How To Choose a College

[MsLexival]

Why would he wear those shirts?!?!

[riddick0846]

I'm already in college...

[lillylover981]

YEAH VA!!!!!!

[brittanybug10]

Eh, my sister is already worried (she's 14) and I told her to keep doing our grandmas laundry to pay for it! Lmao

[blacklikemysoul]

why would hand an assenment like that

[IvyTheBunny]

Ask for ice cream samples?

[neilmcneiler]

Anyone else notice that, at 0:38, the whiteboard reads: "Powered by Howcast"?

[OutInTheWild194]

nicotine patch?

[livingmyteenagedream]

Education Connection matched me with the right college for FREE

[shelbeable]

I made the wrong choice. D;

[iizdashit]

lol step 2 is deffinatly my fav wait did i spell deffinitly right hmmm im sure one of you will tell me

[TimbobJames]

@iizdashit No, you didn't.

[flemingrachelc]

those are some very unusual ice cream flavors.

[Agentkid201CpCheats]

YALE

[72waage]

Thank you for this great video! My daughter is currently evaluating colleges and this was both helpful and humorous for us.

[jelyrox]

haha he does not look like a highschooler

[mongoose308]

Lol, I applied to one "Why the hell not" school (It had no application fee) and the school that I wanted to go to. I got into both. XD

I feel so guilty for only applying to two schools when all of my friends applied toat least 5. XD

I can't wait, only 1.5 more months until I'm free from High School, and IB.

[coleychristine]

I made that exact same x on Illinois... lol. out of state all the way

[JonnytheAwesomeGuy]

I have a 3.5 GPA and a 1680 on the SAT. I'm not gonna go to college.

[xxDarkGregxx]

@JonnytheAwesomeGuy Wtf? Why not?

[darrenshanluver]

@JonnytheAwesomeGuy have fun working at mcdonalds for the next 50 years

[Meashayshay2]

I saw a Nicotine flavored ice cream. lol.

Also, "Freedom University"? That looks like a real school...

[Meashayshay2]

That ice cream analogy was dead-on. >.<

Choosing a college is difficult. I sent out my stuff already though. However, there is one more school I'm interested in sending stuff out to now.

Thank God for fee waivers!! xD

[MegaFLAMEWAR]

ha' the twelthofadime theme in the opening

[LivNLaff882]

theres a Nicoting Patch ice cream... o.O

[dredofzion]

damn im gonna have to get a job just to pay for the applications

[zombiezateme]

heck yeah i wanna be a pirate :D

[HananColours]

I'll need " List of Colleges & Guidance counselor or advisor "

Form where I can get one !?

[riddick0846]

send 6-10 applications?! it costs money to do that!

[proppa1000]

wtf is this? you decide your future career based on casinos and locations??

[pomerianprincess14]

Pause at 0:38

Look on that board....

"Powered by Howcast"

LOL

[penetratecomptonxyfe]

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[cpecrew4]

allahu akbar stupid americans are going to die

thank god for 9/11

lazy drug addicts

[fragatahugo]

@cpecrew4 You idiot.

[popomaniac1]

@cpecrew4 DAMN YOU BITCH MOTHERFUCKER

USA WILL KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

motherfuck osama

motherfuck al GAYda

motherfuck cpecrew

you assholes get ready bitch youre going down

bow down to your masters!!

[mastergradeone]

college is a waste of money. Why get 30,000 in loans and than after you graduate you will not be guarantee a job in your mayor. I also you have to pay back your loans.

[popomaniac1]

@mastergradeone cause you get better jobs

just cause you dont get a job in your major doesnt mean you are going to work in a job that doesnt require a higher education

plus you can find better jobs

[SickAudi]

cheddar mint ice-cream... Ewwww

[brutaka359]

1:43 How the F is that an F??

[Smullet90]

The idiots who think getting an F on a paper is the same as failing a class probably didn't get accepted to college.

[crazendisturbed]

might as well go to a technical school

[spicychickenwing31]

You must be a huge idiot to get an F in a high school course, even if it's an Advanced class.

[Stags80]

Ignore your parents. OK, im already doing that so what's next?

[fixingbraincell]

with an F grade, the only college he could be accepted is.... home school.

[Cullen612]

howcast is lame

[lasay365]

I love this, good ideas.

[litojonny]

i did no extracurricular activities during high school

im so fucked

[I3I2INGMETHEHORIZON]

i rather play in a casino and suck big milf tits :D fuck skewl

[KTPower2009]

lol, will you please click on my link and watch short video and then click on one of the links below that to give it a looksy.. thanks Loveta

[SexCyberGuideCom]

great

[noxiousnirvana]

step ultimate ... check out the girls at the 6-8 colleges u apply to ... only then decide

[Mantharious]

Why wouldn't want to go to college, at my college the guy to girl ratio is 1:2. Hells yeah!

[mobcommand]

Hawaii. That's right snitch.

[TheEmerald92]

my trip to Africa lol

[trentWHY]

college is for faggot

[I3I2INGMETHEHORIZON]

@trentWHY lol yup college is for big faggits :D

[Catcherintherye11111]

college is overrated.

[ea451]

@Catcherintherye11111 lol you phonie

[TheCoz27]

out of all the states he just had to cross out illinois

[blackhawks1818]

@TheCoz27 yea i now right what a fucking douche GO ILLINOIS

[lollalot]

wow, I thought this was gonna be useful

[Odenkay]

colleges suck and are useless

[kewlayman]

1:43, how could you give that dragon an F

[meljohnson200]

@kewlayman yay for you!!! your a top comment!!!!!!!! :P

[jeniminnick]

It will be the most popular video very soon :)

[karimapesce]

I wish I can do the same :)

[snakesinmypants]

Don't go to any colleges in the South... nuthing butt a bunch of racist.

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!

[DannyIsEverywhere]

I like how they cross out ilinois...i live there and im still deciding which college to go to.

[iYrock]

Im from illinios! :D

[626morgan]

he wants to go to NYU, but fails everything...ok?

[filmtheunknown5]

the back round in 1:55 looks like Soho

[JennTrika]

really no F at all????

[JennTrika]

1.30 HAHAHA

[23Msmurphy]

IU!!!!

[Annergize]

I don't appreciate Howcast humour.

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

@Annergize I don't appreciate you spelling humor wrong.

[AnneFTW]

@ringojohnpaulgeorgee I don't appriciate you spelling humour wrong.

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

@AnneFTW I don't appreciate you spelling humOr wrong.

[AnneFTW]

@ringojohnpaulgeorgee I don't appriciate your inncorrect use of capitalisation.

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

@AnneFTW I don't appreciate you spelling "appriciate" and "capitalisation" wrong.

[AnneFTW]

@ringojohnpaulgeorgee This is getting really stupid.

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

@AnneFTW Wow. You're so clever. You also spelled incorrect wrong. Good job.

[AnneFTW]

@ringojohnpaulgeorgee Do you really think I misspelled three things by accident while talking about grammar? xD

[AnneFTW]

@ringojohnpaulgeorgee Oh and also you missed my other misspelling :P

[FerbFletcherRocks]

i wanted to go to college online but...i don't know. i've still got about 4 years so i'm good for now. i wanted to be a cosmatologist since...forever! anyways,i'll see where i wanna go in a couple years. i've got plenty of time.

[D3adtrap]

10 000 dollars!?!?!?? Are you fucking serios? I have free education, apartment, three meals daily and much more smaller things such as many hobbies all provided by school alone. Not talking about goverment nor for city and nor for companies who support students

[janses08]

@D3adtrap Most american schools are around $20,000 a year. And we get government loans for about 5 -7 thousand.

[D3adtrap]

@janses08

20 000 a year??? Like public schools? We have it here all free up till we are pass 30's. Even our "common" private schools are like 3 000 a year. Wow man, wow

[janses08]

@D3adtrap well i mean college / university. the state school i went to was 21,000 a year and i got a 5,500 loan my first year.

[vadik24]

@janses08 wow what a rip off!!! i pay $2,000 a year in washington!!!

[LuvColors93]

@dingdongditch1000

I want to attend northwestern as well and people do witch craft still?

[Darkblde1]

What the heck nobody stores that much icecream in a fridge unless your parents work in a Ice cream shop or you living in college

[hotmal]

love the beat @ the background, wats the song name?

[K9girl29]

lol i have tht dragon

[iLike2Smile2]

2:11 LOL

[LetsGoEagles36]

i got that swag flu so dont matta where i go

[SaukaKumagae]

I always love the ice cream anaology. This video must have subliminal messages because I bought the college book pictured on this video without ever noticing it until now.

[naruto95823]

the fact at teh end was so random LOL

[rainbowrockzgirl]

nice metaphors O.o, lol

[MeIzzyBambi27]

I'm 15 and I want to go to University of Michigan to become a teacher. I live in California - for college I want to get as far away as possible from home!! xD Awesome video.

[Crunchwrap333]

yea dude. Im in my senior year. I live in Texas. Im going to Denver, Colorado for college... hopfully

[idancekidz]

Lol, I'm a junior from Louisiana and I want to go as far as Hawaii!!

[bobbou]

Well i live in Sweden and i have planned to go to a college in the US, so I will get really far away from home!

[maccifyme]

@bobbou there's two of us! i'm from sweden too, and planning to go to college in the us. vilket college vill du till?

[bobbou]

@maccifyme Ingen aning egentligen. Antagligen något i Kalifornien som UCLA eller Berkely men att gå på Columbia eller NYU skulle nog inte vara så dåligt det heller. Ska dock bara börja i tvåan på gymnasiet så det är en bit kvar dock. ;)

[maccifyme]

@bobbou aha :) jag tänkte förmodligen försöka komma iväg till nästa år. tycker SDSU är ganska lockande, men sedan är jag av någon anledning besatt av Seattle så jag vet inte, kanske blir nåt där "uppe" :D

[bradypatsomg12]

haha nicotene patch ice cream

[PartVIII]

that analogy in the beginning hit the nail on the head.

[IPawnt]

Probably going to Emory University...

[Myobokuuzan]

with an F, the only college he could POSSIBLY be accepted to is Clown College....

[JennTrika]

@Myobokuuzan whoa okay, so no F, how about a C?

[Myobokuuzan]

@JennTrika Good enough?  Idk lol I don't go to college :P

[fanofjapanandmusic]

@JennTrika c's arent good grades. if your looking to go to a DECENT school you should make all a's and b's. maybe 1 c but thats pushing it

[okpapereat]

HAHA he cant get in with F for grades he is a failure

[babygurll7]

lmao chicken pot pie ice cream flavor???

lmao I love the part at 1:31 I was dying!!

this was really funny and very helpful! 5 star video!

[dingdongditch1000]

My goal is to attend Northwestern!!!

[tunegzy1]

do you live in the Twin Cities?

[dingdongditch1000]

No, I live in Florida!!!

[RockyBalboa211]

...I just closed my eyes and picked a college... and thats how I found myself in San Antonio, Texas. lol!

[RIFAL5]

flamesandguns 8th by how long 1 day ;)

[FlamesandGuns]

i'm an 8th grader and i know where i'm going...=) hello Minnesota!

[JalousYet]

Haha. No, you don't.

[MonkeyOctober]

Then no witchcraft for me in school xD

[yooperchick15]

i know seriously! i live in Chicago and every one tries to get in to U of I and when they do they walk around like they own the place.... but its a great university!!

[shae1229]

I don't think it was because of the schools, I get the feeling it was because he didn't want to live near his parents... Nothing to do with U of I.

[assWompingMadNess]

1:32

hahahahhaha

[dachamp142006]

nice melody

[TVwatcha01]

yes, it is indeed a public ivy. And there are alot of good privates there, U chicago, Northwestern, wheaton college....

[cookie6monster411]

that a good dragon, 1:43 that should be an A- or A+...

[TVwatcha01]

maybe it was supposed to be a paper on the french revolution.

[cookie6monster411]

lol?...

[SetPhasersToStunn]

i live in illinois lol

[evadabeava]

I hope no one takes "after you apply, drop out of school and play craps" seriously.

[W0RLDFAM0UZ]

haha nice video. thanks for the upload =]

& if only, if only it were as easy as eating ice cream.

[cristi1]

i love how students at LIBERTY university are fined for being into witchcraft.

[Twilightzone6907]

hey tht dragon he drew on the paper was nice shoulda gotten a A for tht

[18yerold]

I bet he was in math, describing the circumference and the knights of the round table fighting some dragons

[gianelli13]

lol

[legendy2j]

to bad many americans are to stupid to make it to the fridge

[earthglson]

Craps Academy represent

[drkphinx]

a fine for witchcraft?!!! i know where not to go to school. great vid.

[Abomb755]

Fierce dragons!

[legendkille4]

nice clothes =)

[kebleh]

And my dead babies will rape the dog of your ghost. God I hate spam.

[rachelbsays]

wth

[zombieszombiesz]

;-; that face tattoo technique doesn't work!

[EstepaOnYou]

nice ice cream metaphor lol.. that witchcraft fact was wild! no way!

[Ahotbabi234]

great vid

[dirtyscone9]

hahaha love the choice of outfits!!