Russell Brand - The Secret Police Mans Ball

[EnemyHero182]

I love how the comments on a 4yr old Russel Brand stand-up video are directed towards his divorce from Katy Perry. Wtf does that have to do with this? Go troll your arguments somewhere else please. Pretty sure you'd have no one in real life to talk to, hence why you start internet arguments.

[01110110010110110101]

hahahhahahhahahha

[lolz0rjesus]

Don't think I could love him any more <3

[JessicaBrooke627]

I don give a fuck if he was with katy perry or not, has everyone forgotten get him to the greek? That shits hilarious :)

[metzgermeisterfuchs]

sorry russell you are not funny....more irritating if anything.

[XsweetstarliteX]

I really don't find his stand-up funny at all, but he is much funnier on the whim, in interviews, or on the radio, he is incredible smart, charismatic and funny...when he hasn't planned what he is going to say.

[GolfTutorials]

@XsweetstarliteX well said.. very true

[checkthisout3344]

he's boring

[ThePhantasticGabe]

This wasn't funny at all.

[mcrgiantsfan]

Hehe. He says pee-dophile.

[megabowzer100]

it makes me laugh when jealous bitches below comment on how russells a wanker and unfunny..it boils down to two things,,jealousy because there partners fancy him or the fact he dated katy perry..sad pathetic pricks

[Thompson1425]

@megabowzer100

You would laugh at anything, you idiot! Katy deserves a lot better than Russel The Faggot. I bet that must be the reason she's divorcing him. And watch your mouth when you talk about us. For you we are MRS. BITCHES, got it? You are just as pathetic and unfunny as he is. Retract yourself to your own insignificance.

[WICHSESCHLUCKER]

wanker

[aussiewhite999]

i was trying really hard to laugh along wih him but he's just a very unfunny man.

it's embarrassing to watch.

[megabowzer100]

@aussiewhite999 man fuck off you ausie cunt..stick to shit comedy like edna everage prick..

[Thompson1425]

He is an idiot! And if you don't agree you are just as idiot as he is, if not more.

[TheMazeOfMystery]

@Thompson1425

You're an idiot and if you don't agree you and an even bigger idiot.

[Thompson1425]

@TheMazeOfMystery

And you managed to be even a bigger idiot than both of us (me and Russel)... hahahahaha!!!

[sudofan]

no talent hack

[number1kurosakichigo]

he doesn't have her anymore

[whotaughtyou]

NE75

[skrammer12]

NOICE HAIRA!

[WeekDayGaming]

All my favourite comedians are named Russell...

Russell Brand

Russel Kane

Russell Peters

Russell Howard.

[izvunzemen]

Nah... Katy Perry is a lucky woman.

[SuperMrCarpy]

hate this prick, not funny, how can anyone laugh at this asshole?? whats the world coming to? bring back jimmy edmunds

[cptman56]

@SuperMrCarpy  it must be a british thing

[fullyflared96]

@SuperMrCarpy He has opinions, and methods of purveying these opions, incredibly abstract from the norm, partly because he's originated from an incredibly abstract basis. He's not an asshole, you're just a narrow-minded conformist. And no, im not a hipster, before you use that as your only argument.

[ToriBlandito]

@SuperMrCarpy YOU are essentially an oxygen thief Ծ_Ծ

[nikolinapapa]

He cracks me up!

[Wildfox01]

Oxygen thief! Lol

[h44512]

i hope the people who wrote in those letters to the sun watch this.

[DanielStevenPople]

Somebody posted on my video and said I sound like this guy XD

Now I've seen him I'm flattered :)

[ccschooley]

"you sir, are essentially an oxygen thief" <- new favorite quote

[nightskymine]

Ya gotta love Rusell Brand! He has so much positive energy! It's amazing to me that he had so many addictions with such a great personality to share with the world! And the fact he is spiritual is a major plus in my book! Brightest Blessings Russell!

[SydneyBrit]

Gormless fucktard

[whotaughtyou]

GAMBLING

THANDIE NEWTON NICE

[spitroastfor8]

OH, i do like ketchup. Ketchuppy-wetchuppy. Tomatowy-womaomy Ketchuppy-wetchuppy. I like to dip my willy in it, my little willy-nilly, like a chip. A chippy-wippy, all dippy-wippied in ketchuppy-wuppy. And i fucked manuels grand daughtery-wand-daughtery! haa... u cunt russel brand!

[theblackmafia71]

As funny as a burning Orphange ! the skinny rat headed bobby sands lookalike

CUNT!

[piashona143]

ha Your little princess is here to please you

[livelaughpeacenlove]

"never speak again. you are essentially an oxygen thief."

[TheSubarto]

Take Eminem with you!!!!!!!!

[TheDrMyles]

@TheSubarto whats that mean?

[JesyJaY935]

Even when he's serious he's funny.

[MrDrShitCunt]

his jokes arent particularly funny. but he could make anything funny with that voice

[bmxer272]

whats bipolar disease?

[tmims07]

he is hilarious!

[donrane]

Coming from a few vids from Louis Ck this was a big let down.. Didnt laugh one time... Gonna give him another chance since he is giving Kate Perry STD´s.. Any suggestions ?

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

@donrane You need to be British to understand some of the references but just your comment makes me think you're not the sort of person who would enjoy Russell Brand. Try Carrot top.

[laurenmlynley]

@LetsGoFcukingMental I am not British and I know every reference because, unlike most American's I actually read and keep up on global events. :-)

Russell Brand is awesome!

[sydneymassive]

Do people actually find this guy funny? British comedy is so shit..

[MerciaMedia]

@sydneymassive 'British comedy is so shit' What a fucking retard

[darkgloaty]

@sydneymassive are you by any chance american? Because if you are, that would explain why youve got massive in your name.

[sydneymassive]

@darkgloaty THAT WAS HILARIOUS OH WOW HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY

but no I'm not American.

[SydneyBrit]

@sydneymassive

British comedy is not shit. I'm a pom in Oz and fuck me, you guys need a few lessons. Brand though I agree is a fucking cunt

[Stylowful]

He is a lucky man (Katy Perry)

[Nognoga888]

@Stylowful Katy's a lucky woman too.

[TastyMKV]

@Stylowful I would say Katy Perry is a lucky women.

[coreyg50]

@Stylowful not nemore. its ovvaaaaaa

[MrEskiso]

@Stylowful Not anymore..divorce

[memoryhero]

@Stylowful Not anymore.

[d3m00n3n]

@Stylowful At any rate, Katy was lucky to 'have' him :)

[guyboxerdog]

@Stylowful Hmmm. Not now. Frankly, I love her tits, but, Russell is my hero and has become a boring tinseltown bellend since he wed Miss Jugs.

I prey he comes back as the energetic ireverrant legend he was. We need his sort more than ever

[ChristewieTV]

@Stylowful 1 month later was a lucky man

[axephon]

@Stylowful WAS A LUCKY MAN

[qixismygame]

just ghastly you know kinda icky like

[heatherroye44]

mmh I am a sesy latin girl

[RawrInYawrHeart]

hahah.. looks rather nerve racking.

look at his face, look at his face.

[MrBloopyGoopyGoopy]

I have to admit I have always loved Russell

People just enjoy hating him, like justin Bieber or Coldplay. Not that I like Justin Bieber or Coldplay...

[mrsDOCTEUR]

what does katy perry in this ugly bastard ??

[cmoz88]

@mrsDOCTEUR Go and eat hamburgers, you fat Yank.

[hippojuice23]

@cmoz88 Go eat deep- fried fish off a fucking newspaper you limey prat!

[cmoz88]

@hippojuice23 Fuck off, fatty.

[hippojuice23]

@cmoz88 No humor? Tsk* Okay, then, sorry!

[cmoz88]

@hippojuice23 Glad you're sorry fatty. Now fuck off.

[njdevil281]

@cmoz88 Ill eat hamburgers and fucking enjoy it, you go watch your teletubbies you limey git.

[cmoz88]

@njdevil281 -.- I'd rather watch teletubbies than die before I'm 40, you clinically obese cunt.

[njdevil281]

@cmoz88 I'm not even fat you emotionally disturbed dolt.

[cmoz88]

@njdevil281 Okay fat cunt in denial.

[jask12productions]

@cmoz88 You are on fire. I applaud you sir.

[cmoz88]

@jask12productions You are on a diet.  I applaud you fatty.

[Kuti210]

@cmoz88 both brits and americans are fat as fuck so... what is your fucking point?

[nickypeeps]

@cmoz88 exactly what happens after the age of forty that you think is so great? whatever it is, just do it now and then die. what's the big whoop?

[letspound]

@mrsDOCTEUR he's gorgeous actually

[AllNightDayDream]

People think this is funny?

[cmoz88]

@AllNightDayDream I KNEW you would be American before even viewing your profile :)  Go and watch Family Guy and Two And A Half Men :')

[larfoutloudLOL]

he is actually hilarious :')

how can you not love him?

[Boddahism]

Russell Brand was given the stage name for Russell Brand Athletic wear in Alexander City, Alabama.

[SydneyBrit]

Biggest cunt on the planet. What a fucking nob

[01claytoncasey]

I want to bring him to a party with me sometime. Would be awesome!!

[kwiki24]

he is SO MUCH like jack sparrow!

[YOMINUSTV]

Russell Brand Mashup on my page!

[mra651]

i think brand is hilarious but i still have to kill him because hes married to my future wife

[teruash]

One funny man

[ruthimegi]

brilliant!!!

[mpawsonable]

The expression at 3:08 is PRICELESS. So funny!

[jenshu7]

I can't form relationships that quickly. Fuck knows I've tried.

[GarnetLeoniauf772]

also Hot latin blond girl looking for someone to cam with me, come on

[RayBlitzkrieg]

he is fag and gay, katy perry... :'c

[MrCokeDose]

British humor is really bad!

[pacmandem]

@MrCokeDose Flagged for spam.

[MrCokeDose]

@pacmandem LOL, ok you made me laugh i guess russell brand just fails

[pacmandem]

@MrCokeDose Here's something every American should watch.

watch?v=xUdaPNXC_68

[MrCokeDose]

@pacmandem Funny how everyone assumes people are American, I guess America does dominate.

[pacmandem]

@MrCokeDose I didn't assume; it says "Country: United States" on your channel, you clever clever boy.

You do nothing for your country's stereotypes.

[mpawsonable]

@MrCokeDose I never want to meet you. No offense.

[MrCokeDose]

@mpawsonable I would beat your ass if we met.

[mpawsonable]

@MrCokeDose A coked-up beating? Wow. I had better start working out. My ass... apparently.

[MrCokeDose]

@mpawsonable See British humor is terrible.

[mpawsonable]

@MrCokeDose I'm not British. And that wasn't a joke.

[MagGabCheerVball]

Ya'll are reeaaalll niceee. Oh! And I do love Russell! :))

[karmalink20]

fag

[DKOPness]

@karmalink20 fag

[karmalink20]

@DKOPness fag

[devilgod54]

@karmalink20 fag

[karmalink20]

@devilgod54 fag

[WikkidShyt]

@karmalink20 faggot mothafucker

[karmalink20]

@WikkidShyt fag

[karmalink20]

@WikkidShyt faggot cocksucker

[devilgod54]

@karmalink20 Fag.

[karmalink20]

@devilgod54 fAg

[whenxdovesxcry]

I'm often struck by how incredibly intelligent Russell really is, and how many people don't realize it.

[Dungarth]

@whenxdovesxcry ..I'm amazed at how people think he is incredibly intelligent. I'm sorry but he may have a few mildly humorous anecdotes about his tragic private life but Noam Chomsky or Michael Faraday he is not.

[pimpinmia]

@whenxdovesxcry

Haha that's a pretty funny coincidence. I just searched for him on youtube after watching him interview Daniel Pinchbeck and realizing it myself.

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

I never knew Russel Brand could be so funny

[drdouche1]

thumbs up if you looked up this dude because of Illest Mother Fucker alive

[SydneyBrit]

Absolute CUNT

[MrRalexanderb]

Toby (tobuscus) Turner sounds exactly like Russell Brand when he does an english accent ^^

[GaladedridDamodred]

Such tight pants... >_< They look so uncomfortable.

[Lenullka1]

omg he has such a great accent so that I dont understand him:D

[shezzallee]

RB is a very intelligent person, and I just can't get enough of listening to him.....:)

[MandyByken]

"I don't know much about voodoo, but that seems like an improper solution!!!" <3

[Fallenxash]

Look at the statistics!!!

[moshugari]

i watched this on tv live i think

[wordtouremother]

Hmm, not sure there should be such a strong take up for calling uneducated people oxygen thieves bearing in mind the occasion.

[MIZIKE524]

haha peedophile

[BBug86]

I don't want to sound like a jerk here I love stand up and I know this guy has a lot of fans, but I don't find him funny at all. He's sounds like an amateur, bad timing, repeating his punchlines, and obviously expecting and waiting for pause breaks.

[6labi4]

@BBug86 sorry you cannot understand his geniality and originality! His timing is perfect and indeed is a genius although he has a very particular way of talking, which is part of the fun!

[GhostlyAngel69]

LMFAO!!!!!! this guy is a pisser....never speak again...you are essentionallt an oxygen theif......hahahahahahahah.

[bbBumble28]

I want him as my pet meerkat!!!! How he makes me laugh!!

[ComedyOfMikeyBharj]

very quick comedy take on the recent uk riots: /watch?v=bFRKNE6JwSg

[HeadChopperZz]

Hey look! Its Toby!

[spadedbone89]

**IM S0RRY BUT I JUS D0 N0T FIND THIS GUY FUNNY...HES JUS REALLY ANN0YING N STUPID**

[Bl9cKandWh1tE]

@spadedbone89 thank you for that valuable contribution. May I enquire as to why you are watching this then?

[MoreThanAuthentic]

@spadedbone89 because your typing makes you look WAAAAY smarter than someone who obviously has a large vocabulary, despite his habit of ignoring conventional grammar rules. When you want to call someone stupid, it helps if you give off the appearance of being somewhat intelligent yourself. That would include using the actual "O" key, using apostrophes & commas and spelling short, simple words (such as "just" and "and") correctly.

[nizamm]

Dunno what's wrong with me, but I'd not even smile.

[christiwisti2]

i want him :3

[moelarrycurrly]

Just because he spent his 20s memorising a dictionary so he could impress idiots into the sack does not constitute talent. What a waste of skin, hes like one of those skinny dogs that go around humping everything.

[Plecebo1996]

@moelarrycurrly That's why you're watching his Youtube videos, right?

[moelarrycurrly]

@Plecebo1996 to put some perspective dumb ass

[moelarrycurrly]

@Plecebo1996 so people have a reality check ass hole

[Plecebo1996]

@moelarrycurrly You could at least have correct grammar and spelling before calling me a dumb ass. The irony is just overwhelming..

[moelarrycurrly]

@Plecebo1996 my grammaar sucks but ur not that stupid to understand im insulting u right dumb ass :)

[Saie]

He reminds me of johnny depp .. a more feminine version.

Seen him in 2 films and now Ima fan!

[FreshStart4Me]

jack sparrows cousin

[WhateverHappenss]

@FreshStart4Me for real?

[FreshStart4Me]

@WhateverHappenss lmao no it was a joke because he is kind of like the character jack sparrow

[conday1990]

not.......funny.....

[Tubularm8]

Damn lol, this guy is married to Katy Perry, I have always thought he was gay.

[TheCoconutcrazy]

@Tubularm8 SAME! 

[DustinShaneYounce]

He is kind of like Johnny Depp, but funnier.

[black98ist]

@DustinShaneYounce ikr

[black98ist]

i have a friend i hate

[woohooitsmee]

@black98ist Fantastic!

[mywgb]

He reminds me of tiny tim

[MrYasuKappa]

I love his "Mere Man" pose. 

[Arman7788]

saw him today lmao

[LuckyIzzy659]

his hair makes him look unclean

[BARITRUMPET2009]

I don't know much about voodoo... LMAO

[naimihero]

seriously? THATS wat gets the top comments?

[eddie160994]

"You are, essentially, an oxygen thief". Haha, priceless!

[AngelBiLove]

@eddie160994 all merkins are