PET CROCODILE

[pretentiousguy27]

You know a crocodile is tame when a FUCKING TURTLE is trying to steal food out of its mouth.

[citizenlizard]

Um...that turtle......................wt­f

[Lilliz91]

that turtle had some balls.

[mqatarm1]

 today pet ... tomorrow monster

[rsuriyop]

lol @ turtle fighting croc for food :)

[eliasdujjo]

mmm! fuck me baby!

[jewelbenn]

HOW did you get the harness on it...

[BlueDragonFuze]

Doesn't seem very smart for an ordinary person to have one as a pet. Just saying.....and I'm sticking to it.

[mattatthome]

not ganna lie...that ballsy lil turtle is cooler

[gary608608608]

Bro that's a saltwater croc

[SteeleExotics]

Fatal Attraction....What a joke. Ap has really went down hill. Dont believe everything you see on fatal attraction they like to stretch things a bit for your amusement.

[HerperJake]

what are you hoising him in?

[123sexy29]

Great life ;P

[reptilebeast123]

nice croc

[MR713JOSE]

Cool but has he/she ever bit you or the cat?

[FanOfTheDoraemons]

See you in Animal Planet: Fatal Attractions

[7mikethebike]

it looks like it's snout is narrower than most common crocodiles. Not a nile or american croc, I don't think.

[Crimsonfangg]

Wheres the picture of him as a purse and pair of boots?

[momo11130]

Wow looks like he has a pretty good life loll

[mrAlokyy]

thats a ballsy little turtle XD

[Vailwolf]

That turtle has some balls.

[pandafatxXx]

WOW that fuckin' turtle is a champ

[inakaos19]

seeing a croc in that fucking sissy chainthing 0:29 just makes me sad. really SAD. i hope this guy gets bitten by a venomous snake and does not make it to the hospital.

[Kronikwookie]

lol poor turtle cant get any of that action

[ReptileMan1122]

lucky i cant own a croc



[animalsaurus3000]

you should see the croc episode of fattal atracctions

[superstriker242]

why didint he eat the turtle

[ivangrozny27]

i'm just amazed that a turtle and a crocodile can be friends

[858wells]

is that a nile croc?

[pwnedbyfishies]

@858wells its not. the snout is not thick enough

[NekoUzumaki]

@pwnedbyfishies It's a babbbby. 

[pwnedbyfishies]

@NekoUzumaki its snout is still too thin. i think it might be a salty. im not too sure though

[NekoUzumaki]

@pwnedbyfishies It might be. I want it. xD

[MGSDORITO]

that turtle is boss!

[mshrum555]

f***ing stupid turtle

[beardedDRAGON007]

at 2:03 did the croc bite the head off of the turtle?

[ivangrozny27]

@beardedDRAGON007 more of a love bite i think

[joker6951]

Haha the turtles like THATS MINE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[kingtuna13]

End he Planking

[peplo6]

It sure beats a hamster

[FLIPminoman]

@peplo6 Its sure does, until you fall in the tank....LOL

[cerdo222]

what kind of turtle is that?



[Plasticdildos]

@cerdo222 brawed shell turtle :)

[SuperTouchthis]

Hmm... If it's got a habitat thats big enough you might be able to have one .. My Mistake Sorry

[SuperTouchthis]

Thats illegal No matter what its illegal to have a pet crocodile in australia

[355vk1]

@SuperTouchthis no its not i live australia and my mate has a pet croc in hes backyard

[Plasticdildos]

@SuperTouchthis it is in nsw but in victoria you can apply and recieve a licence because this is my new profil my old profile is crock kid and mum holds a deminstrater licence to take the reptiles around to schools to teach kids about them :)

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I wanna swim with it and then take it for a walk in the park.

[nawzays23]

the ninja turtle got balls!



[theiglady]

This is the craziest thing ever. How this croc doesn't eat the turtle and cat is beyond belief. He seriously acts like a house pet the way he walks around the house!

[turtlelover191]

1:54! The turtle and the croc!

[SuperCakeGuy]

Is it tame? Imean would it try to snap your hand off if it got the chance?

[gjuboy1122]

@SuperCakeGuy reptiles do not become "tame" it would snap your hand off in a second. and anyone who claims their snakes are tame is wrong. the snake isn't tame, it's just tolerating the handling since it's been conditioned to it's whole life and you are too big to be food. a salt water fully grown would eat a person in a second given a chance.

[Twiztidninjas]

That turtle is a beast

[Th3James]

I want one

[Silverpandablood]

Whats the song?

[hAjRiQ8X]

i have a baby croc do u hav any advice for me

[Plasticdildos]

@hAjRiQ8X yess deffinietly please email me on crocsncritters@hotmail.com  i will answer any questions

[kjtheplayer3373]

hah! So cute isn't it!?

[LunaForLunch]

is this in Austrailia? If so I'd move down there to get one of these bad boys. Johnnie is so cute and strangely cuddly-looking ^^ Seeing this video and the one with the woman I want a croc for a pet. -3

[robb5rant]

what a cool video!!!!!!

[MegaBoyBelieber]

you are one of the only guys who understand how much space a crocodile need! :-D

[TimboTheRandom]

i fucking love turtles.

[JoJoRama702]

Blastoise and Feraligatr : ]

[SuperDarkGuardian]

@JoJoRama702 lool closer... it's blastoise, feraligatr and goldeen lol

[CalvinTeeKai]

@JoJoRama702 NOO they are not level 36 they are just level 10 so they are squirtle and a errr whats the small form of feraligatr?

[PokeZillaX3000]

@CalvinTeeKai Totodile. But it's big so it looks more like Croconaw. XD

[CalvinTeeKai]

@PokeZillaX3000 i will make that croconaw into aligator soup with my bare hands XDD i love animals so i dont eat reptiles i like chickens -D

[PokeZillaX3000]

@CalvinTeeKai Lolz.

[carlosvaldes2007]

retarded coc

[adj569]

Haha the turtle is like back the fuck off or I WILL eat you!!!!

[QhzlSuddenAttack]

how could a croc yawn so long? 8D

[1SeedyPirate]

Video should be titled "Badass turtle"

[colelovesknives]

Seems like the turtle is boss.

[Siwulam]

That turtle is a beast! 

[TheJestersDoor]

i love the cat at the end , one day it will be passing through johnie's digestive tract

[wolfsrule31]

were did you get crocodile?

[arachnidman8eyes]

0:58 what the fuck are you lookin at?

[thamnophis14]

Awesome video. I've got a Common snapping turtle who lives with us, sleeps with us and goes on trips with us. He's just part of the family. One of the kids.

[8soccer4life8]

thats awsome where can i get one of these i looked in the pet stores xD , im in CALI

[fishrcoolturtles2]

That turtle is the master mind the croc is the turtles minion I like the song.

[Marksman600]

I can understand other pets but a alligator... I'm not one of those dudes where everyone thinks their a jackass talking about animals should only be in nature but an alligator there is something bad about that

[jaws898]

thumbs up if after watching this u wanted a pet croc

[XshizandgigglesX]

I'm surprised he didn't eat the turtle! This is cute though yet dangerous. This song sucks asshole btw.

[RedRex300]

is he nice?

[lordabomity]

How is this even legal? This animal needs to be in the wild!!!

[99elizabeth]

@lordabomity just shut up omg so boring when people like you comment on videos like this..

[lordabomity]

@99elizabeth Oh good argument you have there. lol

[99elizabeth]

@lordabomity

ikr xox

pretty sure everyone else thats an exotic animal keeper would agree that it is boring when people who know nothing about them comment on videos saying that. heard it all before, blah blah blah. 90% of pets like this were bred in captivity + wouldn't survive in the wild.

why dont you go and cry over all your neighbours keeping dogs captive, geez they were wild once too.

if animals happy who cares. them being happy is all that matters really. same goes for humans.

[lordabomity]

@99elizabeth Pretty funny how you assume I don't know anything about exotic animals. Seriously, it was funny. It's also funny how you seem to be able to deduct how happy or not happy this particular reptile is just by looking at this short video. You most be a genius or something!! There is a difference between different animals. I can have a CB baby in my apartment to... as long as it looks happy it's ok right? And what do you think will happen when it gets to big?

[99elizabeth]

@lordabomity if you knew anything about them, you wouldnt be talking about them in the way you are:')

its not about them looking happy its about them acting it. if an animal isnt happy it doesnt eat and it can get violent too - something which if you have an aligator or a cb you dont want. this one is eating and swimming around. two obvious signs its healthy and happy.

when it gets too big you build it a bigger enclosure.. you wouldnt buy it if you didnt have the space to do that eventually.

[lordabomity]

@99elizabeth "you wouldnt buy it if you didnt have the space to do that eventually." That's just it.. Lots of people get animals that get to big eventually and don't think about the consequences.. And that's why there are restrictions when it comes to what animals you can own. if you knew anything about them, you wouldn't be talking about them in the way you are, (that immature shit works both ways) Therefore owning a crocodiles should be restricted to certain people.

[lordabomity]

@99elizabeth And I'm from Sweden so I don't know what laws you have in different states, but if you don't completely lack a sense of common sense you would at least see my point. I'd love to have a cuviers caiman or any other smaller croc species. But I would refuse to have them in an enclosure that is barely minimum like many people do. So I'll stick with my smaller reptiles. And please drop that "better than you" mentality cause it's not working for you.

[lordabomity]

@99elizabeth sorry spamming you but here's 2 good examples of what I mean.

watch?v=OD47rXoGCzY

watch?v=y545xDHP6Ds

[99elizabeth]

@lordabomity and those videos speak for the whole world do they? why dont you comment on them instead of videos like this, because theres nothing wrong with this one.

[lordabomity]

@99elizabeth And those videos are a direct result of loose regulations. Funny how you seem to miss the point in every turn. Good luck with that....... Bye

[99elizabeth]

@lordabomity funny how you make no sense. loose regulations? loool. bye xox

[Jslp1234]

@lordabomity ur mum needs to be in the wild

[bchu78]

is that a murray short neck turtle?

[AmphibiousReconMSOB]

I woke up with three toes missing huh! thats what hppens when you sleep with aligators

[NewportAngel]

the turtle is like "give me some of that!"

[AnimalExpert1000]

Mom theres a crocodile in the living room again

[MORTARHATE77]

hahaha same happens with mines, i have 2 acutus sharing the acuaterrarium with an acutum turttle

how old is your croc?

[WaCh01167]

is the at dead ???

[djolarola]

Its good to have this as pet, but you have to buy too much food for him, isnt it?

[comedybenj]

i dare you to get in the water with him

[kailashpaul3]

aww u got it all wrong thats a caiman i know cause i have one and i handle em alot

[PythonsandScales]

@kailashpaul3 Thats a croc

[kailashpaul3]

@PythonsandScales sry lol i saw the snowt mabad

[MVGkaiser]

Woah this is one saucy croc, he has an X-Box 2:35.

[kylemyster100]

where can you buy crocs

[AnthonyPrimmer]

Lol funny shit turtles like "listen hear asshole I'm hungy" lol grate vid make some more

[meneerNL]

you have to take walks with it?

[SWIFTBRATZ]

Thats one BRAVE turtle!

[brutalbag225]

song?

[zman61698]

I want a pet crocodile.... How did u get it

[littlepervekitteh]

i like the way crocodiles walk

[chunkmanshaun]

its a gariel croc skinny noses

[bchu78]

@chunkmanshaun no its a freshwater crocodile, look them both up, theres a difference..

[kylemyster100]

what song is this

[alanell712]

It's a gavial?

[bchu78]

@alanell712 no

[ricadrew]

These relationships never end good.

[hockeypark]

A pet gator.....good pet.

A pet crocodile.....GANGSTA PET.

[markjoachen]

in the next video it ll be our cats gone missing with the turtle

[markjoachen]

i would hate to be this guys postman

[likeomgutube]

@markjoachen out of everything you could possibly you thats what you come up with? yeah, gee, "i would hate to be this mans eye doctors assistants secretaries roomate!"

[markjoachen]

@likeomgutube your way to techinical for me in the thinking to much department thats why

[DownKrownKlown]

Crocodilians are actually highly intelligent animals, unlike other reptiles they have a cerebral cortex which means they can learn!

[oufupion]

what if it tries to attack u or eat you when it gets older?? o.o

[aboudqadi]

@oufupion well if its well fed and givin care it wont attack

[RedRex300]

@oufupion crocs can be tamed, if u feed it right, and treat it with care it will actually seek attention like that of a dog or cat

[oufupion]

@RedRex300 WOOOOOOOW 0.0

[mynameisnicko]

that turtle is a bully

[seththeslayer1]

@mynameisnicko he is!!! he was stealing food

[Facto010]

@mynameisnicko hahahahahhahahahahahhah xDDD....

[MrJimmypoop]

i have a pet croc that i need help with its very small i dont no what to feed it its also making noises like a baby and most of the time its sleeepss!

[venomman20]

@MrJimmypoop the noises are normal feed it small fish or small pieces of chicken

[DarkStarArmor]

were you get it and were are you at?

[Th3H0lyM4ge]

lol, the turtle and the crocodile were both fighting for the food

[tom3999]

ahhahaha its got a leash lol ultimate stoner pet.

[TheCroclady]

I didn't have to toilet train Johnie....... she toilet trained herself !!

[kylielan]

how hard was it to toilet train a crocodile?