

@xJonnyboi17x or did u?

[xJonnyboi17x]

@godaddy122 no :'(

[DJWubstep]

It isnt an ORPG dumbass.

[UchihaGamer111]

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[GamleErik100]

I used to be an adventur... .STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

You can't "Beat" a Elder Scrolls game..

[mahlazahpwnage]

@xPo1S0nXs0DaX You can... Though it's almost impossible.

[TheBestGamer43]

@xPo1S0nXs0DaX well he means the main quest

[Iniss132]

Akatosh used Flamethrower...It's super effective!

[avalonsecenter1]

i used to tell arroow to the knee jokes but then i toke some sense to the head

[DeadRisingCure]

skyrim all the way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FeatheredBlade91]

@xXTheKingEmothXx video

[dudafus]

potatoes, why do you love to record things?

[comet1701]

achievement unlocked: beat the game at level 1!!!

[Mahicoz]

Responses used to be clever, then YouTube took a Skyrim to the comments.

[zelda0is0so0cool]

2 things.

First of all; Worst Video Quality Ever

Secondly; DUDE YOU ARE A GENIUS!

[DisgustedCoin]

Watching this reminds me of how stoned I was at the ending of the main quest.

[BlocklandSgtGhost]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes,THEN IT GOT OLD!

[battleon6977]

I used to think the arrow to the knee jokes were funny, then nubs on youtube with 0 videos started using them and now they aren't funny in the slightest bit.

[MR0JRAP]

i remember these days, the days where if you drank so much skooma your intelligence became -60 god i remember those.......to think that man with -60 intelligence became the leader of the thieves guild

[Jelloman255]

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes, but then I stopped beating a dead horse.

[0oMerkedo0]

I used to tell the arrow to the knee jokes.... but then i got a sense of humour.

[rustybiker08]

@0oMerkedo0 if I could I'd give you 10,000+ thumbs up for that

[suudsuz]

@0oMerkedo0 i used to have a sense of humor, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[steveyissocoollike]

@suudsuz No, you never had a sense of humor if you find that pointless piece of shit joke funny.

[grimmmm5]

@0oMerkedo0 Amazes me that people even liked your comment.

[Yeowie69]

@0oMerkedo0 Well I never told arrow to the knee jokes. I actually had a sense of humour.

[GamerComentaries]

I used to play oblivion, Till i took a Skyrim CD

[TheLolaman]

i used to play skyrim till i took an arrow to the knee

[MrOmgitscheese]

how to beat oblivion under 20 minutes? hmmm... maybe take the disc and beat the crap out of it? :P

[Papanou3]

I bet he filmed with a potato

[ColbztaTV]

@Papanou3 This phrase is on every single video with graphics lower than 480p. That's a lot of potatoes.

[tonyab09]

@Papanou3 "How are you, cuz I am a potato?"

[Papanou3]

@tonyab09 Nice :)

[lexa8412]

@Papanou3 YOURE ON! I SAY ITS A CALCULATOR...!

[JimPatriotPL]

@Papanou3 rather with a ketchup

[purepuchi]

@Papanou3 Calculator were just kicking in, but potatoes were prime for recording in 2006

[TheJeow]

@Papanou3 actually, it was a garden fence

[jecoharman]

i used to play oblivion but then i took a phat cock to my ass

[jamahama12]

omg quit with the fking arrow to the knee jokes or ill kick ure ass!!!!! jesus fking christ

[TheFree33333]

@jamahama12 I used to take internet threats seriously, then I took a- *Arrow strikes knee* OWWWWWW MY KNEE!

[ChaseyIsthabomb]

Did you film this with a paintbrush too?

[theparodymonster1]

this video is filmed with a lockpick

[mrskids]

I used to watch videos in 1080p, then this guys camera took an arrow to the fucking knee.

[funnydudecanfly11]

I used to play this game, then i took a Skyrim to my PS3

[xXeminemxXist]

FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[carzykt11296]

I used to record Oblivion videos with my toaster, then I took a Skyrim to the PC.

[M4jorR4wr]

do you recorded this with your asshole ?

[ShadeAller]

has anyone heard the guy in whiterun that sais somehtn like "i used to be one of the finest stormcloak soilders, then i took a sword to the chest" no? i heard it and it made me realize that it hink they intended these lines to be funny

[stealthkill21]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes... Then I took a sword to the elbow

[dragonwar524]

i used to speedrun oblivion like you but then i took an arrow to my tv

[zrc00kie]

I used to say overused jokes, but then i took an arrow the the knee

[iklees2]

God, how many is going to make this mistake -.- If your going to make a overused skyrim joke, it's in not to the knee -.- I do not mean to be picky or anything but this starts to piss me off !!

[almostrusty1]

@iklees2

I used to be a comedian, till I took an arrow to the knee

[iklees2]

@almostrusty1 Not sure if trolling, or just stupid

[Glitchclan12]

I used To comment on youtube but then everyone was just saying shit memes.

[DriverSF100]

POWDERED DEER PENIS

[FinaleFrontier]

i used to play oblivion but then i took a skyrim in the brain

[4RealPlaying]

you didn't beat the game just the main quest. The elder scrolls games is not made for the main quest, but mostly for the side-quest like the thieves guild and all the otther guilds, small quest like the vampire quest in the nortern city and soforth. But i digress, this is a great glitch and since i never completed oblivion and now i got skyrim it was interesting seeing how epic the ending realy is. I SHOULD have completed the main quest....

[DravanDarkstar]

I used to play oblivion but then I took a wabbajack to the face.

[T0xiczombies]

I used to play Oblivion but then... i got skyrim( you thought it was another arrow to the knee joke)

[livelifetillyoufail]

While reading this a guard in Skyrim took an arrow to the knee

[THEFunnyRandomz]

@livelifetillyoufail no, those jokes are old

[Baseshocks]

@THEFunnyRandomz i always those jokes were stupid.... sadly they will be around for a few years minimum.

[MojowidanAK]

Damn, skyrims interface looks like comeplete shit compared to oblivions, why such a downgrade bethesda?

[Anthony13USA]

@MojowidanAK What you call "shit" normal people call different.

[missedthelikebutton]

@MojowidanAK

Oblivions interface is terrible, I prefer the morrowind one even as you can shape the menus how you liked them.

[MagiicalRooney]

you fucking filmed this with ur penis didnt you?

[SirTannen]

Did you toast this video with your microphone?

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

staying in lvl 1 is the key, stupid game. how can they reward no lvling up?

[Bazooka821ROBLOX]

In Soviet Russia, Elder Scrolls games beat you.

[DouglasEdward84]

Was this fillmed with a Minor Stamina potion?

[BiggMacc76]

my cousins out there playing skyrim, i got stuck on oblivion..

[PokoWorks]

@BiggMacc76 lol very nice.

[matto1789]

I used to play Oblivion, till I took a Skyrim to the knee.

[dragonwar524]

@matto1789 ninja star 360 disk!

[Wookieemeat]

@matto1789 I used to play Oblivion, then I took a Skyrim to the Xbox disc tray

[RockVideoOfTheWeek]

@matto1789 that joke used to be funny, until everyone started using it

[BACONROOLS]

this was uploaded on my birthday :D

[AQWorldMelzar]

I used to speedrun this game, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[love2punk]

@AQWorldMelzar I used to find this joke funny, then i started my meds.

[kevinj1250]

@AQWorldMelzar Solution: speedlimp it.

[martins7345]

@AQWorldMelzar fool

[MantasasInHD]

@AQWorldMelzar I used to shoot arrows in the knee, then i put a knife in my boot, because i kept getting disarmed.

[trevo654321]

@MantasasInHD Bleak Falls Barrow?

[dabears17x]

@AQWorldMelzar I used to say "to the knee" until I realized it's actually "in the knee"

[TehEggrollTeh]

@AQWorldMelzar I used to make arrow in the knee jokes, but then i took a daedric warhammer to the nuts..

[Topgamer99]

how did you do that glitch with paint brushes?

[xLittleThompsx]

i remember when i beat games in 20mins....then i took an arrow to the knee

[HirachieOfSociety]

Did you film this with a fucking ham sandwich?

[joshm102]

thumbs up for SKYRIM!

[damone3000]

damn did u film this with a piece of toast?

[hybernationstudios]

I was going to beat Oblivion in 20 minutes...then I took an arrow to the knee.

[CorporateNothing]

@hybernationstudios Someone already made that joke on this video. You're not funny.

[hybernationstudios]

@CorporateNothing I hadn't noticed that comment. Thanks for pointing that out to me. And I'm sorry for the arrow in the knee joke, I realized a while ago that they are pretty stupid, but they seemed funny at the time.

Again, thanks for pointing out my repeat.

[taka3000000o]

I was going to beat Oblivion in 2 minutes but then I took an arrow to the knee

[brendameistar]

@taka3000000o I was gonna use this joke but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[taka3000000o]

@brendameistar made me lol :D

[Daxton5case]

I liked Oblivion's music more than Skyrim's...

[Bluestudio555]

Somewhere in the world an art designer for the game shot himself.

[TheOverseer96]

Your Filming with a potatoe skill has increased you should rest and meditate what you have learned

[evilcandybar1]

if i had a penny for every pixel in this video I would have 1 penny.

[viperfide]

hey dose any of you know its updated. yes all of you due. be for the update put the paint brushes there then do the update my cousin knows lots of glighes about oblivion

[DerpSturp]

@viperfide correct spelling is overrated.

[viperfide]

@DerpSturp why dose evry one on you tube try to start a fight and start it with spelling.

[shadowspike99]

@viperfide Yeah, no. They wouldn't just release a patch for a 6 year old game.

[viperfide]

@shadowspike99 dude its when they did do it

[shadowspike99]

@viperfide What the fuck is that supposed to mean? They did it when they did it?

[viperfide]

@shadowspike99 when the pach was FIRST release befor the update do the glitch and than download it. than you can play the game with out having to be offline.

[Gurluchovich]

bethesda made oblivion with a microwave.

[Gurluchovich]

785 ppl don't have SKYRIM yet!!!

[TheLittleShits]

@Gurluchovich you mean 210 people prefer morrowind

[notuguys]

Ya know... The actual questline is more fun than trying to gt enough paintbrushes to jump the Temple.. Just saying.

[TheEvilduck1337]

i was eight,when this was made.

[MrNitrox91]

OMG! that isso awesome

[satanwhip]

Fus.. RO DAH!

[Deathrender98]

And thus, the epic tale of a simple man who saved the world with a few dozen paint brushes and a faulty door just in time to be thrown back in jail later that evening for the fork he had stolen.

[PaulTheZron]

MindFuck at its best

Put video in 240p

Yea thats right it was at 360 to begin with....

[Hexio3748]

its all about skyrim now...

[steelbruh]

@Hexio3748 are you fucking retarded? look at the date u dumb nut

[Hexio3748]

@steelbruh i know when this video was released no need to rage

[Thervantesgr]

wow!! i just noticed..is that the Skyrim logo at 3:50?????

[TiXiE445]

@Thervantesgr nope, that is the symbol of Akatosh the divine... but yeah that symbol can be found within skyrim... daggerfall... and pretty much ALL the TES games :)

[Thervantesgr]

@TiXiE445 yeah i knew its akatosh symbol but i didnt know it was used in all games..well i've played only Oblivion and Skyrim so far..i guess thats why i didnt know about the previous ones..

anyway thanks for the info bro :) cheers

[GreenSober]

why just rush a awesome game :(?

[Christel2792]

my boyfriend showed me this lol :P

[DarknessUnkown100000]

Or just noclip through the temple and beat it in less time.

[Gam3Gator]

thumbs up playing skyrim now i have all smith made armor

[Skyrimaniac]

@Gam3Gator RAWR GIMME SKYRIM

thumbs up if yo