Last summer. A crow jump in front of my bike and I had to quickly dodge it. Then I started flying after me in rage like it was my fault. When it swoop down to peck at me, I Punched it.
...Later when I got back home, there were a hundred crows all over my street lines, yelling at every person who came by.
Even though GLaDOS attempted to murder you at least twice, the bird is the one who's evil for doing what it naturally is supposed to: look for food. Not hatin, just sayin...
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I was like "Of all beings in the universe, you, GLaDOS, a zero-concious AI, is afraid of a bird." "You're calling it evil? You've killed off hundreds, if not thousands, of human beings. And here you are.. Calling a bird who just wants some potatoe, Evil."
@DHGameStudios That Caroline is the base for GLaDOS AI, just pushed aside by the GLaDOS personality, but her trip trhough old Aperture Science made her remember. Caroline is a nice person.
@Luxai Yes, I am aware that Caroline had some influence on GLaDOS, but honestly GLaDOS was still a mean bitch and in control. I'm pretty sure GLaDOS was more desperate, so she played nice. I know that is the Obvious thing to believe, but still.
@DHGameStudios Actually since Caroline is the core of GLaDOS AI, she is, by extension, her, and when I say nice, I mean the parts of Caroline that bubbled up in the end. Anyhoo, you got your opinon and I got mine.
@DHGameStudios Since when have she ever told anyone the truth? She's a liar if anything, and do you think she'd want to admit she got human sides? XD Also "Now little Caroline is in here too".
@DHGameStudios Nope, I got proof. That potato generates 1.2 volt, maybe near 2 when on the portal gun. If Caroline was an outside program or a sphere she would not be in the potato, and it's clear she is since GLaDOS recognizes both Cave and Caroline and responds without thinking to one of the prerecorded messages with EXACTLY the same words - Yes sir Mr Johnson. With 1.2 volt nothing but GLaDOS most basic AI program can function, so Caroline is the core for her AI.
@DHGameStudios That's because she is a split personality. She was based on Caroline, but developed her GLaDOS personality which pushed away the Caroline side. That same side keeps bubbling back up from time to time, and in the end she says herself "Being Caroline taught me a valuble lesson"
PO-TA-TO!
kristiankultakristi 3 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE
captinwoods 4 months ago
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Last summer. A crow jump in front of my bike and I had to quickly dodge it. Then I started flying after me in rage like it was my fault. When it swoop down to peck at me, I Punched it.
...Later when I got back home, there were a hundred crows all over my street lines, yelling at every person who came by.
So yes, Birds are Fucking Evil!
ACRedsCreations 6 months ago
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ACRedsCreations 6 months ago
No!! IT'S THE WORD!
CommandoRazor 6 months ago
How are you doing?
Becuase I am a PO-TAT-O.
TheManOfVeal 7 months ago
i lobe that part <3
HappyProductions12 7 months ago
I attempted to shoot the bird with the portal device, hoping it would do SOMETHING. But then I remembered it is merely a portal device.
o0ShadowsfeaR0o 7 months ago
ahh bird! bird! kill it it's evil!
Peter Griffin playing this, "a-well-a bird bird b-bird is the word" lol
shelby4369 7 months ago
Alright, back to thinking.
pikurosonai00 8 months ago
aaa why is glados in a potato?
zimer55011 8 months ago
@zimer55011 BECAUSE RACECAR
lordofgangstas 8 months ago 3
@zimer55011 Cause wheatley took over her body and he put her core in a potatoe. I heard Birds like potatoes...
xNfs4masterSx 8 months ago
The bird is a lie!!!! Well is actually a crow.
TheLAFilms99 8 months ago
@TheLAFilms99 a crow IS a bird...
Danmonkeymanpwns 3 months ago
My new response to Family Guy's overuse of Surfin' Bird.
HalcyonVI 8 months ago
Even though GLaDOS attempted to murder you at least twice, the bird is the one who's evil for doing what it naturally is supposed to: look for food. Not hatin, just sayin...
pivotmasterDM1 8 months ago
is that a potato?
wtfisthis1990 8 months ago
@wtfisthis1990 You may be asking yourself, "Wtf is this?" well, whatever that thing is--its definately a potato!
Gegeratsu 7 months ago
i think its gman.
VitorHunter12 9 months ago
Chell: Don't Worry GlaDos When You have your body back you can kill the bird with your turrets or squash it with your panels.
glados234 9 months ago
it flow off
lol
Qwertype315 9 months ago
the deer is a lie
lopshie 9 months ago
lol evil bird
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x0o0SilentDeath0o0x 9 months ago
At this point in the game i thought there would be a cutscene where Chell whacks the bird to death with the end of the gun :P
renner1070 9 months ago
GLaDOS didn't know that the bird is the word
nicofon93 9 months ago 4
I laugh my ass off everytime I see this
Heck I went back to the save and played it over and over again. I still lol at this.
xrx526 9 months ago
he is gman.
VitorHunter12 9 months ago
Out of all the possible things GLaDOS could have been scared of, I had no idea it would be a bird.
TheGreatBman9 10 months ago
I'm in space
darkwolf328 10 months ago 2
@darkwolf328 SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
SmellyAmpitz 9 months ago
Too bad there weren't a couple of civil protection snipers here.
"it's my bird!"
"no it isn't!"
Slashnsnipe 10 months ago
I was like "Of all beings in the universe, you, GLaDOS, a zero-concious AI, is afraid of a bird." "You're calling it evil? You've killed off hundreds, if not thousands, of human beings. And here you are.. Calling a bird who just wants some potatoe, Evil."
DHGameStudios 10 months ago 75
@DHGameStudios That was before the whole potato thing, she got a lot nicer after Caroline had surfaced in her.
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai What exactly do you mean?
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios That Caroline is the base for GLaDOS AI, just pushed aside by the GLaDOS personality, but her trip trhough old Aperture Science made her remember. Caroline is a nice person.
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai I still don't really get your point.
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios That GLaDOS is not entirely evil and has good sides, she just forgot about them for a very long time.
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai Yes, I am aware that Caroline had some influence on GLaDOS, but honestly GLaDOS was still a mean bitch and in control. I'm pretty sure GLaDOS was more desperate, so she played nice. I know that is the Obvious thing to believe, but still.
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios Actually since Caroline is the core of GLaDOS AI, she is, by extension, her, and when I say nice, I mean the parts of Caroline that bubbled up in the end. Anyhoo, you got your opinon and I got mine.
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai I don't think she was that big a part of GLaDOS' AI, since she was "forgotten" and Erased by the end.
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios She's not eresed, that's stated in the ending song.
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai It states in the song "Goodbye my only friend, oh, did you think I ment you?"
Also you directly hear that GLaDOS ERASES her, just before letting you go.
"Being Caroline taught me a great lesson, where Caroline is... *Caroline, Deleted*"
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios Since when have she ever told anyone the truth? She's a liar if anything, and do you think she'd want to admit she got human sides? XD Also "Now little Caroline is in here too".
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai Therefore, making both our arguements, invalid :o
The Whole "Caroline-thing" Also could be lie. To support the lie that she's all nice now.
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios Nope, I got proof. That potato generates 1.2 volt, maybe near 2 when on the portal gun. If Caroline was an outside program or a sphere she would not be in the potato, and it's clear she is since GLaDOS recognizes both Cave and Caroline and responds without thinking to one of the prerecorded messages with EXACTLY the same words - Yes sir Mr Johnson. With 1.2 volt nothing but GLaDOS most basic AI program can function, so Caroline is the core for her AI.
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai While being a potatoe, I recall her multiple times not being caroline.
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios That's because she is a split personality. She was based on Caroline, but developed her GLaDOS personality which pushed away the Caroline side. That same side keeps bubbling back up from time to time, and in the end she says herself "Being Caroline taught me a valuble lesson"
Luxai 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios I don't recall potato having an extra e.
AvengerStar5 9 months ago
@AvengerStar5 Yes, you were right, now you're a superior being. -.-
DHGameStudios 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios :D
AvengerStar5 9 months ago
@DHGameStudios How would you like it if YOU were turned into a helpless piece of food that some animal would consider "lunch"?
9Lives101 9 months ago
@9Lives101 I know I'd be glad if Chell took me with her.
Luxai 9 months ago
@Luxai No wait, I'd be GLaD.
Luxai 9 months ago
i laughed so hard that time
ZachTheFurryFox 10 months ago
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learnmeathing 10 months ago
why are you holding a talking potato?
blade3337 10 months ago
@blade3337 to stop a science lab from exploding in the future
ZachTheFurryFox 10 months ago
@blade3337 FOR SCIENCE.
jmerridew124 10 months ago 39
@jmerridew124 Nope, Chuck Testa.
ThreeDaysOfDale 5 months ago
@blade3337 why aren't you holding a talking potato.
bunnydo22 10 months ago
@blade3337 If you actually found a talking potato, would you really just let it be?
garfocusalternate 9 months ago 2
This is one of my fav parts of the game, it shows that GLaDOS is scared of something so small, she's showing weakness.
AaronRawrz 10 months ago 2
best moment in game!
lich0ni3spi 10 months ago
I really, REALLY love this scene for some reason...
0megasonic 10 months ago
hah now shes a potato :D awesome must keep playing now :P
Marcus60661 10 months ago