Henry's Kitchen Part 5- How to Make Henry's Romantic Sushi for a Date

[MiRyRE]

Would have been better without the girl. Seeing Henry have a girlfriend when I don't makes me sad.

[MapleMeringue]

I'm taping it for the Internet!

[MrDeviantLord]

I'm starting to think this is real.. :P

[whybanme]

How coincidental that I left this video playing to go get something to eat, and when I came back, both me and Henry are eating a banana.

[captainfalconguyGCN]

So awkward to watch yet so funny

[Lateralus03]

Oh god it hurts me deep down in my soul

[Rockmaster2112]

So she talks about eating at another sushi place after he tells her he's making sushi, then she is shocked to find that the fish is raw...and then she leaves after he goes to the trouble of cooking the sushi. I'm sorry but this woman is not only an idiot but a bitch to boot.

[browniesareforme]

@Rockmaster2112 i don't think she's said anything about going to a sushi place

[paranoidaus]

are you selling your aprons?

[TheKnifemaster13]

FOREVERALONE

[Maw203]

LMAO

[kabobb3567]

HOLY SHIT :)



[rhenriyt]

@idiotpleb Yeah maybe... but now we've been waiting for part 7 for more than 2 months! Curse you, Henry Phillips for hooking us to something and then watching us suffer, smiling.

[Hentaicore]

Was he cutting it with a butter knife?

[St1ff]

oops

[TehSeanRadcliffe]

im fucking crying with laughter. never stop making these

[gsboss]

my god that shitty knife

[TheBayValley]

henry i'll be your friend!!!!! :)

[supergsx]

It'll only take about forty minutes...

[popdud]

HENRY! THIS is the girl from "Punching the Clown" in your movie. ISNT SHE?!!?!?

[nonindividualist]

The question is at what point did she become a hostage....  I'd say after they finish the wasabi (dijon mustard and mayo)

[Ralt1c]

2:37 I fucking pissed myself laughing

[hamdeer]

awesome wall art.

[standardbearer]

Most patient woman ever:)



[michaelnrdx]

Never make sushi for a date. You never know if someone has an aversion to raw fish. And please peel the skin off the avocado!

[faggotgumdrops]

YAY

[mincdynasty]

henry! we need more videos!

[AdamKuczynski]

That was incredibly painful to watch! D:

[tjhac11]

Henry .. You're the coolest!!!! :) :) 

[Blackupp]

Did you sing the song yourself?

[MrCupcake00]

Am I the only person who does not fine these videos completely and utterly genius?



[LadyLieDie]

@MrCupcake00 Well, of course you can't fine these videos, I don't see a badge on you.

[gurrrrrry]

@MrCupcake00 no.  i do as well. this is the greatest shit ever. dont be surpised to see it take off and do big things.

[heyyyyyynow]

That was depressing! Poor Henry.

[hydrake]

Oooommmmgggggg!!!!! I've been waiting for a new episode FOREVER!!!!!!

[TheEntryCode]

You need a woman to help cook with you! A loneleh woman. T_T

[Nukeleo]

He's so delightfully terrible. At just... all of it. I WANT TO BUY AN APRON FROM HIM!

[sunw00]

thumbs up if you think hes HILARIOUS and kinda looks like a young darrell hammond

[VoxAcies]

Amazing.

[geikogecko]

I know this is acted but its still depressing me

[SweetLincolnsMullet]

pouring water out of a wine bottle... genius!

[Hermylolol]

You actually rolled it up pretty well for crappy sushi. pot smoker! :)

[1CasuConsulto]

You must make a TV show! This is like "The Office", "Extras", "Peep Show", "Curb Your Enthusiasm" rolled into one glorious thing!

[kamenkojistonira]

The internet just got a new star.!

[hadtomakeonetowatch]

holy shit that song. this episode might be the best one yet

[DornDaniel]

This guy is so omega.

[AkumosBDF]

I'm taping it for the internet.

rofl

[ololorfl]

I just love your stuff!

[mrcuddles100]

It's the little touches that make these videos great. For example the blunt knife.

[Rubberbandballer]

These videos are so awkward that it hurts...and I love it!

[Erichasnoidea]

and now we have our sushi.

[poeppelman1]

goddamnit henry. i wish i had your cutting/slicing skills. life would be so much easier.



[MrAlbertim]

Nice knife skills, dude!

[TZPEAZOA]

please, dont ever stop making these vids!

[Stelladbsk]

Funny.

[WeinsteinJoshua]

There's a Christmas wreath on the door... in September.

[tclancy13]

Yeah. That side's f*cked up...

[jwhittle91]

please upload part 6! you're the funniest guy on youtube at the moment and your music is awesome too! i watch your vids all day. alone. in my room. with the loaded gun on my desk always pointed towards me.

[instantdry1]

why is there only one glass?

[maximus3693]

I want to really do this to a date someday just to be funny

[iceman3641]

I like how he kept the rough skin of the avocado on.

[wkdadam]

i laugh at the butter knife usage everytime!

[monicaemily33]

He must be making part 6 REALLY awesome if he's spending this much time on it.

[dsaunders1ify]

@monicaemily33 I know, number 6 must have special effects, a fucking band, some kind of dance number or SOMETHING! I hope he didn't just stop making these.

[fraze86]

More episodes please!

[peteypiranha128]

This video reeks awkwardness. The other ones were awkward, but this... THIS ONE made me shrivel up in the fetal position because of its awkwardness.

[Tenkai218]

Henry's Kitchen is the best shit on youtube. I can't believe these videos don't have a few million views already.

[nocolopa28]

if a sushi mastar saw you he'd cry his eyes out.

[redjameskidd]

Henry, I feel so terribly sorry for that poor woman.

[Benjiinsanity]

What a bitch!! After Henry went to all that effort and trouble! What a truely ungreatful bitch!! Keep your head up Henry.

[texsouthpaw1991]

im taping it for the internet. o.....ok

[SuperWeetbixkid]

... I'm taking it for the internet

[iamthegreatest2006]

That's the idea.

[LilNikki730]

why do the stories get cut off...stopit

[LilNikki730]

Random music in the background Love love love it!!!!! once again Henry LMFAO!!!

[yvettemitchell123]

The knife. I can't get over how small and blunt it is...

[pklifter]

man these are the best things on youtube i swear, we need more Henry! MORE!!!

[UnArabMe]

hahahahahhahahahaha. I just can't get enough of these videos.

[liual90]

more!

[cerealkilla187]

Genius. Pure genius.

[heywatchmedance]

My favorite so far!

[ZaPuff]

I can't wait for "Hold Me!" to come out. I just bought "Help Me!" :)

[Crusader982]

XFD holy shit.

[bloodsling]

I like how he starts an anecdote and it cuts off random

[monicaemily33]

MAKE ANOTHER MAKE ANOTHER MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO PLEASE HENRY. I LIVE FOR YOUR VIDEOS. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. MAKE ANOTHER. KEEP GOING. THESE ARE MY FAVORITEST VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE EVER. PLEASE!!! MAKE ANOTHER.PART 6 PART 6 PART 6 PART 6. I'M SO EXCITED FOR PART 6 I CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT.

[FacelessMercenary]

Episode 6 needs to be up soon, I'm starting to feel less depressed.

[phillbosan]

This is even better that The Tikki Bar!!

[phillbosan]

This is pure Genius!!

[yurianne07]

wasaaaabi..WUT?? no not wasabi, more liek some some gefilte fish mess!

[thejeffjohnson197]

Henry, great video, but why are you filming her while she's in your bathroom?

[lawlshane]

aww

[spankrod]

"Yeah, that side's fucked-up."

Lost it. Hard.

[FlamingPanda01]

@spankrod so did i lol

[KnowledgeIsPowerKiP]

I cant tell if she's in on it or not, probably is but if she isnt thats fucking golden.

[HapooDog]

The song "help me" feels much more desperate. 

[fruitmeal]

The avocado shell was not removed from the sushi roll.

[Badcompany777]

I have that cutting tray! :D

[MrGazPowell]

I think it took me the best part of an hour to watch this. Needed breaks between cringing.

It remains, however, awesome.

[lorolog]

I love how this was uploaded on 9/11.

[GiantDoucheNG]

and now we have our sushi

[Fearnight]

E.P.I.C.

[standardbearer]

It hurts to watch :D

[DoYouWorry]

This was so awkward I had to actually skip segments of the video, it was the equivilant of the most intense horror film ever. Amazing fucking job, love this series.

[kanescud]

Genius. Pure genius.

[JamesBeam420]

He grabbed the pan from the oven without oven mits. He would've burned the fuck out of his hand.

[odizzido]

@JamesBeam420 I figured he just didn't notice he didn't cook it. He was probably really nervous since this was his first and last date :(

[gmanw3]

He needs to sharpen those knives..

[annabellemfriend]

4 people actually tried his recipes

[kyle2point]

@annabellemfriend

hahaha. you know i wouldn't be surprised. the fact their are people that take genius satire like this seriously, is almost more hilariously genius than the genius satire itself.

[ArghhPierre]

Hahahaha these get better every time

[crewchamp13]

This guy is great, his stories are so funny, I die laughing every time. Keep em coming!!!!!

[19morsi84]

And now we have our sushi. And now we have our sushi.

[RobotMusings]

At about three minutes in, I was clutching my chest due to the unbearable awkwardness.

[jonsnow115383]

Another triumph!

[guruboyguruboy]

Yeah...that side's fucked up.

[TylerOvington]

5:19 she can't keep a straight face

[kamischaf]

just... brilliant.

[Kiroshima]

So glad i found these vids, they are really helping me increasing my cooking skills. I even may get friends now!

[kaasis85]

Next time you should cook your date!

[weaselfever]

5 bloody stars



[KerryDoan]

Usingo roll? ;) She said yes

[mutrid]

It shows... it's more of. a.......

Fun times!!

Sharpen your knife! if you call her again i'll call the police!

[lilywondertwin]

Ronco knife sharpener is in Henry's future!

[Crazyhardcoredude1]

i love his random storys

they kill me everytime

[ps2knutz]

The worst MDK is better thatn this shit

[seanThree16]

I still like the Shepards Pie one the most. I think this one is a little over the top with the torn up sushi and the severely disappointed girl. I mean this is kind of hard to relate even a little. The girl moving the shorts from the sink was pretty realistic though. Also, needed more awkward conversation. Maybe about where he fucked up when making the sushi. Still like the video though.

[aidsburger]

you are a comedic genius

[ps2knutz]

The worst My Drunk Kitchen is better than this shit

[ps2knutz]

The worst My Drunk Kitchen is better than this shit

[TimoMcD]

You're doing a great job on keeping this series from being stale and a one note "loser ruins food." I love this.

[ltnfire]

previous song was better :)

[brob274]

Who could ever dislike this?

[pwillits80]

@henlips I think the word you were looking for is "character." Or maybe "frugality." Or possibly you just have Avoidant Personality Disorder... for which there is NO escape... well, there's one way I suppose. :)

[odizzido]

How could she have not liked henry :(

[TheAssgas]

What does it show if u make sushi urself???? i need to know.

[Project2481]

Love how you always come up with some new stuff, and those awkward moments are genius. Keep it up!

[tgseason12]

SO FUCKING DEPRESSING :D

[champbronc3]

I know that feel bro :(

[mypillowtalks]

Hey chef henry, can you make a video showing me how to make nice cookies/food for a girl i want to date?

[NineKnivesSevenShots]

rolf when he started cutting the sushi

[coleman2k3]

Henry these videos are great. I only discovered you a few weeks ago. Watched your film punching the clown and a few other vids on here. Very funny stuff, keep it up.

[badjer1785]

seems fake

[Exlemic]

@badjer1785 he's a comedian lol it is fake. but it's still hilarious xD

[iSamtana]

looking forward to the souffle

[georgethegiant1]

This was very educational

[guitarist55566]

"Take Raw Fish Out" "Re-apply Tuna Bits"

[fuckVEVO84]

XFD!!!!!!!!!!1

[3253132389]

The Christmas wreath was a nice touch

[Daryl401]

Hahahaha... the pop ups and the edits... so great.

[blindbyakko]

so much awesomeness in this vid XD

[bmonroe1]

Can I have her Match.com profile?

[Idontplaysports]

Fucking people who dislike this are beyond me.

[freakguitar1]

@Idontplaysports their like only 2, and maybe these were 2 drunks missing the like button :DDD

[TSKB]

Please keep making these they are hilarious and always make me smile

[OrMabinogi]

I shouldn't be laughing so hard. Sushi is terribly annoying to make and is certainly not going to come out right the first time. I avoid it even though I love it. But this... this is golden.

[sharpezor]

Lol this begins like a youporn video

[neon471]

These videos are hilarious! Keep it up :)

[scumbubbles1]

Henry, I'll be your girlfriend.

[HeyzeusPwn]

I want that song.

[valleyshrew]

The best part of this is the music.

[jwhittle91]

her head will show up in a dumpster by the end of the week

[ImaYam]

Henry can I mail you a new knife please?