Well I've never met you but, yes.

[Maxiluc123]

He probably is.

[ManOfMystery999]

Owned

[kascnef]

deadspin brought me here

[Golemoid]

it would make sense if they made black people blue

[nabeelnajid]

press 4 then 9 see the difference.

[ThePrisonersCinema]

press 3, 4 then 9

[blainyrules]

0:12 Derpyl Strawberry.

[Tedaus5]

Look at Homer's head at 0:01

[VanaxVampyrus]

Look at Strawberry's unequal eyes in the end! It's fun!

[TheLizzardOh]

@VanaxVampyrus aka derp face

[bulls7123]

@VanaxVampyrus Actually the Simpsons, during its older days, was noted for its scenes of cock-eyed characters, they did it to the Simpson family themselves quite often, particularly when they showed the characters for a prolonged time. It was simple and yet hilarious!

[LocoRico89]

WE CAN!

[crashtestdummy6666]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[legostarwarsguy48]

how the hell did i get from ROFLCOPTER to this!?! I DEMAND AN AWNSER!!!

[yingyanggamer]

Bein' better than Homer? You can fill in the rest.

[mcmuffinjoyce]

@yingyanggamer That's a Paddlin'

[AQWcantinray]

@TrystLionsWrestling OBAMA GAVE THE WRONG ANSWER!

[donaldlolwut]

Daryl: yES.

Homer: You play right field.

Daryl: yES.

Homer: I play right field too.

Daryl: SO.

Homer: Well're you better than me?

Daryl: Weeeeell I never met you, but, ...yES.

(I hate the way Daryl talks >.<)

[MrOwenzzz]

@donaldlolwut Dont listen to him then ..

[TAG037]

and no hustle either skip

[bigkuntry112]

I use to be the best player on the Yankees til I took a crack pipe to the mouth

[BigSnipp]

@bigkuntry112 Lame joke for the top comment.

[CoolerKing37]

@bigkuntry112 Not true. Darryl Strawberry was already a drug addict before he ever went to the Yankees...

[Kevosk]

@bigkuntry112 I used to make jokes from Oblivion 2 then I took a cock to the face

[AfricanNaziJew]

nice quality

[Timic83tc]

I used to think I was better than you like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[VVoodzy]

@Timic83tc The first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[jellywillreturn]

@Timic83tc

Leave it to Timic to pound an unfunny joke into the ground.

[LifeMakesMeLOL]

@Timic83tc You're a faggot.

[Timic83tc]

@LifeMakesMeLOL says mr pony avatar

[LifeMakesMeLOL]

@Timic83tc Ponies are awesome. Quoting memes that were never funny in the first place is faggotry.

[Timic83tc]

@LifeMakesMeLOL because 20% and cupcakes were rip roaring hilarious in the first place

[LifeMakesMeLOL]

@Timic83tc I never claimed either of those things were funny. All I said was that "Arrow to the knee" is and always has been fucking stupid.

/argument

[Fektthis]

Homer "If I give you a 40 dollars worth of crack can I have my spot back on the team.

Darryl " Hell yes."

[eth92]

I used to type out paddlin' jokes... Homer ate the paddle

[lahbl]

I only clicked this because of how orange Homer was.

[KampfgruppePeiper]

@TrystLionsWrestling Italy has a Prime Minister, not a President you idiot. Besides that, even the President of Zimbabwe is more competent than golf noob Obama

[TrystLionsWrestling]

@KampfgruppePeiper Italy has a prime minister AND a president you troll.

[KampfgruppePeiper]

@TrystLionsWrestling - you got me... oiled-up little wrestling boy...Penn State much?

[michaelhays92]

@KampfgruppePeiper Good comeback?

[TemplarX2]

@KampfgruppePeiper How do you explain the US economy is so much than the Banana Republic of Italy economy?

[singhisking853]

@TrystLionsWrestling LOL, you don't even bother to find out who the president of Italy is!

[1991MRjesse]

@singhisking853 but everyone has to know who obama is of cource.

[simonovych]

I used to be better than Darryl Strawberry ... then I took an arrow to the knee

[Autonova]

classic comedic formula: x x y x

yes yes so? yes

[LoneRebelX]

anyone notice Homer had less hair when the video started?

[ChicagoMadePunk09]

Oh no no no, fuck that. I am not going to go find hbksboy1's comment

[borgduck]

Using a baseball bat instead of a paddle? You better believe that's a paddlin'.

[TheAwesome45]

@borgduck you're not funny or original 

[borgduck]

@TheAwesome45 LOL!!! Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

[Keklawlawlawl]

:12 Derpy eyes!

[SuperFunnyman001]

haters shut the fuck up.

[jwilson86]

@nb45001 Mooching Thumbs Up by crappin' on paddlin' jokes...you better believe that's a paddlin'.

[MrTerroristwin]

Chuck Norris on the line

[GoaGreena]

Well... Daryl Strawberry's named after a small red fruit, Homer's named after a Greek writer/philosopher and Matt Groening's father.

Homer wins.

[IrishGary1]

i play right field too...SO

[TheRoblet]

Daaarrrrrylllll...

[VideoSuperMaster]

At least Homer isn't a lowlife has-been who's named after a fruit.

[RammingFausnut]

if it's clear and yeller you got cider there fella..

[dolotsofacid]

Homer is orange.

[133maxiboy]

Dddddaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy­yyylllllllllll........  DddddAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry­yyyyylllllllllll.

[FSinWCR]

My favorite episode ever.

[koopa786]

rofl biggest douche --> Darrel Strawberry xD

[ReverendDiabetes]

what? no paddlin joke in the top comment-i don't understand?

[oldfool666]

@ReverendDiabetes lol i swear this is what talking to a lot of girls at University is like! Who agrees! "Yes, no, bye!"

[drzoidburgrocks]

@ReverendDiabetes No paddlin' joke at the top. Thats a paddlin'.

[robertsfunny1995]

@drzoidburgrocks What about mine?

[drzoidburgrocks]

@robertsfunny1995 oh yeah, didnt notice that...

[TitanFan2K]

No hustle either, skip.

[MrDavinsion]

HELLU?

[1993teemu]

daaarryyyylllll....daaaarrrryy­yyllll

[Jay2300Cee]

Disliking this video- That's a paddlin

[EspnNBAGeneral]

Regular Strawberry > Homer Simpson > Coked out Strawberry

[CapitalBhoy78]

Now THIS is the simpsons.

[UnbreakableWestlife]

Well Mister Burns had done it

The power plant had won it.....

[RESIDENTRYAN]

lol homers empathy

[ex0rdium]

God I miss the Simpsons when it was good

[BabyBang17datruth]

Hmm. This episode first aired 3 days after I was born.

[YellowoboeThe]

Of course!

[nueonetwo]

back when tv was funny

[David315842]

Deryl should have an M. Bison mode; YES, YES! :D

[TenWhoWereTaken]

One of the all time greatest episodes.

I'm not American, I don't like base(soft)ball, but in the 20 minutes that I'm watching this episode, I do.

[Tokopol]

Let's give Darryl a hand for putting the crackpipe down for long enough to record those lines.

[hbksboy1]

being better than homer? thats a pattling

[cursethetide507]

@hbksboy1 way to spell paddlin wrong. and way to overuse the joke and ruin it.

[hbksboy1]

@cursethetide507 yes because its youtube and grammer matters

[ginganinja714]

@hbksboy1 grammar* Spelling matters too.

[darrin42]

@cursethetide507 Correcting peoples spelling??? Ohhhh you better believe thats a paddlin.

[robertsfunny1995]

@cursethetide507 Hey you have a top comment. Are you better than me?

[cursethetide507]

@robertsfunny1995 obviously

[jimmyshitbags]

@cursethetide507 spellin paddlin wrong, overusin the joke and ruinin it?

you better believe that's a paddlin!!

[cardcityrocker]

@cursethetide507

spelling "paddlin" wrong. That's a paddlin.

Overusing a joke and ruining it? oh you better believe that's a paddlin.

[Tedaus5]

at 00:02 Homer loses part of his hair then regains it after

[MerryGo528491]

Old Simpsons <3

[eiffel0108]

We're talking softball!

[WillardW0nka]

Homer sounds like a kid 

[Jordanime]

0:01 Homer is missing the hair along the back of his head.

[Terrystearsatlfc]

@Jordanime and he looks so different!

[TwilightCodex]

3 people also play right field.

[FreakBoi2008]

You're Darryl Strawberry? That's a paddlin.

[SHTF]

@robertsfunny1995 robertsnotfunny1995

[robertsfunny1995]

@SHTF

You forgot the "I" in between the "SH" and "T" and the "UCKER" after the "F."

[SHTF]

@robertsfunny1995 robertsstillnotfunny1995

[robertsfunny1995]

@SHTF Come back when you have thumbs up, or else prepare for a paddlin'...

[robertsfunny1995]

@SHTF It's just such an easy thing to exploit. Besides sometimes I get thumbs up for original things, it's just that they have to sort of come to you first.

[SHTF]

@robertsfunny1995 you must be very proud that you come up with something so funny and original every once and a while that the youtube community clicks a button with an icon of a hand giving a thumbs up on it

[robertsfunny1995]

@SHTF I'm sorry was that sarcasm? I can't really read sarcasm you know.

[TheDevilinKing]

@robertsfunny1995

Well I've never met you but yes.

[Bigdipshit1]

@robertsfunny1995 Geek shit cool boy 95

[robertsfunny1995]

@Bigdipshit1 Lol, what? XD

[ui264]

Playing right field? That's a paddlin.

[doive1231]

Best episode ever.

[krog875]

Brilliant scene

[oldfool666]

lol Strawberry's reaction is like how some university girls respond when you talk to them: "Yes", "No" "No".

[newyorkyanks22]

damn straw looks high as shit

[PsychItsMike]

@newyorkyanks22 is it cause hes black?

[newyorkyanks22]

@PsychItsMike no,its mainly because of the bags under his eyes

[LeahWayEarth]

The comedic timing here is absolutely executed to perfection.

[10squonk]

Haha remember that! Strawberry was the kissass that always stood up for Mr. Burns. Apparently, during recording sessions, the other players were pretty amused about that :-))

[mattychase]

SO!?

[ivangrozny27]

ahh back in the 90s when the Simpsons had some decent writers.

[thelexsta66]

@ivangrozny27 Not to mention on-screen arguements.

[ourownjennings]

lack of modesty.. thats a paddlin

[ResidentKiller22]

Darryl, Darryl, Darryl



[firendable]

YES!YES!YES!

[speed58100]

being better than homer? thats a paddlin

[FreyaTalhamn]

Talking to a black "person"

That's a paddlin

[firendable]

@FreyaTalhamn wtf means paddlin?

[badorgoodgirl]

@firendable i think its a reference to the old days when people used to spank their kids when they did something wrong. So i think hes saying he'll smack the kids with a paddle if the kids do any of the things he says is "a paddlin'"

[tjhghghjh]

@badorgoodgirl not wrong, but not the clue. theyre repeating it over nearly every youtube simpsons video. it was one gag in one episode. wasnt completely bad but not nearly good enough to repeat it so often -.-

[SHOOTTHAFAIR1]

@firendable jasper says it in an episode now everyone says it on the youtube comments..whoot for internet memes

[UlyssesFrankfurter]

@Archedgar your so wrong. it goes like this

new simpsons = worse than trash

family guy = trash

south park = good

classic simpsons = great

looney tunes / merrie melodies / disney = GOLD!!

[MalnourishedGoat]

@UlyssesFrankfurter Disney would have to leap over twelve vast canyons to be anywhere close to Looney Tunes.

[UlyssesFrankfurter]

@MalnourishedGoat classic disney has its own unique charms, but yes, i totally agree with you. looney tunes are amazing

[MalnourishedGoat]

@UlyssesFrankfurter Sure, classic Disney is charmingly whimsical what with Mickey Mouse playing a ukulele and all that, but it never did much for me in terms of comedy. I think the only cartoon of the past 20 to 30 years (Tiny Toons and Animaniacs included) that comes close to capturing the spirit of the Loony Tunes shorts is Spongebob Squarepants. Devoid of life lessons, it's only goal is to induce laughter. What's your take on that show?

[UlyssesFrankfurter]

@MalnourishedGoat i liked the first two seasons of spongebob, but after that it went down the same road the simpsons did. i dont think it ever had even close to what looney tunes had to offer, it was different humour, kind of flamboyant... i loved ren and stimpy and i still do, i think thats one of the best cartoons of the last 30 years. but since i was i kid the two things i watched the most were looney tunes and tom and jerry... and simpsons of course.

[danishcarrot]

@UlyssesFrankfurter actually the 3rd season was really good too, for a kid's show anyway. spongebob started becoming shit after the movie, when spongebob's voice went all high-pitched and annoying (even though its the same actor) and all the comedy went downhill with it. (well his voice went higher but... you know what mean.

[MalnourishedGoat]

@UlyssesFrankfurter Also, I think new Simpsons episodes rank above Family Guy... they only seem worse when you take into account that the show used to represent the pinnacle of television entertainment (superbly intelligent, character driven hilarity) and has since fallen so far from grace, it's almost unrecognizable save for the character designs. Oh well, this is akin to arguing which is worse- getting shot in the stomach or having a rabid beaver eat your brain. Both are miserable dreck. 

[UlyssesFrankfurter]

@MalnourishedGoat The new simpsons are worse than family guy, cuz family guy is like a crack addict with multiple desieses, whereas the new simpsons is like a crack addict with multiple desieses that used to be your best friend, back when it was clean of drugs and aids.. 

[Evco993]

i've always wanted to be in the top comments....

[pugghead]

"Well i've never met you but...yes"

LOL so true!

[dowap7]

Pretty much what every professional of something thinks.

[isaiahach]

i dont understand why people complain of the simpsons now, atleast it still has originality unlike family guy, a parody every 3 episodes and pointless 5 minute fillers on almost every episode, well Halloween specials are parodies

[Sepharite]

@isaiahach Because it was once a gem, a diamond, a beautiful lady, now turned into a crippled old lady who nags, and doesn't provide the love and nourishment it once provided. But it's still there to remind us of the good times.

[birdman4birdlegs]

@Sepharite beautifully said

[Archedgar]

@isaiahach Classic Simpsons = Gold.

Family Guy = Mediocrity

New Simpsons = Trash

South Park = Worse than trash

[1020Shane]

classic simpsons moment.

[richiebear1969]

I think the last guy in line was Ozzie Smith and the one with the beard is Wade Boggs.

[Indabaz]

hahahahahahaha awesome



[worldslinger81]

One person is not better than Daryl Strawberry.

[MrHighDeathinition]

Homer's missing his sidehair at 0:02!!!!!

[TheMaristBoy]

@MrHighDeathinition Mr. Burns told him to get rid of his sideburns too! lol xD

[pontyfaxjr]

DAAAAARRYL

[5100area]

being better than homer....thats a paddlin

[Aleckael]

Wow, come to think of it, putting homer in the outfield seems like a really poor call! You'd think he would have been a first baseman.

[suuperstylin]

@Aleckael in baseball do you put your worst or slowest player at first base or something?

[Aleckael]

@suuperstylin Usually you want the fastest guys in the outfield so that they can cover a lot of ground. Slowest players are usually considered more acceptable at 3rd, 1st, and home plate.

[bosoxdanc1]

@Aleckael Hey, you've also gotta account for us lefties who can really only play four positions. :(

I say this because I'm fast and played both 1B and OF through my competitive years of Baseball.

[spinemelter2000]

@Aleckael I think it's more like little league, where they put the crappy players in the outfield because most kids don't hit the ball that far. I was one of the crappy players, so I know. They probably assume the same for Homer's team because it's just a bunch of old fat farts who work at the nuclear power plant.

[Wacko375]

Ahaha I quote thisssssss every damn day!

[gaivskakashi]

homer looked sad

[Thr89ust]

Daaaaaaarryl..... DAAAAAARRYL

[1871bismarck]

@Thr89ust you know thats not very nice...;

@1871bismarck Major league players are used to that sort of thing...