Abe lincoln assassination

[krustykelvin]

? Lincoln's cell phone ring is the tune of Dixie.

[gagatep450]

man i idin't know lincoln was such a douche.

[XxJacobxX12]

235 likes and 234 dislikes ITS ALL UP TO ME

[SilenceM0rtal]

It actually took me a minute to get the black chick joke.

[Dannypena1983]

Classic scene too funny

[TheJack1565]

his phones ringtone is "wish i were in dixie" the national anthem of the CSA

[59tiger95]

@TheJack1565 hes mocking the confederates by playing it duh

[CinosTheHedgehog2000]

This video is funny and yet people are complaining.

[Allsoproductions]

"I payed 15 cents for this ticket" lol

[shyneonabliss]

lulz

[TheChickenHouse447]

This is family guy

[MJBfromCCC]

@Felix2142 I wonder how many people actually understand that and not just think that it's the dukes of hazard theme.

[Felix2142]

Is Lincoln's ringtone... "I Wish I Was In Dixie"??? CONTRADICTION!

[PaxAmericana24]

@Felix2142 Hmmm not as much as you may think. As it turns out Lincoln was quite a fan of the song.

[rbell123456]

so how was the play mrs lincoln?

[ilovevores]

Dude, i bet you more than anything 221 people are in the KKK or either Neo-Nazis

[SerafiniAGaunt]

@yourballsareinert I'm that black chick and Tom was fantastic

[WhiteWolf56765]

There were no cell phones back then, Booth was also not watching the play. This cartoon is not historicallly accurate! HERP DERP NO SHIT DUMB FUCKS!

[2MarcelaTH]

@WhiteWolf56765 you know that this is family guy right?

[TheURMYSPACE]

If you realize it family guy makes sense half the time. I understand what they're referencing most of the time and they have a good point to it too. If you don't understand what they're saying, look it up. 

[kindaoddd]

lol at the intro "L33T PETE PRODUCTIONS"

stfu.

[DestroyerOfSense000]

But Booth was an actor in the play! But this is funnier than what really happened...

[Linkgeta]

cell phone? TOTALLY REAL...

[shadymcdonalds]

WHITEST KIDS U KNOW!!!!!!!

[xXTHEBRANDINIXx]

lincoln with a cell phone? gotta love family guy :D

[MasterOfMonopoly]

@xXTHEBRANDINIXx its weird they didnt even have phones in 1865

[Dalesdeadbug123]

@princedavid0 I love you

[princedavid0]

Stupid and unfunny

Oh it's family guy , of course! 

[gingermax2]

@princedavid0 family guys fucking hilarious you dull fuck!

[wiitard01]

uuummmmmmm couldnt he of just asked for him to move his hat

[Diablodave363isawsum]

Abraham Lincoln with a cell phone. Your arguement is invalid.

[spontaneous09]

oh man obviously not ripped off from wkuk

[AmzitheSoldier]

Didn't like this one, don't do one of his assassination :[

[panzertiger2000]

Since it hasn't been incredibly overused in the comments I wonder if I should put "I didn't know they had phones back then"...but I think I will watch a documentary on Fire Trucks right now...:)

[yourballsareinert]

I'm Tom and that black chick was fantastic.

[kylebossify]

@yourballsareinert too bad you have to wait an entire year to get laid again.. get it? anyone? ok

[GLaDOSV6]

Why not just move his hat?

[Comedylova78]

Oh, so THATS what really happened

[Nedyah74]

Idk what makes it more funny is the fact that his ringtone was the national anthem of the confedreacy. lol

[silencer2222]

OH NO HE DIDN`T :DDDD

[skudaarkaat1]

Couldn't you find something else to make fun of: Like Obama's Presidency?

[EPICsliceOFcake]

I'm Tom and I find this Abe Lincoln.

[CaliBornNraised916]

@EPICsliceOFcake fail

[YoungDre000]

15cents? thats one expensive seat >.>

[TheMLVideos]

@YoungDre000 you DO know that that was a lot back then right?

[AronDaro]

"I heard you took that black chick home....your welcome!"

Funny thing is, Lincoln was never personally against slavery, just took the abolitionist stance simply because he thought it would just be better for the country, along in the constitution "all men are created equal"

[thatwasfunnyhuh]

@AronDaro Thanks professor >.>

[TheAceofspades420]

what potatoe did you record this with?

[xExPloZiioNxZ]

@TheAceofspades420 Dude that's getting old and retarted. It's not even that bad quality

[perestroikaMoska]

I don't follow the logic abe's ringtone is "Dixies", CSA anthem?

[ruckussssss]

im offensive and i find this very black

[Karnezar]

I'm Tommy and I find this offensive

[bg1462]

i killed abe lincoln



[ERQUIAGA666]

i made the like dislike bar even :D

[CaramelMarshmallow]

Stolen from Whitest Kids U Know

[TubaDudeNick]

@CaramelMarshmallow TURN AROUND SAY IT AGAIN!!!! SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!!!!

[VerlindeTV]

165 likes 163 dislikes

[anynamethatworks13]

Wait..... if he was all for the North..... then why was Dixie his ringtone?

[jakaime]

@anynamethatworks13 He wasn`t.The circumstances called for it,so he freed the slaves,and inadverdently caused the South and North to hate each other more

[pk33617]

@anynamethatworks13 ending slavery in the south, plus T.Jefferson was calling...

[YTAntiTheist]

he got hammered in the ass, not shot

[flyforce16]

Dixie is his cellphone ringtone. Haha

[2014jackal]

Why isn't anyone mentioning that Lincoln's ringtone is "Dixie"? That's the funniest part of the clip!

[Trackguy541]

Lawl

[PS3Zakattack321]

im john wilkes booth and i find this very offensive

[DarthStarscream1138]

@PS3Zakattack321 I'm DarthStarscream1138 and I find you very annoying.

[panzertiger2000]

@DarthStarscream1138 I am the Walrus, koo koo kachew!

[baileyaddison]

OH HAHA NO HE DIDNT.

[aabbklll101]

abraham lincoln on a cellphone

[qazvin16]

They make sure to get the 15 cents part right but they didn't get the cell phone thing right

[aluisious]

@qazvin16 Yeah I know. They didn't have have custom ringtones back then.

[AFlyingBeagle127]

i would sooo be in jail if i acted that way for every person i see in a movie theatre who acts like that. Then on my trial day theyd ask

"do you have anything to say?"

and i'd reply

"Bullet well spent."

[BigChiefMike]

Yeah lets all get mad, because we all know how realistic Family Guy usually is :p

[rebelcsb1]

@BigChiefMike lol usualy is? in this click abe lincoln has a cell phone :P

[awsumgymnast95]

@BigChiefMike totally realistic... you know, with the existence of the cell phone in that scene.

[BigChiefMike]

@awsumgymnast95 yea i was being sarcastic... good catch

[jessalvarado213]

its a cartoon get on my level and enjoy

[LivingProof2012]

i love how they didn't have cell phones back then XD

[MrMattd555]

the bar of neutrality!! 

[JBauer785]

Not in that play he wasn't

[AurikSarker]

@JBauer785 he was

[JebbyStudio]

John Wilkes Booth was an actor in the play. You realize that, right?

[eric5906]

Deep down, we're all niggers.

[Mike7986]

Could of at least spelled playing right Booth also kinda looks like Doc Holliday..

[sander395]

i fucking hate it when you watch a video and it is recorderd from tv

[DustinFarleyTV]

Who the hell is Leet Peet?

[AFlyingBeagle127]

oh my god the number of times ive wanted to do that to someone like that.....

[hungryhhippo]

I understand some people are stupid/retarded/cant afford a capture device, but if you're going to record off the tv screen, use a tripod or something. It's just so....fucking cheap when it's shaking around. "leet productions" I didnt know they were involved in family guy. Don't put your name on shit that isn't yours.

[CrazyVideoGamer815]

If you were really leet, you would get a modern tv and a capture device

[Shore1985]

lol @ ringtone :D

[skilledrapper]

WE all know he was beaten to death with a hammer

[MrPlatinum11]

@skilledrapper don't forget about the part about being hammered in the butt

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN!

(this video is wrong, JWB hammered Lincoln in the ass so much that he died of being hammered in the ass)

[SrPantalonesdefuego]

@DeadNorwegianBlue HA! I SAW THAT!!!

[miamibabii77]

@DeadNorwegianBlue HAHA LOL

[gagatep450]

lesson: don't wear top hats in cinemas

[musickluva01]

omg wyd cant people put up normal comments and not a history lesson. some people just dont have a sense of humor

[AquaGiant]

I love how all of the stupid comments point out the obvious. I don't want to explain the amount of jokes in this cartoon and all of the flaws. It's to make you laugh.

[BeatleBoy247]

Okay, in real life, Booth didn't sat behind Lincoln, he just walked in the room and shot him.

[phantomgoats17]

@BeatleBoy247 And that's why this is a cartoon...

[musefeverfever]

@BeatleBoy247 duhhh lol good grief

[SuperDarkRogue]

They didnt have Cellphones back when Abe was alive... so why do they have one in this scene?

[Runningjoels]

@SuperDarkRogue because your mom is a fat whore who pleasures me for crack

[phantomgoats17]

@SuperDarkRogue ITS A FUCKING CARTOON.

[matiasrdz2011]

@SuperDarkRogue no shit

[musefeverfever]

@SuperDarkRogue to make the scene more funny................

[uberdavez]

SIC SEMPER TYRANUS

[Gikanks556]

Lmao, "Oh no he didnt"

[RareJolteon]

He is referring to Thomas Jefferson who had relations with one of his slaves. He says "You're welcome" because he emancipated the slaves.

The more you know

[Metallipotty]

@RareJolteon Interesting, considering Jefferson died about 40 years Prior. I think they are just insinuating that Abe Lincoln had the jungle fever, and Tommy was just a random name they threw out there.

[RareJolteon]

@Metallipotty whatevz

[FerneJohn]

@RareJolteon

Jefferson was long dead by then.

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

@FerneJohn And cell phones weren't invented........

It's a cartoon.

[WaddleBuff]

@RareJolteon You shouldn't be watching Family Guy if you don't understand that joke. rofl

[Mr69Buttcheeks]

@RareJolteon Wait, there were really people who didn't get that joke?

[Wonka275]

@RareJolteon Because, you know, Thomas Jefferson was totally alive in 1865

[RareJolteon]

@Wonka275 Because, you know, cell phones were totally around in 1865.

[deluxes000]

@RareJolteon Lies Thomas Jefferson was a nothern person and a northern person in colonial always against slavery

[TheGuitarist365]

@deluxes000 Thomas jefferson was from Virginia and owned slaves...

[deluxes000]

@TheGuitarist365 ok let say you are right about thomas jefferson was a southern person but he was the one who draft the declaration of independence which proclaim freedom and that was drew upon John Locke's idea.the slaves fought in war for independence and if Thomas Jefferson owned slaves he wouldnt be a president

[Deathgod8989]

@deluxes000 Hey dip-beep he did own slaves, your history is in-logical go back to history class.

[deluxes000]

@Deathgod8989 yea i just found out that now shut up i dont ask u

[Iaantyne]

@RareJolteon Wow.... I didn't know Thomas Jefferson lived to be over 100 years old and still was good with the ladies. The more YOU know.

[RareJolteon]

@Iaantyne OH REALLY WOW YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY THAT

he's on a fucking cell phone

stop whining because you didn't get a top comment

[Allsoproductions]

i payed 15 cents for this video!

[Naroon201]

I like how you put your shitty logo in front of the video, even though you didn't "produce" this.

[TheSuicideButton]

I didn't know they had cell phones back then.

[crazyhappyfool]

Nice "production"...too bad you're just using a video camera to record Family Guy off a TV. You suck.

[Kinor7]

Family Guy teaching a Swede like me about american political history. I love it.

[lizcon117]

So sad my second grade teacher,s husband was related to abe lincon

please write back!

[tdfritzthe1st]

That sounds like Seth MacFarlane voicing Abraham Lincoln.

[Fishsticks187]

HAHAHAH this just made my day. Dixie for his ringtone, priceless.

[BANGONEM]

Where's that lucky penny on the floor when u need it! LoL

[walmartpimp2]

I find Abe Lincoln shallow and pedantic.

[ChiTownWarrior1]

@walmartpimp2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bobthefreak09]

in the words of peter griffin, "indeed that's how it happened.."

[bfg123HELLO]

He kinda reminds me of GTA Vice city when he says 'TOMMY!!'

[SoLuCkY613]

This was from the episode when Stewie & Brian owned their own club.

[viralreups]

what episode is this from?

[tdfritzthe1st]

@viralreups Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

[javierb415]

funny but wrong very wrong lol!

[jawa64ify]

if they can block audio and video for "copyright" then why not have a filter for recording video of a tv screen instead of capturing devices.

[PhilAFire93]

I hear thats how it happened

[favouritesstuff]

Lol "damn I paid 15 cents for this!"

[321ACTION1000]

@favouritesstuff In real life, the play was 25 cents so Booth actually got a good deal.

[Nanotech92]

TOMMY!!!

[ManUtdTrueFanCR7]

another runescape user -_-

[Hayato1992]

i want that ringtone lol

[Coolmilan1]

worst quality ever



[funkgerat]

Who's Tommy? And don't say Thomas Jefferson, he had been dead for 39 years at that point.

[CSThomas888]

@funkgerat Uncle "toms" cabin is what i was thinking...

[Woutorius]

lol

[242ICE]

man abe was a beast that guy got a cellphone when theyre just workin on light

[swaqqerall]

Is this family guy?

[linuslillen01]

no wonder why he shot abe. he REALLY wanted to see the show!

[CapnAwesome47]

Thomas Jefferson was way before Abraham Lincoln.. Durr.

[dark7java7lava]

I jizzed when he said black

[MegaHarvickFan29]

Where do you find gum for 15 cents? Some hobo gave some homemade stuff didn't he XD

[MsDBZFan9000]

man 15 cents back then can get u a theater ticket but today u can only get a pack of gum!

[Snivy100]

@KleineBrogel Lol I'm half black too, honey, and I wasn't twisting your words around. There is also no need to curse. That just tells me you can't really defend yourself without cussing "no offense". "homie" :D

[tefolase]

@Snivy100 stfu dnt stop arguing

[Snivy100]

@tefolase You reply to a comment made 6 months ago? Wow, you're classy.

[Snivy100]

@KleineBrogel how was the rape of female african slaves funny?

[stiskavac]

nobody blames him.....

[NeilFraudstrong]

"Hey! Hey! You're welcome!"

[XCHAPYEG]

Family Guy is not funny.

[maxjordan90]

Who the hell cares about the quality? As long as I can see what's going on and understand what they're saying it's cool with me. Oh yeah, fucking hilarious clip.

[daneboe654]

lol abe lincoln sounded more like an old guy than like a 20 year old man and he wasnt obnoxious like in the video. and true, he WAS a racist. he said in his speech taht freeing the slaves doesnt mean that they are equal to whites

[MEareCAT]

Lmao he had a cell phone ?!

[MikeM8891]

@MEareCAT The best part is his ring tone is Dixie's Land.

[0FreezeMan0]

It's a real shame people can't make comments about the clip but rather start pointless arguments about random crap. This is why comments should be disabled on things like this.

[MattRhys20]

@0FreezeMan0 you say that, but Turtles are gay

[gigaty123]

@0FreezeMan0 i hate it when people bitch about shit like the quality of the video rather then the quality of the content. i mean you get what im saying?

[MajBlood]

@0FreezeMan0 Well you are obviously an unintelligent idiot who knows nothing about history. Debate too much for your puny brain?

[DDpandaz]

@MajBlood How does hating debate mean he's stupid? I hate debate but I still know a lot about history. It's a Family Guy joke, there's no need to debate over it.

[randomdotification]

@0FreezeMan0 but when comments are disabled it makes people weary that the video is a screamer and the owner of the vid doesn't want everone to be saying in the comments "THAT SCARED THE **** OUTTA ME"

[SinnFein4ever]

If only EVERYone did that to people who use their cell-phones in theaters.

[NickJerseyy]

this is so funny