Eli Cottonwood Doesn't Have A Mustache (does he?)

[ManuKazu11]

Oh god, Tony Atlas cracked me up! XD

[Crashism24]

Well it's been three years, where's the fuckin mustache!?!?

[Crashism24]

This guy remids me of Chuck Palumbo!

[kanese7en]

for some reasons wwe has the tendency of wasting money to produce some shitty TV show out of some untalented wrestlers...i think even FCW is not appropriate to be made as developmental territory...i'd rather watch the late big bossman match with mideon...

[alexfergusonTOSSER]

@kanese7en fcw is great.

[kanese7en]

@alexfergusonTOSSER FCW might be great but once the talent is brought up to the WWE...it is a flop, WWE sucks, even the crowd suck

[alexfergusonTOSSER]

@kanese7en yup i agree.

[CockyR4]

Even Mark Henry is laughing. Lol just look at the laughs.

[DaniloCamargo]

LMFAO, Best promo EVER

[kingback19]

That's not a mustache

[Sorantheman]

Do you people hear that? That's the death of a career!

[reostzombie13]

@fanjomo You know if Morrison is laughing at it, it has to be bad.

[thetungwakou]

Michael McGillicutty Titus O'Neil and eli cottonwood should form a group. they can dominate the wwe. and imagine the promos.

[dartter50]

@thetungwakou Nexus 2.0

[cmpunk772]

FTW man ur so dumb u talk about u dont have a mustache and then u say u do have 1 FTW?

[omarw007]

that's why nobody else has ever seen him again

[HBKFuckingOwns]

Its moments like these that make me wish i would have watched NXT

[thescottman25]

thats what happens if you divide mustache by zero

[BrahmaBull96]

Got mustache?

[pedobeer13]

shadow??

[wwetnaful]

Eli Cottonwood= THE MOST ODD LOOKING PERSON EVER EMPLOYED BY THE WWE

[LaVitaNouva]

Even he have the rock's level mic-skill ... speaking about mustache to cut your promo is nothing but fail.

[notfromearth7]

Notice at :19, Eli closes his eyes like, "I went to wrestling school......FOR THIS?"

[baria87]

Mark Henry looks like a Teddy Bear

[CrossedMyHell]

FU-CKING PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roblox432]

this is when nxt was insteated and it died on season 3 -_-

[BrahmaBull96]

@roblox432 NXT stopped being good after the first season.

[MrWatchmen759]

i thought he did not have a mustache

[johnnydollar107]

Lol @ Mark Henry :-D

[RunsWithScissors61]

And starting this moment, from now........from this. moment. on......this'll be the moment.....starting now..........of having the best mustache........of them allllllllllllllll.

[TheSB300]

lmaooo

[a7mm8BXe]

0:38 - Rape face

[ryanKonarsk]

this was weird as hell

[helenzlazzli]

Mario Bros hahaha

[treker999]

If you want a moustache... make it a moustache

[chelzmofo11]

HAHAHAH!!!!! JoMo's reaction made it like 4 times funnier! then Tony Atlas popped up and i lost it! XDD

[Animal1Fan]

If you want a Mustache ....... Go to Winnepeg you idiot

[mysticx0]

...and every single one of them sucked huge balls. nxt= the only thing worse than tna.

[Phenomenawesome]

now i know why Jomo has a mustache

[AwesomeOne0111]

@Phenomenawesome jomo is so good he grew a beard lol

[SUOMI207]

LoooooooL nice edition

[Mondesjr1983]

I thought he said he didn't have a mustache

[Be16Cool]

i am sorry 4 john morrison :D

[Wafflesaurus]

lmao jericho referenced this in his second book. for whatever reason he mentioned the word mustache and then in brackets it sais (eli cottonwood represent yo!)

[andrewf25]

He Walks As If He Has Something Up His Ass!

[CCGdude09]

haha lucky canon was like wat the FUCK!! O AND NICE USE OF THE MARIO BROTHERS

[DemonShadow317]

0:39 RAPE FACE ACTIVATED!!

[otaviotittoto]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[AcidDiva]

John Morrison's like I don't know his ass...he's not my rookie!

[otaviotittoto]

LOL 0:41



[Nightmarerulz6]

@otaviotittoto I lol'd so hard at the Mario and Luigi part. xD

[DevinHades]

Retard.

[411jeffhardyfan]

MUSTACIO

[DeclinedLaw]

The guy just looks so retarded when he walks, i lol'd

[jww112093]

Four people are Eli Cottonwood. That was a mega fail if I ever saw one.

[luckyniji]

Lolol, Where is the clip of The Soup making fun of this??

[ysamanika29]

...and starting this mustache, from now.. from this mustache on.. this will be the mustache starting now of the genesis of mustache. <- he should've just said this, it would have been better XD

[TheLettersLSB]

I love Ryder's reaction, he was in shock hahaha

[QuietGiantProduction]

*fart* mustache fart

[rcr1025]

this is too akward to watch

[DemonKingMMA]

If you want a mustache.......make it a mustache.

[Cobretti20001]

@DemonKingMMA lol brilliant

[Swype87]

i don't know what Morrison's laughing, as a face, he sucks at promos just as bad LOL!!!

[Cobretti20001]

@Swype87 soooooooooo true

[shinhawk]

The best part is seeing all of the pros lmaoing.

[KingoftheRing2011]

MUSTACHE > NXT



[JAMES2K2COLD]

If this was improved I'm glad he didn't get to the main roster!

[SwitsaSwoo]

After watching Eli Cottonwood fail on the 'Talk the Talk' challenge, The Great Khali was extremely disappointed in his little brother.

[alexandur55]

Maybe he meant that he did'nt have an upper lip.

xD

[krisdop]

man who is writtin this script

[ThisIsTedWhoRU]

eli cottonwood wwe's 2nd retard

[kcbrink1054]

@ThisIsTedWhoRU hey go screw yourself u know nothin

[MarcusBarrettMashUpz]

@ThisIsTedWhoRU First: Eugine

[mexxal16]

as u can see. this is what happens when u get hit into the head too often

[MrWCW2000]

This would be the best NXT promo ever if not for the McGillicutty promo

[xxJemaxx313]

LOL!!!! best promo ever!!!

[Tonylover13535]

Great video, two thumbs up

[stephencarlmagno]

Eli: what is a mustache

[TheBkw]

Lol did you see Morrison in the end? Haha. He couldn't believe he was with that guy!

[Fallout5193]

This is super uncomfortable

[psnStarzNBarz]

The talk the talk challenge!

[facejobby]

This is the worst promo I've ever seen.

[MrDLHart]

Guys he did this on PURPOSE. It's his gimmick. He's crazy

[pirajacinto4]

Oh no! I can't believe I clicked on this and reminded of this HORRIBLE promo................!

[CoolMaster224]

I NICE

THICK

MUSTACHE

[777cena777]

OMG this is hella funny

[777cena777]

LMFAO hes stupid

[XXXXXXXXWWEXXXXXXXX]

hes gimmek is to be a (weirdo)

[xxCMxxPunk]

looooooool

[RavenMichaels]

What was WWE thinking when they gave him that? There wasn't much he could do with it...

[CTLProductionsv1]

Titus O'neal Make it a Win!

[DickkBTeam]

That was awesome tho...

[TheAgentAwesome]

Cottonwood reminds me of Rick James from Chapelle's show where he says he never did things just to do them and wouldn't grind his feet on someone's couch because it's something to do.. then a second later he says he remembers grinding his feet on Eddie Murphy's couch..

[MRCrackerShaq96]

@TheAgentAwesome Fuck yo couch!

[stringfellowhawke247]

Love the Tony Atlas and Percy laugh at the end. Nice touch. lol

[saagalina]

When I saw this on tv it kinda creeped me out lol

[avenger1000]

He should have talked about how anyone can grow a moustache, but it takes a real man to work for and achieve what he wants. Still, I can understand breaking under the pressure.

[JESSE75946]

I got 1 word for Cottonwood..mustache!

[llTheViperll]

HaHaHaHaHa !

[minerdigger]

nice one mate

[AtanasKojuharov]

eli for hall of fame let's make this the most watched video on Youtube WWE bring back Eli Cottonwood as a comedic tweener have him on raw to have promos like these Eli's promos=Ratings LOL

[WYWWrestling]

lol



[carlDJS]

I would feel like s*** with all the pro's laughing at me

[carlDJS]

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooL!

" I dont Have one "

[KILLASEASON000]

MUSTACHE

[TheMichaelW1]

greatest video ever

[JTGIsMyHero]

WWE should give him a couple of years and he'll be able to do a good promo

Cool video =D

[whyemceeay]

Best promo of 2010!

[OCcrazy1]

can any1 in wwe do a good promo on mustache

[OCcrazy1]

i wouldn't call any of them mustache what that he was just staring 2 grow 1

[DrekorigV2]

ROFL, wheres the mustache? LOL, doesn't he even see his face in a mirror? He was cool BTW, damn he was eliminated, he was like the 3rd NXT rookie I was rooting for.

[JTGIsMyHero]

@DrekorigV2 ow yeah, he's great !

Not really... The guy is sloppy in the ring and he has no wrestling skills. He's like the Great Khali II. And judging by this video, he hasn't got ANY mic skills what so ever.

[Bangoustine]

big autist

[olliemaster420]

At the end of the theme song, "Who will be the next breakout star?"

ELI COTTONWOODS MUSTASCHE!

[olliemaster420]

"give me a couple more days i'll have a nice thick mustasche"

how much drugs is this guy on? to bad he got eliminated. i thought for sho he would win and get all the ladies with his nice thick mustasche! i mean, nobody else has one!

[Landshark23]

Shroedinger's cat, Cottonwood's mustache.

[TheMondayWarrior]

aw man, that was funny

[CandieCanex3]

Hahah

[HauntingYourKids]

I love Cottonwood's face when he gets his topic. You can tell he's thinking, "Aw, crap."

[NickWWF]

This video was 5 F'N STARS!

[thething418]

no mustache is the best mustache of all - eli cottonwood

[booknerd411]

wow he has a mustache and he doesnt have one......amazing

[EnglishSmoker2]

cocaine's a hell of a drug

[Mandysipod]

Haha, that's the funniest! But John Morrison was so cute laughing at him! He had to hide his face (:

[Clay3613]

Someone needs glasses and a book on "Improv For Dummies"

[MB69RatedR]

He better win

[weetodaman]

Lol, epic.