Alan Jackson- Country Boy (parody)

[seekoie]

What a bunch of codswallop! I hope your wife beats you with a frozen turkey and your dog bites your winkie off!

[robotran86]

im a cumtry boi my dad bought me so boots and now i dualed out my truck and the fronts higher than the back and i didnt even buy any thing cause my dads rich. i like to think ima cumtry boi i eat cumbread and beans cuz ima cumtry boi. i hate people who think there country when the live in nashville and get 4 wheel drive truck for no reason

[robotran64]

i love it. dey cumtry and live in da subdivisions. my daddy bought me some boots now imma cumtry boy. i drive a big truck with big wheels cause my daddys rich and i need a four whiil drive cause i gotta drive on paved roads that have a slope of 5% imma cumtry boi. yee haw!!!!!!!! sorry im late.

[mrslautner2000]

wanna shut up! go get a life i am gonna kill you! freakin ediot

[candisman08]

well i was born and raised country so yeah im gonna just say put your fancy stuff up get a gun and be a man yaw have to be gay grow some

[GoonsAndCameras]

Were you? Cool.

[bfbetty13]

Goons and cameras. Yea I'd say that pretty much sums you up.

[TheBuckhunter12]

You stupid son of bitches, just beacuse ur a redneck doesn't mean you hit your wife or dog. FUCK YOU!!!!!

[Mtmanjustin27]

insulting AJ is going to far. i like the song till then tho

[chasity640]

There justa making fun of alan jackson... alan jackson is beast

[countrydipper68]

look i am redneck as can be and that shit was funny as hell i dont care what anyone says

[MyHillbillydeluxe]

hey ya stupid piece of shit one day you will get a good hardcore redneck ass whoopin and for those of you bitching about spelling it dont fuckin matter ppl understand what we are saying so shut the fuck up im a 100% hardcore redneck country boy never hit a women aint scared a nothing and dont have a problem with jacking peoples jaws when they talk like you ya punk ass bitch

[GoonsAndCameras]

It seems as though you're 100% drama queen.

[01sledboy1]

@GoonsAndCameras your just a dumb ass for making this

[mhuffy512]

@MyHillbillydeluxe fuck ya man tell em fuckin city slickin bitches

[Colts7509]

come on man, u look at least 25, time to grow up, im sure u could do somethin a little better with your life like workin at mcdonalds or somethin instead of makin dumbass videos..

[GoonsAndCameras]

@Colts7509

Well, it seems you are implying that the people in this video spend every waking moment doing stupid videos. This was filmed over two years ago, and took roughly ten minutes (planning and all) to complete. You really have no evidence to support your point.

[GoonsAndCameras]

@HensleyUSAF

Hope you have better luck next time spelling "retarded."

[GoonsAndCameras]

@HensleyUSAF

The message you sent was even funnier:

"Your fucking RETARDED, better for you faggot"

You were asking if your grammar was better, but while asking that you screwed up a contraction and neglected to put a question mark at the end. Was it better? No. It was actually worse, you idiot.

[stoneymink23]

im a country boy and i will kick your ass

[GoonsAndCameras]

@stoneymink23

You're a country boy? Prove it.

[daltoneric1992]

fuck what a couple of faggots, any country boy out there would give these two guys an ass kicking

[GoonsAndCameras]

@daltoneric1992 hasn't happened yet.

[greentractorboy]

You guys suck..I oughta woup your gay little city boy asses!

[GoonsAndCameras]

@greentractorboy You're gay

[Dobbs1825]

this sucks makes no sence

[duckinator1000]

this video really pisses me off cause theres nothing wrong with being a country boy and every other country boy that reads this comment will agree with me that your a bunch of picks that like dicks so u can go f**k yourself you city slicker piece of shit

[GoonsAndCameras]

Ya you can tell by all the tall buildings and bustling city life in the background that we're just a couple of city slickers.

[cherylwooferford]

@duckinator1000  im a girl and i agree with that i loving being a "country girl"

[ih1206]

@duckinator1000 you tell em. if it weren't for us country people, they'd be starving their asses to death.

[GoonsAndCameras]

ya you tell 'em, duckinator!

[anypeople5000]

@duckinator1000 Use some fucking commas...

[sweetpeasrgood]

dude whatever dude it takes one to know one and if anybodies the queers its that guy humping the dog...COUNTRY BOYS ROOL YOU FAGGITS DROOL!!!

[woodman1241]

ya and you should be talking we're the queers? we're the ones that have 12 gauge shotguns loaded in the back window of our trucks ready to load your faggot ass full of buckshot. if you ever dare come up here to VT i'll run your ass over with the fuckin tractor you queer ass city slicker

[GoonsAndCameras]

VT? Are you talking about Vermont? If it's Vermont I'm not scared at all. So first you want to run my ass over and also fill my ass full? Sounds pretty gay to me. Not to mention the Fuckin Tractor, probably some gay sex toy.

Not many people notice the city background like you did. I don't know why. I mean it's obvious we're city slickers with all the woods and farmland around us.

[woodman1241]

Hey, if your not afraid of vermont country boys then its your funeral. And ya, the deere 7320 is a sex toy- for your girlfriend. The scream of the turbo just turns her on- trust me- i know. and if you're really country boys then why are you dissing this song?

[900LKENWORTH]

this is fucking stupid!

[jessandgreg1126]

did you all have your school's FMD make this?

[jessandgreg1126]

this is fucking retarded. it doesn't even sound like the song.

[GoonsAndCameras]

You have bypassed crucial information relating to the material of this video. In the upper right-hand corner, you will find the description a "crude parody."

crude - lacking grace, tact, taste, or polish

synonym - Alan Jackson's career

[woodman1241]

you'd better be fucking glad I'm not your neighbor cuz I don't beat my wife I beat my dumbass neighbors that have a problem with me and my style of music- trust me- if you came up here and tried to sing that song you wouldn't even get to the chorus before you were dead

[GoonsAndCameras]

There's where you make your mistake. It's very likely we could get to the chorus. You're arguement strongly relies that we would sing the song at normal speed. What if we sped the tempo up?

We could be in the 2nd verse in no time.

[woodman1241]

no- you def wouldn't get to the chorus my cousin has gone 60 for 60 shooting skeet with the thrower at the fastest setting and we were putting up three at a time for him. I'm not bad myself, and my other cousin was told he could be a sniper if he didn't have to have glasses.

[madcrazy1672]

ha ha ha awesome, when my knuckles itch i hit my wife, epic lyric

[dstacy12]

i know this guy haha

[Sexmuffin333]

Haha love Aaron's air hump rofl XD

[emoscanfightto]

lol