Zombie apocalypse

[Elfulcrum777]

@redline6871 you wouldn't be saying that when your trapped in a boarded up house with hordes of zombies scratching and moaning at your door wanting to devour you( not that it will ever happen) but please don't lie to yourself

[Elfulcrum777]

@iRHAPEzombiies They probably already have but it has probably been covered up , no undead corpses of course but im sure the government somewhere, sometime have done non nasty shit

[redline6871]

I wish zombies would happen lots of dead trolls

[Elfulcrum777]

@mmaxximillion Glad to spoil your fantasy :)

[divineoblivionguy]

best way 2 survive a zombie appocalipse?

be the cameraman

[SuperSonicSourD]

zombies erupting from graves? fake

zombies infected by a disease/virus? Quite possible

example- Mad cow disease

[juntartful]

I like when he looks for baseball bats :)

[jurassictimes]

I just think that "Running Bleeding Crazy Men" chasing after you are more scary then a hungry idiotic creature that is: Very, very, very, very, very, very, slowly closing in on you.

[bernetwolfamber1]

i think zombie apocalypse is possible i mean all the new shows and movies and video games i think there tryin to warn us call me crazy i dnt care... atleast im not like one of those weirdos with sighns prodickting the end of the world

[MrNerfMods]

@bernetwolfamber1 i agree!

[absolutezero1000]

@bernetwolfamber1 I think the zombie apocolypse is very possible. it will give the earth the wake up call it deserves i think. and i look forward to it so long as i have guns and ammo which i need =/

[mathhew96]

@absolutezero1000 indeed i am looking foward to it which i fully believe it will my friends call me crzy but when they are being eaten alive we'll see whos crazy then

[absolutezero1000]

@mathhew96 Im looking forward too it too. it would be exciting. I just need the guns an ammo an i would fully enjoy the exp. shame im not in america where guns are abundant =/

[scootsie119]

ive learned that baseball bats are pretty expensive from this video

[totaldramaislanda]

@scootsie119 seriously 198$? daaaammmnn XD

[Elfulcrum777]

zombie apocalypse? lol it would fail quickly , first of all something that is dead can't walk the dead flesh dosn't have the strength Maggots and flies and other bugs would eat it away , and did any of you know that heat makes a corpse get bloated and explode? despite what max brooks says , and the cold also makes corpses collapse , plus we humans have to many weapons for such a useless creature to survive so no zombie apocalypse kids, now the robots on the other hand......

[NorteXIV813]

@Elfulcrum777 robots? psh its the invading aliens im worried about O.o

[Elfulcrum777]

@NorteXIV813 nah no way , aliens? haha, all we would have to do is either , sneeze on them , pour water on them , play some old annoying 50s songs , send some cable guy to put a computer virus in their spaceships and then just watch as they fall at our feet, nothing to worry about there :)

[mmaxximillion]

@Elfulcrum777 I suddenly feel as if all ambition and hope for a zombiefied future has been taken away from me. </3

You sir, are a meany.

[iRHAPEzombiies]

@Elfulcrum777

Well also the fact that everyone has seen or played a zombie video game or movie, everyone would know what to do. Are little zombie apocalypse wouldn't last too long and we'd all have school again Monday. With all the stupid virus's and biological warfare the government makes you'd like they'd create a T-Virus already and put this shit hole further into the ground.

[mizunezumi84]

you want kill zombie with a baseball bat? are you crazy?

you have to use everything !!!

and if you don't find anithing just try to build something useful

(anyway. no zombies in here ITA (VE) )

[MadHatterTruth]

Endogenous Retroviruses

[Comicmongoose]

Clever ending.

[Egamer9000]

this is the best 1 :D

[jurassictimes]

Fast Rage (Still alive) Zombies are Fact.

Slow Undead Flesh Eating Zombies are Fiction.

Slow Undead Brain Eating Zombies are Even More fiction.

Fast Undead Brain Eating Zombies are just plain Fiction.

[PurpleHazeReapr]

@jurassictimes i know dude only if ppl would just listen! do some investagating ! i know i have 

[KingOfZilla]

@jurassictimes how do you figure the slow flesh eating undead zombies are fiction?just curious.

[absolutezero1000]

@jurassictimes You know alot about the rage zombies then? or infected?

[jurassictimes]

@absolutezero1000

Obviously.

[mathhew96]

@jurassictimes i concure the fast rage zombie basically boils down to two ways one way being that there is only one chemical that keeps human from being killing machines imagine avirus or parasite that could keep the brain from absorbing that chemical thats when everyone would have a real life rage virus two if rabies were to mutate to the stage where it can be in a human and not kill them that would just be another exapmle of a fast rage zombie so to speak

[Reazzurro90]

@jurassictimes

Umm how are rage zombies real?

[mtndew6911]

@Reazzurro90 A virus that causes people to go mad, attack others and eat their flesh is similar to mad cow disease that caused cows to go insane and attack anything.

[Reazzurro90]

@mtndew6911

Where is this virus? what is it called?

[mtndew6911]

@Reazzurro90 I never said there was one in humans...yet viruses and disease mutate and a strain of mad cow disease could occur in humans...so...

[kallistra]

the baseball bats made me bust out laughing

[CamishaBash]

this was genius.

[samsbabejr]

LOL ramdom baseball bats