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  • Last Remix:

    /watch?v=OTOPhBLQpwg

  • I was like 4 or 5 when I heard the clean version of this song. I either thought she didn't want no short shorts or a short man (height). lol

  • no reason to get personal!

  • 109 short dick men disliked this.

  • lmfao i wanna spam this all over facebook on the walls of every guy I've dated

  • I wanna get this ringtone bwahahahaha!

  • Porra, adoro essa música... e o mais engraçado é os recalcados se doendo... huahauahuahauahauahaua....

    Como dizia mama, se a carapuça serviu....

    Pra um cara pp ( small dick), qualquer vagina é larga, hauahuahauahaua

  • OLLD good song

  • not all asians got short dick dont be so close mind jaja

  • @missanyolette agree ,my d**** just 4,5 but can make love long time enough..........this song is wrong means......long is not means every things ,let talk about how long to we take on the bed

  • @missanyolette hahaha welldone.... my GF is japanese i'm not a gifted brotha by any stretch of the imaqgination. but she was amazed.. i'm less than average!

  • @missanyolette i'm sorry i did not mean to be so rude.

  • 105 men have short dicks.

  • Dont want short dick men lol and d man them fi seh nuh want nuh big pussy gal lol

  • lol oh 90s..

  • @iaadotlk1 k fuck you, don't think all asians got short dick. u mother fucker.

  • Guy workin in my gym got fired for putting this song. Copyrights or something

  • @kemita his boss probably had a short dick. hahaha

  • loved this song in my day lol

  • oh dear...

  • I was watching some porn with this song. Maybe it was official video. :]

  • I want to dance this!

  • this song is geared towards asians.

  • @iaadotlk1 it dont matter your race anyone could have a small dick lol

  • As long as it's over 5 inches that's all that matters.

  • @iaadotlk1 thats below average

  • Don't want no Grand Canyon pussy.

  • @iheartlamusique It only feels like a Grand Canyon cause your dick is so small XD

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • I could have sworn youtube.com had the uncensored video at one time... youtube.com is becoming so lame....

  • Its like saying "Dont want a small tit girl"

  • 101 goddamn squares, dude.

  • 101 just over 5 inch

  • 1998 have small dicks

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  • i have a small dick. it's 4 and a half inches :[

  • @BlestTheJediThug It's what you can do with it that counts!

  • @BlestTheJediThug There's plenty of guys way smaller than that. Look up small dicks on xhamster and you'll see what I'm talking about.

  • @BlestTheJediThug thats why you like the tune m8 lol

  • "that's what she said!!" lol

  • don't wanna BIG PUSSY GIRL

    don't don't don't don't

  • still love this songg!! [:

    don't wantt no short dick man, don't don't don't wantt no short dickk man.

  • esta rola es el timbre de mi celular y me encanta :DDDD

  • tengo mucho por dedicar jajajajaja

  • So cheesy but gotta love it LOL!

  • dayummm old ass song, throwback<3

  • Lmfao!

  • ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i love short dicks ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • @karina36888 didn't expected that... WTF!

  • some of yall short dick men gettin a little sensitive on here lmaooo

  • I love how some of you guys are being genuinely defensive about this song and your dick size. What's wrong, did someone sing it out to you when you opened your pants?

  • I've got a big dick, but I don't want a silly techno woman.

    How to solve this puzzle?

  • hey hey hey... it gets the job done lol

  • Short dick dad!!

  • 99 people are Lorena Bobbit's fans...

  • Girls might pay out the size of a guys dick size but dont forget that you women prolly have an old douched wriggle crusty infected vag!

  • 97 people are asians with short dicks! ooooh snap!

  • Dont want no extended worn cunt girls.. ;)

  • @sUiZiDs jajajaja thats great answer

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  • @esperantomusica So is ur fuckin dead grandmother LMAO :D

  • @KellyGreene08 i take it back..i didnt know you was a black girl..muaaah i love black women

  • I need a dick :( im feelin lonely

  • @paulinadejackson

    Im on my way,Citizen!

  • For some reason...This song turns me on!!

  • eeeenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man. LMFAO!

  • The Intro makes my dick larger :)

  • My dick is 2 inches...from the floor.

  • Yeah, Great Song!!! 90s Best Generation

  • Dear Gillette fans: A fan-made Gillette page has been created on Facebook called Miss Gillette. It's the fans way of (hopefully) making Gillette realize how much she's missed and come back,but as you guessed,we can't do that without your help! If you like Gillette,and are on facebook,please show some support by liking her fanpage and enjoy the free rarities posted there! =D

    P.S. YouTube wouldn't let me post the link here! D= Just type in "Miss Gillette" on facebook.

  • HEHE this song would be pain in the ass having short dick LMAO

  • No homo, pause, n all that, this beat goes hard. Wait...that still sounds gay, oh well.

  • "THAT" brought me here?

  • I've discovered a method of making my dick a foot long. I fold it in half.

  • i suppose this bitch likes to bleed then

  • @esperantomusica

    I suppose you have a short dick. Yush?

  • @DanicaDiorPwns bend over/we'll see

  • haha oh my gosh. I heard this song in a porn video last night! haha soooo funny. I love this song now.

  • seems legit

  • PIKHOVET

  • 95 people work for Disney.

  • @TheScarletJacket Or they have a Short Dick :D

    

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  • sms ,,,,,,,,,,,,look it up on urban dictionary i almost plotzed......hysterical

  • No ma!! esta cancion me recuerda a mi Dart Europa 88 (tenia yo ese carro) era blanco, no tenia el respaldo de atras por los woofers que le meti, eran unos pioneer 12 pulgadas! estaba yo en la prepa, y sonaba mi nave KBRON! me gustaba esta rola para mamonear! gracias DJ Crow!

  • I got a lapdance to this song from my cousins stripper friend ha... I got that shit branded in my brain

  • 94 people have short dicks

  • @adamrocks2006 now that IS PRETTY DAMN FUNNY SHIIT I DONT WANT ONE ,,,LET ALONE BE NEAR OONE YIKES GET ME THE HELL AWAY NOW

  • @adamrocks2006 hahahahaha you're right man....!!!! that's why they don't like this song.... If the shoe fits, wear it.

  • @adamrocks2006 Make that 97 ;)

  • <3

  • black dudes got big woods :D

  • I listened and I hear this song today

    

  • more like your pussy is like a fucking bucket

  • @shamillsey LOL yeah maybe. Maybe you have a short dick, man

  • @shamillsey

    Nah it's because you have a small dick. /pat

  • good shit from '94.

  • i dedicate this song to my ex boyfriend :)

  • my ex dedicated this song to me -____- aint that a bitch i dont even know what i did to get this song....nd she knows i aint small -_____- fml

  • @crispin83xd my god farting sounds better than Bieber singing.

  • Vários homens de piru pequeno se revoltando KKKKKK

  • get the fuck out of hhhhhhhhr

  • Que música tan mediocre, estúpida y ridícula!! no tiene sentido de nada y es de mal gusto... Música mediocre para gente mediocre.

  • @79606384 és mesmo néssio

    ha ha,,,, ha ha ha,

    DONT DONT DONT, DDDONT.

  • @79606384 Ese es el chiste 4si es el genero....4lgo estr4f4l4rio , 4mi me d4ri4 verguenz4 llev4r est4 music4 ........ (PERDON POR LOS ´´4´´)

  • SOLO SHOW!!

    SOLO TAJADA DE MADURO!!!!!!!

  • had to play this for some doochbag sending pix of his dic to my friends chic

  • This song is by 20 Fingers, featuring Gillette....

  • I don't like long thin dick men!

  • @starfaery But I do. I don't like fat dick men x)

  • "UMM" indeed.

  • LMAO i love this song. the beat is SICK

  • ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR GIVES YA... :D [can ya dig it?]

  • Would they have many male fans ? i cant stop smiling when she laughs :p

  • dont want no loose cunt bitch, dont want no loose cunt bitch seriously you need pliers to gap that thing shut that has got to be the loosest cunt i have seen in my life, get the fuck out of here

  • @benny1000000

    fail. u were mad. it's obvious!

  • Hahahahhh!! Quality...not heard this in years......so cruel but SO true!!

  • 87 asians heard this song

  • @mojojojostwincam FUCK YA

  • @mojojojostwincam 97 so far lol ....

    

  • @denister2008 LOL, the asians keep multiplying, thats why :P

  • @denister2008 1994

  • Hilarouss :)

  • I remember skipping class to hang out with my friends in their art class and listening to this song haha

  • 87 guys have a short dick haha

  • @famouslymike saw that one coming..

  • Fantastic....wowwwwwwwwwww

  • 87 short dicks listened to this

  • Best dance song :D

  • This song is the reason there are so many spam emails going around touting penis enlargements

  • Anthem of my single days....

  • Can't someone please produce something newer & better than this 17 year old song? This time about the Short Fat Girls on the dance floor?

    Must also be easy to come up with a really cool "Fat Ass Dance" to that! LOL

  • @MatsRosen100 Have you heard the U.G.L.Y song?

  • XD what in the world is that fucking thing?, you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?, that has got to be the smallest dick i have ever seen in my whole life, get the fuck outta here, ah isn¨t that cute? an extra belly button you need to put your pants back on honey. WELL SO IRREVERENT BUT VRY FUNNY XD LOL

  • LOL I remember this song my friends use to play it all the time back in the mid 90's.

  • 83 people are short dick men.

  • 83 ppl have short dick :P pussys

  • Push 8 if you wanna fuck!

  • @NORBEE13 How do you add them?

  • 83 asians have heard this song

  • Hi, I just did a remix of this song ... give it a "ear". Unfortunately I can not put the link here ... looking for 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man (Larry Cervello Pan-pot remix 2011)

  • good job av got a big dick isnt it haha... still a mint tune!!!

  • yeah yeah! tiny wienie lil shrivy short dick man!

    the first time it made me laugh hard as hell!! yo XD

  • LMAO.....

  • girls love this fukkin song cos lime wot the fukkk!!! u guys r gettin like seriosly fukkd up in the fuckin head cos you got tiny little dick he he!! o dear wotts matter boys u cant get a girl cos u got a little dick and girls like me like me an my mates fuckin tease you for a giggle and like make you cry o dear .and we ask our boyfrends to like beat you up hehe! sorry wimps but fuckin girls want big cocks not wimps like thats why we love this song fuckin yehhh!!!

  • @GangstersGirl4Life

    protip honey; wimps pack heat.

  • @GangstersGirl4Life Full of shit much? Honestly, Go tell your bullshit to someone who cares about pathetic little 7 year olds..

  • Happy I don't feel insulted by this song. Not at all...

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  • me n my mates teased a boy at school called luke by singin this song at him every day for havin like a tiny dick and he cried and he hated us lol! it was cruel to him I supose but we didnt give a fuck cos we all had boyfrends who were dead dead sexy and we had a giggle teasing him! x

  • @GangstersGirl4Life who gives a shit

  • @GangstersGirl4Life

    I hope that kid kidnaps you and your friends and rapes you to death.

  • @GangstersGirl4Life what a prick u r xx

  • @GangstersGirl4Life Oh look...its Meg from Family Guy.

  • @GangstersGirl4Life

    That's fucked up.

    I hope he sees you walking alone at night and he decides to kidnap you and lock you in his basement.

    I also hope he feeds you, your boyfriends amputated fingers and toes.

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  • @GangstersGirl4Life It's usually people like you who end up on the shit end of a school shooting too. 

  • whore :X

  • popuuahuuha "kısa yaraklı erkek istemem" diyoo yaa bu ne lann =))

  • it's usually the short dick men who end up bashing your head in

  • i was at a party last night and this song came on and all the girls started to sing along i almost died of laughter lol

  • My cousin showed me this song and said "We're so Asian..." *Sigh -____-

  • hahahaha. . . =D LOL

  • Good song

  • 80 persons are short dick men poobre, pobrecitoooooooss hahaha

  • Loose pussy anthem?

  • @MrCrunkJoose HAHAHAHAHAhahha

  • @MrCrunkJoose

    It's only loose because your cock is too small.

  • @DanicaDiorPwns That's not how it works babe, it's loose because hundreds of men have been there before ;)

  • she don't wanna short dick man// unless he's got keys to the porsch in hand//...women r so shallow...lol. 

  • lmfaoo!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • the perfect song for my ex boyfriend, ile!!...hahahahhah burn in hell son of a bitch..

  • @blackabby666 haha same ;D

  • @blackabby666 loooooool

  • @blackabby666 hahahahaha high five!! I've the same situation!!