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  • I can't even last a minute without the internet

  • mine actually did that and some random indian guy came on so my bro lost it and simply said ' DO YOU SPREKEN ENGLEESH???' and he hung up.

  • my network kept going in and out while watching this.

  • is this like a un-copyrighted of 2WIRE

  • i have roadrunner

  • Takes me 20min to completly buffer this video. FUCK CLEARWIRE.I don't even want to mention how awful playing multiplexer player games are. Shitty ISP, my farther should never have got rid of comcast FML.

  • clear sucks only use them as a last resort. They do not promise what they say but they sure do like taking your money and if you threaten to sue they tell you that the fcc regulations allow them to restrict bandwidth and it is even written in the small print that no one even reads because they don't understand it

  • Clearwater your a bunch of crooks I can't even check my m*therfuckin facebook! Hahahaha oh that's hilarious.

  • I laughed so hard at 3:11 and 3:15

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  • NOOOOOOOOOOO FINISH THE SONG YOU MADE UP

  • lmao oh man i hate it when that happens

  • whats worse? clear wire or quest?

  • hahahaha, you are funny guys, clear has just updated their service and its good with no NAC (no annual contract) simply means that clear is good although you really have to dig what the service gives you, clear is just for me the best provider which is the most affordable ever if you could think that, customers who canceled their service with clear always wanted to have it reconnected because they realized that its always Clear to be with Clear :) good luck guys :)

  • If you have no Internet and you told the guy that. Why did he tell you to go to a web site if you have no Internet.

  • @dorsa12345

    That's the joke. Also, automated messages.

  • I have clear :-) work perfect for me no cap

  • Time Warner Internet is mad slow

  • i just cancel my clear .........fuck clear and the download cap. if im paying for unlimited i should get unlimited.

  • Virgin Media FTW. :3

  • I'm using Clear 4g right now. Just ran a speed test at 8.68 Mbps download. Sux to be you, I guess.

  • USB one is worse than all of them

  • Bol, wow is clearwire really this ducky.

  • thats why i use linksys;P

  • if i make a video of myself smashing my stupid clearwire modem with a wooden baseball bat and then going inside and borrowing the neighbors wifi, will you allow me to post it as a video response??? hahah

  • hhahah how the f is he supposed to get on internet arse holes

  • hhahah how the f is he supposed to get on arse holes

  • i do the same like the guy in the video 3 times at per week,is becoming a drama acting career for me

  • 2:07

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  • cool the message below me I made yesterday lolololololol awsomme video!

  • cool the message below me i made yesterday lolololololol awwwwwwssssssooooommmmmmeeeee video!

  • Why do u have clean wire on speed dial?

  • Clearwire DOES EXIST lol

  • Never seen this:image shack / 84/ img2011090600134.jpg

    8" steel reinforced concrete, 6" concrete fences. line of 20'+ pine/aspen, entire lot of 3 story condos, tower about 2000' away. Buy yes throttling is an issue, big time. Unlimited != unlimited with any provided, BS! Ive had to call them many time, nice drama but your depiction is a fucking lie. Two lies dont make a truth.Their ping sucks too. Not good at all for gaming. Movies= You wILL be throttled.

  • I've been there lol

  • it took me 15mins to download this vid.....clear why!!!????

  • chris brown on cellphone lol

  • fuckin idiot.. wait for 2 hours doin gay stuff.. FUCKA'! WHY DON'T you just redial er'time you can't connect! LOL... see misa' fucka' istead o' waiting that fuckin long, just try to use yer fuckin mind ..okay? use it! . LOL.. not that I am for clearwire.. just find this fuckin vid stupid..anyway, u entertained me wit yer humor. LOL 5stars for ye

  • you have a GAY Wii??? LOL you douche

  • Hahaha! It gave him a internet address! I friggin died

  • If you have Clear and this type of things is happening to you, file a complaint with the FCC and BBB, and if you want go to *pingtest. net* to test your ping, copy and paste the result in the complaint. And if you are going to change companies and don't want to pay the fee, use the complaint as an argument, and be sure to put that in the complaint as well. This kinds of things keep happening because consumers do not fight back.

  • As Long As It Took Them Too pick The Phone Up Is HOw Long It Takes Me TO COnnect To XBOX LIVE !!

  • clear is shit dont do business with those asshole liars its a scam and it dosent work

  • dog licks your face

    just wipe it off slowly,.....haha

  • ok lol

    it so weird

  • ok lol

  • i died laughing at the end XD

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  • The so called modem looks a hell of a lot like a Hughes Net modem. Worst Internet service provider EVER.

  • After dealing with Hughes Net for a couple of weeks I went back to Clearwire and the sad thing is that it is a major upgrade in comparison to Hughesnet. Nothing to write home about but I couldn't even watch videos on Netflix or get on the PSN store with satellite. When it's good it's decent but when Clear sucks it's god awful and it's a damn shame it's essentially my only option for "high speed" internet right now.

  • dont wipe away shelby kisses!!!

  • that is the most stuped hold jinjle I have ever heard

  • Steve, you are a genius! I was on the phone for hours with my tech support one year for hours and they finally fixed it but after.several hours of trial and error and trying to understand their English . Granted they spoke good English but their accent was a bit thick.

  • I have clearwire. I know your pain...

  • just watching a youtube video is a task...and i have all my bars

    watching a video on netflix! forget about it! i am so canceling this shit, comcast here i come!

  • Lol At 1:00 it is the alven and the cipmunk theme... ( i have a strong memery... Not in speeling....)

  • lmao i bet comcast would support this

  • i luv the part at 2:05

  • I wish I could get verizon fios or att u-verse but they are not even available in certain apartments and cities. Now my only options are twc or clear.

  • I'm the same way with twc, I called to cancel my services, I would talk to one of the employees and they would put me on a different line with another employee. Before I never had a problem with twc but now in these new apartments. Every time it rains I lose my cable and internet signal....

  • Funny thing is, my Cousin was a salesmen for them over here in Ireland for a while, so I know they're terrible. xD

  • We should do something about this. this is fraud and I don't like my money to be in those faggots hands..

  • @PinoyGamers I'll poo in there hands (giveing you your money back before i do) xD

  • lol you gotz teh boost mobile? you like teh slow ass shit?

  • if u hav internet troubles go on the internet and go on retardedsite.ass

  • When he spit out the sandwich I LOL'ed so hard..

  • It sucks living in a rural area because despite dumping Clearwire one of my few options is Hughesnet. Clear was ok but when it sucks to the point where I can't even get online for multiple days then it's a problem.

  • Im using Clearwire too, but It sooooooooooooooooo slow

    CLEAR SUCKS!!! CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!CLEAR SUCKS!!!

  • @stfunlay dumb ass clearwire is fake....

  • mines work fine for me mainly at night... tower right up the street...

  • 2:00 cute ;]

  • paying for 1.5Mbs DL/500KB UL. My speed is always capped. sometimes it goes to 170-200KBs, but maybe for like 10 mins out of the whole day. However it''s all i can pay for now. I really hate them. My modem is near a window and still doesnt help the speed.

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  • is it bad that i lost connection halfway through this vid???

  • Look at the bright side, you can listen to fag songs for free... XD

  • When my connection goes down, I can almost always still get on the Clearwire site. Then the rest of the internet follows. It's weird. And yes, my connection went down while watching this video.

  • I hate it when you are haveing trouble accessing your computer/internet, but the only way to fix it is to actually get on the computer or internet.

    Oh and 1:50 to 1:55= Awww/Ewww!

  • to watch this video i have to start i,,t press pause,, read comments,,,wait a while, THEN,,maybe i can watch it. if i wanted to read i wouldnt be on yt

  • clearwire is real

  • lmao at 2:07 she said hot dog

  • LMAO at 2:07

  • why was the dislike butto

  • I had no problem watching this video on my Clear service with 11.4 Mbps d/l speed. It's a little slower today than usual :)

  • the part of the waiting time is so true XD

  • Yup, this is normal for me. I have 5 bars and typically see 50KB/s downloads. 80 a month for this garbage... I'm going back to cable next semester and Crapwire can suck my Texas Bawls.

  • video starts *buffering* 5 mins later *bufering*

  • I've had clearwire for 2 years now. The fact of the matter is that when any new technology launches in a city, there is going to be growing curves, hence, why so many of you have neg things to say. However, since the company has launched here, we have added hundreds of towers and increased throughput to those towers. Our service is now faster than any of the competitors at a much lower cost.

  • @clearohio Still crap I got 4g got a download test , 112.3 MBPS I was like -____- cause It takes me about 20mins to dowload a 12 MB song.

  • @PivotDragonball Sometimes you need to consider where you live as the problems you are having. One of the conveinence factors of Clear is we dont use cable and phone lines, which means it is based on a broadcast signal. There are many other factors besides "YOU SUCK" that can actually alter coverage and signal strength. If it doesn't work for you when you get it, cancel it, full refund. Simple as that as you get a free trial period and get a full money return. Our customers love us beyond that.

  • BOA I would go to this clearwire thingy and go to the seller and rip his balls off^^

  • You are too damn much Steve..Got me laughing at 6:00 a.m. What a day ahead!!!

    LOL...

  • Clearwire's ROUTER is nothing but a piece of BULLSHIT!!!!! Their lame-ass new one is still BULLSHIT!!!! I believe they sold out to the friggin' CHINESE, that now own every damn thing including our utilities. So the next time you flush your commode, always think: not Clearwire but CHINESEWIRE...we are sure to please...and pleased to fuck you!!!!!

  • Love it!

  • SO TRUE 

  • I would be so pissed....

  • I'd punch clearwire in the face if i could. fucking piece of shit! >:(

  • Clearwire fucking sucks

  • Me and my family have clear wire and the internet when storms or something comes up blows lol

  • lot of dicalmer at the end. i was already laughing. then saw the them and laugh even harder

  • wow what a waist of 2 hours and 49 minutes u could hav been doing something better lol

  • lmfao!

  • And yes it might be the area were in , But COME ON WHY WOULD YOU SALE INTERNET SERVICE IN A ARE THAT IS NOT COVERED. NOW YOU KNOW THEY RIP PEOPLE OFF

  • roarunner internet with a 29 mb/s downspeed for free!!! clearwire was the biggest mistake i ever made

  • Im going to be honest with everyone here, I had clearwire for 6 months and never had a single fucking 1 mb/s speed. Everytime i called they would put me on hold , and when i did talk to them they would run these stupid annoying tests that never never help your speeds or they just hang up on you. Yes they actually hang up on you* I was paying $46 a month for this embarrising internet from clear. Untill 3 months ago i got fed up with it and decided to crack WEP keys, now im on free ..continues...

  • Lol most annoying thing about clear IMO is that It says PERFECT SIGNAL but i wont have any internet access.

  • I used to work at Clear wire when they required you to know something about computers. I got fired for being too mean to the new hires. I worked in voip and the two questions that were cruel to new hires, "What lights are showing on the device ?" and "have you tried plugging phone into other connection?" They made up a story that I haven't been taking transfers and fired me. You know they get a tax credit for each person they hire but there is no corresponding loss for firing?

  • That is always how it is! On hold forever, the minute you decide to eat or drink something, someone picks up! I love how you just spit out the sandwich. lmfao

  • nah! costumer service is not that bad! the fucking service sucks because i get stupid stupid slow internet connections all the fucking time! and their help support always say the same stupid fucking thing! the company slows you down to compensate the usage, (my fucking usage and it suppose to be unlimited) our account. I fucking average a 1.5 GB download watching videos and playing fucking games online. so if i get over 30 GB in a month my speed is o.57 mb/s screw you clear!! grrrr!

  • i had clearwire for the entire 2 yr contract. It sucked the entire time. I even purchased a dvd with a digital download & clearwire accused me of pirating!

    CLEARWIRE sucks donkey balls!

  • @dglenn247 The worst part of Clearwire for me, I had their phone service. So when the net went out, as it did several times a day for hours at a time, i was without a phone to call and request help. Then i would call them after my service came back. They would tell me they are resetting my box. next thing i know, no service, no phone, now no clearwire! TW Road Runner for me!

  • I agree with you, I worked for Clear doing webchat. They are going over seas, because they are going bankrupt and need to save money. They fired and laid off I say over 100 employees. If i had Clear services i would cancel that shit.

  • i know how you feel about Clearwire. i use to work for the client doing webchat. They are going over sees, and laid off a bunch of there employees. They are going  bankrupt.

  • I've had the same experience!!! Ha ha love it when you spit out the sandwich!!!

  • bthomehub I LIVE IN THE DARN COUNTRYSIDE NOOOOO I USE A EITHERNET CABLE stupid internet

  • I have Clearwire too. Cant even get on Xbox live.

  • clear wire does suck

  • sounds like standards in the US are a bit higher then here, i mean a almost 3 hour whait and then still no help???? I would jump for joy if that would ever happen here

  • Seriously CLEAR Internet is fking suck. like no joke.. in 1 month u only have 10 days atmost can getup to 400kb+ download speed . and the rest its only 30kb. Its fking ripe off that paying 40 dollar for 30kb per sec

  • The only way I can upload videos as of late is to compress the file to less than 1mb/15 seconds. So lame.

  • read the description Considering Clearwire as your Internet Service Provider? Watch this ISP review. It's honest, and funny as hell! The Clearwire in this video is a made up entity, but I'm sure most people will still appreciate this.

  • LOL the fucking modem doesnt work and the operator is gonna say

    "Please visit our trouble shooting guide at (Who gives a shit)/modem repair"

    Shows you how smart clear is :PP

  • oh nice couches and it's funny when you spit ur food out :)

  • heyyy this was posted a day afer muh bday :D

  • Not as bad as Frontier.net here in California

  • thumbs up if you think Clearwire is the worst internet provider :)

  • I know that this is really just a joke but does anyone know how to seed it up ITS SO FUCKING SLOW!

  • 3 people have cleanwire exedently pressed dislike

  • i have 1 thing to say about this that i think we should all agree on if you are clearwire DIE if you made clearwire DIE SLOWER that si what i gotta say

  • I agree I dontlike Clearwire..

  • LOL ......good show...

  • dude I'd stop at 1:00.

  • i died laughing at "if u have no internet... go to this website......." hahahahah. aint that always redundant?

  • @RockenGangster yep... and yet... I've actually had that said to me 3 times by 3 different ISPs. One time it was to "download the setup file" from their website.

  • @RockenGangster Oh by the way Clearwire is a real ISP Steve.

  • lol dial up is horrible but it gave me somethin to do for a while, now.... now things are so quick- more time for nothing lol

  • So true............

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  • THAT WOULD BE TORTURE LISTENING TO MUSIC FOR THAT LONG!!!!!! FUCK CLEARWIRE!!!!!!!

  • 1:18 is not a apealing site

  • This is EXCELLENT

  • You need to move the modem to a window and turn it 95% to the right haha

  • omg i swear i had the same problem i wanted to kill my self untill i got 4g now its a hole lot better and clearwire made a mistake where i dont have to pay a bill every month he he it freeeeeeeeeeee stupid clear but i recomend not to get clear

  • You need to try out VIRGIN Mobile...$40.00 UNLIMITED 3G INTERNET. Order at 1-800-887-4518.

  • We both know your suppose to put your Home Modem by the window, Clear express that. So you video is a fraud bro!

  • I have Clearwire, it took about an hour to watch this.

  • @rosechimera LMAO!!!! Took me a month to upload it!

  • @stevecash83 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! =D

  • @rosechimera

    same crap happen to me lol its going on 4 mos and i,m stuck at about 300kbs

  • @mucuchnatasoon I dont understand how clear fucking measures the download rate! i always do a speed test and average I get about 1.5 mb download!! the least I ever get a fucking 0.7 mb/s. and the most is about 10 mb/s (it happens like at night around 3 to 5 am) I suppose 300 kb/s is about 3 mb/s because that the max download speed I get whey I download a movie o a game! at least 300 kb/s is better than my fucking 65 kb/s that I get sometimes and take ages to watch a you tube video!

  • @rosechimera I swear, I left this video to load for 30 minutes, and it hasn't loaded past 10 seconds.

    I just did a speedtest and my download speed right now is 0.13 mbps!

    FUCK CLEAR!

  • @XtremeHawkZ dude that happens to me all the time!! sucks! but It might be ur area!!

  • @fernasobri1920 I live in Atlanta, which is a "best coverage" zone on Clear's coverage map.

    But the speed is so inconsistent. Sometimes (on rare occasions) I get a 6 mbps connection, and an hour later it's back to below 1 mbps. Sometimes the speed is so slow that pages can't load at all.

    It's so annoying, especially when I play COD.

  • @XtremeHawkZ tell them you wont pay for slow internet anymore . And they will give you credit, they did this to me, I was paying for a 6mb/s speed and always had a 0.43 mb/s speed. They gave me 4 months free because they couldnt do anything about it, All i can say to you is i hope you didnt sign a 2 year contract with them., Or you will be suffering for those 2 whole years, IF they tell you work is being done on your tower it is a lie, The problem is they put too many people on a single tower

  • @XtremeHawkZ So there for everyone is sharing the same internet and speeds,. You can tell by doing a ping test on your service you will have high latency because too many people on 1 tower. They rip people off, Just make sur eyou tell everyone you know , So clear wnt get any,more customers than they already have by lying to everyone. Goodluck man,

  • i know how u fell .i have clear to.it wont even stay up for 45 secs.

  • I know like 2 people who have Clear here near Chicago. I've used it and it seems to work just fine. I'm still looking at either AT&T or Clear as far as Internet. Comcast is out of the question since they suck ass around here... :/

  • That was so perfect! After nearly 3 hours on hold, the rep answers just after a big bite of sandwich! (My Qwest stopped to buffer twice during this video!)

  • No porn for you!

  • i had 3 bars and still took me 6 minutes to watch this video. F--- Clear

  • @zogdilla1 i have 5 bars and pay for 6 mbps . first month it was 5 to six. as it should be the antenna is the field next to me. then 4 months later .28 speed and all i have done is back up my hd to norton. i dont think that is heavy traffic to be capping my speed. clear wire can kiss my butt

  • @fuyingbro

    I had a similar experience with ClearRipoff. My speed was quite good initially, but slowly decreased over time until now, where it is a fraction of it's original speed. The so-called upgrade to 4-G network made no difference, and neither did buying a new computer.

  • Thats funny and I can so relate....

  • right now i have one bar

  • U think thats bad? try having timewarner cable in a small town in ohio, their internet service fucking sucks!! they always say " the cable and internet service will not cause the phone to go down if the cable or internet gos down" Bullshit! if one gos down, the rest gos down, which is usualy about once a week. we've had them come and switch the cable box and internet box thing more times than i can count. when one gos down i have to use my cell phone to call them.