Poker Conspiracy

[DeepSpaceNinja]

being several buy-ins under EV after 1K hands brought me here!

[Trylobit]

@DeepSpaceNinja LOL 1K hands is nothing. Varaince can keep up over 50k hands.

[ThisisBSist]

All you whiners who can't beat bots: whatever ya do, KEEP DEPOSITING!!!!!!

[Deater90]

This song is addictivly good ! :>

[ukstevey]

some great pictures in there,.

[Deater90]

pretty catchy :D

[zooMZooMlikeATyphOOn]

lolol so awesome

[Da1337DoOD]

I played it like a set. I knew it was comming.

[JASONROLF]

gj

[da4ite]

Poker Stars is TOTALY RIGGED !!!!!!!!!

[adamho339]

If the BB folded UTG, he was just an idiot. Not cheating 0_o

[adamho339]

@adamho339 lol I meant if he folded to an UTG limp

[TheFranYeste10]

LOL

[latinoheatFTW]

it's doomswitch not boomswitch Oo

[R088O]

Was just playing 9-handed, had been playing alot of pots, got AA and limped in FIRST POSITION. Everyone folded, EVEN THE BIG BLIND! If thats not sus as all fuck, I don't know what is.

[BaronZTUKHH]

@R088O dude why would you limp AA UTG????? super/hyper turbo i can understand but FR cash or whateva just o_O

[DeeJScottyB]

this is beautiful

[71hotansexy]

love it

[northkato]

so... turns out there's some truth to this song:/

[mace9697]

Doug Lee, lol. Marco was like, "what the fuck" during that interview on quadjacks, even more than when he interviewed Fricke

[godhedsmanden]

srsly awsome

[yxymedia]

I appreciate the Doug Lee rip in there. :p

[vet1nar1]

In the words of Sheldon Cooper : It's funny, because it's true.

[ewaewelinag]

more vids more tunes keep em coming they sick and they will stick,let em all have it bastards!

[J3ofHearts]

Haha I just heard the 'original' version for the first time. Had to think immediately of this song

[Ruftenkind]

very, very good

[durrr75]

funny,but its all true....;(

[kingcypress]

Nice song no where the fuck is money online?!

all the shit is true...

[iridio86]

poker is a real fun game it has so many nice people it's not rigged at all evary hand is 50/50 those are such great odds! BRB, mortgaging my house Now I'm ready to ball But then Harry Reid Made the game a felony Thanks to the PPA There's a blackout now! They won't let Phil Ivey play! The Superusers raked raked in billions of pots Then ran away and paid for eight thousand Full Tilting bots And then they trainer Chinese dudes to collude on Stars

[iridio86]

@iridio86 That's how Isildur got staked staked and raped raped Tom Dwan You know it's true I know, iknow That's why there's there's no money When you play heads up Cause you gotta bride Negreanu Turn that boomswitch on! Howie Lederer hates fat people Cause he thinks they're freaks David Sklansky deletes stickies DUCY? To sell more books! NVG Makes fun of Doug Lee He's just misunderstood He's a world champion Who hits all his semi-bluffs The government will take take your earning in tax

[iridio86]

@iridio86 But the won't let the fish play cause they won't keep track

The Kahnawake Gaming Commission is owned

By Russian corporation and mafioso

[durrr75]

SrslySirius 4 president..epic NVG makes fun of doug lee...lmao...great.

[involverrrrr]

I love this video!!! Just epic!!!

[ElecroMastur]

Great Video & nice song B r a v o,

I have proofs (for some) that poker rooms cheats!

(all that costs me thousands of dollars & moving at lower stakes even Im winning player at any stakes!)

[Nuklearsocken]

They won't let Phil Ivey play... well, close.

[Judoboy1664]

4 people cannot beat 2 nl.

[bthegreat194]

@godly04

Hahahaha tom dwan is one of if not the best NLH cash game player there is!!!

[godly04]

In reality, an army of full-tilting bots would make a corporation broke in weeks, since 99% of online players are turtles anyways.

There is no boom switch, wtf are you talking about? If you think there is a boom switch, how do you propose pokerstarsdotcom itself decides who wins and who loses? ROFL I'm sorry, but you just arn't that important m8, Daniel Negraneu is not standing by waiting

[godly04]

@godly04 to make you lose your play money or pennies to your opponent, ROFL.

Bottom line is, if you suck at poker, you go broke playing poker. Don't play it

[nikoskom]

a+++ superbe

[cheapdirt]

SrslySirus Phone number 18328167257; 12676265142 SYRUSSIRIUS PHONE NUMBER!!! CALL HIM!!!!!! MARCO GAVE ME HIS NUMBER ON SKYPE BY ACCIDENT!!!!!! REAL POSTERS NUMBER PRANK CALL HIMMM FOR BEING SUCH A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heusspower]

damn it, i've heard it about 100 times now and 20 times in a row, it's still not boring!

[LeBaron74]

How in the world did you predict the blackout??

[HYPERREALPOKER]

Make my day

[elchbert]

gogo us bastards

[MrAasgier]

haha, goddamn man thats good !

[4DragonsMedia]

*BOOM* Roasted

[pandaboy44]

only losing players say that online poker is rigged

[herplikestoderp]

@pandaboy44 only losing players say that only losing players say that online poker is rigged.

[itssimpleiwinyoulose]

@herplikestoderp only losing players say that only losing players say that only losing players say that online poker is rigged

[mikesmith0514]

@itssimpleiwinyoulose yeah except ultimate bet was rigged. they had supper users that could see your hold cards

[R31Bi]

@mikesmith0514 that's not "rigged", though. superusers could see the hole cards, not decide which cards would come out or know them in advance. Know your facts straight and if you're not confident, don't play.

[kitsune090]

@pandaboy44 hmm u are wrong... not only loser players say that...

[Harresd]

@kitsune090 Yes only losing players do, there is plenty of software that tracks every possible odd there is and anyone can get that software if they want. Its just imposible for people with a large enough brain to be a winning player to claim a site is rigged when we know as a fact that they are not.

[kitsune090]

@Harresd i have seen many pro players calling the poker sites rigged... the fact is the game is totally controlled by the site, nobody is seeing anything that is going on there, except them.. and rigged doesn't mean changing the odds as they know they're being tracked... but anything that couldn't be tracked and result in a lot more rake and deposits... if there's a no risk way to make more money even by being dishonest, they do it. Even Bill Gates have done! cause that's capitalist world dude!

[kitsune090]

@Harresd you're so ingenious by defending a poker sites... even after all those scandals involving UB, Full Tilt and others... you see that and still believing like a dumb! PS is another site which is implementing rush poker (they were against it few time ago) in order to make as much money and quickly as possible before they get fucked up...their time is coming... the CEO quit, new deposits decreasing, rush poker the problems with the law. many new scandals and trues will be brought to light!

[Harresd]

@kitsune090 Those scandals had nothing to do with the cards being rigged. Your using ridiculous arguments that have absolutely nothing to do with it.

[LAmoZzz]

@pandaboy44

Its not exactly true) A lot of web-sites have been caught cheating, not in the way most people understand it, but any way;)

[linccnil]

@pandaboy44 +lilholdem

[comedyfavorite]

@pandaboy44

only cheater says it´s not

[mooiedromen]

@pandaboy44 yeah u can say that but the only way i exually still make money with poker is by getting rakeback and thats what they want.

[tuke8]

@pandaboy44 obv wrong comment but its ok

[HereWeGoSteelers]

this needed to be like 5 minutes longer

[bthegreat194]

@HereWeGoSteelers

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! :D

[boogiedownbandit]

online poker is the biggest scam on earth. they cater to pro's and destroy low stakes players..the bad beats are unbelievable, especially on full tilt. best poker is live poker..

[HereWeGoSteelers]

@boogiedownbandit so rigged

[coooolololol]

i love SrslySirius

[victorlwd]

hahahah pmsl n1

[doeur316]

It's like break your heart

[adam123adam]

@butternuts000 is this a sick level that a micro stakes grinder might not be aware of?

[butternuts000]

@adam123adam santerre seemed butt hurt i was just giving him advice... inb4 "i win live but not online"

[jesses469]

Genius work.



[luis211186]

BIGGEST FUCKING SCAM

[tamaseger]

Brilliant:)

[zobbione]

awesome :) you are a fuckin genius

[ukstevey]

sklanky's rated

[thepatg237]

so classic

all gold

5stars

[liamthetwitch]

...please turn the boomswitch on.... grinding = fail today

[xangelofxdeathx]

what song is this?

[TopXKiller1]

@xangelofxdeathx ITS WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED AND WHAT DID HAPPEN

[KOERCK88]

0:56 best pic!!!

[gezwin]

just classic

[UndercoverLdn]

*****

[SpecPokerCom]

A+

[santerre1974]

its todays biggest scam going ....

[teflonek]

@santerre1974

sure you think online poker is a scam, and you got justin bieber's video in your favorites. what an awesome "coincidence".

[santerre1974]

@teflonek well for my 9 year old son ,he like it dum idiot ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED BIGGEST SCAM TODAY

[butternuts000]

@santerre1974 just move up where they respect your raises

[ClicksMcGee]

a bit of everything, awesome

[CTVYG21]

Ahahahaha :D Funny

[J4Jc3]

LOL!

[sk8rdaniel]

NVG makes fun of Doug LEe!!!!

[PokerMashine]

best evERRRRRR

[goathair33]

Funny!