Deanisms 3! Funny Dean Quotes

[emosarecul]

You forgot "life as an angel condom, I'll pass thanks"

[manicure89]

If I had to choose my high school gym teacher it would've been Dean!!! And I would have never graduated lmfao

[benhobbs211]

i love your dean videos keep up the great work (:(:(:

[wanderingWolf]

What episode had the strippers in it?? I must've come rely missed that one. Holy crap. Dean must be awesome in it. :)

[Thumb31ina018]

@wanderingWolf season 4 episode 14 titled Sex and Violence

[DeanWinchestersGrrl]

We aren't sick, just... twisted.... :)

[DeanWinchestersGrrl]

I just didn't want to ruin my shoe

[TheRocketman1989]

The Whistle makes me their God.

[frecklecid]

love the line on my way in my car to murder the bitch

i could be any character from a show i would be dean

[MrMythiiczz]

"Behave yourself,..No homework..,.Watch porn!"

God I wish he was my father.

[GlassCtiy]

"what's with you banging monsters?" NiCe!

[schmolly197]

"It frustrates me when you say such reckless things."

[Cvhivita]

I love 2:46 omg! the gym teacher scene is my favorite!

[Kayer713]

@Doxypoo2 I think it was Michael still mad that Dean didn't say yes to being his vessel, lol

[RinoaAngelwings696]

It's funny that Dean doesn't know what "Slash" is.

[littlewolf223]

The poor mother F***er that about to get it a** kicked :) PS sorry Mother F***er that your life is going to end after the fans find you

[1496austin]

1 douchebag dislikes LOL

[mycatstan]

funny and hot :) love these thanks

[Morrighani]

here goshtie gosthie come out wherever you are

That was so funny

[Hollibean151]

Are u gunn a make more?!?!?

[BlackTshirtFan]

DEAN IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[kingt1113]

Sooo funny

[prplprince]

9:05 talk about an iron jaw

[IreneKayGi]

"Strippers Sammy, strippers.We r in a natural case involving strippers.Finally!"

"As a, Sam/Dean.Together." "Like together together?" "Yeah" "They do know we r brothers right?" "It doesnt seem the matter..." "Come on!That's just sick!"

[MsHaNNahXD]

i want jensen ackles tooo beee myy coach!!!!! :D

[toredtobluetoblack]

strippers sammy strippers we r on an actual case that involving strippers finally

super natural STD

Dean: did u sleep with her sam: no Dean: holy crap you did, what is it with you and banging monsters

[TERMINATORJuGGeRZz]

Eyy ghosty ghosty loooooooool

[udntknwful]

"I am on call, in my car on my way to muder tha bitch"!!!

[Sapire12]

"there are dean girls and there are sam girls and there are / girls...... whats a / girl?" "its a dean and sam girl......like together..." "like together together?" "yeah" "they do know we're brothers right?" "doesn't seem to matter" "oh c'mon.. thats just sick!"

5:42

[An93Ni]

I'd had chosen more gym classes at high school if Dean'd been the teacher <3

[samanthacarroll1]

@An93Ni same here

[nicaraguita91]

say selena Gomez 5 times. clap your hands 5 times. post this to two other videos. check your voice.

[steveman1970]

Suprised that none of these had early Dean chasing the Windigo yelling "Hey bitch! Want some white meat? I taste goooooood!"

[dannibabi2010]

The one with chief is called chris angel is a duche

[TheOneAndOnlyEmmo666]

Dean doesn't look right in shorts and trainers, he NEEDS his jeans, leather jacket and boots.

[mtndew6911]

No pudding?

[kendallu04]

@MrsSupeman: hahahahahaha! lol..as soon as i turned it to there i kneww immediately what you were talkin about. :DDD and i like what i saw!!!!! i hope dean doesnt have a boner bc of one of the kids!!! lol jk jk

[kendallu04]

@midna007 and damonsalvatore17 : 3:58 is called " sex and violence "..its season 4 episode 14

[kendallu04]

@zekejordan : im pretty shure the tofu episode youre talkin about is " the monster at the end of this book "..its season 4 episode 18

[zekejordan]

what episode does dean eat tofu but its really a bacon cheese burger? :D

[TheFamzie]

Simply can.not.and.will.not get over Deans reaction after punching Cas in the face!!! LOLLL

[xXravynStormXx]

I LOVE his Chuckless nickname for Zachariah.xD

[midna007]

3:58

I can Dean has been waiting for this for a LONG time.

[damonsalvatore17]

@midna007 what episode is it from?



[midna007]

@damonsalvatore17 No idea, but let me know if you find out. :3

[Pheonixcub]

word to the wise: dont punch angels

[Irishgirl41]

wtf is he wearing in 1:50 lmao

[midna007]

For one person....there's been a misunderstanding.

[Pheonixcub]

One person got had by the Cheif XD

[samSUPERNATURALdean1]

AWSOME!! Which Ep Is It At 6:24?

[SenkiroWolf]

@samSUPERNATURALdean1 Season Four Episode 18 The Monster at the End of the Book.

[jalynisawesome]

:O I remember the chief but for the life of me can't remember the episode!

[ScrewTheLiving]

@jalynisawesome 'Chris Angel is a douche bag'

[nightwishgal]

"You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass." Loved that. and the whole "A car fell on him!" bit.

[DavidCookRox12]

Jensen... erm... fills those red shorts out quite nicely. HEH :o)

[nickjonasislegend]

2:29 he should be my gym coach;)

[BiancaLovesYoohXOXO]

"What is with you and banging monsters?!"

lmfaooo xD

Gotta love them<3 xD

[ARankedDevilHunter]

ooo dean as a gym teacher. actually, he'd be an awesome gym teacher!

[TheSouvlaman17]

love it when he says:"take a piece and shove it up your lily white ass

[ToxicTears109]

None of these have the best Dean scene of all. The pudding scene!

[MegaNinchen]

poor little boy in school...:D dean: "sorry"

[JakandKeira1408]

Gotta love dean! XD

[JakandKeira1408]

opens bag sniff

OH! closes "it's tuna"

[MrsSupeman]

OMG stop at 2:12 is it what i think it is?!?:D

[AllisonluvsGoodMusic]

dean in shorts

nomnomnom :)

[TheFunny997]

Ahhahaha ;D;D;D 2:07 .. ;D He slams the ball into that kid & then screams 'SORRY!' ;D

[PrincessBubbles19191]

i like the sweat band :) lol :)

[MrIrockursocks]

2:07 OMG!!! He slammed the hell outta that ball into that kid! LMAO!!!

[3Sephy]

"I'm sitting in a laundry matt reading about myself sitting in a laundry matt reading about myself -- my head hurts..."

[3Sephy]

"what's a slash fan?...." XD

[rosydonut]

@3Sephy

It's a fan fiction about Dean and Sam bumping uglies.

[lyssa402]

dean: what a douchebag

sam: he's famous, kind of

dean: for what . douche -baggery. hahaha

[Thia0624]

2:50 I love the random america's next top model! but we all know the winner would be dean winchester ;)

[lumiere2020]

I'm a slash girl too. x)

[ShadowLady247]

Love the Suite Life of Zack and Cody ref XDDD

[BLGLOVER1278]

What episode is 3:11?? I wanna see it =3

[twilightmecrazii]

loved it i'm a slash girl sometimes depends on the slash :P love the fan fic scene dude lets face it fan fic is awesome

[addivnewbie]

What season is 0:00- 1:48?

[myparentsloveme18]

im a slash girl lol

[schmolly197]

@myparentsloveme18 well, according to Dean, "That's just sick."

Sicko. 

[xxSPx4xMEEExx]

what episode is the fanfiction scene from?

[sjoeke007]

I love how he kept saying "Humans", like he's not human himself. And the Chief LMAO... So much epicness! I love Dean!

[karashin18]

<3 dean <3

[leftoverperson555]

"You just thought i was a dick"

"Guys good."

[ady4more]

"And behave yourself, would you? No homework, watch some porn!" =)))))))

[xXthatEmoNekoXx]

lol only Dean xD i lol'd at the fanfiction scene

[EikippieJ]

What's that song at the end?

[Pink83Rose]

lol :D

[ChelitaSol]

what season and episode is in 7:58 to 8:03?? can you tell me please!!! :)

[nths3200]

@ChelitaSol I believe 7:58 is Jump the Shark which is season 4 episode 19 and 8:03 is My bloody valentine which is season 5 episode 14 :D

[doglover7805]

3 of the cheerleaders are legal. Guess which 3? Oh Dean!!

[mander957]

I totally just got the Mass joke. She's getting married in Mass, a gym teacher. I feel kinda dumb now.

[mcsammer4]

7:29-7:42 anyone know what episode that is?

[iseedeadpeople18]

No homework. Watch some porn. Isn't that just the greatest piece of advice ever? XD

[angel6693]

what episode is at 7:00 or around that time?

[sonypeace14]

@angel6693 It's The Monster at The End of The Book Season 4 Episode 18

[samhamd315]

u just thought i was a dick. that guy's good!!!! XD i love this show!!!

suite life of zach and cas. how does he know about disney stuff but not myspace?

[TinkIero]

@samhamd315 I wondered that too. XD

[willpaolomme]

@samhamd315 cause myspace don't exists anymore? lol

[samhamd315]

u just thought i was a dick. that guy's good!!!! XD i love this show!!!

[rokninja]

Also love 8:32, badass line right there.

[rokninja]

"Angel or not I will stab you in your face."

Favorite line, lol

[sexykatie90]

butterflycrowe



[ChelbieeCandyyy]

What episodes were the ones about the fans/fanfictions?

[AnastasiaAnsticeMP]

@ChelbieeCandyyy The episode was called 'The Monster At The End Of This Book'. It was hilarious.

[azu0nyan]

Slash fans xDD Aww loovley missing brotherhood

[UndyingHunter1]

coach dean is awesome. "the whistle makes me their god" lol

[thelastsouthernbelle]

8:30 to 8:33 LMAO!!!

[charmedforeternity]

This was really great, but you missed my fave. When Adam is telling them what happened when he was in heaven and Dean asks him, "Did you get to third base?"

[oxoDollFacexox]

kk I'm still a big Dean fan but damn ... Tube socks & shorts are seriously not a good look for him lmao xoxo

[kgroff00]

6:02 to 6:25 LMAO...I LOVE the reaction about the incest thing...but I have to say though...it's what the girls wanna see...for some reason...I'm a girl..I don't know, maybe I wanna see it :-P

[bunniechan7]

@kgroff00 do you know what episode that quote was from?

[kgroff00]

@bunniechan7 I just now got back to checking my inbox on here...I think it's from The Monster at the end of this book :)

[NeilaSnD]

"Behave yourself! No homework...just watch some porn"

Ooohh Dean, how I wish my teachers agreed with you on that ç___ç

[myparentsloveme18]

haha im a slash girl

[LATiNAMAMi369]

LOOL 6:23 proof that there will be no slash-ness

[VideoxMistress]

I just can't stop laughing at the P.E. scene.

[FinalFantasyArtist24]

LOL WALK IT OFF

[matt09ad]

1:06 WHAT THE FUCK

[dcisabamf18]

I would've loved to have Dean as a P.E. coach.

[VideoxMistress]

What is the episode that starts at 1:49? I laughed sooo hard!

[mzcherry2u]

@VideoxMistress

After school special

[deanscarebear137]

@VideoxMistress After School Special

[HerrStahlchn]

2:05 u r out

[ItWasntMe111]

What season and episode were these from?

5:06-5:08,

5:41-6:24

6:26-6:29

6:33-7:12

7:32-7:42

7:56

[mzcherry2u]

@ItWasntMe111

I know 5:41-6:24 is The monster at the end of this book/Season 4

6:26-6:29 is the same

6:33-7:12 is the same

7:32-7:42 is the same

7:56 is Jump the shark/Season 4

[ItWasntMe111]

0:47 to 1:22 what season and episode was this?

[mzcherry2u]

@ItWasntMe111

0:47-1:22 is Chris angel is a douche bag/season 4

[VideoxMistress]

Dean as a P.E. coach!!!

I laughed my ass off.

"Here ghostie ghostie. come out wherever you are."

"Ugh. Looks like he's giving you the full cowgirl."

"Strippers Sammy. Strippers. We're on an actual case involving strippers. Finally!"

"You guys don't walk enough you're gonna get flabby."

"I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts"

"Sweet life of Zach and Cass. It's a - nevermind."

Just a few of my favorites.

[SweetPeat16]

---> Just Great xD

[sweetpetite54]

what's the name of the song at the end of the video please?

[xXxdaultimatesemexXx]

HAHA! the suite life of zach and cas...hilarious

[hayenga1]

"know it all..."

"what?"

"What?"

"..You just...Nevermind."

*Smirk*

LOL! I Love that one, Dean is so freaking adorable! hahaha!

oh yes and I love dean in his little red shorts... haha!

[jonboym231]

my favorite is 'the laundromat' and 'the whistle make me their god'

[vampout]

Dean: "FYI, 3 of the cheerleaders are legal...guess which ones." *Smirk*

Sam: "No."

[ScathingSarcasm]

Better than being some stepford BITCH in paradise!

[XplodingBunny]

Dean: you just thought i was a dick

funny :)

[DeLiiiRiOuS]

hahaaa:D

what's the season and epidsode when dean 'works' as a sports teacher?and in general,what season is this?3?thanks!!:D

[Deadeye287]

@DeLiiiRiOuS Season 4 is this entire video. The ep yur lookin for is After School Special

[DeLiiiRiOuS]

@Deadeye287 thank you so much!:DD

[AllisonAndromeda]

"and...what's a slash fan?"

Ha, major facepalm.

[PhilosopherOnWeed]

''Hes been cremated'' ''All of him?'' ''Well...I kept a lock of his hair'' ''Well, that's nice. Where do you keep that?'' *awkward looks*

[ilyniley4ever]

"for what? douchebagery?"

[OBSESSka]

FUdginG LOVE THe Supernatural Season 3!!!

I fudging love JENsen Ackles in sHorTs... *nosebleed*

[elfinmouse]

It's tuna!

[OBSESSka]

What the episode and season is the 6:48???

I FUNGING love that.

[Sirius1640]

@OBSESSka "Supernatural Christmas" i think...its funging epic...you really should see that :P

[OBSESSka]

@Sirius1640 now I remember... its season 3 episode 8. Dean and Sam sings "silent night" I laughed because their lyrics are not so right, the way I hear them sing... I fudging love JEnsen ackles singing!!!

[Sirius1640]

@OBSESSka err....*they look at each other* Siiiiiiiiii-i-i--i-lent ni-iiii-i-it hooooly night

xD epic

[OBSESSka]

@Sirius1640 I agree... Love dean singing with sam. like the episode when dean and sam sang the DEAd or alive..?

[Sirius1640]

@OBSESSka you kidding me? it was epic...lol it stuck into my head...awesome song...

[OBSESSka]

@Sirius1640 OOOOHhhhh... I watch the DVD, that episode Fudge! I love that episode. Thanks!!!

[SouloftheSeas]

what episode is 5:41 from.

Dean is so HOT, SEXY, DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and HILARIOUS

[XxBlueEyedBeastxX]

If Dean was my gym teacher I was sooooo jump on that sexy beast haha XD

[mrmuddy316]

@XxBlueEyedBeastxX I would love to go to that school with Dean as our gym teacher and Sam as the janitor

[YasminJay6394]

@XxBlueEyedBeastxX If Dean was my gym teacher I'd actually turn up for class. :L

[MiMiLyZeTh]

rock paper scissors *pissed off gesture* "every time"

[Caddieneko]

I like how Sam puts himself on top <3

[timbelialbeelzebub]

"You'll spill you guts one way or another. I just didn't wanna ruin my shoes." That is such a bad ass line

[AddictedToSPN98]

what episode is 0:40 from? please tell me

[witewolf5]

8:25- 8:37... what episode(s) is that line from??

[Ryu7490]

it frustrates me when u say such reckless things bwhaahahaha

[McrLoVrfan]

@gunscark I think is the Episode S04E19 The monster at the end of this book.

[IslandBear215]

I loved watching them find out about Slash/Wincest! <3 I watched it over and over!!

[matt09ad]

the dodgeball was funny walk it off and he throws the ball full force at the kid

[DeliciousLollipop85]

oh my god! Dean in those red shorts! So nice!

[halawaboi96701]

Not to rush you butterflycrowe but when are you putting out the next vid in the series?